Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Twitter profile

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

5 years

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials.

Mika Brzezinski

@morningmika

6 years

Watching a wife and mother be humiliated on national television for her looks is deplorable. I have experienced insults about my appearance from the president. All women have a duty to unite when these attacks happen and the WHCA owes Sarah an apology.

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

Thank you!

Sean Spicer

@seanspicer

6 years

Tonight’s #WHCD was a disgrace

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

Even weaker: sending her in your place.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Trump sees Sarah Sanders as weak because she didn't walk out during Michelle Wolf comedy set: report

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7 years

Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

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@michelleisawolf

5 years

I hope it's not because he has windmill cancer.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

5 years

Trump skipping White House Correspondents' Dinner for third straight year #WHCD

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

Hey mags! All these jokes were about her despicable behavior. Sounds like you have some thoughts about her looks though? 😘

Maggie Haberman

@maggieNYT

6 years

That @PressSec sat and absorbed intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth, instead of walking out, on national television, was impressive.

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

Actually @POTUS disrespected PM May and @CNN and the Queen and the UK. Also, loving the new summer eye shadow. What is it lie-lac?

Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived

@PressSec45

6 years

Actually a @CNN reporter disrespected @POTUS & PM May during their press conf. Instead of rewarding bad behavior, we decided to reprioritize the TV appearances for administration officials.

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

No shirt, no morals, no service. 🐔

Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived

@PressSec45

6 years

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so

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Michelle Wolf

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5 years

Maybe you shouldn't have such bitch ass ears

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@michelleisawolf

5 years

The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder.

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@whca

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WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more,

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

Ivanka’s tips for a hot summer bod: spew as much shit as possible.

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

6 years

Thank you @POTUS for taking critical action ending family separation at our border. Congress must now act + find a lasting solution that is consistent with our shared values;the same values that so many come here seeking as they endeavor to create a better life for their families

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

I wouldn't even trust Brett Kavanaugh to decide on apps for the table.

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6 years

Wow Kavanaugh, why so emotional? You on your period or something?

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4 years

I wish I was backstage just so I could hear this exchange: “How’d I do? What are people saying?” “There was a fly on your head for a really long time. It’s mostly that.”

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6 years

I love the "everyone thinks he's a good guy" excuse. It reminds me of my favorite husband murders wife shows.

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6 years

Got served a paper straw in a plastic cup. Because you know the old saying, save a turtle, kill a whale.

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6 years

Babe.

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6 years

I enthusiastically stand by this. Thanks Anthony. ❤️

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

Since you can’t watch “Roseanne” watch this

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

For Sunday’s episode we tried to do a light segment called “Internet Goofs” and it did not go as planned…

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6 years

I just worry the arrest of the Russian Lady spy is gonna make it that much harder for little Russian girls to grow up and be spies.

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6 years

From my roommate’s dad’s password to my own show. Thanks @netflix !! 🐺

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

6 years

'The Daily Show's' @michelleisawolf lands her own Netflix late-night show (Exclusive)

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7 years

The mooch is single?! Ladies! You know what that means - cover your drinks!

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@michelleisawolf

5 years

"Hi" - my leg. @GQMagazine

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4 years

I said it at the correspondents dinner but it feels worth repeating, “Democrats can’t do anything. You’ll probably lose to a guy named Jeff Pedophile Nazi Doctor.” #IowaCaucas

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

Hopefully during the break Kavanaugh was able to get a glass of wine. I think that's what he likes.

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@michelleisawolf

4 years

The gospel

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6 years

Melania: bad at First Lady.

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

We're so glad Melania's seems OK for one reason in particular.

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5 years

There's no way Marianne Williamson doesn't call these debates "recitals"

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

Oh sure but women are the ones who get “but when you said no did you really mean it? In that tank top?” #wouldnt

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6 years

Happy Memorial Day! In between hot dogs, watch this #thebreaknetflix

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

kneel, stand, sit—do whatever you want while you watch this! #thebreaknetflix

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6 years

The most important news story of the day is that my new @Netflix show now has a name. It’s called “The Break with Michelle Wolf” and it starts streaming on May 27th.

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7 years

You know, in high school if you didn't believe in science it was just called failing.

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

This is true news.

Michael Calderone

@mlcalderone

6 years

Comedian @michelleisawolf will be the entertainer at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

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@michelleisawolf

4 years

An otter rape joke.

gender rogers

@OfficialMaggieL

4 years

Meaning @NetflixFilm will register that I “watched” the @michelleisawolf special, when I really only watched until I heard a rape joke.

