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@macheezay

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former politico, ohio native. if you know me irl and see me here, no you didnโ€™t

Michigan, United States
Joined September 2015
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pinning this. thanks for visiting. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The 8 Tiers of Israeli Apartheid, A ๐Ÿงต
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@20Kylies there isโ€ฆ so much going on here. all fucked up.
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@shpeeven I feel so alive.
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@whoreby_parker bruh I need an $8 coffee to even think about doing laundry Iโ€™m fucked.
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@gayest_tone when they were together, she fucked a 17 year old (she was 37) and he paid a $380,000 NDA settlement to keep it quiet. he hung himself later that year.
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@SenFettermanPA why are you like this now
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@_ark4 if she was fine as hell in 1988 that still counts
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@fatfatpankocat โ€œAs Iโ€™ve said before, I have no recollection of any โ€˜overly aggressive behaviorโ€™ while under the care of any veterinarian. It is completely unfounded.โ€
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@VanLathan dog lol
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@clairezagorski Iโ€™m 37 years of age and the cat distribution system finally reached me last year. Iโ€™m turning down life-changing job opportunities because of her.
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@YellowstoneNPS Iโ€™m certain the reactions on this website will be calm, measured, and rooted in science.
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@StrikeDebt I heard student debt was cancelled and Iโ€™ve refused to hear anything else since
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@Shtreetwear gotta think theyโ€™re getting resold internationally for parts. there has to be more value there as opposed to stringing them up to the rafters
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@appodlachia they say you canโ€™t ever go home again?
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get the look
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@benegotherit one time I was staring at myself in the mirror on LSD and for the very first time, saw my face as a genuine amalgam of my biological parentsโ€™ features. I can assure you this is tangentially related.
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@lmNOTcatholic measured spouts & that pour. this isnโ€™t a bartender.
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@SMOOCHONTHELIPS Iโ€™m just saying you can do better TELL ME HAVE YOU HEARD THAT LATELY
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@gayest_tone apparently she fucked the kid before they were together. he just paid for the cover-up. all publicly available accounts suggest the relationship was understandably turbulent, and led to his undoing.
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@ShaiDavidai it might be time for some self-reflection if you look up and your squad looks like this
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@euronatiii @gayest_tone donโ€™t do this.
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia have you never been to any kind of a protest? call/response is extremely common regardless of ideology.
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@WinslowDumaine Roscoe Village, for those wondering. donโ€™t have an address. and I think it was a squirrel.
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anyone in Ohio interested in adopting a kitten? her mom is a super sweet stray weโ€™ve been feeding through her pregnancy/nursing. my roommate got the family vaccinated and spayed yesterday โ€” baby just needs a good home. sound on the video if you want your heart to explode.
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@Bubblebathgirl we should bring back tar and feathering for tweets like this
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@Nick_Cerveza is no one at all concerned by the amount of amphetamines this animal is on? no one at all?
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@clairezagorski in case anyone was wondering what Iโ€™m working with over here.
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@taraxrh I genuinely lolโ€™ed at this.
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@spectatorindex then dont ask for my vote, Joe.
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@Zazamyodor is it weird I donโ€™t find her the least bit attractive
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@vincestaples someone, somewhere played their last PS2 game off of a screen in a Escalade headrest, not knowing hip hop was dying along with them
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@vandevenesque let me set this up for you: the worst beer pour Iโ€™ve ever seen, and measured spouts. this woman isnโ€™t a bartender. sheโ€™s a 19 year old hostess (middle childhood education major) and the man behind the camera is a balding 34 year old 280lb assistant manager named jason
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@StreetFashion01 last thing you see before getting switched down
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Frank LaRose sucks so badly the British have taken an interest.
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Ahead of Ohio abortion vote, Republicans try to change the rules
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@jacobfuknjones @Morbidful we gotta draw the line somewhere my guy
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@incognitoStunna itโ€™s criminal how often shit like this works.
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holy shit
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@Phil_Lewis_ I appreciate a well-humored comms team
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@shannonsharpeee this tracks
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@godisangryatme to be fair, the most autistic guy I know does NOT talk like this at allโ€ฆโ€ฆ..
