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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

He really was unfathomably wonderful. #Pratchett on fantasy, while charmingly putting a snob in their place.

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5 years

An actual fucking penguin, you cowards.

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@nypost

5 years

Who should play Penguin in 'The Batman' now that Jonah Hill is out?

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4 years

I have a print of this page hanging above my desk. Eternally important.

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@sispurrier

4 years

A thought. Most of the entertainments which are sustaining you and your family right now were made by creatives whose modes of work are tacitly excluded from the government's aid, and who face months of opportunity-drought. Tend to your needs, then - please - support the arts.

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6 years

Well played, @guardian .

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

7 months

John Constantine's back. He's keeping curious company. He thinks he knows what he's getting into. He's dead wrong. HELLBLAZER's back. Dead In America, by Aaron Campbell and yours truly, drops early '24.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

I see they've announced issue 12 will be the last in the current #Hellblazer run. I have more to say about this. For now plz know: > this was a case of Not Extending as opposed to Cancellating. > blame Covid. > we're fucking heartbroken. Tell @DCComics you're gutted. Be polite.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

Hey @neilhimself , call me. 😘

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@CBR

2 years

The Sandman creator Neil Gaiman supports a Johanna Constantine spinoff starring Jenna Coleman. Details here:

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Fully expecting to see "Deadpool Goes Down On The Marvel Universe" hustled out in next month's solicits.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

1 year

On THE FLASH. So - huge announcement, big heartburst pride. A lot to say, but not much I can share. What must be mentioned is that the current run is spectacular. Whatever new realms & ideas we explore, we will do so with respect and a grateful eye on the treasures we inherit.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

Do me a favor? Spread this far and wide. It's not often John Constantine speaks for all of us, but just this once...? #NHS #Hellblazer

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

#XSpoilers #XMen #WayofX @Marvel Two days...

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@sispurrier

5 years

Holy actual shit. Cc @neilhimself , @Nalo_Hopkinson , @DomoStanton et al.

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@matt_timson

5 years

Halloween 2019: The Corinthian. #corinthian #sandman

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@sispurrier

2 years

Discussions abound re: DC's Round Robin. I won't stir the pot with takes. Here are two facts: 1. The creative teams and editors involved are human beings, doing their best. Don't assign cynical or underhand actions to them. 2. We all got paid for our pitches. #DCRoundRobin

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

New blog post. On the somewhat-sooner-than-expected end of #Hellblazer , delivered in the key of Fury Minor.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

8 years

Comics are for everyone. Except, ironically, for people who can't accept that. We don't want you. Get the fuck out of my beautiful medium.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 months

Here's an easy fix, guys. Take all the comics that you hate - all this newfangled woke shit - right off your shelves. Fill 'em with the creators who're still doing what you think comics *should* be. EVS et al. Sit back as the crowds swarm and draft your "tolja so". We'll wait.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Today. #WayofX #XMen

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@sispurrier

3 years

Ahhh, good old Ethan Van Sciver, proving once more that you don't need talent to get attention, you just need to be a bloviating warthog slightly less tolerable than a shotglass full of week-old glans smegma mixed with the squeezings of a racist pustule.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 months

So, listen, today is very much a Stay Off The Internet Si day, because when one releases big! humbling! stuff out into the horrorweb one can numbly expect hatred, abuse and the pissy diapers of deplorables, BUT -- X-Men Origins: Blue is out today. Wherein, among other things:

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

1 year

So, yeah. There is it. The legendary @mikedeodato joining me in taking the reins on THE FLASH -- and riding hell-for-leather into twisted realms... #theflash #dccomics #dawnofDC

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@sispurrier

3 years

This! Drops! Next! Week! You are advised to stick it in your Facial Lightslots as soon as possible. @marvel @RobotJQ @javiertartaglia @ClaytonCowles

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

You jokers wanna stop getting sweaty for showboaters and glorified microwave-ovens. GENTLE CAN GET AS STRONG AS THE HULK *BUT HE CHOOSES NOT TO*. Unless he, y'know, really really has to. That's the sort of person you want on your team. Stop being silly and VOTE GENTLE. #XMenVote

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@sispurrier

4 years

SSssshhhh. #hellblazer

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@sispurrier

3 years

Tremble, realms of man, for indestructible miniwarrior @TinyMaster has created THUNDERQUEEN THE FIRST. Mine is the honour of genetic investment! Meet Sylvie. She's brill.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

After the dawn comes the reign. #xmen #marvelcomics [arched brow]

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Tomorrow. Questions will be asked. Hearts will be hurt. Pranks will be played. Bamfs will be, um, bamfed. #WayofX #XMen #XSpoilers @marvel @RobotJQ @javiertartaglia @ClaytonCowles @hellomuller

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@sispurrier

4 years

There's a page in Hellblazer #11 in which a British politician spouts a bunch of nakedly racist crap. We had a conversation about whether we ought to tone it down -- until I pointed out these are all things our literal actual elected serving Prime Minister has said.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 years

Confirming, as many suspected, that I’m a nasty piece of work, chief, you can ask anyone.

