Uwakmfon💋 @jarofwazy Twitter profile

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Uwakmfon💋

4 months

Someone said, “Don’t borrow grief from the future. Everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to” and I felt that😯

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

4 months

No lady contributed for this woman😂. I didn’t either and you say I should hate men??? Never😂😂

MumZee✨🇳🇬

@_DebbieOA

4 months

To everyone responsible for this, I don't have words, but I've cried out my heart in prayers for every one who donated, reposted and wished me well. My head hurts and I just want to sleep. Thank you all so much. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@jarofwazy

11 months

First date and he took me to the clinic first to run blood tests like HIV, hepatitis B,etc…those tests to check if we are compatible. Lol I followed him cos I was curious to know my status sha.

no idea

@ummnoidea

11 months

what's your worst first date experience?

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@jarofwazy

7 months

This is Bernard Godwin. He was my childhood friend but we lost contact. We reconnected on Twitter. I sent 250k to him because I wanted to use his foreign card to shop online. After series of excuses, he blocked me on WhatsApp and deleted his Twitter account.

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@elsavanilla

7 months

This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill. For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.

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@jarofwazy

1 year

I’ve served my country🥰✅ I don hang boot o😁

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@jarofwazy

11 months

@tsuwaGAIM On the first date? It was weird.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

If PH people were like some Yorubas in Lag, they would have pursued Aks people from Rivers State o Bcos everywhere in this PH, you must see an Akwaibomite. We are everywhere hustling. Thank God Rivers people are not tribalistic👍🏾

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@jarofwazy

11 months

Don’t be a fine girl without Jesus😌🥰 Happy new week🌚

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Hello 25🥰 Happy birthday to meeee💃🏽 This new year, I’ll experience quantum growth in my business, career and Finances. Cheers to my year of congratulations 🥂

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Transportation in Uyo is simple and cheap. Navigating the city is so easy. I love this city❤️

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

4 months

@BabyApama I love men o😂😂

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@jarofwazy

4 months

@teeudo_ Lol I no know o

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@eyen_ibibio Again I ask, am I a spoon???😭

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

So yesterday I was no longer a PCM🙃😎 Congratulations to meee😊

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@jarofwazy

8 months

Eyin Nsit Ibom🥰 Happy Belated Birthday Akwaibom❤️

The_VoiceActor❤

@IamFavour27

8 months

Akwaibom is turning 36 tomorrow!! Akwaibomites let’s identify ourselves with our LGA’s I’m from Uruan😊

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@jarofwazy

2 months

What a grand thing, to be loved🥰🥰

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@jarofwazy

7 months

He was a stock trader and he was always flaunting his wealth. It was shocking to me that he ran because of just 250k. Lol someone that was bragging to me that he will even gift me 100k😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

Happy Convocation to me😊 Super Lioness😎 UNN, my Alma mater❤️

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@jarofwazy

1 year

How to speak in Akwaibom Accent 1. Pronounce “G” as “K” e.g instead of God, say Kod or instead of Give, say Kive 😭😭 2. Pronounce “J” as “Y” e.g instead of Jagaban,say Yakaban or instead of June,say Yune 😂😂 Add yours.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

11 months

@tsuwaGAIM Nah but we were only compatible medically.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

8 months

My forehead and I representing🌚

IYAWO THINNA BODI 👅

@Thinna_Bodi

8 months

My Akwa Ibom ladies please bless us with fine jpegs 🙌 Don’t air me 🥹

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

Akwaibom to the world 😊😊

Chelsea FC Women

@ChelseaFCW

1 year

In with the first team tonight! 👏💙 #CFCW #UWCL

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@jarofwazy

7 months

His handle was @Yel_swilldog . He later changed it to @boneandtissue 🙄🙄

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Akwaibomites are so gullible that a candidate will use 50 naira drink and building of more hotels to campaign. It can never happen in Lagos. Did Akwa ibom people come to this world to ina ina and dia uwem only?😂😂

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Ekpang Nkukwo cooked with goat meat, 'biscuit bone' n smoked fish is GOATED😭😋😋🙌

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

4 months

I love this era I’m gradually getting into…being able to buy the things I want and need😌🤭

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

5 months

First Slide: Original Malt✅ Second Slide: Both are fake😭

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

8 months

Akwacross people will not kill me…what is this song?😂😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

Happy birthday to meeee🤗🤗🥰 May this new year be the best year so far☺️

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@jarofwazy

11 months

@UdemeOkono Clients😂😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

4 years

@Alan_yournextbf @cuppymusic What do u ppl want from her? She has done everything to satisfy the youths and u ppl are still dragging her. Abeg rest🙄🙄

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

I hope YPP wins the gubernatorial election in Akwa ibom. Udom must be dealt with🙄

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

11 months

@tsuwaGAIM Of course i know this. But there’s food date, picnic date, art gallery date,etc. I didn’t know there’s clinic date too😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

If you wanted to marry an Akwaibom woman pls hold on till Umo Eno wins😂 Drinks will be cheaper in his tenure. Imagine buying a crate of beer for 500naira😂😂 Buy them during Happy Hour and send them to your in-laws😂😂😭

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

April dump🌚

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

8 months

A vendor once told me that the reason why my new wig is already rough,dull and “flying” everywhere after just few days of using the hair is because I’m using the hair to enter Keke. I was dumbfounded😂😂😂See finish🥹😂

ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE

@_theladymo

8 months

Ordered bone straight “raw donor hair” from this IG vendor, it arrived looking rough and dull. I texted her to complain and she said “Have you restyled your hair?” Is that how it works? You’re supposed to restyle a new straight hair immediately after buying it?

