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this is quite nice

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I’m gender critical. I’m anti-Corbyn. I’m suspicious of the woke. I read the Times. I’m a member of the Conservative Party. But above all I’m left wing

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the evidence about Jeremy Corbyn continues to pile up l, and point to one inescapable conclusion: hes nice

hippo king archibald phd (pointless hippo doctor)

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4 months

jezza just turned up halfway through the poetry night fundraiser we ran at the local palestinian cafe. we didn't have him billed as a guest speaker or anything - he just really wanted to come and hear everyone's poems 😭

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turns out the man who stood in front of the tank is a Beijing Students Autonomous Federation activist

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I only pretended I was part of this political project for three years, I was faking it. And I only did it in order to fail at a separate important task. Please put that in the newspaper

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

4 months

🔴 Sir Keir Starmer has admitted he never thought Jeremy Corbyn would win the 2019 general election and only served in his shadow cabinet to stop Conservative Brexit plans Read more 👇

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2 years

this seems quite bad!

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3 years

has a man ever benefited so little from being so correct?

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@kaymtye thank you for saying this. My grandfather hoarded all the insulin in Burkina Faso until commies dropped a big giant “100 ton” weight on him and he had to come to England.

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3 years

I don’t think my brain has ever recovered from this

BBC Question Time

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4 years

“I’d like to call out Labour as liars. I am one of the people he will tax more” This audience member, who earns over £80,000, criticises the taxation promises in the Labour Party manifesto. #bbcqt

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6 months

wonder if there are any children in that ‘18 and younger’ category

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2 years

if I could cry I would

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10 months

I’m 14 years old and Jacqui is right, global warming is a serious issue but I was actually trying to listen to Sir Keir Starmer explain how his govt would give me the speaking skills to one day get 10% off my car insurance

Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

10 months

"I hope [they] realise they were distracting from something that is enormously important for a whole load of other young people, however important they think their case around the Green Industrial Deal is" Jacqui Smith on the @GNDRising activists who interrupted Starmers speech

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POV: your mum’s new boyfriend has come in to your room to find you and your friends listening to hip hop and rock music

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4 years

as a lefty I would dearly love to vote for Cornbyn but I have decided to wait for a different leader - who could also triple membership, shift the argument massively to the left, win the TV debates, and launch an inspiring manifesto - but with the boyish good looks of a Trudeau

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3 years

this mysterious man told you so. But I can’t say who it is!

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

3 years

@marcusbarnett_ Stop. Pinning. Your. "I told you so"s. On. Corbyn. Say "Labour warned you". You damage your message by pushing it through the mouth of someone you know your audience hates! He's not a popular man!

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all rich people are convinced they’d be amazing at being poor, usually because they one time had to make £50 last for a whole week before their uncle returned from the Arctic to transfer them some more money, and they bought a reduced yoghurt

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people mocking Corbyn speaking out on Apsana Begum but moaning about Johnson and the lack of standards - this is all part of the same thing. The centre has abandoned all its standards and conventions one-by-one because there was a risk of them benefitting the left

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3 years

ask your friends to explain THIS

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why am I doing so badly? Thank you for asking - it’s because my opponent is too talented, and handsome

Jon Stone

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Keir Starmer tells LBC he’s doing badly in the polls because he's "battling against a pretty strong headwind” of the government's “fantastically successful” vaccine roll-out

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3 years

cropped this little bit from Starmer’s speech just for fun

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3 years

just taking a calm look at a graph of Labour’s “10-year electoral decline”

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The Guardian

@guardian

4 years

Politicians should stop bashing the rich… most of us just don’t agree | Sonia Sodha

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10 months

worth remembering that time a man hit Corbyn with an egg inside a mosque and all these same pricks either said nothing or laughed about it

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5 years

just got cold-called for a poll (possibly Survation??) and the question was “so if there was an election in Nuneaton tomorrow, and I said you had to vote Lib Dem would you? Bear in mind I’ve got your kids. I’ve got your kids in a warehouse.”

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4 years

[Laura Kuenssberg reporting on the My Lai Massacre in 1968] We all get angry sometimes don’t we?

