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@InaraLorde

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Defiler of Dads 😈 | The Prettiest PugilistπŸ₯Š| Photographer, Pixel Pusher & Model πŸ“Έ |πŸ’‹π‘¨ 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍 π‘Ύπ’Šπ’π’… 𝑢𝒏𝒆⛓β™₯️

Chicago
Joined January 2015
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Cocky & expensive for a reason πŸ’…πŸ½ Damn, I don’t nearly brag enough.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
My favorite genre of meme is where they take pr0n scenes out of context and make them funny/relatable:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Escorts are like art pieces that you can pay to touch and also borrow from the museum. Strippers are art that you’re not allowed to touch, and you’re also not allowed to take home from the museum. Camgirls are digital art. Dommes are interactive art pieces that’ll hit you.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Imagine: It's 2025. We got decrim. You & 10 other SWs have just purchased a building to work out of collectively. The new stripper pole is being installed in the living room. One of the house slaves is cooking you all breakfast. You feel safe & supported for the first time ever.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
I know I said I’d never get a tattoo but… If I did this would be the one. My clavicle was made for this 🐍
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
β€’ β€’ CashApp: $YourLordeAndSavior β€’ Venmo: LordeAndSavior β€’ OF:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Margo St. James, activist, feminist, sex worker, passed away yesterday. She was the founder of COYOTE in 1973 (a sex worker decrim organization), founder of St. James Infirmary Clinic in 1999, she lectured at Harvard, ran for president in 1980, and so much more. Godspeed, family.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
Let’s be real; there is no such thing as β€œugly” in the SW industry. Whatever you look like, whatever kind of body you have, you are *somebody’s* type and *somebody* will pay you for your creativity, your energy, and your services. The trick is just finding those somebodies πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Start your day off right:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
A whole goddess moment πŸ₯²πŸ’ƒπŸ»
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
I’ll be 31 this April. Thanks for carrying me through it all, body. You’re perf 😘 ily
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
Clients, I appreciate yall, but if you're gonna message me asking "How're you doing/Are you ok?" I'm not going to mince words, shit is NOT OK rn πŸ™ƒ So, just a heads up: Unless that question is followed by "I have some money for you", ffs please don't ask πŸ˜‚.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
@eggshellfriend I literally always say thank you to the bus driver when I get off. People are real dicks to them and it’s a hard job, I’m always grateful they get me to my destination safe and sound each time. Nothing wrong with expressing gratitude, especially in a thankless job.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
My advice to the baby heauxs coming up in this industry: don’t be afraid of the money. Culturally, we are conditioned to not want to talk about $, to not ask for it, that it’s impolite, not ladylike, gauche. Fuck that. Don’t forgetβ€”you’re working, so get paid like you deserve.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
I don’t do SW so that I’m constantly at some man’s beck and call. I literally do this work so that I can a) fuck off when I want to b) deal with my chronic health stuff when I need to and c) work when I’m able to. That’s it. End of. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, but especially SWing moms. You have to navigate the difficulties of raising a child while also carrying the burden of stigma that can affect how civilian parents see & treat your kid. Ridiculous. One day, no one will bat an eyelash. One day.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Slightly unhinged BUT VERY NECESSARY rant about booking a TIME with a provider πŸ™ƒ:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Hey y’all, unveiling my new branding, hope you like it:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
@AndrewHilaryUS Ah, the age-old dilemma:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
All sex workers wanna do is shake a lil ass and make a lil money so we can feed our stupid bodies that need to get fed everyday and pay our stupid rent under stupid capitalism under the threat of state violence. IS THAT SO WRONG?! πŸ˜‘ Folks really act like we’re war criminals πŸ˜’
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Tfw you thought it was a GFE session but then I pull out the heavy artillery:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Please don’t ever β€œcompliment” me by insulting someone else. β€œYou’re not like those other girls”— no, I’m EXACTLY like other girls, many other girlsβ€” you just don’t actually know me and are searching for a way to ingratiate yourself to me which is gross and annoying πŸ™‚
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
I really like my new dress πŸ₯Ή it’s *just* scandalous enough and it fits like a dream. tysm PT πŸ’•
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
The feminine urge to scrap your SW persona (even though there’s nothing really wrong with it) and re-brand
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
@charlesofidaho @DrakeCruz83 @NewportBeachNBT @Bornakang My eyes are watering; this is wildly precious πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ή
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
@_benjvmins_ Same mood for the β€œBuT tHe VaCcInE cOuLd MaKe YoU iNfErTiLe”—ok, GOOD. That’s one more problem solved
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Here’s the thing, trolls. I’m 30 years old & an American. I was raised on 4chan, Omegle, Ogrish, Rotten, Stileproject, and all the other dank, dark corners of the internet. DO YOU KNOW THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN? You merely adopted the darkness. I was raised by it. Molded by it πŸ˜‚
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Thinking about the client I fired because he a) freaked out when there were a couple Black guys hanging out minding their own business outside my building and b) kept telling me how much he loved my β€œclassy, pale skin” 🀒 I am literally Black, you racist asshat. BLOCKED
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Why is it whenever Twitter trolls try and shame SWs they always say β€œwhat if your kid/kids’ friends find your vids/pics one day?!” Or β€œwhat if your mom did that?!” Like it’s a big β€œgotcha” moment? Super weirdo behavior imo. SWs, whether online or off, what are your opinions?
