Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

3 months

Four new cards from the card game I'm working on. Very pleased with how these turned out. Pre-orders are available now, link where links go.

3

11

154

Last Seen Profiles

@Smith265609Rose

@Meme22560301

@MayhemDayOne

@THE870REALTOR

@ouidleif

@_reflets_

@badbowler300

@Kevinmy51224118

@thousand_skies

@RoseStreib70407

@Proteccivile13

@Pv1pDbCpTruStjS

@go2Thailand

@Diggsy13

@StoreandSave

@PeterMatt21

@ovokrystel

@giffwhitehead

@KavanaughK58614

@KOKOBIRMINGHAM

@UHValentiSchool

@illustrator_sa

@game_obscure

@bigrichy_

@Ernesto09915346

@mastertef

@Nellyvanderwood

@TJ__Schroeder

@TreatMeHuman24

@HealthF72348422

@emlarson

@Anki33

@KatieZarat4595

@bisCANGCIMEN

@michelleal24062

@taryn_driver

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Had to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole

255

8K

135K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me. Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit

421

11K

105K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

When I was growing up, my dad used to be fascinated by what he called "blue dreamers", the blue glass things from the tops of telephone poles I found one today and, man, my dad is just so cute

139

3K

48K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Found a great spot to meet up with a buddy and the disembodied intelligence that exists between us

70

3K

44K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Every day on this god damn website I see a 15 year old saying some shit like "if you wake up tired, it's because of something called Sleep Trauma, you're a victim of Bed Violence" and ten thousand comments saying oh my god that's so true

106

5K

42K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

Planned a really special day of doing drugs and dancing with birds - first time in years. Went to the median, started dancing. Saw some woman with her bored looking kids when I was outside the Lincoln Tunnel and that’s all the birds will remember about today.

109

2K

29K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Don't worry everyone, they're just goofing off

10

1K

28K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

I'll only go to your NYE party if I can bring a -1. Like, I show up, pick a person, and then they have to go home.

22

1K

19K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

11 months

Those five rich dudes right now:

28

3K

17K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

7 days

Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.

taylor dorrell

@taylordorrell

7 days

An undercover was booed away from the crowd.

60

767

8K

37

1K

15K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 months

Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle.

360

917

12K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

@adamtotscomix did my best

23

126

5K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

This is the legacy of the Chicago Rat Hole. It's about thousands of people coming together to celebrate life, love, and community. 🐀🕳️❤️

antifa of cleves

@mollywidstrom

3 months

rat hole proposal @bikelanesmn

215

5K

76K

6

191

4K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

I'm not gonna put an ad on this post, just go talk to your dad.

13

20

3K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

@TotallyAllen He's just so good. He sends me cards constantly

15

83

3K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

BORN TO RAT WORLD IS A HOLE

11

406

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@milkyy_tweets If I can't pip-pop the cap it's going in the fucking trash

3

19

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

10

34

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Update: the Rat Hole shrine now includes a card, a piece of cheese, a lighter, and a framed memorial among other things. Two people came by and sprinkled some American spirit and a little bit of weed in the hole too. 🐀🕳️❤️

23

344

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

@ughfinewhatever He ain't there anymore so I'm thinking yes

2

1

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 months

@BobIsntFunny Ah yes... Feel the Power of "the Pedophile's Rhombus".... Drive The Cybertruck...

7

68

2K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

10 months

Trans people aren't coming for your children. I am, and I'm going to teach them about Warhammer 40,000.

11

185

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

JOE. JOE. JOE PICK A DIFFERENT NUMBER. JOE ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

6

76

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

You cannot kill an idea.

Lettuce Cat!

@the_lettuce_cat

3 months

SOMEONE 3D SCANNED THE RAT HOLE WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

115

2K

26K

9

151

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up my god I hate this kind of person more than life itself

27

18

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@DudespostingWs This dude got the first three by accident and then noticed that the Germans had horses and was like "oh shit I could actually make this happen."

