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A thread of wonderful things. Add your own. Coffee in the rain

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Masks do not drop your oxygen levels

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FINALLY clothing for those of us with cold arms and hot tits

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I am glad to see a young woman seeing a red flag for exactly what it is and doing the right thing. I am sad her parents are trying to urge her to betray herself. I am delighted she is this wise.

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When he says he’s married with five kids but “it’s complicated”

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This woman is a whole vibe

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Deleting the word "just" from emails before hitting send. A business course for women.

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6 years

Being called a “cunt” for caring about tortured children is an interesting start to my day, but hey, if that is what makes me a cunt, fine... I’m a Cunty McCuntface of Cuntbank, Cuntifornia and I am ready to go Cuntzilla on your ass.

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1 year

@charliekirk11 The person yelling “sucking cocks” and “eating vaginas” in a toy store is the person being inappropriate in front of kids. This is simple. The dad is the danger to kids here. I would not want my child (who has two moms) to hear that trash.

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3 years

Remember when Senator Duckworth put a tiny blazer on her newborn so she wouldn’t violate Senate floor dress code? Or when female reporters were turned away from the House for sleeveless dresses? What could the difference be…

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Sen. Ted Cruz comes to votes in workout clothes, telling reporters they scheduled a vote “in the middle” of his basketball game

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5 years

One of my mom groups has a thread that is just women listing and recommending which kind of protection they take when them when they go out running (Ie. pepper spray, alarm necklaces, whistles, etc) in case you wondered what being a woman is like

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7 years

which new Ken are you? Bisexual model, Rachel Maddow, "Bernie Would Have Won", 15 yr old app developer, hottest lesbian on tinder, or Chad?

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2 years

Read both tweets for a very satisfying ride. Very pleased to have seen this on Facebook

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25 days

Oh no, this made me laugh too hard.

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1 year

HOLY WOWOWOWOWOW @lovegwendoline

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1 year

@charliekirk11 It’s very simple. A man and a woman can say they are married and that is not inappropriate. If they talk explicitly about their sex acts in front of kids that is bad. It works exactly the same way when two ladies are married or two men. It is so incredibly easy to understand,

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4 years

Girl, same.

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8 years

Trump: "I notice the nasty commercials you do on me." Her commercials are literally just clips of him speaking. #debate

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5 years

Elizabeth Warren already has her wallet out when it’s time to pay. She’s never gonna hold everyone up.

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Elizabeth Warren has never asked a bartender “what whiskeys do you have?” She’s already checked the shelf.

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5 years

Tell me about a time someone told you that you could not do something and you went ahead and succeeded out of spite.

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2 years

Okay but what if we just acknowledged that mocking people’s looks/disability/diseases is cheap and not actually smart comedy and stopped punching down that way?

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3 years

I feel seen

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2 months

Let me tell you. Our third graders had a field trip today. Got on the bus. Went all the way to the zoo. Got told the zoo was closed due to high winds. Had to take those saaaaad babies back to school. The teacher rallied so hard. A group of moms rallied so hard. (Con’t)

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6 years

This is great

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1 year

@islescup13 It is not her job to fix him or be his punching bag.

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4 years

Virtual Kindergarten was asking each kid to name their favorite animal that swims in the ocean... two children have answered Kraken.

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1 year

@randysharpswife @JesusIsGod_7 The agenda of making bandaids to match skin tones? You need to get a grip.

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1 year

wait someone wrote my biography

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3 years

Kiddo is running through the house screaming “AMITY AND LUZ ARE GOING ON A DATE!!” In case you wondered what it is like for a little girl with two mommies to get to have a show like Owl House

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2 years

I saw these on Facebook and I laughed so hard as I was reading them to @catstaggs that I started crying and became unintelligible. Do I figured you might like the laugh too

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5 years

What’s a cool bit of family history you know? Can be family of origin of family of choosing.

