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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

7 months

me in the saddleranch bathroom after bottomless brunch in 2015

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6 months

but having millions of followers who listen to you…could help get more eyes and ears on the atrocities happening???? someone plz come get brittany

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6 months

@Naipeachie you chose black mirror and bo burnham to compare the plight of being a white woman influencer while witnessing a genocide? MAAM, I don’t think you’re getting what they’re trying to say LMFAO!!!

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Tom Parker’s last gift to everyone was to bring the dudes back together so they could see how loved and missed they were. He is the light that’ll never fade & will be absolutely missed

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1 year

@KennieJD hand him this after the director yells “cut”

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 months

here’s maya’s video in full:

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1 year

@whitest_injera life comes at ya fast

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@everythng_dop3 💀💀💀

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1 year

@hiimbobbi that last clip and the way he was looking over to her

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@marlenvargas

5 years

@alyssagenovese @lukasbattle Plz save this video forever and show it at his wedding

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

5 years

@ChrisEvans Found the gif that fits your current mood:

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@marlenvargas

6 months

@Naipeachie they love to think “wow, that could never be me!” or how Maya said in her retort “I’d be on this side during x event in history” you only want to make the change that’ll earn you brownie points and affects YOU!

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2 years

@caseykfrey @joannawut @DVBBS @xxbridge the original is great but i think about the animal crossing version almost every day 😅

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1 year

@hiimbobbi gonna need variations of the hollywood hair barbie on the red carpet

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@DrewAfualo man really has to work on his anger issues ://////

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@marlenvargas

1 year

@DrewAfualo whoever Drew Afallo is…I am so sorry you had to breathe the same air as him!

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2 years

@DrewAfualo why does he look like the real life version of a police sketch?

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2 years

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marlen 🍉

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6 years

Georgia and Conan are now buds

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3 years

me clicking out of Brendan’s apology before it ended bc he hit my “females” capacity for 2021 #bachelorinparadise

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@marlenvargas

1 year

@ritaresarian @agracia623 @quintabrunson she went private & i can only imagine what she’s saying now

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2 years

oh ok this hurts like a bitch now

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@seanplemons @RahulKohli13

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2 years

@theferocity @HannaRosin @hulu To add to Saeed’s point:

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@itsnotjess123 mine would be aaron taylor johnson and that woman but..it’s merely a dream 🥲

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@marlenvargas

1 year

@criminalplaza the rest is confetti 🥹

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2 years

@AmberRoseGill just gonna LOL at his behavior + advocacy right here

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@keyon someone asked me if the mask regulation was back up bc she saw me wearing a mask! i said “i don’t think so?” and she said “oh…so you’re choosing to wear it?” when i tell you that i was the pikachu meme under my mask bc ???

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2 years

@itszaeok the terzanians LMAO

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@marlenvargas

2 years

cdc said that my mom can drop us off but you have to ask your mom to pick us up

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marlen 🍉

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2 years

hope everyone enjoys this view while waiting for the light to change on Olympic 🤗 @kennethmejiaLA

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3 years

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@catrussy @itsazul_ and again

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2 years

@blgtylr never forget the gourmet starburst

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 years

@Ramou @itsgabrielleu I'll bring brownies (since they're easy to make and cut) and try to forge a drink inspired by this beautiful and sensitive creature

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@MediumSizeMeech Alex’s “chinese, but it’s actually Italian” always gets me

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

here’s a reminder for all my LA peeps to vote for @kennethmejiaLA for LA City Controller!!

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo if his mom were to see that oooooo BUDDY!

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

9 months

and @Anania00 ’s voice has been the soundtrack to this new trend

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

WE DID IT JOE

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo also the fact that he tagged you 💀

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

once again, happy birthday to @lulu_clemons ! the apple of my eye 🥰🥰 can’t wait to cosplay as Quinn and talk endlessly about my ex wiiiiiiife

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 years

Omg y'all @TheEmSchulz noticed us at the airport!!!!!!

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@marlenvargas

2 years

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo they didn’t like that you pointed out their grissini looking legs while they’re talking about drafting their imaginary girlfriends 🤠

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

2023’s new motto is: KEEP CALM &

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

@teraaaa03 @israelselah @nottydesignss not mother goose 😂😂 more like the old lady in the shoe

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

@keyon PIETRO 😫😫

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@milkstrology thank u for giving cancer Last Kiss

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 months

@midwestbimbo cobalt red the great african war i might flub this title but i think it’s dancing in glory with monsters shut up you’re pretty (short stories) how dare the sun rise (a memoir) these are the ones i have in my TBR

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

@GHardstark @reddit it’s people sharing fun ways of peeling fruits, right? Georgia 🥲 please say it’s a fun way 🥲 to peel fruits 🥲

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@_caprisunn @kuromambaa @shaTIRED when i first heard happier, my inner 16 year old knew that would be her myspace song!

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

my sweetest of old stinky men. i’m going to miss you so fucking much

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 months

@ladydragonjj i didn’t even notice the pillow she’s laying on! exactly, you could be using your platform to lend a voice to folks!! instead, you compare this to black mirror and a bo burnham song???

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo this sounds like something someone that was going to the MET Gala & didn’t wanna spoil it would say

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

6 years

@AkilahObviously @chrissyteigen Akilah...did..did he blur out his lips?

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

if i were to have an IG - these would be the photos i’d post + the caption “i don’t know about you but i’m feeling 32 part 2” bc it’s my birthday and cancer season, baby!!!!

