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@meganroseruiz I feel like there’s so much to be said about how the rising prevalence in everything revolving around technology and AI is completely alienating older people and a lot of us take it for granted

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@NintendoAmerica SHORD (shield sword)

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Ruby Sunday, The Doctor and a regenerated Susan Foreman. Come back to me in 6 weeks you know I’m right

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@TAHK0 You can actually see a Hisuian Growlithe statue in Kitakami!

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2 months

riveting facts and lore on the tardis wiki page for Salt

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10 months

@PhilosophyTube “I believe we have started a chain reaction that will end Tommy Tallarico’s career”

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1 month

My favourite shitty detail from The Giggle is how they just fast cut to the exact moment one of them catches the ball almost every time, so you never really see it in the air. Such an odd way of filming that scene which makes it 10x funnier

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1 year

@zachsilberberg crazy ive never seen these without enormous swathes of light being beamed into my retinas

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10 months

@TAHK0 I noticed this before the DLC was announced and I haven’t seen many talk about it, but the Scarlet/Violet books look eerily similar to the cover of A Journey to the Centre of the Earth, especially in those corner decals. (1/2)

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8 months

@AjentVee 10 years of trying to get into the Kalos Power Plant

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1 year

@TheNCSmaster @TAHK0 I’m convinced if this logo has even a slight change to it the world will fall apart

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2 months

just looked through my neighbour’s window and he had his cock inside a paving slab

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2 months

Tweet like you’re living out a doctor who episode

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@punished_cait “I really don’t care too much about this” *proceeds to write a rather large paragraph*

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1 year

@Verliswolf @CentroLeaks 621 is roughly the amount of views you get on your videos

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8 months

@SYACVG why was there no dialogue in game that explained this though

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1 year

@FromHappyRock kind of reminds me of how the live action avatar movie changed the chinese writing into Just Squiggles for the movie intro

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3 months

@TAHK0 Better yet

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4 months

@WhoMinusContext I will always remember when the corn was me

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11 months

@JadedArtistGal this man was designed with aegislash in mind and absolutely nothing else and I’m here for it

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9 months

@TAHK0 if you stand in the centre and look up at it you unlock the wing cap

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2 years

@Lewchube pov you are trying to enter ramanas park or the gws in version 1.0

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1 year

@NintendoAmerica fingers crossed this is the one everyone rewatches again and again 6 years later to feel things

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one thing about twinks is that they are incapable of tidying their rooms

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10 months

@TAHK0 The SV Book and this book are both about explorers going into the centre of the world and finding creatures that shouldn’t exist (paradox pokemon and dinosaurs). I think Heath is 100% going to be integral to the final leg of the DLC. I hope more people see the connection!(2/2)

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2 years

@PLDHnet further theory behind this, ultra violet waves are more uniform and infra red (or scarlet) waves are more wavy. I think they’ve translated this into the logo fonts cleverly. Maybe there will be some kind of light theme in the game.

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1 year

@punished_cait they are devious

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1 year

@punished_cait real life zelda side quest

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@Argentum722 @TAHK0 “Oops! We put the Rolycoly into the train too early!”

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@PeridotSplats @NintendoAmerica i am honoured to be the architect of this phrase

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1 year

@punished_cait twitter, the website that famously has always cost $8

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1 year

@Monstralgam @NintendoAmerica are you shord about that

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1 year

@punished_cait it gets worse here

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teach me your ways

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1 year

@TAHK0 I think the complete streamlining of the game in the sense of having everything happen in one singular world rather than siphoning battles off into another window is a really exciting change that I’m looking forward to seeing built upon in the future

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1 year

@NintendoAmerica its okay we'll get him he doesn't stand a chance x

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2 months

also the fact the word SHELF is highlighted in orange meaning it too has an article 💀 the wiki writers are not okay

