@markthesnark Top shelf tweet here.

@markthesnark Y’all can eat Clancy’s nuts tho….

@markthesnark For the same reason Giant doesn’t.

@markthesnark "Now YOU can enjoy Aldi's Nuts. You can enjoy Aldi's Nuts in your car, at work, or at home. You can enjoy Adli's Nuts wherever and whenever you get your hands on them." Bill.. I don't know how to tell you this but.. we just don't think you're suited for the PR dept...