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Emily Maitlis chatting to her friendly colleague in the Newsnight office kitchen. “You should say Corbyn is bad tonight,” he says, before his briefcase falls open, spilling 20 blue rosettes on to the floor. Emily’s eyes narrow in suspicion but she takes the suggestion on board

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3 years

haha rattled

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Lammy is the best. Can’t stop himself going on telly and just saying stuff that Skeletor would say if he did PPE at Oxford

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Lammy states that he can't vote for the SNP's ceasefire motion as 'it's an election year'

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3 years

this is what peak performance looks like

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it basically looks like a Labour councillor tried to get their ex-wife (whom it seems they were abusive to) imprisoned on trumped up charges, and the Labour right supported it, and no one cares

Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

2 years

A thread where @RivkahBrown from @novaramedia explains the shocking treatment of domestic abuse survivor & socialist Labour MP Apsana Begum. Here, Rivkah talks about the background to the case & the attempt by political friends of Apsanas abusive ex to send her to jail. (1/5)

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6 years

if Ben Bradley's apology tweet reaches 100k retweets it unlocks an additional bonus apology

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4 years

I can’t stress how normal I find this paragraph. Reading it evokes normal feelings in me. It’s a normal thing to print in your liberal newspaper !

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6 years

my housemate is Corbyn’s clothing advisor. Apparently they spent £80,000+ designing the perfect coat to troll the right and fire up the hard left. This was months in the making. They spent the budget earmarked for ‘Brexit criticism’ on it

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5 years

we all waited patiently for this day but I can’t believe it’s finally here - it’s ‘supporting Brexit to own Jenremy Corbyn’ day. Love to everyone

Eddie Marsan

@eddiemarsan

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Disagree with Theresa May all you like, but she’s come up with the best possible Brexit at the same time as acknowledging the truth, that it can be stopped. Corbyn refuses to acknowledge the truth because he puts his ideology before the country.

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Important clarification here: it’s Colonel Sanders himself that is the large chicken

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4 years

just checked to see how the Observer appraised Corbny after 100 days. They seemed very concerned that he didn’t have a plan for uhhhh ISIS and gene-editing

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6 years

hello kids, the Battle of Cable Street was when some fascists tried to march through London but were stopped by local people getting together and cleverly outflanking them from the right on immigration policy

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Israel is doing massacres as bad as most of the historical crimes that we’re comfortable calling ‘evil’, and all our politicians basically support it

Nicki

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The most horrifying thing I’ve read.

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Armando Iannucci

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‘Desperate neglect’: teachers washing clothes and finding beds as poverty grips England’s schools | Schools | The Guardian

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3 months

you have to say it’s very good that MPs are getting hassled and British IDF members are being inconvenienced. These are actually quite mild consequences for supporting mass killings

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@EmmaLewellBuck @AdmiralSlots great stuff, Emma. It sounds so good I might head down there today and take up gambling, try and get some of my debts cleared

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6 years

my mate who works at ToryHQ says it took Ben Bradley ages to delete the tweet as he was crying & had sweaty hands (due to of fear of Corbyn)

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while I’m working from home, I’m allowing ISIS to remotely access my high-spec work PC so they can use it to calculate their terror attacks. I charge them £50/month. My manager knows but can’t stop me because I’m in Unite

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seen a load of police violence videos from Bristol now. Not seen any of the supposed violence from protestors though. Not seen any footage of police officers getting hurt. Assume the police are saving the footage for a DVD release or something

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4 years

so The Line now is “if Corbyn didn’t want to get brutally ratfucked by his own party staff why didn’t he simply fire them all immediately, for which I would have surely congratulated him”

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4 years

“Can I just shock you? I hate internationalism, despite what I said earlier.”

