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Hiking, Arizona, Glasgow Celtic, humor, dashcam, making videos. 'Kingsnake' online since 1986. No politics. #EvilPotato 📽:

Phoenix, AZ

https://t.co/7MoQmRjZFQ

Joined January 2016

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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At this time, on this day, #RememberThe19 : Ashcraft, Caldwell, Carter, Deford, MacKenzie, Marsh, McKee, Misner, Norris, Parker, Percin, Rose, Steed, Thurston, Turbyfill, Warneke, Whitted, Woyjeck, Zuppiger.🙏 #GraniteMountainHotshots #YarnellHillFire

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Granite Mountain Hotshots Memorial State Park

On June 30, 2013, at 4:42 p.m., while fighting Arizona's Yarnell Hill Fire, nineteen Granite Mountain Hotshots made the ultimate sacrifice: Andrew Ashcraft Anthony…

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@TStheDeplorable @libsoftiktok Turd was a one man -- sometimes two -- spree across the state. Was arrested yesterday (9/12). Los Angeles DA actually charged him! I know, I know. I'm shocked as well ...

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Man arrested in series of robberies across California

An Oakland man has been arrested in connection with multiple robberies across California, including several in Los Angeles in recent months.

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For you dads with teenage daughters …

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Amy Schumer says she still has "it". What is "it"?

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Amy Schumer ditches shirt for underwear selfie showing ‘40 extra’ pounds: ‘Still got it’

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Happy #JonestownDay !

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@rysimmons @andreafromslc Haven't seen any Charles Addams yet ...

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@CelticFC "We welcome the decision." -- The Celtic Park Toilets

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@MagaBiotch @Classic_picx @oldlolbornlolz Should I tell him?

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The most common words in the English language are not "I" and "the", they are "penalty Rangers". #Sevco

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Celtic TV a bit slow. Just seen Gemmell equalize. Anyone know if we beat this Inter mob?

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Enjoy it while it lasts ...

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@CelticQuote Boyata, pay attention to the attitude of a true professional.

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Is Yoko not the obvious answer?

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Fat lady in mobility scooter shoplifting & resisting arrest is #Peak2024 .

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A woman shoplifting at a Safeway in California erupts into violence against employees. No wonder people are fleeing California.

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@AnthonyCumia When I was in college 35 years ago, it was obvious the dumbest students were majoring in journalism and -- try not to be surprised -- teaching. 🤪

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I got $20 here to see an SR-71 attempt a carrier landing ...

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Year 38 of not receiving the GI Joe Aircraft Carrier. 😢

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Does it get any hotter than Ann-Margret with guns? 🥵

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@Paleoturkey @ben_kew AR-15s are pop guns. THIS is why we need Ol’ Painless …

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#PrayForMyAsshole 🙏

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RIP Norman Lear

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RIP Norman Lear

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Seriously. Airports are my favorite place to drink. 🥳

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It’s never too early for a beer in the Airport. #RSW #Delta

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@RealJamesWoods If you are getting something for free, you are not the customer, you are the product. #Facebook #Farcebook #Google #Twitter

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The perfect chip doesn’t exi …

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My @LandauDave hoodie just arrived. 🏴‍☠️ It’s warm, like Dave’s embrace. And came quick. Also like Dave. ?

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@MtStHelensWA @AZweatherchick

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@CoverdaleReed @CompoundBoss High Capacity Assault Stove No one needs more than one burner!

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@ItsFlo Can I just tap Flo and call it even?

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Great @glennbeck interview with @LandauDave . 👍 Listening to one story in particular, some of you need to lighten up and not take things so personal … 😒

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Is THIS the Most DANGEROUS Man in Comedy? | Dave Landau | The Glenn...

In a time of safe spaces and trigger warnings, comedian Dave Landau is fighting back with dangerous amounts of laughter. Dave is about as offensive as it get...

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Men also deserve flowers on Valentine's Day 🥓

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I've always wanted to combine the video of my Wisconsin homies firing off a fireworks minigun over Lake Michigan with Hendrix playing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at Woodstock. And for some odd reason 🤔, 2020 seemed like an appropriate time ... 🇺🇸

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@RealJamesWoods High Capacity Magazine

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We are f**ked. So, so f**ked ...

