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I sometimes make YouTube videos.

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Joined December 2014
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@TheCaptainSauce
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2 years
This Harry Potter remake looks like shit.
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3 years
Did YouTube see the success of Unus Annus and decide to delete itself?
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1 year
Not the first time Anakin has been used to clear a lobby full of kids.
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Anakin Skywalker, Darth Maul, and more Force users drop into Fortnite today. Will you follow the light or dark side?
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@CrankGameplays Cmon dude... you only single-handedly run a company that entertains millions and produces a blossoming clothing line, have toured the country and raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity. How could you possibly cook chicken?
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@TwitterSupport Come April you'll be limiting certain letters to Blue subscribers.
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1 year
@MrBeast They do in every developed nation except America. It's why your video helped people in the US and 3rd world nations.
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It can't be overstated how good X-Men 97 is. What could easily pass as a nostalgia-bait kids cartoon is actually one of the best written, best animated pieces of modern media.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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2 years
@shoe0nhead Why would anyone pay after weeks of watching her get fucked for free?
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5 years
Meet Zeke.
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6 years
@Jack_Septic_Eye @YouTube I sincerely hope the context of this is that "Logan was given a strike" rather than "we handled the situation properly the entire time".
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@TheCaptainSauce
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1 year
@MKBHD Look at how excited they expect people will be.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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7 years
@brianyegge @SenSanders This is as stupid as saying "You fight to help the homeless yet you own a home". His belongings don't define his actions.
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My parents are 70, retired and live off 1 pension + savings. For Christmas, I subscribed them to a snow clearing service. Instead of waking up to hours of shovelling this morning, they found a clear driveway. I couldn't do this without all of you supporting my channel. Thank you
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@peta The man taught a generation of people to respect nature. You've taught a generation of people that those who respect nature are lunatics. I hope the next google doodle is a used colonoscopy bag on fire to represent PETA.
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@CrankGameplays Everyone: sub boxes are broken and have been for years Ethan: let's test that
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@LoganPaul Bro, the matrix just pissed my pants
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@hutchinson Spend $8 on Twitter, remove $8,000,000,000 from the military industrial complex.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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@CrankGameplays I didn't realize the house you moved in to was a purchase instead of a rental. Congrats man! Too bad Trix taste like fruity cardboard.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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1 year
Channel/health update; I haven't uploaded in 2 months and haven't had an iritis flare-up in 2 months. I'm constantly experimenting with new lighting, monitors, glasses and medications but there's been minimal improvement. I'm not done with YT, I just can't risk blindness for it.
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With Zeke's supervision, I've spent the past 2 days rebuilding my snowblower. I'd sooner hurl myself into the sea than shovel one more inch.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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It feels a little surreal to be the latest member of the 2 mil sub club. Thanks for everything, guys.
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9 years on YouTube 🥳🍅
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9 months
I finally finished building a workbench in my basement and am feeling pretty proud of the result.
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1 year
@elonmusk Every tweet of yours that lands in my recommendations makes me more and more excited for this company to go bankrupt.
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3 years
Yo @realDonaldTrump why aren't you replying to my DMs? Rude 😡
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New video today. Twitter heard it first.
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1 year
I uploaded a video after nearly a 2 month break and it's performing fine 🥹 Thanks for not forgetting about me.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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3 years
@MoistCr1TiKaL 2 minutes shitting, 43 minutes of undisturbed phone time.
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@TheCaptainSauce
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3 years
I uploaded my first YouTube video exactly 6 years ago today. I sometimes think about where life would have taken me without YouTube but any path I come up with ends in a worse place than where I am now. No matter how long you've been watching for, thank you.
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8 years on YouTube 🎉
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Just wanted to say I see everyone's nice comments on my last 2 videos and I'm very grateful for all of you. I've even had relatives notice the crazy support and message me asking why my community is so nice.
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3 years
Who's gonna teach me the verified club secret handshake?