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1 year

@punished_cait jiz, with one z

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this might be horrifically controversial: these arguments every year, presumably by queer people themselves, are fuelled only by internalised homophobia and a desire to sanitise queerness to cosy up with homophobes and I so very dearly hope the penny drops for you eventually

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This might be horrifically controversial. But idk why they're actually allowed to this it makes the lgbtq community look like a hypersexualised group of freaks

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9 months

@Pokemon yes im sure that’s all ms briar is and she doesn’t have any other unsavoury motives of any kind whatsoever wink wink

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2 years

@That1Toast @sciencemomtori @Lewchube feast your eyes

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@beeeeeeaan like I’m gonna guess it’s because maybe it was faster and easier to film since it doesn’t matter if one of them doesn’t catch it but when that’s the whole point of the game in the first place? imagine if they had to swim instead and it just cut straight to the finish 😭

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now listen I respect this show and what it stands for and I’ve watched all of it thus far, but I also think it’s downright hilarious how well everything seems to go for this couple because when Nick and Charlie meet other gays in their 20s they’re gonna be fucking horrified

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🍂 HEARTSTOPPER S3... COMING 3 OCTOBER! 🍂 And what better way to announce this than with an exclusive snippet of @billieeilish 's 'Birds of a Feather' from the upcoming album Hit Me Hard and Soft.

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1 year

@SuperiorArtemis @NintendoAmerica Divine Beast Vah Whateverthefuckthisis

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9 months

@CentroLeaks I have had better performance?? I’m not kidding, it’s been running miles better with no major dips for me

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2 months

@TerryTheBuneary no other pokemon game has had the most consistent sense of place and culture and character than this one and we have yokai watch to thank for this

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instantaneous no whenever I come across this on gay hinge, like are you actually 7 years old be for fucking real

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8 months

@PokeliYT @mattyoukhana_ stop spoiling major game events in your video thumbnails 2 hours after they release for your own ad revenue please and thank you x

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@zachsilberberg the fact we know exactly what this says

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2 months

noooooo bumblebee don’t get addicted to cigarettes 😨

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@GraciaDeux @mattyoukhana_ this is literally an onion

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2 months

@josh_snares they’re simply preparing for the disney ass retcon that it’s the very same salt they used in wild blue yonder

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1 year

@JerBearDraws @NintendoAmerica get out of my house

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11 months

@_cosmicangst the promo image makes it look like its being announced as a new fortnite weapon

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this person sent me a like on hinge the other day and it tickled me how I’m almost every single one of these things

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8 months

@WeedleTwineedle some people are unreasonably nasty to him sometimes in his replies which isn’t fair at all, but I also think it’s undeniable that he’s a lot more dismissive of people’s negative opinions now he’s evolved into more of a brand ambassador role instead of just running a fan site

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today I look like one of the teletubbies if the teletubbies had nice moustaches

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1 year

@FromHappyRock god it becomes so much more obvious by the day that the only people who are genuinely engaged with AI art are grifters who don’t care about making anything themselves at all and want to reduce the creative industries into human-less gloop so they can accrue money and clout faster

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1 year

@LazyHog25 @FromHappyRock everything changed when the nintendo nation attacked

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@SaeedDiCaprio you don’t get it X is the coolest letter ever made elon invented it himself

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@BenMcKee @NintendoAmerica he knew exactly what he was doing

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@GregBaldwinIroh there is no tucker carlson in ba sing se

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“babes are you okay? you haven’t been using your cuntlery”

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@NumbNexus For a lot of people who were kids at the time, this was their first new generation and the first 3D main series game and the first for the 3DS. It’s so primitive now but back in the day it was peak.

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felt hot in this send tweet

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8 months

@GregBaldwinIroh ?. The Last Airbender movie (the music was alright though)

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1 year

@CentroLeaks whoever’s idea it was to make every pokemon icon super tiny and put them all in very samey looking boxes making this unreadable without zooming in a lot, I just want to talk

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people don’t even ask if pepsi is okay anymore, because of coke

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2 months

throwback to when I spoke to a guy on tinder who said he was a painter and I was like “oh what kind of stuff do you like to paint what inspires you” expecting him to be all arty farty and he just said “walls”. just walls. he was a decorator.

