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Un Culo Bendecío'

10 months

Whatever projection, negativity, I'll-will, evil eye you come to bring onto me shall be energetically blocked and sent back twice fold...believe me it will.

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@lagranbxtch

8 months

Omgggg and we here twerkinggggg

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In case you are wondering what they are putting in the heads of young Russian girls today…

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

I dated a man for a while and I was so unhappy. Nigga was walking around shirtless in my home opening fridges without putting in ONE DOLLA for any of my bills. I felt like the wackest bitch everrrr

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

4 months

@MrsJellySantos I'm sad for her but no man named Yayo is coming near my child I'm sorry. Busquen hombre que por lo menos aparentan serio

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

@_shesdarkskiin Someone tagged us in ig on a meme that said "two of my followers have the same boyfriend" 🤣🤣🤣

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

He's like why aren't you affectionate cause motherfckrr I got real life bills and you here taking space SUBTRACTING from me

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

I tried that broke shit you guys promote here and no leave my ass with the men that spend money and pay bills bye

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

My father would be so ashamed if he knew this happened to me

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

He did not live in my home He lived elsewhere

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

4 months

@fanajacobs I mean I don't blame her

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

Okay to add some more context He wasn't a bum like homeless and I don't think he had money issues like that He was just soooo self absorbed and involved.

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@lagranbxtch

8 months

And you bitches hating on him!!! Smh wow. Poor Chuck E. Cheese

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8 months

Chuck E. Cheese has an official backstory He was an orphaned mouse who didn't know his own birthday. To make up for it, he'd host parties for children

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@lagranbxtch

11 months

@prettygirll4L If you make me choose between me and you imma always chose me! So if gotta go to save me I'm out!

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

Imagine carrying a child for 9months and they grow up and do shit like this

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2 years

Barbershop 💈 time

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

I'm shaped like this in xxs

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10 months

I hope women shaped like this are having a good day

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

Wait...y'all didn't get the memo? We don't date Dominican men anymore.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

@DontWorryBoutB He falling for it cause he just like him. Cause how the fuck we all reading the same mess and he come up with that conclusion

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

@CELE6RITY @Word2myKnicks Cause that's that popped chick that stood with them through the broke times. Now she got body and drip and in the hood that's enough.

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

The saddest thing about dating is that you start talking to someone and you have mad things in common mutual interests mad chemistry "the vibe" is there. Then out of nowhere a person decides that maybe there's something better for them.

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@lagranbxtch

9 months

@ArrozYUnGandul No it's true tho. I learned this with my bestie. She was hesistant to put me as her child's emergency contact cause of my immature phone habits. It's true. It's not about entitlement it's about community and reliability

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

@gaialect That's why this year I ain't saying shit..I ran out of shit to say

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@lagranbxtch

4 months

@MrsJellySantos Her biggest mistake was allowing her child to be sacrificed for another child. She bugging.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

No one owes you shit but I rather deal with people who at least try to give you common decency and respect.

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@lagranbxtch

4 months

@MrsJellySantos Lmfao dike Yayo 😩😩 he did her a favor she should get more choosy next time she's good looking she'll be okay.

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@lagranbxtch

4 months

@MrsJellySantos Girl...around my kid un aspiring delincuente? Jamassssssss

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

You can't trust a person who doesn't like children. This is is not debatable

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

9 months

My parents were not affectionate with me and that's why I'm weird with the extra hugs and hand holding. But with my son! I show my baby so much love and affection I don't want him to grow up feeling so cold like me.

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Un Culo Bendec��o'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

@savagee_hennyy @hudpost What you mean he had no right? He had EVERY RIGHT to fight for his life

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

So my son this morning comes and asks me the funniest question ever. He comes with a new toy and asks me this "mom can I name my toy Mamahuevo?" Lmfaooo I was like "name him WHATT" he's like I heard it before at my fathers it's a nice name. 😳🤣😓

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 months

@LenValyrian When I call parents and they act annoyed at the fact I am calling them I always apologize and ask them if they prefer me to call their emergency contact instead😂😂😂

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

@nu_mindframe Unfortunately it's just the way things are. We literally share a body and are connected to our mothers. It's very common for someone who has suffer so much abuse by their mother still yearns for mothers touch. It's just nature.