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Have you heard about America’s ‘largest illegal immigrant settlement’ that's said to be a hub of cartel activity? I visited Colony Ridge for @realDailyWire to learn about a development that's home to 40k-75k people and is in the midst of a rapid expansion. Here's what I found:

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Crashed my bike today. Gouged my palm. No fapping for awhile, so WHATEVER you do, DO NOT post any hot girls in this thread! 😠

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How much cocaine did Sammy do before this commercial?

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@Emilio2763 Generally speaking, physically confronting someone in posession of a weapon leads to sub-optimal outcomes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Fighting Mee-Maws from the sky ... 🎶

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They really are getting desperate

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Turns out, alcoholism isn't so bad ...

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The deadliest weapon of all.

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Found this weird box of ammo at my GF's. Can anyone identify? What weapon uses these?

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The true detective season I would write

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The true detective season I would write

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Billion Dollar View

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Somehow just managed to pinch my nutsack between the toilet lid & rim ... 😩

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Dinner @ Chez Kingsnake: Last of 4-day old pizza with added artichoke hearts & American cheese. 🤤 #KingsnakesCharcuterie

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#IndependenceDay #HappyFourth

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Enjoying my first bloody mary @obryckis at BWI.

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@Emilio2763 I like how the two heroes pull their homie in front of them … 😏

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Happy #GaryPlaucheDay !

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This happened 40 years ago today. Pour one out for a real one 🥃🫡

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@JimNorton "I don't think that goes there" ... Never before heard in the Norton household.

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I can't believe this didn't get a single like ...🤨

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This is my #WW3 Uniform What’s yours?

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This is my #WW3 Uniform What’s yours?

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Not guilty.

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Free my dude Tom!! He was just trying to save his cat!!

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This #Barbie WILL be funnier … and possibly even sexier.

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See this Barbie girl in Columbus, OH this weekend

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#RIP #RobertBlake

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All grain bread — toasted! — summer sausage, yellow mustard and sauerkraut: Basically, a flat brawurst. #KingsnakesCharcuterie 👨🏻‍🍳👌

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Pray for my asshole. 🙏

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@CelticFC

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@streetpeopleLA I wouldn't be walking through that! Too much chance of getting stuck with a 💉 ...

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Getting likes from a lot of wh0re bots lately ... 😒

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Lasagna for dinner at Hagerstown’s FINEST eye-talian restaurant: Olive Garden. 🇮🇹🤗 @Emilio2763

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#PrayForMyAsshole 🙏

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RIP to Gina Lollobrigida and her BFTs.

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Most annoying thing you share the road with? #KingsnakePolls (Plz like when you answer, so I know who is responding to these stupid things …)

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I thought Klingons were fictional. 😏

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Michele 🤮 Michael changing your name didn’t improve anything

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@Emilio2763 Okay, who gave Patton Oswalt a cooking show? 😒

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Wife Away Day 4 Breakfast Butter & creamy peanut butter on multi-grain wheat bread AND a fresh paper plate. Because I am sophisticated like that … 🤵🏻‍♂️

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Hiking in the San Francisco Peaks today. 1) #FallColor , 2) Went past Inner Basin so I could say I made it 10,000 ft. 3) Fall color at Inner Basin.

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@bushcamp2 This video did not have the ending I hoped for ... ☠️

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Well, it *is* hot & fresh ...

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I hope in fear Dread Lord Cthulhu favors my humble sacrifice in the #Arizona Senate election @cthulhu4america @TheElderParty @CthulhuCrusade

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The beginning of the end was when this guy got cancelled.

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The Legend … and Bob Levy. Great show! Glad you didn’t croak like the other guy. ☠️ @levy_sir @TheMrsLevy @baronvongrimm

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Saw this last night on Barstool, and HAD to add the music. I mean, seriously, this is just too obvious ... 🏃🏻‍♂️🚬🎶

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Which one of you is “Tim”?

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Lunch at Joe’s BBQ n downtown Gilbert. 🤗

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Desperation, thy name is “Hungry Man.” The corn was actually good. Oddly, the worst part was the brownie. Hope I don’t get the shits tomorrow. Thought that would be a pleasant change of pace … #KingsnakesCharcuterie

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My wife bought this. Pray for my butthole. 🙏

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Wife Away Day 2 Breakfast Blueberry pie with added butter, then nuked 👨🏻‍🍳👌🏼

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Any man would be PROUD to call that stick his own.

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