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started going to a new barber this year and every time I’ve been they’ve offered me a cup of tea but I’ve said no out of politeness. I am going to say yes today.

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2 months

Incident has been reported to the police, thanks for all the messages, it means a lot❤️

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me on a night out after far too many drinks listing off the gaggle of random new bffs I’ve only known for roughly 7 seconds

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the staff at co-op live when it shuts down in a month after numerous health and safety violations

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8 months

@_cosmicangst agreed

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“change the Doctor’s life forever” they’re banging

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#DoctorWho #Rogue CONFIRMED for 6:45pm on Saturday 8th June! Synopsis is here… cast list coming in a bit…

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@punished_cait Looks like they’re all taken! Thank you for freeing some of us 😭

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I like to think that Pop Crave and Poo Crave are ran by the same person and sometimes they just post on the wrong account

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1 year

@Verliswolf @CentroLeaks my work here is done fellas

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2 years

@ProZD HarmoKnight! Funky rhythm-platformer game made by GAME FREAK and directed by the guy who designed Pokémon like Golurk, Buzzwole and Guzzlord. It’s got a bunch of nice character designs in its own right and the music is pretty cool too! There’s also a demo version.

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this country is fucking cooked lmao

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anyone got £16

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@NintendoAmerica what are you cooking . . .

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The old lady who I pass often on the way to work just passed me again and said “we keep on meeting don’t we?” after a long hiatus. I feel like I’m slowly levelling up my interactions with her and she’ll give me a side quest someday

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it’s over for the world the day my mullet springs out more than 0.2 millimetres from the back of my head

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WHO BOOKMARKED THIS I SAID ITS *COFFEE* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

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blaming my dumb neighbours for this for startling me (I am never drinking coffee in bed again)

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@J_Osselait @TAHK0 Their names are even kind of similar, Briar and Brassius, I think you’re onto something

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my northern lights piccy is better than everyone else’s because it has something even cooler in it; a windmill

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what do you think they’re up to nowadays

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@VCreateArt I genuinely don’t know who Riddler Khu has been going for so long because it’s clear they have a direct feed of legitimate info and the account has been going for years but Nintendo have taken no action???

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this multi-year long bit was probably way funnier in the 50 year old studio executive’s head who made it up

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Agatha’s WandaVision spin-off has finally settled on the title ‘AGATHA ALL ALONG’ after several changes: • Agatha: House of Harkness • Agatha: Coven of Chaos • Agatha: Darkhold Diaries • Agatha: The Lying Witch With Great Wardrobe • Agatha All Along (Final)

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YOOOOOOOO

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it’s me and my phone screen protector that has lasted over a year with no cracks against the world

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@impasbitch encountering gloom hands with zero prior knowledge of it in game is hands down the highlight of totk for me

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1 year

@FromHappyRock Just a year ago we got these intro cards with Ms Marvel and I recall seeing heaps of praise from people for how creative they were, and now we’ve got this thoughtless crap. it’s so depressing

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@_cosmicangst that’s what he was offering in the back of the “food” truck

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Watching straight men get drunk is so strange, like what do you mean you don’t turn into the second coming of Miriam Margolyes after two drinks?

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1 year

@punished_cait I once spoke to someone who thought that Pikachu’s name was literally just “Pokémon” and that was it, they thought that was the only character.

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in a newly opened bar and the tills stopped working so they just let me have my drink for free

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drunk tweets tonight will not be my own they will be someone else’s. I think

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two doubles for £5 in this economy at the bar I’m at so I’m gonna assume they’re laced in rat poison but I’m here for it

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This video is really fascinating. Before now, I was under the impression that the dinosaurs went extinct a billion years ago, but here there’s footage of some from 1999

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How did people in 1999 feel about gay politicians?

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