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@SenFettermanPA There is *still* zero provable evidence of Hamas committing sexual assault on October 7th or since, yet here you are parroting the military propaganda of a far-right genocidal fortress state with a long-standing historical record of rape. Did the 40+ beheaded babies tell you to
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@airbagged dudes used to take dabs hotter than the surface of the sun lol
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@SenFettermanPA you sure that wasnโ€™t us in Iraq โ€˜03-11
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@CantEverDie this is absolutely wicked business. and the black air force ones tell you everything you need to know.
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@mfdoomstan1 one is an industry creation; the other authentic. real oil and water ts
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@bvbybenz @gayest_tone this is the saddest shit Iโ€™ve ever read.
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@11W Mike Weber's Savage Level: ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@punishedpants shes been a terrible press secretary โ€” sheโ€™s made the admin look even worse than its ghoulish policies
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@JDVance1 โ€œpreferencesโ€ are often hindered by the reality of poverty.
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@UAWeapons Iโ€™m assuming they were seized en route to Yemen before being diverted to Ukraine, or perhaps even taken from Russian positions in-country.
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@benegotherit discovering that you, too, have previously worked in the industry on the leading edge of demoralization and substance abuse has officially made my afternoon. only the best people have worked in the service industry. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@tizemtmarxism itโ€™s giving eugenics
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@boymolish correct, I am absolutely not ready to have that conversation
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@POTUS this is the โ€œhumanitarian assistanceโ€ heโ€™s referring to
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@realDonaldTrump Muellerโ€™s investigation is far from over, but hey, whatever works for you.
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@nchls_b this is telling me to go where the gator takes me. this canโ€™t be sound advice.
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@dpechesmode theyโ€™re hellbent on extinguishing every flicker of goodness. I am so incredibly sorry.
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@hayxtt โ€œUnder no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.โ€ - Marx
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@lethalrejection โ€œweโ€™re literally in Europe.โ€ end of discussion
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@timeimmemorial_ goddamn I hope this is true
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@ChiarelloERISA @Tesla @cybertruck @elonmusk you nearly had a darwin-icarus hybrid moment
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@KarlousM on god this might be the most flagrant rap beef foul Iโ€™ve come across
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@PepitoTheCat be gone, false prophet
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@JDVance1 Trump disclosed information about our nuclear submarine capabilities โ€” amongst our most protected intelligence โ€” to a private, foreign billionaire. After he left office. But sure, throw quotes around mishandled.
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@YellowstoneNPS facebook is gonna be in shambles when they discover this next week
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@spectatorindex god has called
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BREAKING: Biden administration to give Israel $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment
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@dash_eats youโ€™ve upset your new fan base.
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@Alchemist @MetroBoomin this is the exchange I needed to see today
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@CantEverDie no one ruin this before the fun part starts happening
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perfect final tweet of 2022.
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23/ A little Palestinian boy shares his food with a cat at al-Aqsa As this year draws to a close, we remember all of those in need. Letโ€™s welcome the new year with kindness and compassion.
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@DiabolicalSpuds bro my ex girlfriend would steal my Calvin boxer briefs to lounge around after a shower. theyโ€™re one of the most comfortable articles of clothing known to mankind.
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@xdannyxbrownx what if freddie gibbs walked in
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@TannisRootCharm I donโ€™t even watch this sport but whatever she says is right
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@SenFettermanPA so itโ€™s not even Hamas, itโ€™s just Palestinians you donโ€™t like.
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@enarusaie @RembertDesigns @ms___dale โ€œget home safeโ€ killed me ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@earlygirl__ *Barcelona
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@LibyaLiberty 50/50 โ€” youโ€™re either about to have a confection that will bring blissful tears of joy or the donuts have been sitting in the case (left, not pictured) since the Clinton admin.
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@hondacrvthe3rd youโ€™re perfect and everyone loves you.
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@WholesomeMeme ive never been as happy as this dog in my entire life
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@PunchingCat same energy
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@ajplus @Dena South Africa during apartheid. Exactly the same practices.
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@MenschOhneMusil sometimes shes just that fine. ๐Ÿซ 
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@dianelyssa an ode, of sorts.
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@PopulismUpdates citizen-led redistricting commission
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