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voiceover/writer/illustrator/absolute joke.

London
Joined February 2009
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@SummerRay
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11 months
Happy summer solstice, friends! Here’s to a successful sacrifice 🙌
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@SummerRay
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Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
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@SummerRay
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3 years
Imagine being this horny
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@SummerRay
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3 months
Big respect to the guy in this cafe trying to make the woman he’s with feel better because she’s saying how bad her eyesight is getting, by telling her “no but everything is so small these days. No one can see anything”
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@SummerRay
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5 months
Happy 11 year anniversary to the stylish but illegal IKEA Monkey. I regularly wear this locket and no one knows what’s inside.
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Show yourself Inspector Gadget
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@SummerRay
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@SummerRay
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5 years
I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse. This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television
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@SummerRay
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7 years
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
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@SummerRay
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2 months
@DiscussingFilm I went ahead and recreated it. This could have been a dream job for an artist like me 🥲
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@SummerRay
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24 days
Update: The fox has been safely collected by these brilliant people and is on his way to a wonderful life:
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@SummerRay
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3 years
Love this bit of Who Framed Roger Rabbit trivia in an animation book I’m reading
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@SummerRay
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8 years
My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now
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@SummerRay
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5 years
I can’t find this song on Spotify
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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So many lies by Sleepy Joe and the Do Nothing Democrats!
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@SummerRay
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@FalkAppreciator
Peter Falk Appreciator
1 year
Why is this in the fucking Frasier font
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Open for a surprise
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@SummerRay
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4 years
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@SummerRay
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1 year
@thechosenberg @JustinWhang But that username would perk me right up
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@SummerRay
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5 years
With the announcement of the Dune reboot, here are three incredible scenes from the original book my mum spent 24 months freehand stitching
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@SummerRay
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@chomper1994
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This looks significantly better than the AI art that was showcased in this film, and it only took a few hours too! If I saw this in the film, it would get a heart from me for the authenticity. You know Shudder, you still have time to swap out AI for this.
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Shelley Duvall as Wendy Torrance in The Shining - private commission 🔪 🩸
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@SummerRay
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4 years
Why does Matt Hancock look like he’d feature on a Buzzfeed listicle titled “32 bouncy castles that will haunt your dreams”
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@SummerRay
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5 years
Where’s the other glove
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Celebrating my 33rd Annual 39th Birthday.
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@SummerRay
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1 year
Remembering the most devastating your mum joke ever written
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@SummerRay
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@TheyTrulyHateU Oh you commented here too. Here it is again.
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@SummerRay
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6 years
It’s been 21 years and I still don’t know what Robbie Williams is loving angels instead of
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@SummerRay
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4 years
Happy Halloween 2020
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@SummerRay
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4 months
To celebrate STEAMBOAT WILLIE entering the public domain, here’s a reshare of one of my most unhinged designs ever. It's Walt Disney with Mickey mouse except it's me and the IKEA monkey.
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Want to feel old?
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@SummerRay
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24 days
@the_nitnat I’ve never seen anything like it. The sweetest, most domesticated undomesticated animal I’ve ever seen!
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@SummerRay
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2 years
I thought this was a selection of deep pan pizzas
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@SummerRay
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10 years
Stuck for a name for your band? Type nonsense into your iPhone text box and let autocorrect work its magic. http://t.co/N6flOl2Wc7
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@SummerRay
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7 years
Halloween costume ideas
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@SummerRay
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1 year
@TheCaptainSauce @TwitterSupport Saving this tweet to look back on when it does actually happen
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@SummerRay
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8 months
Anyone recommend a good pub showing the Dispatches final tonight?
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@SummerRay
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9 years
Alright bus, no need to show off. http://t.co/61Vnwt9Ove
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@SummerRay
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4 years
Losing my absolute mind at this documentary hosted by Pierce Brosnan about the legend of Robin Hood. It is one of the strongest accidental Partridges you will ever witness
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@SummerRay
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Happy birthday Twin Peaks. Today marks 34 years since the pilot first aired on April 8th 1990 🦉🪵⛰️⛰️
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Wow, judging by the replies it looks like a lot of us need therapy.
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Twin Peaks Log Lady private commission 🪵
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@SummerRay
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4 years
A masterclass in making assumptions before you’ve reached the end of the tweet
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@SummerRay
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9 months
Whenever Paul Chuckle is trending I remember my greatest moment on this website - the time he blocked me for this tweet.
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10 years
I drew you like one of my French girls @PaulChuckle2 @LeeMifsud http://t.co/DaecEL3DN2
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@SummerRay
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8 years
My mum spent 24 months freehand stitching these three unbelievable scenes from Dune
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Sure sex is good but have you ever watched Paul McCartney write Get Back in the space of 3 minutes in front of your very eyes
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@SummerRay
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6 months
Why’s no one resharing the best Cilla photo of all time
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I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/AY86JjznfH
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@SummerRay
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6 years
All Sarahs beware, I saw a woman this morning on the train wearing a lanyard that said ‘Sarah Hunter’ on it
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1 year
@McShirehampton Fuck, this is SO good
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@SummerRay
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5 years
What’s the most random/strangest/memorable visitor that ever came to your school? We had an eccentric poet who just burst through the classroom and screamed “OOMPA OOMPA STICK IT UP YOUR JOOMPA” over and over while skipping around the classroom
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@SummerRay
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2 years
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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@SummerRay
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4 months
Just discovered secret letters under the Laughing Cow cheese labels. What does it mean?