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@_Ayishaa_ This!!! I want to be a wife first before being a mother. Flex life with my husband before children take our attention. Lol I doubt my mother will understand😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

Omo Akwaibom girls are beautiful abeg😍😍See fine girl na

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@EstherUmoh10

2 years

Greatness ☺️

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Solomon_Buchi “Garden Wedding” is the type of wedding I want to have. It’s so beautiful Congratulations 🎊

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@77_Hzk First date question: "What's your Twitter handle?" It's not the solution but omo😩

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

@lollypeezle Yoruba people tweeting like South Africans 😭😭

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@jarofwazy

11 months

@nzan_austin I understand why he did that. No

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Naija_PR I think selling of goats. Like buying goats from the north and selling it in the South.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

There’s a telegram group i joined. It’s called “Praying wives”. We pray majorly for our husbands and children for 30mins. No, it’s NOT a “God gimme husband” kind of prayer. We are interceding for our future already. I’m so blessed I found that group😌

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@jarofwazy

3 months

@briticoyemo Put some respect to our name😂

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@Girl_isBlessed Why are u like this??? The last line wasn't necessary 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

11 months

Restaurants in Akwa Ibom do not use dog meat to cook their foods o. It is dumb to refuse to eat outside just because you’re afraid they used dog meat🙄🙄 Pls note that dog meat is a special delicacy. It has its own joint and it’s not everywhere.

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Juicceyy "You will call 1000 and 2000000 people will answer you" Ahhh🥰 That's a powerful prayer ❤️

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

6 months

Take two🙃🌚

💘 GLAMBYYHETTY💄 👸 Yetunde

@yhettyqueen1_

6 months

Drop a picture of yourself wearing Ankara

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

3 years

Hallelujah💃💃 Graduate of mechanical engineering😊 Straight outta UNN 😎

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

9 months

It’s a good day to flaunt my fish plug cos she dey over try o. Twitter people, if you’re looking for delicious and big fish pls contact this woman. I love the fact that she’s very affordable @MarygoldOkon This is her contact 0812 316 4352

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

"If you run well, people will come to you and offer Nike shoes. If you go around asking for Nike shoes in order to start running, no one will offer" -Kunal Shah

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

1 year

🌚🌚

Naija

@Naija_PR

1 year

Flaunt your lock screen in this thread

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@EtuboLion White goat, I want to hear you say all those nonsense you used to type on this twitter😂 This voice doesn’t fit the agbero in you. Please make a video for us😂

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

7 months

Me: I’m from Akwaibom. Him: Oh really? You don’t look like an Akwaibomite. You look Igbo. Me: How? Him: You’re beautiful Me: So Aks girls are not beautiful ?👀 Him: Uhmmmm that’s not what I mean. Me: 👀👀😠

Media Boyfriend

@MediaBoyfriend

8 months

But how Akwa Ibom people dey look? Haha.. una no go keel me for this sochu media. Well, we don't give a F. 😄🤧 🎥 Tiktok | obongrhex

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@jarofwazy

1 year

I have been to about 4 markets since I came to PH and one thing is common. All those boys that usually grind pepper,afang,tomatoes,etc are always from Akwa ibom . It’s surprising to me lol. Is it like that in your own area?

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

4 months

Maybe instead of preaching hell fire,condemnation,death,judgement in the bus, why not preach about the love of God and how to have an intimate relationship with God?🤷🏽‍♀️ You’ll reach more people when you do that tbh.

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Warepamorsammy Am I a witch? Cos why am I watching this video with these facial expressions??😂😂😂

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@jarofwazy

9 months

Cos you asked nicely😌

Chioma ❁

@bzingers

10 months

10. Quote this with a 5secs video of yourself 😊

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@jarofwazy

1 year

When I am rich, I want my kids to understand that I am the one that’s rich and they are broke.

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@jarofwazy

7 months

2019 but still elite❤️

OB

@CFC_OBED

7 months

A throw back picture/ video of you that is still elite ?

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Pls the short form of my name is not “Uwa” or “Uwak”😭😭 It’s either you shorten it by calling me Mfon or Wazzy🙏🏾

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

Fed Govt Pikin🥰

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Not having interest in Politics doesn't mean that Politics won't have interest in you.