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

I am very affectionate I just can't fake the funk

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

@Nellis_3 I couldn't work csuse he didn't care enough. I pay all my bills alone.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

@Word2myKnicks These are the bitches that are making designer look cheap 😩

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

@adoseofmars Except that he was a Capricorn Sun and that's how we love that's why we are so careful to fall in love.

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

@BIGBRO718 I still haven't recovered mentally from that

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

Niggas in group chats are corny gossipy bitches grow up

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

Ya go on vacation and think YA KNOW how life really is in DR. Do y'all know high school education IS A PRIVILEGE ? Most people don't have access to clean water? HAVE YA BEEN TO THE HOSPITALS ? Not the rich ppl one. The average salary about $400 monthly and that's a lot.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

Dating a non smoker is kinda wack sometimes cause now you judging my ashtray I feeeeeel it 😩

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

@imchasingdreamz We just have to mind our business that's it! They didn't ask us for our opinions

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

@UncleSego For tummy aches diarrhea gassy stomach viruses Baking soda lime and a little water mixed. You'll let out a big burp and you'll be fine soon!

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

Ya don't know me especially not off a few tweets...sometimes I'm here tweeting about how I felt 4 years ago.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

Don't underestimate the blessing behind things falling apart

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

If you don't have kind gestures I'm never falling In love....and I hate me a person that wants me to accept the way they love and not the way I wanna be loved.

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@lagranbxtch

7 months

I'm an adult with a whole child you not catching me outside with my whole ass out. You can be sexy without being raunchy. I hate the way you hoes dress...omg fashionova styling all day.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

I always keep it real cause being a liar is for pussies. Yeah I said that yeah I did that and what you gonna do about it ?

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

@ArrozYUnGandul @platodemoro I feel like this bout the men too. Not everyone can touch me only them I deem worthy.

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

@ehveeee Si me pasa otravez fue Que me gusto minimo

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

I wish I would've spent more time growing up learning what I'm learning now

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

@sixinchbeys Bronx girls are naturally funny

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

@Omowale99949437 Tell us more about how you love men and just find women sexually attractive

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 months

@bitcoinzay Their husbands PROVIDEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

Idk y'all keep the soft men....I want a man to build me a house and comes to the rescue when I need him

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@lagranbxtch

9 months

Sometimes you don't win all the time but you leave the war as a skilled soldier.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

I'm a sucker for a man that treats me delicately...like I know I'm not always polite to men but wow when they hit me with that princess treatment I really soften the fuck up.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

I yearn for a genuine connection. Someone who has observed me seen the imperfect parts and still wants to be a part of me. The conversations should flow and we can't keep our hands and lips off each other..always loving fun and playful

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

9 months

Mf spinning the block on me is a sign of disrespect, you still think I'm stupid??

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

Sex is soooooo important some people are just good at sex too but what I want is more than that. I want our brains and body to melt together and that only happens when I feel safe with you.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

Sometimes I wake up sad for no particular reason..I take this as a sign that I need a break from giving to others and give to myself. Even if it's isolating till I get myself right again.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

Once a man triggers an aggressive response out of me I don't know how to be a lady again 🤣🤣🤣 or anything of that nature for example...if you make me feel like I gotta defend myself loudly I would never know peace with you.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

@GgV0gue You know people learn and change after motherhood... smh you people are so fucking judgy

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

A person on survival mode can't love you properly

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

Ya grow up with terrible parents and grow up and decide to be the same or worst. Cause y'all out here trying to teach survival lessons to a human that didn't even ask you to be brought into this world

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

Another day another perfect pink

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

I hate a cheap man. A cheap man is never a good leader. A good leader is generous. Imagine Jesus fighting over who he gonna split his miraculous fish bread and wine with? Only a lowly man would.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

@natlawyerchic @GoochieGoddess I'd take the rest of the money and order a hit smh

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

Having your shit together is really tough. Everyone wanna ride off your stability and ya could kiss my ass before I do that

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

Giving yourself to God is the safest thing you can do. If you're looking for safety,for love, to fill a void ask God to fill it how he sees fit and trust.

