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Jamie Smart

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I’m Jamie, i draw things. Bunny Vs Monkey, Looshkin, Megalomaniacs, Flember, Find Chaffy, Fish Head Steve, Corporate Skull, Whubble + more! Also: silly tweets✨

outside london, uk

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Joined November 2008

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@jamiesmart

Jamie Smart

8 months

If I’m not on Twitter anymore, you can find me: 💖 jamiesmart on Bluesky 🔥 jamiefumboo on Instagram 👻 or join my mailing list here and I’ll try to keep you updated with any news!

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4 months

Modern life might be rubbish but I do like that you can just type WHEN BINS into a screen and the government tells you.

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We’ve lost them, they’re gone, they’re going to believe anything from now on.

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7 years

I thought Kurt Russell had a tiny personal hairdresser in this photo and tbh my brain was fine with the idea

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2 months

Imagine if they all united over something that actually mattered, like people not being able to afford to buy food. Imagine if that happened.

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Politics UK

2 months

🚨 NEW: The Tories, Labour and Lib Dems have all united to condemn Nike's new St George cross design on the England Euro shirt as they demand a return to the original

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2 years

These booms were trained by Jim Henson.

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2 years

Good boom work.

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2 years

Sue Gray report just leaked onto a wall.

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6 years

Never seen a more accurate portrayal of voter psychology.

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3 years

This just feels really, really, really insane.

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1 year

When my dad passed away I drew a comic about my relationship with him. 13 years later and it was my mum’s funeral today, so I wanted to draw something to honour her too. Goodbye mum, love you very much x (TW: losing a parent)

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Mum suddenly became unwell last night, and she passed away this morning. She wouldn’t want me to dwell on what happened, just to remember her as the incredible force of energy she was. She was always my biggest supporter in everything I did, and I’ll miss her so much.

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7 months

Those under the age of 40 will never know the collective anger of a nation discovering what the rest of the Spaceman song sounded like.

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Discover Spaceman with Levis in 1995

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3 years

@MattHancock Don’t you dare thank people for their sacrifices you horny little plop

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2 months

A solid 10/10 on the biscoff viennetta, this must be how royalty live 🤙

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2 years

Wordle.

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Batman Content 🦇

2 years

You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?

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7 months

A long time ago, in the early days of the pandemic, Doctors threw up one of the best episodes in its run with ‘The Joe Pasquale Problem’ (Season 21 Episode 81) where a patient thinks every person she sees is Joe Pasquale. I will never stop thinking about it.

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TV Zone

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BREAKING: #Doctors axed by BBC after 23 years. The final episode will air in December 2024. More details and BBC statement:

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8 years

Just this preview of the story is enough

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8 years

Spider flan Spider flan Who the hell cooked A spider flan Cut a slice Then despair Eggy spiders Everywhere It's gross Who made a spider flan

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@supertanskiii That’s just it, we don’t need AI for this, so I’m not sure why they’re bothering.

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4 years

Tit.

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4 years

Hey. So this is on my mind. My Dad died suddenly ten years ago tonight. A long time ago but it still seems as random and unfair as it did then. Anyway the day after it happened i didn't know how to process, so i drew this comic. Thought I'd repost it to mark the anniversary x

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@dank_ackroyd It took me a reread to realise they were saying they’d happily dump a potential tenant who’d already paid a deposit, then another reread to realise oh hang on there was no tenant was there. Hurgh.

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7 years

I like this new Doctor Who

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1 month

This summed up my thoughts on the word ‘woke’ far more eloquently than I ever could.

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ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @ashleyljames

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1 year

Oh to be an oversized mascot escaping its moorings

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1 year

Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.

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2 years

Be more like the first man to wear a top hat in public, who came here simply to cause chaos.

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3 years

@Variety Weird the responses saying ‘she’s rich enough already’ - this is about breach of contract. If a huge multimedia company can do this to a big name actress, they can do the same to creatives further down the payroll. She’s owed what was agreed.

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6 years

When I was about 6 I wrote a story about a bunny, the teacher told me 'bunny' was a childish word and I should say rabbit. 30 years later I sometimes wish that teacher was still alive just so I could go round and show her all four books of my comic Bunny Vs Monkey.

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10 years

I've only been copy editor for a glossy magazine for half an hour, and I've already improved our content by 500% http://t.co/5Yb2k2lCDx

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2 years

I’ve been waiting a long time to be able to say this but today Sarah was officially declared 🎉cancer free🎉. She beat both breast and kidney cancer last year. So so happy. (And thank you, NHS)🙏🥳💖

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2 years

Every year I post this on the Find Chaffy Facebook page, and worry I’m just posting old stuff, but every time it gets shared all over again and people say seeing it has become a Christmas tradition. It’s so nice ^_^

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27 days

“A scifi or horror movie with a female lead where the story isn’t all a big metaphor for motherhood or grieving” challenge

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5 months

Someone in the comments said she’s saying ‘come to London Dungeon’ and it somehow makes it even funnier.