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@SummerRay
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4 years
It had to be done
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@SummerRay
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7 years
The catalogue of Halloween costumes, page 2
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Even in mug space, women earn a third less than men.
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@SummerRay
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9 years
It's a good time to revisit this poster that I spotted on the Northern line http://t.co/Cj0hzWTgK6
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Just tried to take a sneaky photo of this dog on the train. I don’t think anyone noticed
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@SummerRay
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5 years
How... how is this even a slogan?
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@SummerRay
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4 years
Racists, keep the public safe and put your xenophobia to good use by shouting at people in the street to “GO HOME”
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@SummerRay
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3 years
What’s the most grief your name has ever given you? You might think that “Sarah” (my real name) is safe enough, but more than once I’ve sent an email without noticing that my phone has autocorrected it to “Satan”
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@SummerRay
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1 year
Yes it’s real
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@darklongbox
Longbox of Darkness
1 year
Share a movie poster that lives rent-free in your head. Mine’s the Conan The Barbarian film poster by Renato Casaro (1982). Magnificent! #filmtwitter
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@SummerRay
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10 years
Tiny Putin makes a wonderful table centrepiece for any occasion. http://t.co/EdWDpBwKq4
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@SummerRay
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6 years
I have never seen a photo of an old person when they were young, where they didn’t look cool AF
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@SummerRay
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3 years
Took me a while but I finally drew the shining stars from the Handforth Parish Council spectacle. #jackieweaverhastheauthority
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@SummerRay
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@PolybiusChamp Whhhhhat?!
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@SummerRay
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6 years
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Happy birthday to me
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@SummerRay
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Hello, a reminder that I am available to hire for your film poster needs 👀
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@filmstofilms_
Films to Films
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‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
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@SummerRay
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6 years
I will never get over how much Steven Seagal looks like a badly rendered computer game character from 1996
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The earth has music for those who listen.
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@SummerRay
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9 years
Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack
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7 years
"Bollocks. That is bollocks."
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@SummerRay
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6 years
Natalie Crémebrûléeglia
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@SummerRay
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3 years
New Year’s Day always gets me nostalgic over my best moments
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@SummerRay
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2 years
Wait… Are the London Tombs CHARGING people £100 to carry out free labour?
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3 years
Is this where I now promote something of mine? I’d love it if you followed my art Insta 👀
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I'm begging of you please don't take my man
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3 years
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ended a relationship? I once dumped a guy I was dating because he said his favourite album was that U2 one we all got free with our iPhones
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@cara_atl It LOVED being held and petted! Softest fur in the entire world
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@arrtnem Thank you Positivity Moon, I agree
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3 years
Time once again to share one of the funniest moments ever in British television history
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@SummerRay
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9 years
The Spice Girls: great 90s pop band. Terrible at balancing. http://t.co/E9Vy8ShZFL
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Mum just texted me these with the message “put these on twitter too. People haven’t seen these”
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@SummerRay
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7 years
Yes I am upset about #Uber but also remember that time I nearly died because my driver was playing the guitar on a busy road
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TBH I'm more concerned over the fact that we still haven't had a Doctor Who with a legit medical qualification
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4 years
Join me for my BBC News dance routine workout. Every day on the hour, for the next 3 months
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10 months
Happy #insidious release day 👹
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2 months
Rather than get all salty over the use of AI in Late Night with the Devil, I went ahead and recreated my own version 🎃
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Guys… it’s Lucy from Twin Peaks WITH MY LUCY FROM TWIN PEAKS ILLUSTRATION S!/&273XOWLWML///!!
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For everyone asking, I didn’t buy it like this. I bought the locket and printed a photo of the monkey, then cut it out and placed it inside, because he is my beloved.
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@Tweet_Dec He only agreed to do this because he knew the backlash she’d get and the compliments he’d receive. Genius
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5 years
Another time, my mum came to our class with a hedgehog she found under a car. She didn’t know it had fleas and it caused absolute chaos
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Why does Steven Seagal look like a badly rendered computer game character from 1996
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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BREAKING: Hollywood action hero Steven Seagal brands NFL kneeling protest 'outrageous..a joke...disgusting'. @GMB
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My alternative poster design for upcoming horror LONGLEGS 👹
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The smoothest move on #TheTraitors so far
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5 years
Me as a background actor pretending to have a normal conversation
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Mila after having a naughty dip in the local park’s new water garden
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The most impressive thing about Arsenal is how it's very nearly two bum words in one name.
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4 years
Sexy Halloween costumes (2020 edition)
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Halloween costume ideas 2019
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