DC

@DCOfficial

5 years

This October, the infamous John Constantine enters the #SandmanUniverse ! Head here for the first details on the upcoming JOHN CONSTANTINE, HELLBLAZER series and more:

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

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6 years

Whenever that imposter syndrome starts to bite, spare a thought for the demon called Leonard.

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@sispurrier

2 years

Legion of X drops May 20. Final orders due with your friendly local retailer by this coming Monday. Art by @Janbazaldua67 , WEAPONLESS ZSEN getting right to the goddam point by me. #xspoilers #xmen #nightcrawler

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Oh, we're doing another baby, by the way. We're pretty dumb. Dumb but happy.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

20 days

NOW AN ELEVEN-ISSUE SERIES... #HELLBLAZER

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

"It's true what they say about you, Kurt. You're one of the kindly ones." Issue #1 drops 21st April. Final orders are due this weekend. Don't dally. #WayOfX #Xspoilers #Xmen #BAMF

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

1 year

Every time I read a critic citing a comic's conclusion after 10 or 12 issues as proof of its failure, I know I'm dealing someone who doesn't understand anything about the realities of the industry today. A book that's extended past 5 issues is a miraculous, celebratory success.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

Oh, this is too perfect. Like a restaurant critique written by a tapeworm.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 months

This is my new favorite meme.

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@caio_thiago

5 months

A verdade finalmente revelada!!

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 months

He's back. HELLBLAZER: DEAD IN AMERICA drops in January. Final orders are due this Sunday. If you haven't told your retailer you need one of these by then - and, mate, you NEED one of these - you will not fucking get one. #hellblazer

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

1 year

Basically the core element of my FLASH run will be the establishment of a new villainous team consisting of Captain Cold, Mister Freeze, Blue Snowman etc. They spend 100% of their time sitting around coming up with terrible snow puns and calling themselves "The Just Ice League. "

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

9 months

This is not merely a book about a guy who can run fast. It's a book about a world that's forgotten how to stop. Today is your last chance to preorder #Flash #1 at your local comic store. If you don't register your interest, you will very likely miss out.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

All righty. Today's your last chance to let your local comic supplier know you want a copy of WAY OF X when it drops. No preoder = no guarantee you'll get one. Which would be, y'know, sinful. And not in a good way. #wayofx #xmen #xspoilers

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@sispurrier

1 year

Hi, I'm a character in film or TV, and whenever it's necessary to produce a small amount of blood I decide it makes perfect sense to slice into my palm, one of the most sensitive and frequently used parts of my body, while severing the tendons to all my fingers.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Got a positive plague result late last week. (So too my pregnant wife.) The symptoms suuuuck - we're exhausted and short of breath, amongst other things - but we're ridiculously lucky so far that it hasn't been worse. Plenty are less fortunate. Take. It. Seriously.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

THE RUSH is one of the best things I've ever made. A meditation on obsession, greed & parenthood disguised as a painstakingly-researched Period Horror, gorgeously rendered by Nathan Gooden. Final Orders of the collected vol are due TODAY. Please, contact your LCS. You need this.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 months

Unbelievably proud to announce that #HELLBLAZER Dead in America #1 sold out at distributor level, and a second print run is in the offing with this glorious @Jock4twenty cover treatment. Please help us spread the word to retailers and readers-in-waiting. It's a helluva book.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

Oooh, I see they've released this @johnpaulleon cover. Ain't it a beaut?

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@sispurrier

5 months

2023 has been the toughest year of my life, in terms of crushing production schedules (and other challenges). That being so, it's unbelievably gratifying to see such love for these projects in the end-of-year retrospectives. A grateful bow to my many incredible collaborators. 1/2

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

We announce in two weeks. @matiasbergara / @_matlopes_ / @sispurrier #SBBS

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

Oh! Would you look at that. We! Are! Live! LEGION OF X. Get the full lowdown on the wild and wonderful new X-procedural right here: #LegionofX

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@sispurrier

7 months

In comics, every visual and spatial cue is magically converted in the reader's mind into the passage of time, the flare of emotion, the connective gristle of cause and effect. If you DON'T have a letterer as wildly, instintively inventive as Hass, your toolbox is only half open.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

The first collected volume of #HELLBLAZER drops on Sept 29. This is the run which has topped review aggregates for 4 solid months. It's also the book which is cancelled at issue #12 . If you want to #SaveHellblazer , strong tpb sales are our only hope.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

6 years

"What I actually meant was, *don't* fuck Batman."

