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South Korea's fertility rate, already the lowest in the world, dropped by another 8 percent in 2023.
New data shows the fertility rate dropped to 0.72, far below the 2.1 needed to maintain the population.
She’s 2. Give her something to increase her hand to eye motion. Colouring books, play dough, mix colours in ziplock bags with jelly, arrange all the onions in the kitchen let her count it, tell her to put her toys on a straight line and name them one by one.
She's been on my PC all day. She's also the only kid in her class that can read ABC and identify them. She also identifies numbers 0-10.
Consistency works like magic.
Before October we shall be solving basic maths together. She's just 2yrs.
Reminding Nigerian new generational ladies that sees getting pregnant for their husband as "killing their career" that Rihanna the Queen of entertainment and career” is pregnant again and on world stage very proud of the woman she has become. You can learn from her.
Whaddup my nigga?
Whaddup my nigga?
Big ups my nigga
We up my nigga
You pussy ass nigga
Mehn fuck y'all niggas
Cos I'm that nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm that niggggaaaaaaa
I’m sponsoring my children until they no longer need it. On their graduation day; I’m giving them a bulk sum. On their wedding day, they’re getting another bulk sum, a house too. All this adulting, won’t let my babies do it until they fully can.
Went to pick up my cousin the other day, I said “My babyyy” and stretched my arms out while bending to hug her. The whole class ran in my direction and hugged me 😂😭
When you enter a gathering of children, a high-five to one child means you must high-five the other fourteen kids there - except you don't have a heart.
someone said “it’s because she was a virgin” and I’m here to tell you that if a woman sleeps with 40,000 Dothraki men and their horses and chooses not to sleep with you; when you force her, it is rape.
In Uni hostels were market places. One babe dey sell bag, her bunky dey sell shoe, their roommate dey do makeup, the roommates friend does hair, the next room has a commercial writer. Nigerian women are the most entrepreneurial IN THE WORLD. WE WORK. WE PROVIDE. STOP KILLING US.
I think Naira Marley was very angry that Mohbad left the label and did not run mad, become an addict or become totally worthless etc like the other young men that he’s ruined. That was why he kept getting him beat up. He wanted the boy ruined completely. A wicked wicked being.
Since the 23rd of May 2020, this woman has tweeted one discriminatory law against women in majorly African countries. It’s the 27th Of January 2021. In eight months she has not run out of laws and legal systems that make life miserable for women.
Beginning tomorrow, everyday, I will tweet one law that discriminates against women, especially in African countries. I want to see when I run out of material.
#everydayfeminism
Shaffy Bello is in her 50s. Your 22 year old ass ought to call her Aunty or Ma’am if she insists. When you get to your 50s, you can allow the girlies call you whatever you want.
last night I stopped to check the plate number of the cab I requested for. As I entered, I said good evening. He said “you’re checking number to see if I want to kidnap you. you don’t want to snap and send it to all your family and friends. you think say I wan carry you”.
The minute we realize bolt drivers are not slaves or your personal driver there’ll be little or no arguments and disagreement all the time. It works for me anyway
The woman at the reception: what’s the name on the receipt?
Me: Damilohun, please.
Her: but madam I’m already answering you, I am working on it as you can see, it’s your receipt I’m writing
I remember the video. They made a video while this young man bled to death. They were laughing. They laughed as he died in pain. He begged to speak with his father and they laughed at him till he died.
#EndSARS
This is Chinedu Obi. He was arrested by the Nigerian Police for being covered in tattoos,wearing a gold chain and in possession of an expensive I-phone.The police shot him and then watched him bleed to death. Nigerian lives don't matter anymore.
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutality
There wil be an
#EndSarsProtest
tomorrow Saturday 10th october at Egbeda by 9am.for those staying around Alimosho, egbeda, igando, idimu , ipaja, Ayobo and environs
#EndSars
#EndPoliceBrutality
Show up in your numbers please.
I was attached to my homie to the point where whenever he goes to see his girlfriend in the night I get angry
And when he broke up I was happy
No homo,I just love him
ENDSARS PROTESTERS GO BERSERK - MURDER 1 POLICEMAN, INJURE ANOTHER IN DELTA, STEAL AK47 RIFLE WITH 25 ROUNDS OF AMMUNITION
· IGP calls for an end to violence against Law Enforcement Officers
I declare that the Angels assigned to Chef Hilda give her all the strength, diligence and alertness she needs to complete this journey and reach her goal. Rooting for her fr.