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3 years

This went up for just five minutes and was only satisfying for the guy who owns so it so…. No, no metaphor. Just stating actual facts.

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2 months

Those kids have had SO MUCH sugar today🤣🤣 they played games, they watched movies, the had ice cream sundaes and candy and cupcakes. We gave them a whole impromptu party day. I have scooped so much ice cream 🤣

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5 year old just walked up to me and whispered: "May I go outside and scream?" And wow, do I get it. I said "yes" for the record.

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2 years

Powerful writing

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6 years

@TomiLahren Oh honey, you wouldn’t know truth even if it lovingly caressed your face and said “you are complicit in the horrifying things being done to innocent children right now” But you are super great at that second part!

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1 year

A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️

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6 years

My Darling, After a stunning victory at Bowling Green our unit refueled with hot cups of Covfefe. We received our updates From General M. Obama via microwave, so we were prepared for the sea of MAGA hats & ill-fitting khakis. Why have they no tailors? #secondcivilwarletters

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3 years

Oh no I love this

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3 years

Absolutely nothing creepy to see here

3695 Primrose Rd, South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150 | MLS #139677 | Zillow

This 2116 square feet Multiple Occupancy home has 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 3695 Primrose Rd, South Lake Tahoe, CA.

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7 months

Never stops being true

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2 years

It’s #InternationalWomensDay so I am going to tell my pay gap story and it is so wild you may have a hard time believing it. It involves money and SPERM and It’s 100% True,no embellishments. & not the worst thing that happened to me at that job, which is the wild part. (Con’t)

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3 years

Saw this on Facebook and laughed forever

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump This is how democracy works. GOP politicians aren't actually sworn to do whatever YOU want. Despite how many have been acting.

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2 years

@bornferal You never have to watch Ted Lasso. No one has to watch anything. The show is about support & openness. characters embrace each other’s quirks & struggles & personalities. The villain of the show would be a person who judged a group of people for finding something that brought joy

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3 months

They’ve figured out how to set a trap for me

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What is something you did as kid/young person that exemplifies exactly who you are now? One of those “wow, that is so me” stories

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2 years

@drboycewatkins1 Hello Dr. Boyce Watkins. The first time I was forced to have sex I was 4. There is a term for it and everything.

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3 years

Omg y’all, kiddo just tried to do a deep fake by putting her American Girl doll that looks like her in her chair to pretend she is doing schoolwork and I cannot let her see how hard this makes me laugh.

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5 years

@jazzmen_k @AmyPennza @jimmyfallon I mean honestly they should not have even had to be told. You see that shit and your duty as maid of honor is to grab red wine and spill it allllll over that woman

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4 years

If you don’t think every damn thing has been politicized to insanity. I posted a doctor showing masks don’t nagatively impact oxygen levels. Which duh, doctors, nurses, nail techs, people who paint/sand, use them without passing out daily. I didn’t even tell people to wear masks.

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2 months

*teachers Rallied so hard… all of them

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2 years

Good time on aisle 15

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2 years

Sperm to fix the pay gap. He offered a lesbian sperm instead of equal pay. This is a real thing that happened in my first tv writing job & I still can’t believe it. I wish I could say I quit. I didn’t. Worse things went on to happen there… far worse, but anyway my pay gap story

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump They are supposed to be the voice of the American people. The American people want to keep their healthcare. Overwhelmingly.

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3 years

I'm (61 M)second in command at work. My boss (74M) told some lies & convinced a crowd of people to attempt to murder me & my co-workers. Wild, right? Anyway, I have the power to get rid of my boss. My co-workers are begging me to take over the company. I said "No." AITA?

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5 years

the word you are looking for is "Rape" an adult man having sex with an eleven year old is rape in EVERY instance. 100% rape. Rape, rape, rape. If you are gonna write headlines then please understand how to use words. RAPE IS THE WORD. He raped a child.