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

The first collected vol of #HELLBLAZER drops Sept 29. This is the run which has topped review aggregates for 4 solid months. It's also the book which just got cancelled. #12 and out. If you want to #SaveHellblazer , strong tpb sales are our only hope.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Ohno

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

6 years

I for one welcome our new tiny drunken human overlord. ⁦ @TinyMaster ⁩ is a warrior goddess and holy shit now I have a perfect son to go with my perfect wife. Shut up, *you’re* a mess.

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@sispurrier

5 months

Can we just try to remember that when folks say "the comicbook medium" a pretty big chunk of them actually mean "the specific superhero comics that spoke to me as a boy"? Might help us focus on what these fears of impending economic collapse are actually about.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

2 years

Oh, hey, btw, I think there might be an internet-breaking announcement later.

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@sispurrier

3 years

Join us. Walk the path.

Nightcrawler Leads the Way to the X-Men's Future in New Series

Writer Si Spurrier and artist Bob Quinn push the frontiers of Krakoa this April in 'Way of X'!

www.marvel.com

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@sispurrier

3 months

Oh my days, would you look at the state of this unbefuckinglievable #Hellblazer cover by Aaron Campbell.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

I mention this as a gentle SHUT UP AND GET IN THE FIRE to those folks complaining about the "politicising" of their favourite character. If you think Constantine would put up with Bojo and Co, I humbly submit that your Favourite Character is, in fact, entirely your own invention.

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@sispurrier

9 months

If you thrilled to Immortal Hulk... if you look back fondly to the Saga of the Swamp Thing -- its Anatomy Lesson and American Gothic -- then you're going to dig on our curious kool aid. No prior knowledge necessary. #flash

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@sispurrier

3 years

Our final issue of Hellblazer drops today. It is quite something. If we'd had the chance, the next arc would've been called "Dead In America". Make of that what you will.

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@sispurrier

20 days

Let the record show that Aaron Campbell may be responsible for the sauciest DC cover ever. And those color choices...

Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

20 days

NOW AN ELEVEN-ISSUE SERIES... #HELLBLAZER

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@sispurrier

11 months

Covers and interior art preview of THE FLASH #1 , by @mikedeodato and yours truly, dropping this September. Come see:

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

5 months

Failing to stay off the Internet, because reviewing issue #1 of the new! forthcoming! Hellblazer! series! and almost gasped at the unutterable perfection of this one panel. Aaron Campbell in understated godmode.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

Yeah, this is a tonic. HELLBLAZER's been the best reviewed comic, bar none, for nine straight months and counting. We put the final touches on the last issue yesterday. What a team. What a run. What a loss. Cancelled in its prime, because of this monstrous fucking year.

Chris Conroy

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4 years

A few times in my career, I’ve had the opportunity to work on what turned out to be the best-selling book in the industry. And I can’t lie to you: it’s a real nice feeling. I really, really liked that. But I *love* this.

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@sispurrier

3 years

Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I arrange to meet someone later I have no need to specify a time or place.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

I would watch a Hellblazer Muppets movies. Fuck it, I would write a Hellblazer Muppets movies.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

So this is nice.

Marvel Entertainment

@Marvel

3 years

The Black Knight rides again in a new comic series this March! Writer Simon Spurrier ( @sispurrier ) and artist @SergioDavila007 team up for "Black Knight: Curse of the Ebony Blade". Find out more:

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5 months

Industry pals! I have here a beautiful poisonous pdf of HELLBLAZER #1 , which drops January. If you want a sneak peek, hit me up by DM or email.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

8 months

If science fiction is right that a utopian human future will tend to be a moneyless culture, it follows that there must have been a day, on all those fictional worlds, where the 1%ers got told their money's suddenly absofuckinglutely worthless. I want to go to there.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

1 year

Got a shitty letter from my son's school because they've fucked-up his attendance records, and it's almost visceral how excited I am to write an absolutely skinflayingly poisonous reply in the most exquisitely formal and polite tone. If there were any doubt I was British, etc

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

8 months

Now under starter's orders. Pistol fires tomorrow. Join us on a race Into stranger places. #THEFLASH - a brand new #1 by Si Spurrier and @mikedeodato . Drops 9/26.

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@sispurrier

4 years

New blog post. Wherein: thoughts upon, and gentle shillage of, HELLBLAZER VOL 1: MARKS OF WOE. Important.

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@sispurrier

4 years

It's John Constantine's birthday. He doesn't care.