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@lagranbxtch

9 months

Ya be so thirsty The fomo hit ya so hard Y'all hang around people who only love to be around you to humiliate you. People that will hang you to dry for something so meaningless like laughs from strangers or to sleep with your person just cause they can.

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@lagranbxtch

10 months

Doing the inner work is a lonely journey

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@lagranbxtch

8 months

@Kc0602094162 Have you met Russian women? Lmfao them bitches bout every life, heartless and stay in shape. We Americans are too spoiled 🤣🤣🤣

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@lagranbxtch

7 months

This is so true. A woman can stop you from reaching your goals if you aren't strong about your convictions. Have your goals and get you a woman who supports you through em.

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Yo girl can definitely hold u back if u let her have her way

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@lagranbxtch

8 months

@ilianuhh She did look at that posture

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 month

Talking stage really fucked everyone up. We have 3 dates to decided if your want to be with me. Go talk to someone else for years and months and shit

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 month

I know she lying cause why she threw Sire in there talking about handcuffs for nothing....Ma'am you not about to imply Diddy not guilty and use your child as an example! Take that kid 50

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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50 Cent’s babymama Daphne Joy accuses him of raping and physically abusing her

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@lagranbxtch

2 years

We need garbage cans all over...YALL TOOK THEM FROM THE HOOD!

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2 years

BREAKING: @NYCSanitation hires @McKinsey to do a comprehensive study on what NYC needs to finally get trash off the sidewalk (couldn't we have just called the mayor of Barcelona?):

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@lagranbxtch

7 months

Very but that's natural when you have chemistry

Linda🇩🇴

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7 months

how important is great sex in a relationship?

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@lagranbxtch

3 months

You gotta be some desperate unloved ass hoe to want this experience

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

9 months

Ladies: he's not too busy he just hates you

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

I'm always in and out of depression...I just don't make it that obvious 🥴

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

11 months

@soulmuva I went through this with my ex and I had someone suggest that he was jealous of me....it didn't really sink in until it was all over and I was thinking back. Like wow I was so desensitized that I never noticed it.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

I'm happy tho but damn

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

You can just go get a lil job or something?

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@milccmarrie

10 months

I’ll sale pussy for my nigga so fast before he ever gotta go hit a lick . Sit yo ass down . Jail is real . They gone keep you , ima get a little misdemeanor

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

@tha99andthe2000 @blahzyblahzy @Thee_Valley_Cee @ericadriner Not only that but many women get irritations from pads.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

11 months

I don't fuck with bitches that always got a problem with someone. The type that be swearing they're highly intuitive and can smell a bad vibe...whole time they the whole vibe.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

If you really loved and respect yourself you wouldn't give access to you so easily. No one should be touching you that's not worthy.

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

A mans character will turn me on more than his looks.... Looks don't mean shit to me

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

9 months

I take pride in being a nurturer, it's my favorite thing about me

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

I need a remote job so I can stay home drinking coffee smoking weed cooking and cleaning in Skims

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

I like my men thirsty up my Assssss otherwise I don't think it's going to work

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

11 months

I feel we are also tooooooo invested in peoples personal life. Eyes on your own paper.

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@lagranbxtch

1 year

Don't be okay with people treating you terribly and saying they love you...let em keep that

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

8 months

Conversations w God

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

2 years

Like ya not even from there ya just American tourist with Dominican parents. So wtf ya talking about dike ya disappointed....gran mierda por mucho Que aportan...

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

1 year

If you're real with yourself no one can make you feel no type of way about you

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

10 months

These are the men that we have out here....lmfao 🙄🙄🙄 imagine me entertaining this. Imagine me giving him a list? 🤣🤣🤣

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Un Culo Bendecío'

@lagranbxtch

7 months

For me sex initiates a relationship we are just getting to know each other til we have sex. After sex we in a relationship and I don't wanna hear no one else with you cause it better just be me.

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@lagranbxtch

3 months

You take care of me and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you

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@lagranbxtch

8 months

Haiti is a country who's wealth disparity amongst the citizens is insane. The government and outside corps steal their resources and keep your ppl poor but the fight y'all chose is the one with DR like be fr fr

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