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2 years

Last year I cleaned my house and saged everything and started running. That didn’t work so this year I am trashing my kitchen and making donuts in my pajamas because fuck everything.

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5 years

Also, women: what do you use when you go out running?

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6 years

Dear heart, today we took a captive. We forced him to do hard labor. So far he has baked 75 gay wedding cakes. Adam and Steve's battle-side ceremony was beautiful, they thank you for the toaster. #secondcivilwarletters

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7 years

Nobody ever fucking give me that bullshit line about Trump being pro LGBTQ ever again. Can't believe y'all ever tried it in the first place.

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5 years

I just published Jagged Little Pill Is Actually Very Good.

Jagged Little Pill Is Actually Very Good.

Since apparently in the Lord’s year 2019, women are starting opinion articles with opening lines about their husband’s opinions… I will…

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5 years

If you are currently working without pay during the shutdown, or are furloughed and willing to share please comment and let people know what you do. I think it is important for everyone to understand the families and services that are currently impacted. It is VAST.

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I don't want to brag about being the best parent of all time, but today my 4 year old daughter said, "Mommy, if you mix blue clouds and pink clouds you get purple rain."

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Do you know how many lunches my lesbian ass has sat through with homophobes who don’t think I should be married nor a mother nor employable? It’s cute you don’t think people will smile in the faces of people they’d gladly stab in the back. Go gaslight yourself in private.

Judd Deere 45 Archived

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For all of you who still think our @VP is anti-gay, I point you to his and the @SecondLady ’s schedule tomorrow where they will join Taoiseach @LeoVaradkar and his partner Dr. Matthew Barrett for lunch in Ireland. 🇮🇪 @merrionstreet

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Looks like a normal teen’s bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up we’ll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!!

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump it's super obvious you want to be an actual dictator... I hope and pray we have enough politcians patriotic enough to stop you.

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6 years

@CNN Why are you giving these people a platform? Why are you allowing this equal time as if evil is a point of view we should consider?

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5 years

I mean, it sure helped me know what I was doing when I got Becky ON HER back... 🤷‍♀️

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"Masturbation will not help you get an A in algebra, stop your parents from splitting up, get you the lead part in the school play, supersize your Instagram following, or keep Becky off your back." Teen Vogue seems to think it will.

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Trump being asked point blank to condemn white supremacists. He sad “proud boys, stand back and stand by” then criticized left groups. I just wanna be clear he point blank REFUSED to condemn white supremacist groups. So if you vote for him. That’s your vote. Period. #Debates2020

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That she is having an easier time applying for assisted death than adequate housing is horrific

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A wheelchair-bound 31-year-old woman in Toronto is nearing final approval for a medically assisted death request after a fruitless bid to secure an affordable apartment that doesn't worsen her chronic illnesses.

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I follow almost 8k people, but this would be true if I followed 6. A follow is not an endorsement. I am not morally responsible for tweets I often don’t even see. Also, I follow people I actively disagree with. It’s how I keep perspective and from falling into the echo chamber 🤷🏻‍♀️

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We're all WILDLY losing track of time, right? I keep going, "Oh well, I should respond to that email she sent two days ago..." and then I will look and it's been more than a week... or three. It's honestly freaking me out.

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Darling, have you ever read a book with a man & woman who are married to each other? A TV show where a man was attracted to a woman? A commercial where a man and wife sit and eat popcorn in their living room? A child’s film where a princess has a crush on a prince?

DJSharpieD

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@raptorbaitjoe We don't really, though, do we? I mean, it's not like straight people get a whole month of shoving "the message" so far down your throats (if you pardon the pun) that you have no option but to accept our heterosexuality is it?

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What age was your first crush?

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@407welder @CadoleenaVanca @charliekirk11 I’m sorry your father figure raised you to be like this. That must have been tough

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They stole children. They had no plan for keeping track of what happened to them or their families. This is beyond horrific. Beyond child abuse. Beyond monsters.