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Good morning, I've decided I'm fucking amazing and I love every inch of myself🥰. Please join me.

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@OluyokoTosin Which Igbo person is struggling for a major post in Yoruba land?

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Happy democracy Day I am Obidient 😊

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@jarofwazy

2 years

She walked with God. That was her game changing strategy.

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@Moore_Qx This is hard💪🥰 I'll recreate this soon😊

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@jarofwazy

4 months

I’m so happy that I’m at work too.

Wolfie 🐺

@TheIgboWolf

4 months

So happy i resumed work a day after new year

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

3 years

@_Oroboghene Nawa o. If the respect wasn't there, u will still complain. The respect goes both ways. Your husband is more respected too as he's married to you. Stop acting as a victim🙄🙄

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

Carry the Gospel of Peter Obi to radio stations plsss. I don't like the analysis I'm hearing on radio. Our older generation get most of their news on radio. Let's invade there...

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@jarofwazy

4 months

I was wrong…I love it🥰 It smells amazing. Shine shine bobo😂😂

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@jarofwazy

4 months

Body oil 9k. For what na??😏

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@umatdon How can Tinubu have 11k in Rivers? It’s too much

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@jarofwazy

1 year

PH bolé dey carry me go where I no know o😂

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@jarofwazy

7 months

@novieverest This is not the case o. I sent money to his card. The card didn’t work. I told him to send the money back. He sent a screenshot of a transaction. The money didn’t drop in my account. He said he will go to his bank blah blah blah. After series of excuses, he blocked me.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

2 years

In 2023, I won't reinforce failure in any party. I will vote for a candidate, not for a party. I will vote for Peter Obi. Please say the same and retweet. We are tired. Enough is enough.

Peter Obi

@PeterObi

2 years

I have resigned my membership in the Peoples Democratic Party. - PO.

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Happy Children's day to my joy giver 🥺🥰Just negodu my twins na😊 I'm a proud Aunty😎

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@frekemichaels @eyen_ibibio Yes I do. My 1st language 🌚

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@jarofwazy

3 months

What next? It’s my birthdayyyyyy🤭🤭💃🏽💃🏽

FURNITURE Queen 👑🌶️🌶️🌶️

@D_FurnitureQuee

3 months

So after this val .....tell me WHAT NEXT ?

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@jarofwazy

11 months

@victorisrealxx Free test results na😂

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Edyilaw There’s nothing in this man’s head😭😭😭

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@AdejoOi How did Igbo people interfere in your Politics? Is any of them contesting for a post there?

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@jarofwazy

10 months

My current salary will become my tithe🙏🏾

Dr. Áyøtûñdê, global woman🦷🌟

@mee_tunde

10 months

Tweet into existence!

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@Postsubman When you are foolish and you marry another foolish person, this is the result

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@jarofwazy

6 months

Afia Efere is not a remix or copy of your Ofe nsala. It is a different soup entirely. Might be similar but very different. Igbos do not have the right to tell us what name we should or shouldn’t call our soup. You people call our Afang soup “Okazi soup”. Did we complain?

Nwaada Ọlụchi

@Ada_di_ora_mma

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Nsala soup is also called white soup which is what we want to change. Anybody who wants to say white soup should specify by including Afia efere. A generic name like white soup will gradually eliminate the original name of our soup, ofe nsala and we don't want that.

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Disclaimer: I don’t have any problem with Udom or PDP. But that rigging that happened in AKS pained me ehh. It is well

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@jarofwazy

1 year

@General_Oluchi Oh beautiful. I’m glad the surgery was successful. I hope you’ve recovered fully now

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@jarofwazy

4 months

That fake laugh when you’re at the Police checkpoint and laughing at their dry jokes😂>>>>>>

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@Ojiaku96 Rivers Corper

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@jarofwazy

3 years

Apostle Joshua Selman is a MOG with a difference. And his singing voice??? Powerful🔥🔥

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@jarofwazy

2 months

@Urchilla01 “God bless President Peter Obi…” Love it🥰

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@Ricosi89 Ami kere Uwakmfon

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@jarofwazy

7 months

@brainzcode @NkechiJoy17 Yh noted.

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@MrMekzy_ This or nothing

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@jarofwazy

11 months

Happy birthday my annoying brother 😂🥰I pray that this new year will come with more testimonies and blessings. I wish you success in all your endeavors. God bless your new age❤️

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@jarofwazy

1 year

Happy hour won😂 I’m not even surprised 😂💃🏽

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@jarofwazy

8 months

August Dump😋🌚

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@jarofwazy

2 years

Updating my media🙃...

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@jarofwazy

2 years

@tejumania @oloye__ Might be unrelated but this reminds me of a movie: Shang chi and the legend of the ten rings. The lady was a good woman but her husband's past came back to hunt and kill her.

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Uwakmfon💋

@jarofwazy

3 years

We did it girls😊We did it💃 We deserve a trophy🏆 Congratulations to us😊

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