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1 year
Not saying slurs, dming underaged fans, scamming viewers or buying deepfakes of peers is way easier than some creators would lead you to believe.
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4 years
We play a game called Hide and Zeke. Just behind the mantle bookcase was one of my best spots until he heard me trying not to laugh.
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1 year
Let the record show I was once notable in entertainment 🫡 I'd sooner shit in my hands and clap than give Elon Musk a dollar. Verification goes away tomorrow. Follow me or forget me.
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TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
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For the record, I'm not dead or quitting. I lost a week to a heat wave, then nearly 2 weeks to covid, took a week off for a wedding and am now working on getting back into things while friends/family are staying in the house. I miss being a successful YouTuber! I'm not done yet.
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*Chooses hair that looks most like my hair* *Chooses beard that looks most like my beard* *Chooses visor color that matches channel brand* "You copied X YouTuber's avatar" x 100 comments
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4 years
Can we take a moment to appreciate how thirsty brands were for a Fall Guys skin until money was involved? Every multi-billion dollar company disappeared once charity was mentioned. Who stepped up? Gaming brands, esports, streamers and YouTubers. $1M to gamers with disabilities.
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🏆 BIDDING IS FINISHED 🏆 THE WINNERS ARE: @G2esports @Ninja @AimLab @MrBeastYT With a combined donation of $1,000,000 for @SpecialEffect Probably the spiciest team up since The Avengers??????
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Whether it's AC Odyssey, Ghost of Tsushima, Last of Us 2 or Witcher 3, Zeke watches the game patiently waiting to see his favorite character; Horse.
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Dog looks like he was just betrayed by Palpatine.
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It seems my nudes leaked 😳
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I keep telling him I'm Canadian but he still calls me this time of year just to say "fuck you".
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It's weird to admit but CaptainSauce is my life's work. This channel has provided an awesome life for me and my family. It's been a creative outlet and a mountain of stress. One of you was my billionth view today. Thanks for helping make something that's really special to me.
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@Jacksepticeye She's buff enough to overcome that though.
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Snowy Zeke wishes you all a happy Wednesday.
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It's been a rough year for making content. Having only uploaded 4 videos in 2023 doesn't feel good but I've got 6 videos planned for the next few weeks including one that just went live. Go watch!
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New video Sunday 👀 Had a sponsor approach me with what has become my favorite game to record in years.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye So sorry to hear it. Sending well wishes to you and yours.
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5 years
Calling it: No TSeries vs. Pewdiepie No Logan Paul Lots of Fortnite dancing with Ninja and Marshmello Elon's space car At least 2 cable talk-show hosts (Colbert, Noah, Kimmel, Conan or Oliver) Will Smith as the lead A completely tone-deaf message and false representation of YT
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It's almost time... #YouTubeRewind drops at 10am PST TODAY at this link: .
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Real talk, taking on more sponsors and merch has caused a big boost in my productivity. Being contractually obligated and having people rely on me forces me to upload and do the best job I can. It might be time for someone to return 💰🦃🕶️
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I have a prototype in my hand and am floored at how cool it is. So excited!
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Mr Beast could cure cancer and some chode on Twitter would still have a hot take about how that's bad.
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2 years
Considering I don't draw and only have a mouse, I think this turned out pretty good.
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Tomorrow's video is 25 minutes of the most fun I've had recording in years. I really tried to cut it down to my usual 15-20 but there's just too much new content in an old favorite.
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I've had so many recording sessions fail because the shitty mobile games I love playing don't work on janky PC emulators. It's time to invest in something more reliable.
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My neighbors have been blasting "What does the fox say" for hours. I'm THIS CLOSE to loading up Tila Tequila's "I like to fuck" and returning fire 🤏
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Zeke is a soft boy and doesn't bark so we trained him to ring a little bell when he needs to go out 😭
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4 months
Just watched this Best Buy employee repeatedly ignore an old lady trying to get his attention. Rude.
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Almost 600 dislikes on today's video cause people are shocked I didn't cry at a stickman flash game. Hilarious.
