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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
5 years
Me at Coachella 2007 20 mins before i smoked Cali weed for the first time and forgot EVERY SINGLE word of my set. Still killed it.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
9 months
whilst i’m able to take responsibility for my own actions i can hand on heart say that a big part of the reason i would get myself into these states was because of the relentless bullying and constant surveillance and scrutiny this man had me under. FOR NO REASON. Anyway, karmas…
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Lily Allen
3 years
i’d like to see you try
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
1 year
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Lily Allen
9 months
following on from my tweet yesterday, i see that some think i was blaming Dan Wooton for my dependencies. I don’t expect people to understand the pain associated with being harassed in the very public way that i was for a good 15 years. but just because you can’t understand it,…
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
1 year
The nepo babies y’all should be worrying about are the ones working for legal firms,the ones working for banks,and the ones working in politics, If we’re talking about real world consequences and robbing people of opportunity. BUT that’s none of my business.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
i’m going to write some bangers again soon, i’ve decided.
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Lily Allen
6 years
Someone gave me a line of what I assumed to be cocaine at the Glamour awards once, but it turned out to be Ketamine. I was thrown out (passed over some railings) of the Glamour awards for being in a k hole.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
Poor beautiful spirit @ddlovato I hope she’s ok, and that she makes a full recovery soon.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
4 years
Solidarity with Taylor here, this sounds awful, and people wonder why music hasn’t had its #MeToo moment ?
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
4 years
Don’t know what else to do
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Lily Allen
4 years
Is she insinuating that the angry fans (harmless teenagers) are too young to understand how business works, while upholding the idea that 14 year old Taylor Swift wasn’t ? Ok then !
@RealCandaceO
Candace Owens
4 years
@taylorswift13 One of the most toxic forms of feminism I’ve ever seen. Using angry fans who don’t know how business works to apply pressure to people who are under no contractual obligation to let you use what was SOLD to them. Once a 🐍. Always a 🐍 #TeamScooter
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Lily Allen
9 months
It’s hard not to feel incensed when there are so many people posting about Sinead and how fearless she was, people who would never in a million years align themselves with with anybody who stood for something or had anything remotely controversial to say. It’s so spineless. If…
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
My tits are both feminists
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
8 years
@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted IN you moron
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
never has much to say about men.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
2 Years Drug and Alcohol free today ! Getting clean is the BEST thing i ever did, and i’ve done a lot of cool shit. Come see me in the play i’ve been working on. @222aghoststory link in bio for tix !
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
1 year
Racisty Rollers
@Ottojizzmark
Otto Von Jizzmark
1 year
Name the Band.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
4 years
Because people keep voting conservative.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
15 YEARS OLD TODAY !!!!
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
When they taught us about Nazi Germany in school, I could never understand how Hitler managed to get everyone onside, I mean, I really could not understand how that happened. I look at what’s happening now and tactics being used and I’m starting to see how.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
1 year
To all the people that have never heard of me and are complaining about me having made it onto this list, please go and listen to my Live Lounge cover of Naive by The Kooks.
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Buzzing Pop
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The best 20 solo singers of this century, according to @TheTimes :
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
9 months
The world really did a number on Sinead O’Oconnor. RIP Angel.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 months
well well well.
@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
10 months
GB News presenter Dan Wootton used multiple fake identities to trick and bribe scores of men into revealing compromising sexual material. The victims included members of the public, his own colleagues and a senior executive at News UK
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
The people that don’t find my tweets funny are the people who like Mrs Browns Boys. at least that’s what i’m telling myself.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
2 years
hi guys, took a break, seem to have been unfollowed by 6million people. oh well. nice to be back
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Lily Allen
3 years
for people asking me about music industry stuff today - it would be good if some power wielding male artists spoke up, because women just get called bitter and hysterical when they try to talk about their experiences, in my..... experience.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
🐣🐇🐰 Happy Easter 🐣🐇🐰
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Lily Allen
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
11 years
Hello, im Lily Allen, http://t.co/ZMzFgAR2Cg .