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BREAKING: Lawyers say they can't find the parents of 545 migrant children separated by the Trump administration. With @JuliaEAinsley .

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This week is a mine field of emotions for survivors. Do something kind for yourself. Take a walk somewhere lovely, but yourself an extra fancy coffee, listen to your favorite music, visit a museum, call a person you love. You deserve to be here. You deserve to feel heard. ❤️

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@destineybleu Yeah DV spikes with big sporting events always which is so tragic

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6 years

@HillaryClinton Also, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for you, but mostly I’m sorry for all of us. You would have been so much better for America and the world...and even making that comparison is insulting.

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4 years

Here lies Amanda, she died as she lived... waiting for her 4 year old to put on shoes so they could run errands.

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3 years

Y’all, we just stopped at an Airbnb that was SO MURDERY we got back in the car. I am no wilting flower. I will tough out anything. I am also frugal as Fuck and hate wasting money. It was BAD.

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4 years

I was in college when 9-11 happened. I’m a millennial.

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Do Millennials have a "everyone remembers where they were when ___ happened?" Like 9-11 for X-ers or Kennedy shot for boomers?

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Please tweet me your struggles coming out as straight to your family. If they disowned you for it know we support you. #HeterosexualPrideDay

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4 years

@ticiaverveer The amazing thing about this is that 30 lead tablets in your enemy’s water supply would 100% exact your curses...

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4 years

Teacher asking the kids what things are a circle. A boys says “football” teacher starts to explain why that is incorrect. Then Dad pops on, clear English accent “uh, actually...” #😂😂

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump This isn't about GOP v. Dems... this is about being Americans protecting fellow Americans.

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1 year

@CadoleenaVanca @charliekirk11 React in what way? Anyone who was shouting about sex in front of children should not be around children. That would include people in drag or people in suits or people in clown make up.

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4 years

Yes.

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Wonder if the Dems still want to do away with the Electoral College

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@shpend_rashiti Oh hello, I’m a lesbian. I’m married to a lesbian wife. In the mornings I drink extremely homosexual coffee and the I hop in my QueerMobile to drive to work (It NEVER drives straight ahead but rather gayly forward.) then I sit my round lesbian ass into my LGBTQIA++ friendly chair

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4 years

To be clear I am pro mask. But people came out of the woodwork acting like I am holding them down and forcing them with this.

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Wait for the last few photos. It is WORTH it. No really, if It doesn’t make you laugh you can absolutely punish me.

1612 Norristown Rd, Upper Dublin, PA 19002 - 4 beds/2.5 baths

(BRIGHT MLS) 4 beds, 2.5 baths, 4129 sq. ft. house located at 1612 Norristown Rd, Upper Dublin, PA 19002 sold for $690,000 on Mar 24, 2010. MLS# 1005308208. Custom brick & cedar custom colonial on...

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@Timbits91 This woman lost a man she loved so much… and you said this…to her. That’s what you did with your day. For attention from strangers. I feel very sure you have something to say more worthy of our attention.

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I didn’t call names or take away any choice or say there are no downsides nor exceptions. I didn’t say anyone has to. I didn’t even say it prevents the spread. Just answered that one aspect and I’m BOMBARDED with bullshit.

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8 months

Oh how I laughed

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4 years

Isn’t trying to tamper with vote count illegal?

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#BREAKING : Large, animated crush of “stop the count” protestors trying to push their way into TCF hall in #Detroit where ballots are being counted. They’re being blocked by guards at the door. Pizza boxes are pushed against the window to obstruct view. It’s tense. @NBCNews

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Listening to the kindergarten teacher subtly check that each child on the call had breakfast is both sweet and sad.

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1 year

@Lindsie_Rose Oh no

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4 years

There is a flag in the neighborhood “Trump 2020 make liberals cry again” and I think about it a lot. What kind of political stance is that? “My politics are that I hate a certain kind of person and want to piss them off thus I vote this way.” And yet I see it a LOT.

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