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3 years

Hello Twitter friends. I know we've all had a very difficult year this year so I PAID SOOTY AND SWEEP TO GIVE US ALL A PEP TALK

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1 month

@jabberworks I don’t know what this is.

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2 years

Today my mum got a puncture on a busy main road. She was p distressed. A van pulled up, two guys jumped out, fixed her tyre, sat her down, helped her stop shaking, then drove her in her car onto where she needed to be. Just in case you were looking for some good in the world🙏

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4 months

WHEN BINS WHATS THIS FEED ME

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5 months

I don’t know who this is but I knew plenty of kids who were deeply uncomfortable with their identity, who struggled with socialising and learning, and who had no end of stomach pains and illness. Difference was society didn’t know/care as much as it does now, you plum.

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2 months

Today I married (well, civil partnership) the most beautiful person I know. We laid some flowers with my mum and dad, then onto a registry office where we had a small ceremony with close family, followed by a really nice lunch. Honestly today could not have been more perfect. 💖

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1 year

Oh nicely done, Garbage Pail Kids. Very nicely done. @Topps

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11 years

Gene Wilder shrieking at a boat full of terrified children sailing on a hallucinogenic dysentery river.More kids movies like this plz #wonka

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11 months

Genuinely think this is one of the most perfect intros to any TV show. The desolation, the loneliness, the music, the music gives me CHILLS every time. And it’s for a COMEDY.

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2 months

I would guarantee you none of these people did national service.

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2 months

There’s something we’ve all experienced and yet no one ever talks about, and that is: A Bad Malteser.

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7 years

To a British person there is not one thing in this picture which makes any sense.

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1 year

Honoured to have seen a mispronounced Jeremy Hunt in the wild just now 🙏🙏🙏

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1 year

Every Saturday I’d phone my mum at 4pm and have a long chat with her. Sometimes I’d still be working, but we always made time. This is the first Saturday for forever that I don’t get to do that and it really sucks. Maybe call your mum if you’ve been putting it off.

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4 years

What’s something that’s still just as stupidly exciting as an adult as it was when you were a kid? I’ll go first: takeaways

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10 years

Someone just summed the Daily Mail up in one perfect comment. (from this uplifting article http://t.co/LfqsDz53hD) http://t.co/H0AItvJ7C2

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8 years

BREAKING - Health and Safety minister just announced.

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7 years

In an ever changing world there's something perversely comforting about Marilyn Manson still being Marilyn Manson

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2 years

So, I have some news.

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8 months

@SmoothDunk Burn down the space programme in case aliens exist and they have different ideas about gender.

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4 years

It’s weird how during three months of being shut indoors no one has needed artists - no one has watched tv, listened to music, read books, played games. Not one single art required 🙄

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thinking about the artist who had to design this ST infographic

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5 years

@David_Cameron Oh for goodness sake you caused all this you absolute coward. You threw the country into absolute anarchy and let the extremists win. Then you ran away. Don’t you dare question politicians standing up for what they believe in, don’t you flipping dare.

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6 years

As multiple people have already flagged, they’re asking for free spec work. This is exploitative, particularly of younger artists who may not know any better. You want art for your multi million dollar vidyagame, then you commission first and *then* pay 👏 the 👏 artists 👏

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

6 years

There are so many ways for illustrators and graphic designers to get involved in making visuals that'll be in the game “Beyond Good and Evil 2” — join in! Details here:

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4 years

@MarySafroArt Can’t have an animated movie unless the lead character is a hapless joe with an oversized nose and a slightly squeaky voice. Can’t do it. Cannot be done :(

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3 years

Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I’m driving I turn my head to talk to my passenger for far too long.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

3 years

Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I arrange to meet someone later I have no need to specify a time or place.

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4 months

Absolutely brutal

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4 years

One of the side effects of lockdown is that my neighbours have started whatsapping memes to each other - most of them are rubbish but this one destroyed me

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3 years

Oh no I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all

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3 years

Always makes me laugh

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@10DowningStreet Absolutely unhinged. You’re doing so much damage to this country.

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7 months

Please excuse my language, but absolutely fuck this attitude right into space.

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As for whether we will take to AI-generated content - Griffin reckons that, whereas adults need a soul behind their content, the kids don't care—as long as it entertains them.

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3 years

Dommo Cummings drafting out today’s tweet about how all the grief and misery he’s caused is everyone else’s fault actually

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@SummerRay I can’t say for sure but I think you’ve just activated a sleeper agent.

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6 months

💖Okay here’s a MASSIVE Bunny Vs Monkey contest - win the whole BVM book series, including book 9 ahead of release, all signed and personalised, AND a £10 BVM book token! 🎉Just RT this tweet to be in with a chance! 🧐(UK only, I’ll pick a winner at random in a few days time!)

