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sorry about your luck - Follow me. We are going to Davy Jones Locker. We can tell sea stories on the way.

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You heartless bastards I command you to stop putting doorbell sounds in commercials!!! Do you not have dogs?
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YOU ASSHOLES STOP putting doorbell sounds in commercials Do you not have dogs?
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I got yer krptonite right here
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Made it back home like this
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I poast boobs You guys give maybe 3 likes I poast gullwing aircraft 30 likes 10 reposts
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Never forget
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Frozen for 30 yesrs
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It's a very sad day. She fought so hard. I'm gonna cry later.
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my Dad is in hospital - please pray if you would.
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Invaded Normandy now 100
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Found kitty - ate a dozen cans of tuna - please claim
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Tap sexy
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We had this and destroyed everyone of them
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This is Ukraine hero Olga Uzbectzki she has destroyed 26 Russian helicopters. 33 tanks and a company of VDV We need to give her more stingers and javelins. Please donate now
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Smell the freedom
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I lost her in a boating accident but I saved the guns
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We will be proper fooked
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My dad's in the hospital So if you can send up a prayer 🙏 I would appreciate
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Joseph Stalin died on this day in 1953... have a drink with me
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For Christmas I got fired
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A gun that fires manure I have ideas @th3v0t4ry
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@citizenhush But whut about our lady of tha mf javelin?
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Also, I want a moratorium on squirrels
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Sweet smoking Judas
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Welp
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I looked, and behold, a pale horse.and he that rode on him was death. And hell followed with him
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Good donkey
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Oh gaze upon them
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My fellow members of the Deviled Egg Squad, today is our highest of holy days, go forth, consume and rejoice!!
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Spitfire Rolls Royse
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UKE irregular Name unknown Allegedly has taken on a battalion of Spetznaz and exhausted them to combat ineffective status
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Corn hole platinum
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I turned 18 in prison doing life without parole Noone could steer me me right But birthing person tried
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Another great photo of USS Texas
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Why bear wana kill generator?
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I mean this in the nicest way
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Discuss
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I have a prayer request I know I am not very pious on here But this is not about me My God daughter has a concussion Need prayers from yall
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