Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark Twitter profile

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Georgia Hardstark

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6 years

Honestly this sounds like a perfect day

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6 years

After cooling off in Granada Hills pool, wayward bear gets a tranquilizer dart

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3 years

Hi hello we adopted a tiny puppy. Still figuring out her name and hoping the cats don’t eat her. But meanwhile she is an angel and we won the puppy lotto.

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4 years

I can't believe we still have to get our periods during this insanity.

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3 years

👏🏼 Normalize 👏🏼 seven 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 weekends 👏🏼

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3 years

How about an HGTV show called You Ruined It, wherein the host just points out how flippers destroyed classic architectural details.

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4 years

I miss people places and things. Nouns, essentially.

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3 years

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

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3 years

you know you’re a little too deep into true crime when you call the windows in your house “points of entry.”

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5 years

My new diet is called “would I be embarrassed if what I’m about to eat were found in my stomach during my autopsy?”

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4 years

Oh hello, taking a shower while high. Welcome to my self-care routine.

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4 years

Last night I learned that it takes two (2) cans of wine + one (1) text fight with my mom to give me the rage-courage to cut my own hair.

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4 years

Introverts for mask wearing! Hide your face so acquaintances don’t recognize you and stop for an awkward conversation!

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3 years

Our new puppy’s name is Cookie and we love her so very much. Hashtag is #ourgirlcookie on Instagram. ❤️

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6 years

FIXED IT: Being a total fucking psychopath may have fueled the #GoldenStateKiller , investigators say

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@thedailybeast

6 years

Breakup with woman named "Bonnie" may have fueled the #GoldenStateKiller , investigators say

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2 years

There’s nothing that can bust through my anxiety meds like having to sit through my mom ordering at a restaurant.

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3 years

How did I COMPLETELY miss New Girl??? Five minutes into the first episode and I’m happier than I’ve been in months. MONTHS.

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5 years

One of the things they don't tell you when you write a memoir is that you may have to email your ex-boyfriend to ask for legal permission to use a photo he took of you over a decade ago. So that's fun.

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4 years

How much you wanna bet they still try to convince us we need a bikini body by summer

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3 years

I KNOW RIGHT??!

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@GeorgiaBridgers

3 years

oh my god it is SUCH A GOOD DAY TO HAVE THE NAME GEORGIA

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6 years

Also he probably WAS at the town hall meeting but as a POLICE OFFICER! My brain is exploding please help. #goldenstatekiller

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4 years

Thank you, yogurt commercial, for trying to make me "thrive while I'm inside," but vodka's handling it.

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5 years

Gonna write a book for kids of divorce called "If You Give Your Mom A Boyfriend"

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4 years

I Irish Goodbyed a Zoom happy hour last week (aka just shut the laptop when I got too drunk and was done). Where's my quarantine award?

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4 years

You might never be happy with the way you look right now, but you’ll always say “I wish I knew how good I looked” when you see a photo of yourself in the future. So try to be your future self now, ok?

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5 years

I really just want to meet your pets. That is all.

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3 years

Me today.

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4 years

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5 years

Ladies if you ever want to freak out a dude just put eyeliner on your waterline in front of him

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5 years

I feel young at heart and yet my back hurts when I sneeze

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4 years

Decided to take the week off drinking after treating the last 5 months like a constant happy hour and WOW, this is boring. Is this why people take up puzzling?

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5 years

OMG I’m crying

Becca Barad

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5 years

My brother defending our love of @MyFavMurder to our mom. @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @StevenRayMorris #mfm #SSDGM

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3 years

Has a ceiling fan ever actually fallen out of the ceiling or is that just a collective human fear built into our DNA??

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6 years

Being ambitious is hard when your favorite hobbies are naps and day drinking.

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6 years

When I was discharged from rehab at 14 years old one of the nurses smugly said “you’ll be back.” During the next 6 months I quit drugs on my own and with the help of a good therapist, worked to overcome my eating disorder. I never needed to go back.

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6 years

What is something you were told you could never do (or do well) that you have accomplished/are in the process of accomplishing?