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@sispurrier

3 years

I notice #BlackKnight is trending, thanks to one Mr Kit Harrington and the #Eternals . Those who'd like to know more, there's a perfectly-timed and critically-gilded series redefining the character on shelves right now. Seek ye the BLACK KNIGHT: CURSE OF THE EBONY BLADE. @marvel

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@sispurrier

1 year

BAMFTHWIP

Marvel Entertainment

@Marvel

1 year

. @sispurrier ❌ @LeeGarbett As darkness overwhelms mutantkind, Nightcrawler embraces a new role as a classic New York City-bamfing hero! Find out more about #FallOfX ’s ‘Uncanny Spider-Man’ series here:

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3 years

So, yes. So much I could say about this and so much I shouldn't. Full team lineup is a looong way from being revealed... utterly massive beat at the end of #1 ... big clues already circulating... Beyond excited to be Walking The Way with you all.

Marvel Entertainment

@Marvel

3 years

The soul of Krakoa is at stake. Only Nightcrawler and his team can help mutants defeat their inner-darkness and find a new way to live. This is the "Way of X"! See more from inside the newly announced #ReignofX series by @sispurrier and Bob Quinn here:

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4 years

First four pages of Hellblazer #9 , which drops tomorrow. Another easy-to-come-aboard oneshot, on the subject of 'orses. ...that is, 'orses with 'orns... Art by @matiasbergara , colors Jordie Bellaire, letters @adityab . Words by yrstrly.

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@sispurrier

4 years

We all thought you'd gone 100% nuts, America. Glad to see you were just Biden your time.

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@sispurrier

3 years

There aren't the words.

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@sispurrier

3 years

Agape at the news that CODA has won the prestigious Prix Comics de la Critique ACBD (Association of Bande Dessinee Critics and Journalists Award) 2021. Hugest love to my artbrother @matiasbergara , and the wealth of talents who had a hand in this book.

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@sispurrier

3 years

We can say precisely nothing about this. But after a year of hardship, isolation and struggle, the worst that can happen to creators is to vanish into invisibility while longhaul spinning gold. This will be @matiasbergara 's opus. Mark this moment. Watch closely.

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@sispurrier

2 years

SUICIDE SQUAD: BLAZE, from @DCComics . A pure horror take on some purely horrible people. Interior art by @olmancampbell and Jordie Bellaire. 3 double-sized chapters. #1 drops Feb 9. Preorder a copy at your LCS today - final orders are due this week. Use code DEC213041.

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6 months

Name a comics artist who'd draw the crusty-hearted hell out of John Constantine.

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@sispurrier

8 months

UCANNY SPIDER-MAN #1 - tomorrow. @Marvel @LeeGarbett

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@sispurrier

3 years

Hey, if anyone with a seven-figure bank account wants to, I dunno, buy the publishing rights to John Constantine? [call me emoji]

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3 years

Ah, I see that the #HellfireGala guide is slowly trickling out into the world... Here's Nightcrawler and Pixie, by the inestimable @RobotJQ . #WayofX #XSpoilers

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@sispurrier

5 years

Pro-tip for literally anyone in the world, ever ever ever, who is in the business of corresponding with creative freelancers: if the answer's "no", fucking say so. Your silence does not help Said Freelancer move on to the next thing.

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@sispurrier

5 years

First ten pages of the SANDMAN UNIVERSE PRESENTS: HELLBLAZER special are online to dirty-up your eyeballs. Get thee here:

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@sispurrier

3 years

These little bits of Rashomon storytelling are one of the many reasons the joined-up thinking of the X-office is such a breath of fresh air. The continuity-completist mentality should always be a bonus, never a hurdle. #XSpoilers

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@sispurrier

2 years

Bad news/good news re: LEGION OF X. #marvel #xmen #XSpoilers Bad news: for Real World reasons that have nothing to do with creators, editorial or management, LOX #1 will now drop on 25TH MAY. Good news: this means we have a lil more time for Final Orders. So: ORDER! QUICK!

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@sispurrier

3 years

Out with my two year old son the other day, he stopped his tricycle and spent a while staring at an elderly couple as they ambled past holding hands. Then he turned to me and said, with great solemnity: "They are monsters, in the dark." Then rode off.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

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2 years

So, writing the #suicidesquad is an absolute blast. Who knew?

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

Awake to a creator mailout from a major comics publisher getting all steamy about the possibilities of NFT and saying not a single word about the literally planet-fucking energy costs.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

5 years later, still laughing like an idiot who can't believe his luck. Marry your best mate, chums. I can recommend it. (Bonus points if she's an unstoppable warrior queen with a ridiculous brain and an excellent bum.) This is what is best in life, Conan. cc @TinyMaster

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

3 years

None of you are ready for Planet Size. Just saying. #XSpoilers

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier

@sispurrier

4 years

Tell you what's a giggle: all the chitchat on a ludicrously popular comicbook piracy site being about how dreadful it is that DC cancelled #Hellblazer . [headsplode deskspatter soulcrumble]

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