@gayest_tone
when they were together, she fucked a 17 year old (she was 37) and he paid a $380,000 NDA settlement to keep it quiet. he hung himself later that year.
@fatfatpankocat
โAs Iโve said before, I have no recollection of any โoverly aggressive behaviorโ while under the care of any veterinarian. It is completely unfounded.โ
@clairezagorski
Iโm 37 years of age and the cat distribution system finally reached me last year. Iโm turning down life-changing job opportunities because of her.
@Shtreetwear
gotta think theyโre getting resold internationally for parts. there has to be more value there as opposed to stringing them up to the rafters
@benegotherit
one time I was staring at myself in the mirror on LSD and for the very first time, saw my face as a genuine amalgam of my biological parentsโ features. I can assure you this is tangentially related.
@gayest_tone
apparently she fucked the kid before they were together. he just paid for the cover-up. all publicly available accounts suggest the relationship was understandably turbulent, and led to his undoing.
anyone in Ohio interested in adopting a kitten? her mom is a super sweet stray weโve been feeding through her pregnancy/nursing. my roommate got the family vaccinated and spayed yesterday โ baby just needs a good home.
sound on the video if you want your heart to explode.
@vandevenesque
let me set this up for you: the worst beer pour Iโve ever seen, and measured spouts. this woman isnโt a bartender. sheโs a 19 year old hostess (middle childhood education major) and the man behind the camera is a balding 34 year old 280lb assistant manager named jason
@SenFettermanPA
There is *still* zero provable evidence of Hamas committing sexual assault on October 7th or since, yet here you are parroting the military propaganda of a far-right genocidal fortress state with a long-standing historical record of rape. Did the 40+ beheaded babies tell you to
@UAWeapons
Iโm assuming they were seized en route to Yemen before being diverted to Ukraine, or perhaps even taken from Russian positions in-country.
@benegotherit
discovering that you, too, have previously worked in the industry on the leading edge of demoralization and substance abuse has officially made my afternoon.
only the best people have worked in the service industry. ๐
@hayxtt
โUnder no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.โ
- Marx
@JDVance1
Trump disclosed information about our nuclear submarine capabilities โ amongst our most protected intelligence โ to a private, foreign billionaire. After he left office.
But sure, throw quotes around mishandled.
23/ A little Palestinian boy shares his food with a cat at al-Aqsa
As this year draws to a close, we remember all of those in need. Letโs welcome the new year with kindness and compassion.
@DiabolicalSpuds
bro my ex girlfriend would steal my Calvin boxer briefs to lounge around after a shower. theyโre one of the most comfortable articles of clothing known to mankind.
@LibyaLiberty
50/50 โ youโre either about to have a confection that will bring blissful tears of joy or the donuts have been sitting in the case (left, not pictured) since the Clinton admin.