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@martha_zuri

3 months

Seeing yourself getting older without any progress in life hurts, may God change your situation for the better 🤍

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@MissSassbox The phrasing of that first line is weird

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@kiIIjohnlennon A battle of the holes is crazy

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@DamilohunA Wasn’t the man THE VICTIM 💀?

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@prettiestonna Wearing whatever works for you 🤌🏼

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@DucDeVinny I don’t think he’s joking fr

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@dijadontneedya Checkbook? rummaging? You’re seasoned

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@HardestFitPics Shocked Kanye hasn’t worn this yet

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@expiredzima Average 20s experience

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@kirawontmiss When is taking pictures of strangers & posting them gonna start being a crime?

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@madamkeji I hope she makes it out of that marriage alive

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@GatorsDaily The nipples are louder than the tattoo

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@niccoyat You know it’s bad when sounds of nature annoy you

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@GlamazonJay Physics aside, my anxiety would never let me have fun when the balcony shaking like that

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@shannie_emm What if she thinks the same way you do 🤣

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@AishaaaMarie @MissLesegoS & they’re big on hating anyone who has a life outside of their jobs

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@TYSTICKWITU Did you shove her or what tho 😭😭

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@talleyberrybaby Not me thinking he was talking about them plastic surgery women

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@Mother_Cathy She’s giving main character

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@AleahDenae “Subject: man of my word” 😭😭 Oh he’s so extra

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@gir1genius Can’t they do it themselves?

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@alvinnx Some people are really heaven sent 🥹

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@meahhalle The way she just walked away 💔

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@userctrI She served twice 😮‍💨

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@LORAFRIMANEE Him & Snoop Dogg fr

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@MykeYonce Her changing directions is taking me out 😭

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@cognacegghead Hate to break it to ya, they’re on the same (page)

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@CarlWinsHigh At least she looks forward to seeing him again

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@chicagoBRIZ Let’s not forget that this was for kids 😭

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@danni_kamash An all black party

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@maribeIIa_ He’s in love

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@mushr00mbabe I wouldn’t get mad, a win is a win lmaoooo

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@sleepyhead2342 I thought we left ts in 2015 😭😭😭

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@layloqasim * Ariana what are you doing here ?*

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@ReddLipBandit She’s definitely their favorite

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@valleydoIl Face card still valid

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@larryislegend Hearing stuff like that without context will forever be funny 😭😭😭

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@M1das_OW2 It’s giving bitmoji

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@ulovbk This video is all the proof she needs, I hope she has them arrested 🚮

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I spent 4 years trying to build a man & teach him my love language but, he just kept getting worser & worser 😭😭

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@raejpeg 😭😭😭 There’s so much going on with this fit

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@_fabeany_ Is he barefooted or what lmaoooo

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@bigsnugga “We need more barricade guys” 😭😭💀

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@PizzaBagelFan Most don’t look at the sun tbh

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@fluffyakaraa That design for a wedding is crazy

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@LaughterHaver $990 for a pair of jeans is crazy scamming

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@fromkdwithluv I was so patient waiting for him to finish typing that sentence

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@iH8Meccavellii Adults bullying kids is crazy business I can never understand it

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@NitaBonitax Bad timing, execution I mean

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@gesmjj Somebody said he got a Brazilian D*ck Lift 😭

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@reveressence What kind of a joke is that fr

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@lifeof_jaliyah The realist reaction ever 😭

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@stagediv What did she do to deserve such meanness from people

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@GlamazonJay The world we live in is crazy

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@galorbie He gagged them

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@Vaughanilla_ Miguel never got bitten by a radioactive spider & he didn’t lose his uncle, this is the proof we all needed

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@fcfortune They’re heavy on standing on business

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@SidneeShaw Now that you’ve mentioned it 😭😭

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@Sisi0821 The first sign is you looking for signs

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@kingbealestreet She knows what she’s doing, they can never make me hate her lmaooo

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@Dezzy_BadAss The people saying “people die everyday” wouldn’t be saying ts if it was their family or friends who died

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@Jayzus_ Alright, I’ll watch it again 😭

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@SuperMutantSam1 What they mean “hear me out”? 😭

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@i2f4rr Why is he in other people’s businesses?

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@indianloonie He would have fooled me too I won’t lie

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@queensofbravo She’s about to be cropped out

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@ItalianLichKing You still went through with it 😭???

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@tinylittlehomie The song is literally “So High School”, still not clicking?

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@tinashehive Not when you’re a teacher 😭

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@computer_gay How you supposed to swallow your food after hearing that 💀

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@caliphorniaqing She said: Let’s get this bag I guess

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@kiritanisomnium 😭😭?

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@AltHistCody Half dead half alive

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Adult friendships mean saying 'let me call you back,' then calling back four days later & no one takes it personally 🤝🏼

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@genmxn The sweating when I try getting dressed in the bathroom is crazy

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@myfaultOG23 That’s a soft eviction right there

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@precioussxx Would they be less scary if they were obsessed with poverty?

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@stoppfeenin I’ll only be impressed when these pastors perform these miracles in hospitals

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@juanvenchy They were judging your taste or they want to taste you

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@dissproportion She should have TOLD him, simple

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@WolvesNumber37 He actually looks younger than 16 😭

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@fcklile Why was he so calm 🤣🤣

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@siyyaniverse Laughing the pain away

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@myfaultOG23 It’s crazy how 1 woman destroyed the whole gender’s reputation 😭

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@spinbackmecca Out here being sassy for what

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@bekstfu_ The clarity always kicks in when it’s too late

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@DatChaosGuy So this is the original video of the gif 😭 WOW

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@mzibifaka Somethings don’t even be shocking if a man is involved, anyway lock them up 👏🏼

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@she222real_ With your DIY makeup & all

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@wysterixx Can’t doctors help her with food therapy or nutrition counseling ?

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@fineassslay The unprovoked cussing exchange is taking me out 😭😭😭

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@Am_Blujay I’ll forever be a Shekinah fan 🥹❤️

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@yunjinrinano Intrusive thoughts are such a dangerous thing to ever exist

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@exxhibitj Networking on steroids 😭

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@paulswhtn Still tryna figure out why Netflix censored the suicide scene but not the rape scene

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Ever been with someone who doesn’t apologize for their wrongdoing, who’d rather blame you for reacting instead? 😭😭😭

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@Cliff1k They finding innovative ways to cheat lmaooo

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@emeeziee Maddie should have known wassup from this part tbh

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@BelovedBaje Her body tea

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@nasukeii I did that because I was always laughing & unserious at school & I thought that needed to change, but I’d break character first thing I stepped on those premises 🤣🤣🚮

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