It is unethical to create footage of a real person, without consent, doing something that person didnโt do, if itโs meant to be impossible to detect. It doesnโt matter if you think itโs neat.
It's very humble of Eliza to credit God with having gotten the long life her husband didn't have, rather than her wise decision not to attend events where she agrees to be shot rather than apologize.
He is a MAD BALL OF CHARISMA, one of the most natural romcom leads of his generation, and for some reason, he is not being placed directly in my face all the time. I love him.
All I know is that Ronan Farrow published on Weinstein as soon as ethically and practically possible, and he still made that reporting into a book AND a podcast AND a TV series. Iโm pretty sure some obscure team of reporters did okay with Watergate without waiting, too.
Iโm not sure why โI may wear masks in some situations foreverโ is weird and โthousands of people are going to die every week from this forever, oh wellโ is normal and cool.
I was talking to a friend yesterday about how hard it is for single people to talk about the loneliness of this pandemic, because it can be interpreted as, you know, not as significant as the challenges of parenting, etc.
There are going to be a LOT of people reacting to Barbie reviews by saying โyouโre overthinking it, not everything is political!โ I just want to assure you: The film is explicitly about gender, politics, capitalism and other stuff. Thatโs not being introduced in the analysis.
Just a non-spoiler note about The Good Place: Schur has explained that he basically got told after Parks & Rec that NBC would do whatever he wanted, and he used it to make a weird, nutty show about moral philosophy. If you ever get a free fat pitch over the plate, swing hard.
Please, please don't be the person who lectures that if you take a moment to enjoy anything, you've apparently forgotten all the pain in the world. All joy takes place at the same time as all tragedy. If you've ever had fun, you've done it while people suffer. It's not a contest.
I canโt read well without my glasses. Iโve never had anybody point out, โShe wasnโt able to read the information before she put her glasses on,โ because people assume needing glasses is an accommodation within some kind of โnormalโ range.
I cannot overstate how much of a miscalculation I think it was, by whoever, to give those โweโre going to wait until theyโre homelessโ quotes to Deadline. Oof.
It's tricky to argue that paying a fine to restore someone's eligibility is "paying them to vote" without accidentally arguing that requiring them to pay a fine to restore their eligibility is *charging* them to vote.
ABC will air a special about the Brandy/Whitney Houston CINDERELLA, featuring a reunion of much of the original cast, followed by an airing of the film, on August 23.
Sometimes I think about how, when I was quite a little kid, people were *really* into waterbeds. And it makes me really skeptical about sudden bursts of interest in things. Like, do people under 50 realize that a lot of people really thought waterbeds seemed like a great idea?
I just want to say: If you're weathering this alone, even if you manage some distanced visits, I absolutely feel for you and for how hard it is, and I don't want you to feel like you can't talk about it. You can feel that, it's not ungrateful.
You know what I would value? A Twitter account called Wait, What's Everyone Talking About? that would provide a link to whatever everyone is talking about.
What makes me feel erased is when one cis woman claims to be a representative of all women *in order* to exclude trans women. I find it absolutely infuriating. This attitude does NOT speak for me, it does not speak for โwomenโ or the โsisterhood.โ Honestly, how dare you.
I realize it just feeds the beast, but it honestly makes me laugh so hard when I imagine people being like โYOUR FRIENDS SHOULD WANT TO TALK ABOUT INVESTING AND CARDIO.โ Itโs just the most boring thing I can imagine.
Every way of being in this situation has its mountains to climb. But I haven't touched a human since March. I don't have to parent, or share my space, and I can work at home, and I'm grateful for those things. But again, *since March*. Early March.
Fox canceling the effortlessly great
#brooklyn99
and bringing back Tim Allen is peak 2018, and exactly why the ROSEANNE thing and the disingenuous marketing of it is such a disaster.
I do find it hilarious that the people behind THE WHALE worked *so hard* to avoid admitting that THE WHALE is a shitty reference to him being fat โ oh, itโs because heโs like Moby-Dick *emotionally* โ and the Oscars announcer just said prosthetics turned Fraser โinto the whale.โ
I beg you: Ignore anyone who praises depression, poverty, insecurity, misery or any other unhappy circumstance as a way to be a better writer (or other kind of creator). This is hokey, romanticized bullshit that leads to unnecessary suffering for real people.
So just ... if this is your thing, if these are your challenges? I get it, and I know it's extraordinarily hard. And I'm thinking good thoughts for you. /fin
On the one hand, I get that everyone is making much too big a deal about this because he's so hot, but first of all, he's SO hot, and second of all, he just has such good form. The placement of the other hand, the slight bend, the quick exit once she's got it ... it is quality.
First of all, it's incredibly naive at this point to believe in absolute meritocracy in any endeavor, but to blow off the influences of any kind of discrimination in comedy is ludicrous.
And it doesn't work at all if Adam Schlesinger doesn't write a perfect, believable hit tune that feels both period and timeless, that it isn't hard to hear over and over and over again. Miss him so much.
If it turns out that the reporting is accurate that two of the final sticking points were A.I. and room size, and thus that the WGA held out on structural and long-term stuff rather than just accepting increases, that seems like a really interesting labor moment.
It sounds weird, but I actually think there's a connection between this and the bizarre shit that's going on where people throw things at people on stage. I think there are genuinely people where simply observing or taking in someone else's creative work feels strange.
I literally turn my phone all the way off whenever I'm at a movie theater bc the idea of my phone making any noise in the audience makes me wanna die... so the idea that people are just ON THEIR PHONES BROWSING TIKTOK DURING A MOVIE IS INSANE TO ME WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?