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4 years

Quick! Put on your pearls so you can clutch them.

Michelle Wolf: The Media Is Hopelessly Addicted to Trump

The ace comedian writes about how the media got her White House Correspondents’ Dinner routine so wrong and keeps giving Trump exactly what he craves.

www.thedailybeast.com

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

Here's a look at some of the stuff we've been trying out in our rehearsal shows for @thebreaknetflix , premiering 5/27 on @netflix !

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

WHCD: Saturday The Break with Michelle Wolf: May 27th. Sleep: 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dave Itzkoff

@ditzkoff

6 years

My profile of Michelle Wolf ( @michelleisawolf ), who’s preparing for both the White House correspondents’ dinner on Saturday and her own Netflix series in May.

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6 years

Hey @GOP thanks for the free publicity 😘 #Unhinged2018

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

We're all in on #Unhinged2018 .

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3 years

Frankensteins

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4 years

Are we still allowed to touch butts?

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4 years

Remember when you used to have to wear pants?

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4 years

#YangGang let’s go Iowa!!!!

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

@AndrewYang

4 years

Thank you @DaveChappelle @michelleisawolf @donnellrawlings for an incredible night. Let’s go Iowa!

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4 years

No. Feels like a great time to go with the guy who likes MATH #YangGang

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@meredithtanton

4 years

@michelleisawolf wanna endorse bernie:)?

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6 years

This World Cup is full of surprises. It’s like you think you know what’s gonna happen and then it opens up and there’s another little doll inside.

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6 years

You don’t have to pretend to be ok

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

It's OK to be honest about not always being OK. #Ifeelalittlebad National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

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2 years

Wow I can’t believe Twitter is being bought by @elonmusk and won’t be a fun, nice, healthy place anymore.

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4 years

Flattening the curve is not what’s happening to my body.

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

We can all agree comedy is at its best when comedians say exactly what you want them to say in the exact way you want them to say it.

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Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

6 years

In light of some recent stellar examples from @nytopinion remember a share is a share is a share 😘

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

Finally discovered why @nytopinion has so many bad takes.

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6 years

Love when trump and the media climax together. @thebreaknetflix

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6 years

May all my comedian friends find strength as they are told all the things they can "use in one of your skits"

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6 years

Thanks @SiriusXMComedy for making Nice Lady the featured album of the week. It’s what everyone has always wanted: just my voice.

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4 years

Another one for the books! Thank you Charleston and Recovery Room! #YangGang #teamchappelle what a dream ✨✨

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@michelleisawolf

6 years

So am I! See you there 👋🏼

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@RobLowe

6 years

Hey, I’m on @JimmyKimmelLive tomorrow. Ok, bye.

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6 years

The full rags to riches story of @KylieJenner

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

Uhh hey @Forbes , you left out some super key parts of @kyliejenner 's "self-made" story.

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6 years

No matter your political affiliation, this has been a great year for poster board.

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6 years

My best Jay-Z impression and SO much dancing. @thebreaknetflix

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6 years

What is ICE? Well, ICE is...

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

Wow, ICE is ... really desperate for recruits. #abolishICE

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4 years

If men got periods. This may upset marvel fans #jokeshow

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4 years

If you’re looking for something to watch, I highly recommend #AfterLife on Netflix. It’s so great Im surprised the US hasn’t stolen it and made its own version @rickygervais

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#YangGang I’m so excited for what @AndrewYang can do for the city.

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

@AndrewYang

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I moved to New York City 25 years ago. I came of age, fell in love, and became a father here. Seeing our City in so much pain breaks my heart. Let’s fight for a future New York City that we can be proud of – together. Join us at

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6 years

From now on your penis is beetlejuice. It's only allowed to appear after we say it three times.

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@michelleisawolf

4 years

New stand up special December 10th. Mamas back babies @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

4 years

Following her short-lived talk show, Michelle Wolf ( @michelleisawolf ) is set to drop an hour special globally on #Netflix . Get the details:

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6 years

I love @aliwong so much.

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@EllenDeGeneres

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. @AliWong has suffered enough.

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6 years

Tonight! 9pm @HBO I really hope you watch it. #MichelleWolfNiceLady

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Tomorrow

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Joke Show. Out now. I rewrite history. @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke #titanic

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4 years

You know who’s also incredibly successful? “Vulgar” comedians

ike the Cat.

