Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain Twitter profile

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Anthony Bourdain

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6 years

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:

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I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight

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Before entertaining the ridiculous notion of arming teachers, worth considering the NYPD stat for hitting their target in gun fight is 18%

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Can everyone who dismissed @rosemcgowan now do the right thing and go fuck themselves?

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Rick and Morty is everything

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A lawyer with 3 clients and 16 cell phones sounds totally legit .

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Take her out for ice cream? Maybe even buy her a pony?

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At least when the left is angry with me on twitter, they can spell

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New Yorkers have known who and what Trump is for decades. The rest of the country is now finding out.

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Grateful to @CNN for the well timed marathon of all-Africa #PartsUnknown . People should SEE the countries our pres calls “shitholes”!

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A teenager speaks more eloquently, forcefully and honestly than any craven, gutless politician

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I am not "boycotting" anything. I choose to not patronize chefs who tacitly support deporting half the people they've ever worked with.

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If a friend wrote me to assure me that he was a “ very stable genius” it would be cause for concern

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Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I’m a crank. But the word “royals” just ...will never go down easy. Only person I ever felt comfortable referring to as “Prince” came from Minneapolis

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Anthony Bourdain

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Teachers are having a hard enough time in this economic/political climate teaching our kids to fucking read. You are going to magically turn them into trained responders in a live fire situation in a crowded confined space? In what alternate Bret Ratner universe?

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Anthony Bourdain

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7 years

To @dkny How many seventeen year olds have you dressed like they are, in your words, "asking for it "?

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Anthony Bourdain

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6 years

Let’s never forget this Profile In Courage

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Anthony Bourdain

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8 years

Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.

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Anthony Bourdain

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6 years

Kudos to @michelleisawolf for making the #WHCD circle jerk as painful and awkward is it deserved to be.

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Loathsome. A grotesque betrayal of a true patriot and hero @chefjoseandres

Jorge Guajardo

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6 years

In a new low for Washington, yesterday @chefjoseandres was asked to leave the Alfalfa dinner after-party at @CafeMilanoDC by its owner, Franco Nuschesse, apparently because his presence made Ivanka Trump uncomfortable (Cafe Milano is the watering hole of the Trump Admin).

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The execs at companies who did this should serve more jail time than any street level dope dealer.

Drug firms shipped 20.8M pain pills to WV town with 2,900 people

Over the past decade, out-of-state drug companies shipped 20.8 million prescription painkillers to two pharmacies four blocks apart in a Southern West Virginia town with 2,900 people, according to a

www.wvgazettemail.com

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Anthony Bourdain

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12 years

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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Anthony Bourdain

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6 years

I have had firearms pointed at me in anger . Robbed at gunpoint twice, hostile militias, roadblock shakedowns. Trying to imagine my high school biology teacher going full John Wick on any of them . Can’t quite see it .

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I don’t know why it’s so important to me, but I’d REALLY like to see the president working chopsticks with those tiny, vestigial nubbins .

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Inadvertently and unwillingly saw the halftime show while eating at the bar. I feel myself spiraling into a deep dark hole of rage and depression .

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Call me crazy, but if I threw a party and a bunch of nazis showed up, it might inspire a little self inspection

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Yesterday. Tillerson responds forcefully to Russian nerve agent attack in UK. Today. Tillerson fired.

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Make America Spell Again

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Learning to spell “shithole” would be a start

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It’s worth reminding the Pres that Africa is a continent, not a country. That it is incredibly diverse—one part as different from the other as any places could be. Heartbreaking that this simple fact is beyond his notice or interest .

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THIS song from the score from tonight’s HONG KONG @PartsUnknownCNN is gonna stay with me

Rising Sun Blues (King Kong Mix)

Stream Rising Sun Blues (King Kong Mix) by Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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It’s been 18 years since anybody paid me for cooking . But feel free to send me a check, numbnuts.

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Maybe not allowing mentally ill 18 year olds to legally buy assault weapons would be a reasonable start. I’d hope we could agree on this.

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Roughing it in Newfoundland

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Just a reminder : @chefjoseandres is a national hero . His efforts in Puerto Rico should inspire us all

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Agree or disagree with me, friend or foe: thank you to every one of 5 Million followers for giving a shit

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It's spelled "Heroin". Also "Role". Also "you're". Even drunk I can spell one syllable words.

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I've been to Libya, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran Egypt and on and on. For years. Where you been? Applebees?

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You might consider actually reading your daily intel brief . Or I dunno, ask around the office .

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

My statement as to what's happening in Sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on @FoxNews concerning immigrants & Sweden.

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Glad our president is bravely taking on the #Nordstrom Crisis! Our long national retail nightmare will soon be over!