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
oh that’s nice news, i think this song was recorded before the app even existed so i’m pretty pleased with that.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 years
“Fuck You” by @LilyAllen has reached 200 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her second song to achieve this.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
When you know you will never do the washing up again.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
9 months
last nights look
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 months
Speaking of 17 year olds, say Happy Birthday to Alright, Still !
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Lily Allen
6 years
No I didn’t, why you lying for ?
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 months
Thoughts are with those starting their post Glastonbury comedowns today, YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS. It will take somewhere between a week and month depending on your age and what exactly you may have consumed, but you will get through this.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
7 years
If this had happened when you were editing the Mirror, you'd be listening to all their voicemails now, wouldn't you ? You insidious prick.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
7 years
Pipe down @lilyallen , you ridiculous virtue-signalling, PC-crazed, attention-seeking, hate-stirring, deluded clown.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
Thanks hun.
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Lily Allen
9 months
last nights look.
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Lily Allen
7 years
That’s what makes you a gutter journalist.
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
7 years
If I were a Hollywood starlet & I didn't have my own sordid story to tell about Harvey Weinstein, I'd probably make one up now. #whynotme
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 months
i’m right about most things
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Tam Tam
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Lily Allen was right about Dan Wootton!
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
why are you imagining what my tits look like anyway, and why is it my responsibility to preserve that fantasy ? fuck off pls
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
3 years
Braless Lily Allen leaves little to the imagination in a semi-sheer top after making her West End debut in 2:22 A Ghost Story
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
5 years
If they were dressed in a floor length gown and had Greenpeace emblazoned across their body, I’d hand them the microphone.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
And overhated
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liam 🦦
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Lily Allen is underrated
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
5 years
COMING TO BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Lily Allen
5 years
Fashion Destroyer ✨
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Lily Allen
5 years
Even funnier how they took it away when I wrote about being assualted by one. 😂
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Lily Allen
6 years
There would be no incentive to come and talk to you if an album was already a commercial success. That’s not how promotion works. Nice try tho, we all know you’re a pussy who can’t back it.
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Piers Morgan
6 years
Hi Lily, I told the team I wouldn't interview you until or if your new album is a hit. So, probably never. Sorry to disappoint, love Piers. x
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Lily Allen
6 years
I’ll stop wearing the necklace when you apologise for hacking the phones of dead children. Deal ? Calling me reprehensible for wearing a necklace.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 years
Doesn't make it any less reprehensible the longer you wear it. Why have you got a machine gun around your neck?
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
8 years
It's a free country Katie, you use your platforms to incite hate, and I will use mine to do the opposite. #freespeech
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
Fuck off fuck face
@David_Cameron
David Cameron
6 years
Well done @England on the fantastic achievement of reaching the #WorldCup semi-finals. It wasn’t to be this time, but you played like lions and made us all so proud. 🦁🦁🦁 #ThreeLions
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
11 months
Brexit was dumb
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Lily Allen
9 months
mellow yellow latex hello
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Lily Allen
3 years
We need to reclaim football from England thugs.
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Lily Allen
3 years
Great that Piers Morgan has finally got a platform to air his opinions.
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Lily Allen
3 years
Seaspiracy should be called Conspirasea, you won’t change my mind.
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Lily Allen
3 years
Every Christmas, there comes a point where I run out of oatcakes, crackers or other cheese vehicles. At this point, I should probably stop but instead I start to spread the soft cheeses atop the harder ones, that point is now.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
everything is trash. everywhere, trash.
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Lily Allen
3 years
he is also not poor enough.
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Lily Allen
3 years
oh look, some truly pathetic and entirely predictable behavior from England fans.
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Lily Allen
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Mary Lost
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 | BREAKING: The government will ban disposable vapes [ @Telegraph ]
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Lily Allen
3 years
reading about the Plymouth shootings, so so tragic and sad, thoughts with victims families, obviously, but also wondering why i keep reading that incident not terror related. he self identified as an incel and misogynist, misogyny is terror, in my books this is terrorism.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
7 years
Horrified hearing about what's going on in Manchester . Bless everyone x
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
5 years
Fuck You is 10. Send me your fuck you anthems and let's make a playlist...