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Had a massage client who was being super touchy, kept trying to go under my undies after I told him not to, so I screamed at him β€œHANDS ABOVE THE PANTIES, GODDAMMIT” and he was *terrified*. Apologized profusely. Finished the session. Tipped me. Wants to see me again. πŸ˜‚ Jackass.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Not gonna even front, I kinda get a little thrill from the dirty looks/stares I get when I’m on an outing with a patron who’s much older than me. It’s soooo funny to me how upset people get when they see us together, like, why are you scowling at us? You want some too? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
Work in progress... loving my latex πŸ’–
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Listen, I may not have a PhD in anal like some providers, but I will never brand as a jealous gf type. Do you know how much work that is, to keep that persona up, & with *all* clients? I would much rather slut them out & pass em around to other providers like the village bicycle.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
Cannot choose. I want both πŸ’—
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Serving you sharp jawline all day long πŸ“
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can’t complain about women being β€œgold diggers” when you have ZERO gold to dig. Believe me sweetie, nobody is hunting you for your $40k/year, please humble yourself πŸ˜‚
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Tell me about the time you did SW & didn’t know it was SW. I’ll start: 2009 maybe? I’m 19. Working w/ a photographer, I wanted this 1TB hard drive from him but didn’t have $ for it. Traded 5 seconds of him licking one of my boobs for it. Still the best trade I’ve ever made lol πŸ€™πŸ½
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Serving you shaggy sporty femme boi vibes tonight πŸ”₯πŸ’ͺ🏽
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Any other SWs do an β€œAsshole Tax”? It’s an extra fee tacked on to certain clients who you’re only willing to see if they pay more so you can tolerate being annoyed for an hour. I once had a client who literally priced himself out by being consistently rude & racking up β€œtax” debt
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
I am absolutely convinced that all the hottest people are chronically ill. It’s like God went β€œOof, made this one too sexyβ€”let’s just SCRAMBLE THOSE INSIDES right quick β€”*fucks up your hormones/nerves/brain/various glands*β€”and there we go: balance.”
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
The next man to annoy me is getting jerked off with the insta-elote machine.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
We fluffy out here ☁️
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
✨Cut Off Clients That Annoy You 2021✨ If you think this post is about youβ€”it is! Do better.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
@FireinFreetown Ok but he looks natural af in them heels, like... damn. Leave some sex appeal for the rest of us, Mark!
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
-s k i n t i g h t - Lick my latex πŸ‘…
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Someone said I’m channeling β€œHot-High-School-Art-Teacher-Everybody-Has-A-Crush-On Chic”, and I felt that. πŸŽ¨πŸ–Œ
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
Really sick of hearing about popular SW photographers being creepy predators. This is why we need more women behind the lens! This is why I shoot πŸ“Έ Female photographers please post your info below, or if you know and recommend any female photographers please post their info πŸ‘‡πŸ½
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
You would beg to drink my bath water 🫧
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Does anybody else w/ADHD get incredibly dejected when the simplest, smallest things get in the way of your plans? Like, one thing goes wrong and ur on the verge of tears because u can't finish what u've started, this whole plan it's taken u days to actually get up and execute.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Trying to get into wearing more color, (because I’m a baby bat who tends to wear a lot of black). I think gold is definitely a vibe though ✨
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
4 years
You know, when guys try to get around my screening, I don’t think you’re β€œjust being careful”, or that you’ve β€œgot a lot to lose if this gets out” or that you are β€œvery famous and important”. I legit think, every time, you just want to get close to me so you can try to hurt me πŸ™ƒ
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Approach on your knees
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
You could be waking up to this pretty face, but you haven’t filled out my booking form yet πŸ˜”πŸ˜
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
The waitress said the drink I ordered was elegant like me ☺️
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
If a little body hair on a woman is a dealbreaker for you, instead of complaining, you canβ€”respectfullyβ€”go eat an entire dick and leave us hot hairy bitches alone πŸ₯°
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Am I the only one who gets nervous following SWs with the American flag in their profile or name? As soon as I see it I’m like β€œPlease don’t be racist, please don’t be racist, please don’t be racistβ€”for fuck’s sake, please—”
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
You should see me in a crown πŸ‘‘
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
This is that β€œBlack Girl Magic” we keep telling y’all about ✨
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
I appreciate all the reaching out from numerous clients w/condolences abt my friend’s passing & offers to β€œtalk about it” but I definitely won’t be talking to anyone but other SWs directly about this. Some offers kinda feel... opportunistic? And that makes me very uncomfortable.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