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3 years

I will never respond to your text or email in a timely manner, but I will always apologize for my “delayed response,” and for that I absolve myself. Amen.

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4 years

I can’t believe there are people who have a choice between playing golf and taking a nap and they choose golf. Like, WTF?

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5 years

You know you're an adult when your favorite candy is gummy vitamins.

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5 years

Me after checking back in with Twitter after a few weeks off and having an immediate panic attack:

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3 years

Progressive therapists are the BEST. Told mine I was thinking of trying ketamine for depression and she suggested microdosing mushrooms instead AND gave me the # to a guy who does it. Yay mental health!

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4 years

My cat pawed my sweater open while I was on a Zoom call and oh look! there's my nipple! Thanks Mimi!

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3 years

Wow! I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since I’ve taken a deep breath!

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4 years

America’s husband!

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4 years

some @VinceAverill appreciation

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4 years

Here’s the haircut results!

Georgia Hardstark

@GHardstark

4 years

Last night I learned that it takes two (2) cans of wine + one (1) text fight with my mom to give me the rage-courage to cut my own hair.

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6 years

Oh my fucking god.

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5 years

Sometimes the only solutions in life are to be chill or eat chili cheese fries, and friends, I'm I'm all out of chill.

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3 years

The literal cobwebs on my shelf of fancy shoes is an unnecessary touch, universe. I can do sad all by myself.

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4 years

Had the house to myself for the first time in months and the only thing I did with that time was blast the new Taylor Swift album. #Priorities

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6 years

Wow. Ive never identified with a tweet more

jorts 🇵🇸

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6 years

i just don’t think we should be expected to do something every day

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4 years

I can only imagine the mental gymnastics my Jewish, Republican mother is gonna have to preform to justify this one.

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4 years

The Trump campaign was running a large number of disturbing ads using a Nazi concentration camp symbol.

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6 years

As a kid, I remember my mom coming home crying and humiliated when we’d have to get food from the food bank. Now she’s a Republican, so she doesn’t have to care about poor people. Problem solved!

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5 years

Tried to do a lil twirl on stage tonight to show off my dress and instead showed my undies to THE ENTIRE THEATER. Sorry Dallas.

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4 years

@chrissyteigen Wow, that's so lame of her. We hold each other down when we don't lift each other up or something like that.

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6 years

What’s a weird thing your family did that you thought was normal till you moved out? We kept birthday candles in the freezer.

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4 years

Anyone got a time machine? Let’s all meet up in the year 2000.

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6 years

Tried to make a vision board but it just looks like an insane person made a shrine for Busy Philipps and kittens.

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5 years

I’ve got that big zit energy

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5 years

Dear @PaulHoles and @Billyjensen : I'm so sorry I drank all your office whiskey. I swear I'll get y'all a new bottle next time you're back. Probably.

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4 years

Ok maybe it’s the Ambien talking but it just hit me that my cat Dottie looks like she could be Adam Scott’s daughter maybe??!

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5 years

"Sometimes you dodge a bullet even though you're stupid" - my dad

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3 years

Betcha lots of uncloseted racists are frantically deleting old tweets tonight. Too bad we made a list, fuckers.

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2 years

My therapist had me give a name to the voice in my head that says it’s always a good time for a drink, so Blanche and I have been having a lot of arguments lately.

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6 years

Are there antidepressant gummies yet? I need my Wellbutrin to taste like grape or I’ll forget to take it.

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3 years

What’s a snack you loved as a child that you never grew out of? Personally, I can’t quit Lunchables.

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7 years

My right-wing mom's response to my comeback to her bullshit advice is every liberal's point.

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2 years

If you told my 20 year old self that NYE would consist of pajamas, a bunch of air-fried appetizers and a Beanie Baby documentary I would have cried with joy.

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6 years

I got suspended from jr high and high school many times and my life turned out fine. Walk it out, kids.