Itโs easy to forget that KNIVES OUT hinges on an act of love extended by Harlan to the young nurse who has recently been the best thing in his life. I think itโs one of the things that makes the movie feel grounded in a surprising amount of humanity.
My student loans being paid off has literally nothing to do with whether debt forgiveness is good policy. There are literally thousands of things I help pay for that I donโt personally need in my present situation. Itโs fine. Itโs a society.
Another gentle reminder for anyone who needs one that Washington, D.C. is a real city where real people live and work. And the people who live and work there, including near the Capitol, deserve to feel as safe as anyone else.
The funniest thing about Matsson is that when they introduced him, he kinda came off like a very handsome and impossibly cool guy. Itโs not surprising that he now seems abusive and toxic, but itโs remarkable how much theyโve also made him into a huge dork.
#SuccessionHBO
Make sure you're not clenching your teeth. See if you can drop your shoulders from up by your ears. Take a couple deep and slow breaths. Wiggle your toes. If closing your eyes makes you dizzy, you need a break. (A few tips from many anxiety years.)
๐๐ฝ IT ๐๐ฝ IS ๐๐ฝ WORSE ๐๐ฝNOW ๐๐ฝ THAN ๐๐ฝ IT ๐๐ฝ WAS ๐๐ฝ WHEN ๐๐ฝ YOU ๐๐ฝ WERE ๐๐ฝ FREAKING ๐๐ฝ OUT ๐๐ฝ ABOUT ๐๐ฝ IT ๐๐ฝ
Iโm open to explanations of why this keeps happening on this desk at this publication. Iโm open to explanations and arguments of why itโs not what it looks like, or why it is and not troubling. But a lot of snide eye-rolling as if itโs a silly question is not it.
I want to address something Jimmy Kimmel says here. "Comedy is very democratic. The people who are great, rise to the top; the people who are good, rise to the middle; and the people who arenโt good, donโt make it."
Dan is absolutely correct. Publishing a piece by a young or new writer when you know the piece doesnโt have value and will result only in the person being made fun of or dumped on (which will get you traffic) is unethical.
To all of you struggling: Take care of yourself. Go somewhere quiet. See a movie. Meditate. Tell someone you trust that you need them to give you a hug and not ask you why. Go home; mental health counts as health for going home sick purposes. Talk if you need. You're important.
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
I despise these headlines, I have to tell you. As somebody who hasn't seen anybody in my family in months, I really don't like the glib assumption that we've all moved on. It's not remotely cute.
For some reason, seeing my book at Target has been something I really really wanted. And the pandemic delayed it for a long time. But today, I was victorious.
I love theater kids. Love them. They are not the only good kids, I am not saying that. But I love, love theater kids. They are so absurdly earnest, so fearless and dorky and committed and beautiful. All the hearts.
#TonyAwards
Can there just be one magazine called Everything Women Enjoy Is Embarrassing and you can put all your judgy-ass op-eds in there, and I'll burn it as fuel in my red lipstick factory?
Second of all: Right in this same piece, they're talking about CK being given a spot on stage. A spot many people would kill for. Giving him that spot is a specific choice made by a specific person or people. That doesn't just *happen*.
I just want to say about KNIVES OUT and GLASS ONION both โ with the understanding that theyโre not everybodyโs thing, which is fine! โ The structural choices that sort of divide these films into thirds (tell, tell again, conclude) are specifically what I like.
Itโs a fascinating idea that people sometimes fail to distinguish between ruining *your career* and ruining the version of your career that would have made the most money for other people.
I don't talk about politics. I'm not allowed to talk about politics. I don't consider it politics to say that listening to children cry desperately for their parents made me feel physically ill. That is a truth, and perhaps my insistence that I'm still a human.
The Amazon show "Good Girls Revolt," which is about workplace gender discrimination, had to try to gain the approval of executive leadership now accused of harassment. It died. I don't have time to be sad about a man drain.
The reason you have to be aware of whether your shows are inclusive is not because women otherwise aren't good enough. It's because you, as a curator, have antennae that are naturally more likely to hear some voices than others. That's true, in my opinion, of basically everyone.
Tomorrow, I go back to work after a four-week break to address a burnout โฆ crisis, I would say. I donโt want to talk about what it meant to me too much, because I know itโs a tremendous privilege to be able to do that.
Iโm not trying to stir up any wild controversy with my hot takes, but some of the hype that goes to cinnamon and ginger in the winter should go to cardamom.
I'm not linking to it, but if you're posting news stories that literally do nothing but try to shame actors you remember for working regular jobs, you are bad at news and also at humanity. Ridiculing people for working, of all things.
I hate this depersonalization of the ways that people become famous, get opportunities to remain famous, and get opportunities to recover from stumbles. Those are all choices. It's not an algorithm.
I think sometimes about the size of a library full of the books that weren't written, the movies and shows that weren't made, the music that was never played because of the way marginalized and vulnerable creative people were treated.
Also, we are in no danger of running out of powerful, influential dudes. The culture lost more the day Roger Ebert died than it has in this entire weaselflood.
I think Fran Drescher, among other things, is exhausted in the particular way I have only ever seen people involved in union negotiations be exhausted.
For crying out loud, leave people alone. I don't know what's driving this extremely weird "you're being too cautious!" lecture circuit, but if people want to ease themselves into things slowly, leave them alone.
It's very difficult to know what constitutes rational behavior during a pandemic like COVID-19 so there's a a limit to how much you might judge anybody's choices.
But I'd argue one sign of *irrationality* is if a person doesn't change their behavior much after being vaccinated.
A thing I've learned in adulthood: rest is not what you do when you're not doing the things on your list. Rest should be on your list. And if it isn't, and you find that it demands to be done, it's just as important as any task.