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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

2 years

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dogman

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Chose to break up with an ex at a park and like right before I got to the topic she picked a flower out of the ground and tucked it behind my ear and I almost started crying

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@peniswilso I think I started fiddling with it in my hands during but I put it back in my ear after she left

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@florrysbussy Oh it’s been a long life of karmic punishment don’t worry

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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT Probably one of the most emotionally torn I’ve ever been in my life over a decision

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@MellamoJeffee @NEVERLOGGINGOUT It did not feel good lol

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2 months

Opinion alert

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@MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT Not at all dude that’s just dishonest to her and dragging on any problems. It’s unfair to her and yourself

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@GreenTextRepost

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21 days

This is probably true if you literally don’t leave the house all day and sit at a computer for work in an air conditioned room. I’m not going to read the article. I know I’m right.

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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist

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2 months

@birdbrainmd3 @peniswilso If you want to add even more agony to it, once she left it started to lightly sprinkle and I sat in the rain for 20 minutes before driving home lol

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dogman

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9 months

I would let my wife do this to me and drink all my blood if she wanted

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9 months

still on my arm after an hour what a fatass

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dogman

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6 months

Manager told me to throw that “gringo music” on so I played Death Cab For Cutie and heard “yeaahhhhhhh” from across the lobby

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@ItalianLichKing

2 months

@MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT I’d rather bear the guilt of an emotional moment than knowing I dragged someone along because I couldn’t act on my honest feelings that things had to end

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dogman

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2 months

You loser fucks act like cooking has to be some incredible recipe every single time. Throw some fucking eggs on a pan and eat some toast. That’s a fucking meal. Eat 5 quesadillas in a row. I hate you people

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Ironic that communists acted like people are lazy for ordering doordash & not wanting to cook 3x a day for the rest of their lives when being a communist means acknowledging we are made for community which means cooking for each other

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6 months

She put her pussy on the phone and it told me to kill myself

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2 months

@shitpostbotmax Some people are mad because they’re focusing on the idea that it stands as an absolute rejection of love. I won’t deny them their feeling of heart break- it’s miserable. Some people unfortunately, as you said, truly do not understand how I can do such a thing. They’ll learn.

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@powcampsurvivor He’s bassist in a hardcore band

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dogman

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7 months

Asking my trans gf if she’s on the pill minutes after she nuts in me

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dogman

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2 months

Very funny how many people are quote tweeting like “omg slender man” without the knowledge that I also have the same size, build, and head as slender man

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2 months

@1takeitzjake @MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT It seems people are incapable of accepting that some things are heart breaking by their very nature. A breakup is not a happy thing lol

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2 months

No like I’m literally him

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2 months

@bunchanumbassss “A terrible thing” you mean a breakup? You mean a breakup where someone breaks up with another person? Do you have a dogs brain? Genuine question I need to know if you’re a real person. Breakups don’t feel good you fucking donkey. Was I happy? No! It’s a breakup! You suck ass!!!

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dogman

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2 months

@sailaunderscore I stand by the shit I do

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

8 months

Suicidal lesbians in your area. Act now!

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

1 year

Struggling

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dogman

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1 month

You a freak if you buying your Oreos double stuffed. You too horny. Go beat off and reconsider those groceries

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

2 months

Are all women gooners why do you need vibrators and toys

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dogman

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7 months

I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING I NEED HEAD I NEED TO GIVE HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME FUCK ME PLEASEEEE

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dogman

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2 months

I don’t mean to bully anyone, but for people who are so utterly shocked that you can break up with someone that gave you a romantic gesture (flowers, letters, etc), it comes off entirely like no one has ever done anything sweet or sincere for you and you think that’s what love is

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Drunk couple making out I will end my life in front of you two

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2 months

I’m being euthanized on public television tomorrow

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dogman

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2 months

Did the best I could lmfao

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2 months

I’m gonna cosplay this guy today as best I can

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@pussyhitler Genuinely yes.If you care about someone (I care about her!) you’d want her to stop wasting her love and energy on someone who will never feel the same way. She deserves to spend her love on someone that sincerely and wholly loves her back. I know I’m right. I know I did right lol

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@Marsupialluna @ReutersWorld He shouldn’t have served any time he was right

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

2 months

Here’s the roleplay

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

9 months

I’m going to blow my head off lol

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Jungkook for Calvin Klein.