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo i don’t think they know what the word means

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

4 years

NEVADA, LISTEN TO ME. ILL NEVER TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU AGAIN. I-I-I WILL MAKE IT MY PURPOSE TO GO SEE WHATEVER DJ YOU HAVE AT THAT ONE HOTEL AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR PLZ I BEG YOU GO BLUE

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

don’t mind me!! just trying to show off these nails that remind me of tropical skittles 🤠

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@bellicose_barri @ThePopTingz You gotta tell all the aunties, grandmas, and moms that live and die for Diana too!

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

don’t know how and why this started happening buuuut conan and i nod at each other plz invite us to your future parties bc we now have a trick

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

when you’re not feeling too hot - get your nails done! that’s what you’re supposed to do, right?!

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

My family lost an absolute legend yesterday afternoon. It was sudden & it’s a lot to try to take in because of that. He was the life & light of the family parties, had the most charming personality in the bunch, and made you feel welcomed. We’ll miss you, Luis 💛

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

9 months

I’m a photographer and I took these photos ok thank u

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

cousins who unintentionally coordinate together - stay together (reminder to vote for Kenneth for LA Controller on June 7th!!!) @ivjmyg @kennethmejiaLA

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@kennethmejiaLA i’d reply with “its the corgis, isnt it?” little do they know this campaign is run by 2 corgis in a trench coat 😂

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

5 years

@IsabellaLFiori It took me a second to realize what you meant by Noah Fence

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

get in, besties! we’re voting for Kenneth Mejia on June 7th

Kenneth Mejia, CPA

@kennethmejiaLA

2 years

NEW BILLBOARDS UP! 🥳 On the way either to Chinatown or Lincoln Heights on Broadway! Go take a selfie with it and get free merch from our office! Post it to your Twitter and tag us! 💚

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

5 years

@AkilahObviously Adding to that - when there’s a couple who I beat to the window seat and whoever is in the middle seat is in my personal space trying to look out the window. Listen, Eric. It’s sky and clouds. Nothing else. Don’t breathe your airplane breath on me AND LET ME NAP IN PEACE

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

this is an announcement that I’ll only be falling asleep to the sound of @lulu_clemons ’ voice. I passed out during her stream and had the best sleep of my life 🤠

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

I want to bring to your attention people that I’m proud to call friends who stream on Twitch! They are magnificent beings and their personalities and communities are immaculate 🥰 let’s start off with Malik aka @blizzb3ar ! the sweetest 🍑 who appreciates a good vine reference

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🚨🚨🚨LIVE NOW🚨🚨🚨 Wanna hang out? And make make a volcano?

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

rewatching Derry Girls and this line always gets me from episode 2

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

alexa, open youtube & play “moment like this - kelly clarkson winning american idol season 1”

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

the room is spinning. i need to lay down

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vintage 😭😭

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2 years

kicking off my day of birth with my crocs and two cutie cousins @_erikawaii @cynthiarellaa 🥰💞🪩

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

1 year

@T0rnado_Al @NotABigJerk tortellini!!!!!! i know it’s not a sausage name but plz consider

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2 years

Season 2 x Episode 7 of Euphoria with no context

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3 years

my neighbors got a new puppy and I hired him to be my new assistant for work

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2 years

@JessMarieGarcia She’s a better person than me bc I would’ve sent this and blocked her number

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3 years

@theeashleyray was it Colin Jost?

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@marlenvargas

1 year

dev patel was right in front of me at the farmers market and him looking at me had me waddle right out of line LMAO

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@marlenvargas

2 years

pro tip: wear a bright colored sweater to look alive in meetings 🤠

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@hiimbobbi why is he cosplaying as Jim Halpert dressed as Dwight?

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2 years

@sad_oat @Justin_Glaze my fave:

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

5 years

@brcrwilliams @KaraAbheri1 @Talhi_tweets @rheamusulin @SJKSalisbury @SaucySilasFans Might I suggest changing your name for every order and see if he/she/they find it endearing or ask you to leave the premises

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

me everytime i see @ayytrae & @lulu_clemons on Rogue Theory

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

4 years

AND FINE! I’LL ADMIT IT! CHRIS CUOMO IS HOT AND YOU CAN THANK @carlyaquilino FOR OPENING MY EYES!!!!

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@DrewAfualo Squid doesn’t understand the hold he’s going to have over the internet

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@marlenvargas

3 years

you’re telling me that i’m now in the same age group as the Rugrat parents?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHH

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@marlenvargas

2 years

@hiimbobbi but the wonderful thing about a movie…is that it’s a movie, bobbi!!!!

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@marlenvargas

2 years

how i started the first morning of 2022: • watched Encanto • cried

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@marlenvargas

3 years

I have my 2nd dose appointment tomorrow and I’m amped to windmill my arm on the way to target as a treat

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

3 years

@ivanbhall8 savage mode tho, right?

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@marlenvargas

3 years

@LexiCrowley @skrrrt_vonnegut @enchantednaz @molllllusk noo nooo i think he did it

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@marlenvargas

2 years

follow up questions: • is this starting at the butt crack of dawn? • will every band get 1-3 songs to perform? • is this real? • will there be seats bc my aching bones will need to sit! please advise

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Las Vegas 10.22 let’s go!!!!!!

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@marlenvargas

3 years

in today’s episode of “life comes at ya fast” @kayyorkcity

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marlen 🍉

@marlenvargas

2 years

@AkilahObviously idk something about him being a man of privilege calling LA a “third world cesspool” and also celebrating LAPD when we all know they’re corrupt left a bad taste in my mouth

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