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@michelleisawolf Vulgar comedy is just that - vulgar. It's tired. Grownups telling dirty, cheap jokes to appear edgy. Why do you think Seinfeld and Ellen have done so well? Because they are clean. They don't stoop to being dumb and vulgar. It's tired. So....

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5 years

Do what the Alabama government refuses to do: help women by donating to the . Donating is as easy as flicking an embryo out of a uterus should be.

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Everything is gonna be fine. Just stay calm and always remember to lick your hands.

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6 years

What Bill Clinton really owes Monica

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

We found the best way to apologize.

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6 years

A part I left out of Fire and Fury was how every day trump would walk in and bannon would take his little hands, look him in the eyes and say to him, “you is smart, you is blind, you is impotent.”

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6 years

Here’s a sketch from the first episode of @thebreaknetflix . Full episode available Sunday!!

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7 years

Watching the Handmaid's Tale now is like watching Jaws on a small boat in the ocean.

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6 years

#Repost @jimmykimmellive with @repostapp ・・・ Host of the White House Correspondents' Dinner and…

Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) • Instagram photo

www.instagram.com

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Give it a shot! I think you’ll LOVE the abortion joke in this one. Also congrats on having another room.

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7 years

When you get your appendix out, it's thrown away. Not made into a statue and put in your yard so you don't forget it tried to kill you

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6 years

The only thing cauliflower is a substitute for is broccoli. End of story.

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4 years

Here's a picture with fun news. @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

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LONDON

Live Nation UK

@LiveNationUK

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NEW: Due to huge demand, @michelleisawolf has added an extra date at @lsqtheatre on Saturday 20th July to her UK tour! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am 👉

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We sneak jokes into every crevice

Slate

@Slate

6 years

Michelle Wolf cashes in on the true crime craze with this ad for a ten-part documentary called The Husband Did It:

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4 years

I like to think this is how Mary gave birth #jokeshow @NetflixIsAJoke

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6 years

Of course Alexa is laughing at you. She sees what you do and say in your home. Now burn her. Burn them all.

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Michelle Wolf

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7 years

Talk to your doctor today and find out how you too can get rid of the mooch in just 10 days

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Michelle Wolf

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5 years

Next week with my friend!!!!!!!! @ambermruffin

NPR's Ask Me Another

@NPRAskMeAnother

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Guess what tonight is? It marks ONE WEEK until our show on (Tuesday) November 20th with comedians @michelleisawolf 🐺 *AND* @ambermruffin 💪🏾 at @BellHouseNY ! You're gonna wanna see this one, so get your tix here: 🌠

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There’s an etiquette to everything. When you make people eat shit, you have to feed it to them with the right fork #civility #Unhinged2018 @thebreaknetflix

The Break with Michelle Wolf | Mind Your Manners | Netflix

There is an etiquette to everything, even crushing someone's soul. Michelle Wolf breaks down how to confront members of the Trump administration in public, w...

www.youtube.com

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Murder documentaries: so good you’ll forget a real person died.

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

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We love to unwind by watching shows about people getting murdered!

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How I feel about your tweets, blogs and opinions. Come at me with your teeny manifestos. #jokeshow @NetflixIsAJoke

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6 years

It's tour time baby!!!! Pre-sale today and tomorrow. Regular sale Friday.

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Don’t think of it as Twitter ending. Think of it as you beginning.

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My favorite part of a curly headed character’s development is when she finds the right product and her hair stops looking like an explosion.

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Michelle Wolf Turned Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon into the White House Correspondents’ Dinner,...

This year, the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner will have a historian as its host, so Wolf‘s remarks were a real service.

www.vanityfair.com

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Walking in the city makes me sad that humans don’t have natural predators that would make us always alert and fast moving.

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Extra extra!

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

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Finally discovered why @nytopinion has so many bad takes.

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Just a girl standing in front of an explosion asking you to watch me. 12/2 at 9PM on @HBO

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6 years

#timesup #metoo 🤯

The Break with Michelle Wolf

@thebreaknetflix

6 years

We're grateful for the #MeToo movement, but we have some thoughts.

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Michelle Wolf

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6 years

The cats out of the bag. Baseball is bad.

lainiebell

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Deeply disappointed with @michelleisawolf . I just watched the latest @thebreaknetflix and she has gone TOO FAR. She hates baseball. I am so done with The Break (Until next Sunday.)

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Trust me. Joke Show. @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix

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