Teach her colours. “Tomato is red, Daddy’s car is blue, Peas are Green”. She can learn the other things later. Now is time to improve her neurological pathways and her body’s motion coordination. in the next one & half years you’ll have to teach her sums again.
PLEASE IF YOU’RE FREE ON THE MAINLAND GO TO ALAUSA. THEIR NUMBERS ARE DWINDLING. THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS!!!! GO AND MARCH FOR OUR LIVES
#EndSARS
#EndSARSBrutality
#EndSarsNow
A known woman hater asked for women to drop their pictures. Women went ahead. You know he and his kind are misogynistic. You know they’re “aLpHa MaLeS”. You know they’re constantly trash talking women.
Did you think you’re better than the women they trash talk?
If we’re passing in school, we’re sleeping with the lecturer.
If we’re rising in our careers, we’re sleeping with our bosses.
If we start businesses, we’re definitely prostitutes on the side.
people manage to insert slut-shaming into every area of women’s lives. It’s crazy.
It was not a crossfire. A crossfire is when both parties are armed. The police shot at unarmed civilians and killed a boy. More reason to
#EndSARS
#EndSarsNow
Giving your child a man’s surname after he broke up with you because he found out you were pregnant for him is a choice tbh. Call me wicked o, but that child is taking my surname Insha Allah ✋🏾
few days ago my little princess was calling my name so many times and for no reason. I had to tell her “don’t call my name anymore today”. Less than two minutes later she tapped my knee to get my attention and when I looked up she silently mouthed my name. I had a scream.
I went for a wedding and the MC asked for an elderly woman to give some advice. This aunty said “even if he beats you, he’s still your husband” lmaoooo a bridesmaid went to collect the mic 😭😭😭
Bridal showers should be a study in marriage anthropology, especially when adult women are present. They can’t even hide that marriage is likely to be an unpleasant experience, its like “here is advice on how to navigate all the ways in which your joy will be stolen”.
This lady Omoefe sodeje who supply’s diesel discovered her fiancée Mr God’s power owutuamo (popularly known as kparobo A.K.A don capi) was married with 3 kids (2 boys a girl) but lied to her that he was divorced. She decided to end the relationship with him January 2023.
On…
Those of you editing to reveal women’s nudity; You’re as terrible as the men that are predators. The men you call animals, the men you call beasts. You’re the same with them, you’re just one step lower on the Rape Culture Pyramid.
A disgusting low for
@MailOnline
. A girl died for rejecting a boy and you mention her private school fees to show what - that her parents are wealthy? Why are femicide victims treated like this?
Have some empathy for her. She just found out that life as she knew it was a lie. she’s deep in the middle of betrayal & heartbreak.
Those were not her only questions. “What about my children?”
“Abi am I stupid? I normally see things but I didn’t see this one”
“So what are you gonna say at my funeral, now that you've killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted.”
Swipe: Oh Lord! I read this and felt so many things, so so many things. I asked if I could call him and I did. He wept like a wounded animal and all he kept saying was that he needed a do over. I told him there’s no do over, at least on this matter.
#thread
A brand new iPhone 12 is at least 400k. They shared phones at a wedding of let’s say 200 people.
That’s 80 million Naira.
Minimum wage is 30k, and millions of civil servants are being owed salaries across the country. Doctors are on strike, there’s no electricity, etc
This “iphones shared at the wedding” talk is foolish abeg. Lol!
We have seen cars being given put at weddings and nobody exploded.
You guys are talking like PMB went to SLOT and bought 4 mudus of iPhones & handed them out himself.
The guy dey fuck up but make use sense abeg.
Sing while brushing. Brush your own teeth too at the same time. Just make a song, they won’t know it’s fake. If you’re Christian there’s this donut man bath time song that you can modify for teeth brushing.
if e no work pin them down like sacrifice lamb and do it.
“Daughters of Chimamanda” was an insult less than two years ago, but today Nigerian men are using her as a “good example” of feminism. Evolution is beautiful to watch.