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7 years

Currently on the Piers Morgan March For Oppressed Men. Amazing turnout so far!

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1 year

We did it! Bunny Vs Monkey is officially the bestselling children’s book in the UK right now. Flipping heck! 🤩🤩🤩

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5 years

YeS mY nAmE Is CoLiN i HaVeNt KiLLeD tHe ReAl OnE

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9 years

Still waiting to hear back from Whedon re: my new Avengers characters. I'm offering them for free. http://t.co/4qjbJgUPpr

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7 years

Checking twitter since Trump got elected:

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5 years

If you voted Leave surely you have to concede by now that the issue you claimed to be most concerned about (NHS, immigration, farming etc) could have been fairly and efficiently tackled with a sudden £2billion grant.

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10 years

Well played, @ArgosHelpers http://t.co/WTF2PjeC39

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8 years

I hope in Assassin's Creed there's a scene where Michael Fassbender is trying to run away but keeps climbing on and off a low wall instead.

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3 months

There’s an advert for Google Pixel 8 where it’s showing the user editing group photos to get the best version of everyone’s faces, but it just made me feel gross. The normalisation of fabricating memories. Nothing will matter.

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4 years

No way on Earth absolutely everyone could have predicted this

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Kirsty Lewis

4 years

(10pm curfew just meant everyone rolling out onto the streets and onto the tubes at the same time and it was the busiest I’ve seen central London in months)

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4 years

Working from home but still refusing to put the heating on

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6 years

What taste most distinctly reminds you of your grandparents? For me it’s the taste of slightly flat R Whites lemonade.

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1 year

🔥Looshkin: Oof! Right In The Puddings is the brand new Looshkin book out this April, but I’ve just received my advance copies, so let’s give some away a month ahead of release! Just share this tweet, and I’ll send a signed copy to a few people chosen at random 🥳🥳🥳

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10 months

I would like to dedicate this tweet to Mr Turner, my art teacher at school. He once told me ‘cartoons aren’t proper art’. Up yours, Mr Turner!

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David Fickling Books

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🚨 BIG NEWS: @jamiesmart 's comic books have now sold ✨over half a million✨ copies! Congratulations, Jamie!🥳 Huge thanks to each & every passionate bookseller for making this happen♥️ Also, to the brilliant @phoenixcomicuk team! Jamie's comics first appeared in The Phoenix🌟

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3 years

We now go live to Downing Street, where Matt Hancock is leaving work after a busy day saving lives

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3 years

Someone shouted ‘taliban’ at Sarah this evening because of the headscarf she’s wearing during cancer treatment. Just in case you’re wondering how pig stupid the racists are getting.

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2 years

During one of the comic-making workshops on Sunday I mentioned I didn’t know how to draw hyenas. Later in the day this got passed to me from a kid who wanted to show me how. Thank you, artistic legend, whoever you were! 🙏

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3 years

@ABC Good for him, he must feel a real sense of achievement having insanely rich parents.

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3 years

This feels like a really good idea

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6 years

There was a prophecy

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2 years

@Edwina_Currie Tories gonna tory

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3 years

Now the village Facebook is down I can hear people wandering the streets, yelling at the moon. They’re asking for recommendations for local roofers (thanks in advance). They’re demanding something be done about the dog poo on the rec. They’re saying can’t share this, hun.

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1 year

What was this, what the hell

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1 year

Making comics today, just gotta speed read through the biblical texts to remember how to do it.

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1 year

First tv moment which really stunned me as a kid. Felt genuine panic for them all.

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Seth Metoyer

1 year

What is the most powerful image from a TV show finale that's always stuck with you? I'll start.

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3 years

When Brian Cox just asked ‘what is time?’ I replied ‘it’s about ten past nine Brian’ to the television and everyone (me) laughed and patted me (still only me) on the back.

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3 years

Absolutely astounding

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2 months

Mum passed away a year ago today. No health problems, no previous symptoms, just started to get disorientated in the evening, then passed out, into a coma, and gone, all within twelve hours. It’ll be a strange evening tonight. 1/3

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3 months

Not thrilled about celebrities moving into children’s comics now, I’ll be honest with you. We were just getting started, new comic artists were being given lots of chances, it’s been nice. I really hope publishers and booksellers will still support the smaller titles 💪

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6 years

The other 20% is not getting credited because some tit added a few words to your comic on tumblr and saved it as a jpeg instead of sharing the original (Original comic by @HannahHillam )

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10 years

My attempt at improving a glossy magazine is still circulating. (Love that glossy magazine writers RT-d it too) http://t.co/yOLavyI0uG

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3 years

As a cartoonist, one of the biggest fears about getting successful is dying, and then someone drawing a cartoon of your grave with your characters crying around it.

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3 years

The BOUNCE

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