5

16

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

When he's right he's right

5

87

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

The Fox 32 video about the Chicago Rat Hole. Also, I'm not going to make Rat Hole merch. I can't gild the lily. Rat hole is perfect as it is. Rat Hole belongs to us all. Thank you.

20

153

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

I'm gonna be on Fox 32 talking about the Chicago Rat Hole 🐀🕳️ Catch it at 4, 5, and 9PM

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Had to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole

255

8K

135K

11

44

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@costcope holy shit I made a bumper sticker just for this

6

29

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

I cannot express the awe and gratitude that I feel for everyone who made this what it is. The scale of this whimsy is truly going to stay with me for the rest of my life. I'm working with locals to make a more permanent, less obstructive shrine for everyone to enjoy. 🐀🕳️❤️

20

75

1K

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

I take off my boots like this so if a burglar walks in to my apartment he thinks I'm really big

5

148

941

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@duowolfs @ngocbbuii Ill advised allies (me included) posted a black square on Instagram in support of black lives matter. Hate crimes against Asians have been skyrocketing, with a spree killing today that killed 8 people, including 4 Asian women. a yellow square would be a bad thing to post.

12

28

903

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 years

Them: don't you think you'll feel embarrassed by all your suicide jokes when you get older? Me: when I what

2

400

872

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

5 months

I made a new double sided tote bag. Perfect for throwing off your pursuers. Link where links go!

2

116

903

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

this is the kind of costume and make up that will lose the Oscar to a Dramatic Actor Who Was Made To Look Slightly Older

𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇

@BrowseHorror

2 months

Jamie Clayton as Pinhead in 'Hellraiser' (2022)

62

199

2K

5

124

902

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 months

@andrew_n_k_ don't call it a cybercasket, that's my cybergoth band

2

7

847

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@thegallowboob @OsteologyMuseum Some cats live in a studio apartment and others watch over a massive collection of bones. Cats have no idea if their lives are interesting or not so they all just act like they live the most incredible life imaginable.

1

25

801

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

The golden age of venture capital rocked. You could ask a billionaire "what if your vegetables could text you before they go bad?" And suddenly you're on the cover of Forbes with a $70 million app called Cryspr and then in 2 years we find out you somehow you made tomatoes racist

3

112

795

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Jesse: So the fake Robert Evans - not of the actor, the journalist - was getting into Counter Top Girl's DMs and made it real weird - and now - now he's going on a real downward spiral and the DMs are getting posted Walt: Jesse what the hell are you talking about

21

12

732

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

Please chill out with the Rat Hole Shrine stuff. Don't leave stuff on the ground, don't make a bunch of noise. Be respectful. People live there. The bigger this whole thing gets, the closer locals + gov get to destroying the Rat Hole for everyone. Also the music fest is not real.

Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀

@BebopOtt

3 months

hi how are you hello if you have engaged with chicago rat hole content over the past two weeks, you're legally obligated to retweet this gentle plea from its neighbors which was posted to reddit today

68

6K

18K

6

115

714

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

@RottenTunaGames Some day you'll yearn for it

0

1

687

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@robfromonline If anyone wants a Gatorade sticker, I'm the guy that makes em. Link in bio, I love you.

7

4

633

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@SHADOWlZED I honestly think children should be kept in nice soundproofed rooms in totally darkness so that they never hear or see anything that will make them feel weird.

6

4

623

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

10 months

@VoidstriderLulu @YorksMan82 @LilithLovett Lmao there it is. "I'd let the explicit white supremacist babysit my kids before I let someone like me babysit them." What a deeply fuckin embarrassing admission.

2

4

602

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

Hey all - I don't want to ruin the fun, but if you're going to visit the Rat Hole, please be respectful of the neighborhood. It's right by an apartment building and I'm getting noise and obstruction complaints. Also, don't put Malort in the ground where dogs can drink it!