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 years
That was basically the best thing I've ever seen #BangerzTour #MileyCyrus 💥💥💃💃👅👅👄👄
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Lily Allen
3 years
Nice to see Jedward being reliably iconic this morning
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 years
Just saw Harry Styles having hair extensions put in #exclusive
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Lily Allen
4 years
I've got a big announcement tomorrow... I can’t tell you what yet, but if you want to feel empowered and give yourself a little self love, stay tuned.
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Lily Allen
9 years
This Taylor Swift song reminds me of Sixpence None the Richer . In a good way
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
5 years
Happy Fathers Day to all the Mums being both !
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
8 years
My thoughts are with @KeshaRose today. I'm sorry you've had to endure this experience.
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Lily Allen
6 years
LOOK AT MY 2014 NEATLY TRIMMED VAGINA, 3 HUMANS CAME OUT OF THERE. #NoShame June 8th 🤪
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Lily Allen
3 years
Bizznizz
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Lily Allen
3 years
i started a decent song today. 1st time back in the studio for a looooooooooooooong time. happy.
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Lily Allen
6 years
Maybe 40 year old man should stop lecturing much younger and more successful woman about how to do her job.
@PerezHilton
Perez Hilton
6 years
Um... WOW. @diplo went in about music streaming!!!
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Lily Allen
3 years
They’re ballots Donald, you can’t disappear them with fancy lawyers as if they were victims of sexual assault.......Sir.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I had such a big lead in all of these states late into election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward!
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
4 years
Gonna tell my kids this is me
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
7 years
I love Little Mix
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Lily Allen
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@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
10 months
GB News presenter Dan Wootton used multiple fake identities to trick and bribe scores of men into revealing compromising sexual material. The victims included members of the public, his own colleagues and a senior executive at News UK
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Lily Allen
2 months
April 20th !!!!
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
10 years
i'm watching zoella videos on youtube.
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Lily Allen
3 years
little bit of glam for a little bit of work today. 😘
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
6 years
If @piersmorgan actually gave a fuck about inner city youth violence, he’d spend less time proviking people like me and Raheem and more time lobbying his actual mates,who could do something about cuts to policing and youth services.Necklaces and tattoos are NOT the problem here
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
ugh the British media/establishment is so angry with Meghan for showing the world how irrelevant and unnecessary they are. They will stop at nothing to try and destroy her. I’m so happy for them that they escaped.
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Lily Allen
6 years
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Lily Allen
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see also, “she was drunk and wearing a short skirt and make up, what did she expect ?” a bit of humanity, empathy perhaps?
@nickhaines591
Nick.
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@JayTee8772 @lilyallen Sounds like Harry and Meghan....leave us alone..until WE want publicity on our terms. Life doesn't work that way.
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Lily Allen
3 years
The news outlets are finally shutting him off and calling him a liar which is nice. Its kind of like your date putting a condom on once he’s flaccid and already cum in you.
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
7 years
Bad Friday Agreement
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Lily Allen
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
3 years
me and me mum and me dad and me gran.
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Lily Allen
5 years
Might run for MEP
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@lilyallen
Lily Allen
4 years
That’s kind of the point, if this can happen one of the most successful and powerful women in the industry, imagine what’s happening to the ones you don’t hear about.
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@lilyallen
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@officialcharts
Official Charts
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Lily Allen's sumptuous cover of Keane's Somewhere Only We Know is ✨ officially ✨ the biggest Christmas song of the 21st century by a British artist 🇬🇧 @lilyallen
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Lily Allen
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Lily Allen
3 years
There is nothing to look forward to but eating.
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Lily Allen
6 years
5 year old daughter : I know what kind of party you’re having Mum. Me: really darling ? I’m not having a party this year. 5 year old daughter : yes you are it’s a surprise one.
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