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dogman

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2 months

You guys would not believe the success I’ve had with training myself to smile at people I make eye contact. People smile back and we smirk and it’s nice. You really can teach yourself any social skill

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

5 months

They say “get your money up” I say get that hairline up. Don’t talk to me unless your shit receding

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6 months

Someone’s gonna have to fuck me about this

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dogman

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2 months

For a guy that has absolutely no childhood sexual trauma I distinctly have sexually traumatized vibes and I think that’s wassup

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

2 months

Guarantee if you are stuttering and stumbling around like this, because you’re so enamored by the woman you’re speaking to, it will only benefit you, as long as you don’t react too harshly to your own stutters

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Folded under zero pressure is wild

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dogman

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6 months

Why isn’t the shadow of the cigarette glowing? Don’t quite understand things in this life

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

1 year

@chapocheck Motion to say “sike” your honor

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@ItalianLichKing

1 year

This killed me

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

2 months

I forget for most people on this app romance and love is probably more theoretical or artistic in nature and not a lived thing

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dogman

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6 months

One time my ex said trans women have it easier because they weren’t raised and conditioned to be overly insecure for their weight and for a brief moment I wanted to kill her, but in my grace I remembered that women are retarded and cannot be held accountable to their insecurities

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to be clear: I have zero tolerance for hes and theys or anyone, regardless of birth or socializations, who does not recognize that trans girls have it the worst of anybody.

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dogman

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1 year

Average member of the Dark Brotherhood

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dogman

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2 months

Do I want to wear thigh highs and be fucked silly maybe yes but I have an image to uphold here so I can’t

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dogman

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7 months

Nice pussy dude. I hope it swallows me whole.

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Any girls out there into low IQ guys that hug nice

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20 days

Fuck my chungus life

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dogman

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2 years

Why do beautiful women date slugs

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2 years

Billie Eilish and The Neighbourhood’s Jesse Rutherford are officially dating. ❤️

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If I don’t fuck soon I’m going to steal a dog off the leash from a child and shoot it in the head in front of them

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2 months

@danghentschel You’re gonna be alright Dan you’re gonna pull through and that’s why you’re the goat. These people and “fans” can’t pull you down. They can’t understand your genuine lived experience because they all live in insincere little bubbles. You’re gonna be alright Dan I promise

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1 month

Eclipse is here

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@gumbuzzler Terrible angle he looks distinctly British

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You can’t possibly all be bisexual

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lorelei

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@ItalianLichKing i can tell you held that scream back a bit out of fear of judgement. shame on you. next time do a real scream.

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dogman

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Not a single woman is in my life that’s not deeply neurotic or autistic. Unsure if that’s a woman thing or the kind of people I attract. I love them all. The men in my life, however, are dogs fit for manual labor. I love them too

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dogman

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1 year

@Java_jigga There’s like a soft limit to how high you can get with them though. I feel like I can’t unlock the part a bong hit does even after successive rips with it.

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

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@Lispy_Dipshit Rolling the 1/20 chance my eyes go wide and I start screaming and hitting myself

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dogman

@ItalianLichKing

10 months

One day I will be someone’s beautiful wife

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dogman

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2 months

I really don’t like when guys that aren’t my friends talk to me about women’s bodies. Fuckers at the bar telling me how hot our bartenders are. Dude I don’t care I hope you get hit by a train leave me alone and out of your eyes wide open goonstate

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Told my boss I was bisexual and I got a raise

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I need to wander the wastes once more

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dogman

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2 years

The other day I said goodnight to my dad within moments of my gf spitting my own cum into my mouth

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10 months

Getting nervous and asking her to be my boyfriend

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@danghentschel Is that black face Dan? I don’t think I can defend this one

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6 months

Angel numbers? Awesome. I’m going to die in a car crash

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2 years

Oversized baggy T-shirt that says “I ❤️ femcels”

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9 months

@emoboywife Lmfao

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@sorrynotsoryu I know I am and anyone who’s been through sincere heart break and tried their best to learn from it would agree

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dogman

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Oh to be a beautiful woman’s unemployed boyfriend

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dogman

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1 year

@skatie420 I can mispronounce any word in the English language

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dogman

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Genuinely glad I’m both not a woman or a bottom. I don’t think I could survive breaking up or being treated poorly by someone you literally let inside you. Nauseating to think about

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They call me big finishing a 10 hour shift at 3 am Ryley

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dogman

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2 months

Fucking chimpanzees in my replies

dogman

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2 months

Chose to break up with an ex at a park and like right before I got to the topic she picked a flower out of the ground and tucked it behind my ear and I almost started crying

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@nobody_stop_me Weren’t you a communist like 3 months ago

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I need more tattoos I need a sugar mama or daddy to wants to see my canvas perfected

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Someone air drop me a twink to cuddle with tonight

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