8

62

602

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

This is crazy, has anyone heard about this

Crazed

@crazednet

2 months

There is a rat shaped hole in Chicago that people visit to pay their respects

305

2K

31K

3

7

601

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@stavvybaby Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

3

2

556

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

WINSLOW DUMAINE RAT HOLE GUY

J'🐼

@JayBrandstetter

4 months

some guys have all the luck...

1

15

153

13

40

589

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

"Ready to feel old?" buddy I do not care. I did not want to be here when I was young, I didn't like the middle years, and I'm not a huge fan of now. Young or old, Who cares. the phone line is cut. a vessel eternally rotting. no heaven. two hells.

6

84

585

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 months

@ryanpequin its the distance to the explosion sound effect that sells it

1

0

549

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

It was always funny when my catholic teachers would chastise me for being a morbid weirdo when this is literally their favorite dude:

13

58

534

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

My entire morning has been this

1

69

530

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

Hi everyone thanks for visiting da 🐀🕳️ I'm also an artist and I sell lots of weird stuff on my website, please check it out Also my lawyer told me I need to mention that I was shown the Rat Hole by @2Saddington , my beautiful friend who dunks 100 basketballs a day

3

26

512

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

literally JUST got this done

1

20

496

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@SheRatesDogs See this kinda works out best for both parties. She finds a better partner and he dies of cirrhosis of the liver.

0

2

493

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

@FrogboiArt Yes but only true visionaries could imagine a world where Van Gogh made Larger, Worse paintings...that wiggled a bit.

0

2

471

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Hi everyone. I updated some black metal logos for 2023! Enjoy.

14

70

463

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

@boredgamedad R A T F E L C H I N G

2

452

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@parasocialyte She's joking. You're going to be ok.

0

438

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

If you demand that artists include warnings for every possible trigger and bit of content in your work, I'm sorry but I don't think you're ready to experience new art. And that's ok 🧵

2

15

440

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 years

"Horror movies use bloody handprints to make an old hospital scarier but in my experience, that's just a sign someone was having some period sex and nothing scary about that my man, nothing scary about that" - me mumbling into a shaky microphone as I officiate my brothers wedding

1

53

406

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

The greatest lie told by society is that gray hair should be dyed. Everyone looks hotter with a little gray. You show me a gal with few strays of gray or a even a streak of white? Slightly different texture? Unbelievable. Put your whole hand in my mouth. I am an animal.

2

40

428

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

9 months

@MrZachPeterson Dad fight 2k23

3

2

413

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@lulumeservey honest question, do you expect anyone to congratulate you on this? You put an ad for a mobile game on the night sky. Dr. Evil wouldn't even do this.

1

10

402

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

5 months

Sarah Silverman wore blackface and said that Israel had the right to cut off water to Gaza. She gets The Daily Show. Barrera *quoted a Jewish scholar and called for peace* and she got dropped from Scream. Susan Sarandon got dropped by her agency for speaking at a peace rally.

One Take 🎬

@OneTakeNews

5 months

Melissa Barrera Dropped From ‘Scream VII’ Due To Controversial Comments More details here:

2K

1K

5K

13

82

411

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

Conservatives then: I HATE PARTICIPATION TROPHIES 😡😡😡 Conservatives now: I came in 17th place, where the h*ll is my participation trophy?? 😡😡😡

1

47

400

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

5 months

Very impressed by @shoe0nhead always running interference for the worst fucks on the internet, like Internet Historian. Gotta be one of the cool ones I guess!

23

22

393

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@KatyMontgomerie lot of words in this tweet Katy, can you boil it down to a single grunt

1

385

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

10 months

@Sko_neezy Hooo man the way he replies to people is hilarious. I have never seen someone go from KILL YOUR MASTERS to PULL UP YOUR PANTS so fast.

2

19

379

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@djsmoothnuts @robfromonline Blocked

2

0

379

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

Hi everyone, I love you, I'm an artist and I make silly things, link is in my bio

14

15

382

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

6 months

Years ago: wouldn't it be funny if Silent Hill was made by artless ghouls Today: GET YOUR OWN TRAUMA EMOTE FOR JUST 2,000 PYRAMID POINTS

3

95

382

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

Holy shit @TedNivison I'm the guy that made that Gatorade sticker. Thanks for the shout out! Dm me if you want some.