I think the one thing missing from the abortion debate is the fact that women are literally the arbiters of life itself--living, breathing, walking demigods in charge of perpetuating all of existence: you don't get to tell a god what to do with their powers. Sucks for you πŸ–•πŸΎ cope
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
When all this BS is over I’m hiring a damn provider and all I wanna do for the hour is snuggle and kiss and get spanked and play wrestleπŸ‘ŒπŸ½ beat my ass, Queen
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Let me kick you in the balls in this outfit 🀍
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Sitting here, listening to β€œRoxanne” by the Police and getting irritated, imagining this woman trying to get ready for work, and this ain’t shit ass man standing in the doorway, wailing this woman’s name and complaining about her job, but still not offering to pay a bill 🀨
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Let me and my sister fight you in the street. $800/hr
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
@mfbenji I’m an international fantasy curator & intimate improvisational artist. Long story short, your honor, I’m an entire whore
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
A random jogger yelled that they loved my outfit as they passed by, and my date gushed about it too, so I thought I’d share my cute fit with y’all πŸ’— trying to invoke those Miami vibes as soon as the 80*f weather hits. This is my element 🌞 #sungoddess
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Unfortunately can’t post the whole video, but basically all the points I wanted to make are here. There’s a ton of other reasons why most of us want decrim over legalization, but the main reason is legalization still enforces a hierarchy and does nothing for those who need help.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Client facing SW accounts: *actively avoiding controversial subjects to protect their brand and cater to as many clients as possible* Me:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
@Rico_nastyy If you feed kids real food, they’ll eat real food. Never been a problem in my householdβ€”you’re gonna eat what we make or you’re not gonna eat πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ this is not a restaurant
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
@nytimes Hey @nytimes : sex work is work. Running an OnlyFans is literally a job. πŸ™„
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Giving a handjob when he’s having difficulty cumming. Talk about endurance training πŸ˜… and don’t you dare slow down either bc then you gotta start all over again! πŸ˜‚ I was built for sprinting, not cross-country
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
3 years
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Thank you PT πŸ’•πŸ₯² Guess who just got a deposit for Vegas in Feb?! EEeEeEeEeeeee~ I’m so excited!!
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
@oliveluver Ayooo, I’m gonna need you to back up off one of my fave names, put some respect on it, thank yewww
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
A warning, bc every time I attended one of these things, it’s a problem: if you go to one of these industry meet & greets that are open to clients, please, please, PLEASE do your due diligence & SCREEN THE MEN YOU MEET. Just bc you met them in person doesn’t mean they’re safe.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
Alright alright, I’ve been holding out on you; here’s me being an absolute smokeshow in the Caribbean 🏝πŸ₯΅ permission to lust, granted
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Iconic πŸ™ƒ
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
It’s almost Springtime 🌷bust out those pastels, everyone!
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
YO, WE GOT FURRIES STORMING THE CAPITOL
@USATODAY
USA TODAY
3 years
Photos show protesters inside the U.S. Capitol. More:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Photos that probably won’t make it to my ad:
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
How often do you wash or change your bedsheets? An acquaintance of mine said I was β€œobsessive” for changing them every 1-2 weeks, and that they change theirs monthly. I say that’s not enough, you should have at least 4 sets of bedsheets so you can change them weekly or bi-weekly.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Never forget: the hardest fit I’ve ever put together. The glasses, the hat, the gold chains, the crispy white button down, the LOAFERS 😩🀌🏽 I feel so bad ass in a the loudest suit possible… love that for me.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
Goal-oriented sex (expecting an O every time/being upset when you can’t give your partner one) is stressful & sucks the fun out of the whole thing. It also encourages dishonesty in an attempt to not disappoint/upset your partner. Sometimes it just ain’t gonna happen & that’s ok.
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
My sister and I have decided that 2021 is the year of responding to men like an old-timey sleazeball from the 1930s. β€œHow’s it shakin’, toots? Howsabout ya show Gil a little ankle, sweet cheeks?” And when they reject us for being weirdos, we respond β€œTHAT’S SHOWBIZ, BAYBEE!”
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
1 year
Caribbean sun looks best on me 🌞🏝
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Take a bath on your period. Be your own bath bomb πŸ’₯
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
3 years
Living dangerously wearing this shirt without a bra... I don’t think I can even call this a β€œshirt” anymore with how much I’ve cut it up πŸ˜… maybe an apron?
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𝐼𝓃𝒢𝓇𝒢 πΏπ‘œπ“‡π’Ήπ‘’ β›“ Chicago
2 years
I love being your arm candy πŸ’•πŸ’‹
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