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When you went on record, @AsiaArgento you were sure this day would never come, that you would be crushed, that you were alone. And yet you did it anyway. #perpwalk

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Paul Bocuse. A hero to me from my earliest days as a cook. A great, great chef who was very kind to me. To have spent time with him was an honor and a dream come true . Rest In Peace.

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There’s a nauseating symmetry: both Trump and Weinstein used AMI(Enquirer) and Black Cube (Israeli private Intel) to do their dirty work

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Let me help: “you’re” . Also , you add an “n” after the “a” before a word starting with a vowel

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When a president preemptively calls for death for a defendant, it makes jury selection MUCH more lengthy, expensive, difficult

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Fuck BABY DRIVER.

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Looking forward to "THE BOURNE APOLOGY" in which Jason fights off attempts to expose a pimp

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I ain’t “woke”. I was lucky enough to meet one, truly extraordinary woman @AsiaArgento

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If you ever bought Tony Robbins stream of pure bullshit , you are basically just another carnival rube.

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It was an honor to cook for this meeting of the minds @AsiaArgento @rosemcgowan @AnnabellSciorra

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Thank you to every one of the 7 million here.

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I met a former Counterintelligence officer of the KGB once. Unlike some, I remember the experience. Vividly.

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know what Hillary Clinton is NOT? She's not stupid. Or unsophisticated about the world. The Weinstein stories had been out there for years

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Horrified and appalled at the cruelty and hypocrisy of a draft dodger demonizing anyone who chooses to serve.

Nadia G.

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7 years

QUICK QUESTION: Where the #CelebsChefs at w/ this whole #TransRightsAreHumanRights thing? Penny for ur thoughts @Bourdain ... *saunters away.

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I have a hard time picturing Spambo running towards anything that’s not a Fixins Bar or a buffet

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Russia deploying nerve agents in a British city would seem to demand a forceful response from the White House. Crickets

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Television production is a tough business. Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance . On location with director @AsiaArgento and DP @dukefeng52 Chris Doyle in Hong Kong TONIGHT @PartsUnknownCNN

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This place moves me like very, very few other places. And I been everywhere. #WestVirginia

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Tertiary syphillus is no joke people! Get tested today!

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"I'm sorry, little fella', your body will grow up big and strong but I'm afraid the hands are another matter.."

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You may henceforth address me as “Dr.” Bourdain # CIAgrads #CulinaryInstituteofAmerica

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Long overdue for this well known sack of shit:

38 women have come forward to accuse director James Toback of sexual harassment

He prowled the streets of Manhattan looking for attractive young women, usually in their early 20s, sometimes college students, on occasion a high schooler.

www.latimes.com

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It's 8:46. Has Manafort flipped yet?

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And it gets better http://t.co/vTeXUlSc

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Can we use the word “rapist” now? #Weinstein

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. @AsiaArgento I am proud and honored to know you. You just did the hardest thing in the world.

From Aggressive Overtures to Sexual Assault: Harvey Weinstein’s Accusers Tell Their Stories

Multiple women share harrowing accounts of sexual assault and harassment by the film executive.

www.newyorker.com

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It’s where you stand when the people you care about and admire do awful things that matters. Keeping head down and hoping it goes away? No.

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It’s Batali. And it’s bad .

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I prefer the hentai version ...

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Looking forward to the most painfully awkward Oscars ever.

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The number of tweeters suggesting I should have named any terrified, deeply damaged victims before they were ready to speak is grotesque.

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One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

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I’m all for love, but if you are atttending the royal wedding, I kind of automatically don’t like you .

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During the commercial breaks for “FRIENDS” , the entire cast would chant “Hail Satan...Hail Satan..” little known fact. I saw it the internets.

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Ask the busboy. I'm sure he's secure.

Donald J. Trump

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The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?

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British MP Michael Gove: these women have more “dignity” and courage than you will ever have, you vile, hardened fragment of shite.

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No. Trust me. Monday is really gonna suck .

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Wasn't this the "evil plan" in the last Bond film?

Donald J. Trump

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Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded..

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I consulted with my 10 year old daughter. Tragedy averted. I feel validated

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Twitter! Unblock @rosemcgowan !

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Again. I want to thank Spike Lee. For making the extra-ordinary effort of walking and squeezing his way across a crowded room at Cannes to do the right thing. Above and beyond. It was remembered . It was much appreciated .

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Apparently I’m an idiot for paying taxes and paying my bills . Thanks bro’ ! @realDonaldTrump what WAS I thinking? #MakeAmericaPickUpmyTab

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@globeandmail @GlobeArts Exactly WHERE and WHEN did I say I was “fed up with Canada”? I am, however fed up with lazy, dumbass click-hungry news outlets like yours

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Congratulations @kendricklamar on your Pulitzer win. The album was brilliant and deserves every accolade .

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