Chris V.

@cvercruysse1872

3 years

@WinslowDumaine You just got some free advertisement from @TedNivison

0

6

2

1

369

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Wow thank you everyone, please check out the silly things I make and please drink some water xoxo, Winslow

8

2

368

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@introvertedwife I was thinking it's more about the comodification of rape and murder but hey maybe it's actually because men

0

2

353

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

11 months

This was fun. Nerds got mad.

Jon

@BiggestttHater

11 months

what is y’all most liked tweet?

4K

5K

43K

2

11

377

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

This is genuinely one of favorite things on the internet.

x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x

@Universe__Lover

2 years

Happy 1 year anniversary to this post

103

6K

56K

1

17

368

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

26 days

I'm not kidding, this might be the biggest day of sales I've ever had. I'm selling out of everything. What the hell is happening.

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

26 days

I'm on a horror and taxidermy convention today that is right next door to a cheerleading convention.

8

9

253

9

7

375

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

@atdanwhite My man out here blasting chobani

2

3

351

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@pickuplinesonig yeah man this isn't a pick up line this is a guy talking about raping a child

0

2

342

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

ACAB includes children born out of wedlock

4

21

351

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 months

@Iemonsproda The guy from Reuters said I kicked off one of the biggest weird stories of the year. IDK. I think we're creating a pagan god.

7

4

357

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

First, they fight you.

5

24

350

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@tjones12341 @theblackpanther @ESPNBooger

4

0

338

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 months

Cathedrals are everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

2

23

349

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

I mean there was that episode where it cold-opens with Jim wearing blackface jacking off while Michael crucifies Dwight to an inverted burning cross and then the rest of the episode was the footage from Columbine but other than that I'd say it's pretty tame

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Mindy Kaling Says #TheOffice Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’

774

134

1K

2

10

332

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 years

Digging this new @LINGUA_IGNOTA_ merch

1

51

312

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

10 months

@VoidstriderLulu @YorksMan82 @LilithLovett So if you had to pick between a Nazi and a trans person what would you do

1

0

307

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 years

Sorry, I don't have an opinion on Afghanistan, but I have added it to the ever growing list of shapeless, nameless tragedies of which I am a helpless spectator forced to witness the terrifying grandeur of mass human suffering that I have been compiling for my entire adult life.

1

56

318

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

This did well enough on TikTok that weirdos started making furious response videos where they talk like Sephiroth

7

26

315

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@2femcel2furious I bet this guy got mad bush

3

1

280

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

Never thought I'd say this but I found a Big Dick Bat headboard @kylekinane when's your birthday?

4

7

283

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

4 years

@sistersome Join us. Gatorade should be thicker.

6

8

271

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

Hi everyone thank u for sharing your trauma. I'm a designer and comedian out of Chicago. Peep the link in my bio to see my stuff! Also I'm designing a card game, if you live in Chicago and want to play, lmk!

4

6

275

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

1 year

@steinkobbe Ok so according to the feminists it's illegal to do crimes??

2

7

263

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

@SheRatesDogs I myself am a high value male, when someone kills me I drop incredibly good loot

1

266

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

11 months

@lispingsnake @TheDailyKoko @ReduxShin @bloodberry_tart Hey can you think of any significant isolating events that have happened in the last few years

1

0

252

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

2 years

Men saying The Matrix 4 sucks because it was directed by a woman is still *technically* progress.

3

13

257

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

If the city comes to remove/destroy the rat hole, it'll be because of online edgelord lunatics who post threats like this. This shit got the cops called, got the Alderman involved, and ruined it for everyone.

Gatorade Should Be Thicker.

@WinslowDumaine

3 months

Also report psycho shit like this idiot threatening to bring a weapon to the rat hole.

2

4

43

4

48

264