Sarah McLaughlin

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6 years

Texas school district says it will suspend all students who take part in "any type of protest or awareness” in aftermath of the Parkland school shooting:

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3 years

I don’t know how to use a sewing machine, which makes me sad, but I don’t give enough of a shit to learn. And that’s what it’s like to be on the cusp of Gen X and Millennial.

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3 years

I’ve not kept in touch with anyone from high school (Orange County) so I’ve never been invited to a gender reveal party, and for that I am grateful and proud.

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3 years

I’ve finally made peace with the fact that I’m never going to do face massages or use jade whatever-the-fuck tools in my beauty routine and it’s been a huge relief.

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4 years

I have a writing deadline, so instead I’m shopping for a new doormat that I’ll never see because I don’t leave the house anymore. Yay 2020!

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4 years

I feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite line from #WAP . It’s the new “what sign are you?”

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6 years

Why don’t dog parks have live streaming please

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3 years

I wonder what my therapist would have to say about the fact that if I found out I wasn’t one of her favorite patients, I would have a mental breakdown.

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6 years

Why isn’t onion rings on salad a thing? I feel like it would be a very positive experience.

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3 years

American cheese is an abomination and I will not be convinced otherwise.

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6 years

I was feeling depressed about the state of our country so I donated to the @ACLU in my right-wing mother’s name, cause fuck that shit.

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5 years

You know you’re in a good headspace when, instead of crying about something in the shower, you think “I can’t wait to tell my therapist about this.”

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@GHardstark

3 years

Welp, all my childhood hopes and dreams have come true.

Matt Selman

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The caricatures on the wall of Streami's, the podcasters bar, (L to R, also labelled) are @DesusNice & @THEKIDMERO from @BodegaBoys , @SarahKoenig from @serial , @dccommonsense from @HardcoreHistory , and @KarenKilgarrif & @GHardstark from @MyFavMurder ( @TheSimpsons )

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3 years

I just thought to myself “man, I miss eating at chain restaurants” which means I’ve officially reached my quarantine breaking point.

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@GHardstark

3 years

I AM! Let’s do this!

Jon Ossoff

@ossoff

3 years

GEORGIA IS READY FOR CHANGE

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4 years

Forward my calls.

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@GHardstark

5 years

Oh no someone stole my entire soul

they stole my shmunguss

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5 years

@GHardstark you need to tell us about the time you sat down for a portrait session with your emotional support molar.

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3 years

If you’re the type of person who feels guilty about taking a nap in the middle of the day, just imagine how jealous future, busy-you is gonna be of current nap-you. Jealousy is a good motivator.

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3 years

We need to start working on our inevitable sweat pants separation anxiety now, before quar ends.

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4 years

Never thought I’d miss touring as much as I do, but I guess 5+ months indoors will do that to a girl!

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4 years

thinking about live shows

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4 years

My 5 year old nephew thinks Star Wars is called Star Horse, and so it shall be known for the rest of my life.

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5 years

All the pics of your pets with our book are KILLING ME with happiness. Here’s mine. Show me yours.

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7 years

The world is crumbling so I made you a pic of my kitten in a coffee-filter-cone I fashioned for her post-spay cause the plastic cone sucks.

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3 years

Are bibles always that big?? Asking for a Jew (me).

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3 years

Tears of joy.

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Officer Goodman, promoted to Acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, escorting our new VP. #InaugurationDay How it started: How it’s going:

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6 years

My new motto is “tough titties,” as in, “if you don’t like my new motto,

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3 years

Four years ago, right before it all went to hell. Today is a good day!

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4 years

If I ran into ten year old me I think she'd be really bummed to hear that there aren't more galas in her adult life.

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@GHardstark

6 years

The podcast that changed my entire life is turning 100 today! Thank you to all the Murderinos who are the best people ever. 💖💖💖

My Favorite Murder

@MyFavMurder

6 years

We celebrate our 100th episode with a surprise case!

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5 years

This is so sweet!

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4 years

What’s a name you’ve made up for an object in your house that you use even though it’s not what it’s actually called? Like I just asked Vince to close the “door wall” meaning the sliding glass door.

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Zoom meetings have demonstrated how much my conversation style depends on interrupting.

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