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3 years
I'm having a hard time getting any work done this morning.
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Whether you're watching the few new videos I've been able to make recently or binging my old stuff, thanks for supporting me through what's likely been my hardest time on YouTube.
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It's 3am and I don't know why I just spent an hour making this.
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@CrankGameplays Have you even tried politely asking them to leave??
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Picking a fight with a teenager only to get demolished then arrested? Is Andrew Tate secretly a member of Team Rocket?
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Wanna win your own CaptainSauce figure? RT + follow @youtooz and we'll pick a few winners before the Nov 27th release! 🍅
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Godzilla vs. Kong is a mediocre movie but an awesome 30 minutes of monster fights. Love it.
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I spent all day thinking my PC had a virus. Turns out a YT tab auto-played "10 hours of silence occasionally interrupted by Pickmin".
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If you hear Amouranth has an abusive husband and the husband part is what upsets you, seek therapy.
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4 years
Anyone who replies "simp" when I interact with a woman online gets blocked. I dunno why people think it's funny to try to isolate members of the gaming community but you can sincerely fuck off.
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I'm old and fat now but there was a time when I put effort into Halloween.
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There's a CaptainSauce renaissance on the horizon.
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Zeke is now officially a therapy dog meaning he gets to help make people happy 😊
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I would die for him 🥺
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All I want for Christmas is for my immune system and eyeball to stop fighting.
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@CurtisCunning @KalinerGarcia @brianyegge @SenSanders "Why bring political reform to help the homeless million when you can let people sleep in your 3 houses?" Were you dropped as a child?
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I miss Octodad.
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I have a list of 105 games to potentially bring to the channel. There's a whole lot of content waiting for me to get my shit together.
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Going to a sponsor and telling them "I need my character in your game to be named Sneezy Anus, can we make that happen?" is a humbling experience.
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You have no idea how relieving it is to go a few months without feeling like someone is punching you in the eyes. I don't know when the next video will be but I can say I've been planning lots. Plenty of games found, mods downloaded and progress in ongoing series.
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Imagine calling yourself a waterbending master and never having thought of piss bending.
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Katara using her own sweat for waterbending
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Just had a game delete itself as I was recording a video. It's also somehow wiped its existence from the face of the internet. If I didn't have video proof I would think I was losing my mind.
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Watching Fortnite channels struggle to pronounce kamehameha is my new favorite pastime.
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Relative: So what do you do for a living? Me: I...uh...work in the entertainment industry.
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Henry Stickmin has been a great showcase for why I don't play games like Undertale. The game's preexisting fandom brings a ton of toxic viewers. You have to make your video, play the game and react the way they expect or get a torrent of complaining. They make the game unfun.
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2021 has been the most unlucky and miserable of my entire time on YT. Every other day I miss an upload because of some stupid, uncontrollable setback. I'm constantly working but have nothing to show for it and worry that everything I've built will sink if my luck doesn't turn.
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We're giving away a couple CaptainSauce plushies before the sale ends this weekend! Follow @makeship and retweet this post to enter. Winners will be chosen this time tomorrow.
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@CrankGameplays How it looks How it feels
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No video again today! I need another day of rest. I've mentioned health issues but never in detail since I don't like oversharing. With the internet being a big game of telephone, I see ppl confusing one another and worrying so I'll clarify:
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My province has been COVID free for a month and you could say im a little excited for a haircut.
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The stress of making YouTube videos will never top the stress of not making YouTube videos.
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Do baby centaurs suck on the human nipples or the horse nipples?
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3 years
Does "single btw" trending make this a good time to mention I've been with Chels for over a decade? Ive had crazy fans call her a gold digger as if we weren't together for 5+ years pre-YouTube.
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Parasocial relationships can be toxic and many ppl take them too far. As a reminder; I am not your friend. I don't know you. I am never going to talk to you in private, ever. Trying to use my friends, family or other creators to contact me or uncover personal info is gross.
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