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3 years

whether the death penalty comes back entirely depends on what Corbyn does. If he opposes it, the whole liberal commentariat will swing behind it instantly

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3 years

unimpressive, boring: Chairman Mao swimming the Yangtze River interesting, good: Tony Benn used to eat two Chicago Town deep dish triple cheese pizzas every day

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6 years

is it racist to call people ‘gammon’? no but should we nevertheless consider dropping it and using more respectful language towards each other online? also no

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this is one of the most boring rich person opinions you can hold

Peston

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“I’m going to say something controversial: I think MPs should be paid more…” @Aiannucci says that “good talented people” are put off entering politics due to public criticism and the finances needed to run for office #Peston

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4 years

looks like sly old Jermbery Crob has intentionally got Labour in big legal trouble by allowing staff members to spend years undermining him before getting big payoffs for it. The sly old fox

Harry Yorke

@HarryYorke1

4 years

Senior Labour frontbenchers are furious at the state the party has been left in by Jeremy Corbyn and former officials. The worst case scenario is that claims could cost Labour several million pounds. (However, the suggestion of it nearing £8m is firmly disputed)

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7 months

“I want to be Foreign Secretary one day!” is an extremely funny admission to make on telly when explaining why you won’t say war crimes are bad

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Lammy refuses to say whether he supports Israel's order for a million Gazans to leave their homes, stating 'it is not a yes or no question...war is ugly'

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2 years

great result for UK centrists tonight, as there’s now the potential for a rightwing military coup in Chile next year for them to support

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6 years

@coso9001 hope the left doesn’t mind me enjoying this....plain bagel! [chews for ages and struggles to swallow]

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3 years

this still urgently needs looking into

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4 years

[seeing Rosa Luxemburg get murdered] Wow. I by no means agree with everything that Rosa says, and we have had some heated debates over the past couple years, but this move by the Freikorps is unproductive and unhelpful

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Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

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"Lets stand back here and gets some facts... Graham Jones, I know him really well. He's not a Corbynite.. not hard left.. absolutely not anti Israel... you could all imagine saying expletive America.. Graham Jones is not an antisemite" Ed Balls rushes to defend Graham Jones #GMB

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[Sam Gyimah joining the Lib Dem’s] LD: welcome Sam. Now, what seat would you like to contest? A Brexiteer Tory-held one? SG: No. Send me to the slimmest majority in the country, held by a Remainer. Ideally somewhere there’s been a big fire that my old party did LD: you got it!

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the Last Leg lads moaning that Labour have no policies and Starmer doesn’t seem to stand for anything……huh

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5 years

at xmas, children in Lib Dem households are visited by ‘Serious Vincent’ - a sort of skeleton that brings good children a new skills wallet, and presents bad children with a loan repayment schedule

The Independent

@Independent

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Vince Cable: ‘Stop pretending to be Santa handing out shiny presents and have a serious debate about spending’

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4 years

OLD RULE: the leader should be able to quickly say in interviews if specific statements are racists or not NEW RULE: best not to get involved

Victoria Derbyshire

@VictoriaLIVE

4 years

🎙️ Is it Islamophobic? 🗣️ It’s not for me to pronounce if it’s Islamophobic or not 🎙️ Why not? Labour leadership candidate @lisanandy reacts to news ex-UK equality watchdog chief Trevor Phillips has been suspended from Labour over Islamophobia claims

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2 years

well look which awful fucking scumbag shows up in this Freddie Mercury doc, joining in the homophobic attacks on him after his death

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my 5 year old daughter who is not very politically engaged but does have a genius IQ just now: “daddy can we still buy those Waitrose crisps I like or will we be subject to violent threats and attacks from Owen Jones’s army of thugs?” 🥺😭💔

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I’m just starting a 10yr prison sentence for rolling my eyes at the giant poppy and they tell me I have a visitor. It’s Kier Starmer. He tells me through the plexiglass not to worry, he’s playing the long game. Of course. I’m happy to help

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@Sathnam somebody wanted to fix it and you joined in pretending he was racist because you were worried about the value of your property

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bending down to a small homeless child outside the Guardian office and whispering “I am sorry for your plight but I simply cannot vote for a man who has an allotment” And striding off in a big coat

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you can tell Change UK were a great bunch of lads because they’ve all gone on to use their skills to help society at water companies and PR firms, the lifeblood of our communities❤️

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4 years

posting a pic of an opponent this low-res is such a powerful move

Diane Abbott MP

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So @MattHancock loses his temper on @BBCr4today just now. Maybe he is upset that all his misrepresentations are catching up with him #coronavirusuk

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3 years

Jeremy Corbyn, wins

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4 years

@ayeshahazarika @francesbarber13 you’d hope that someone who’s repeatedly this islamophobic will have their application rejected 🤞

Owen Jones

@OwenJones84

6 years

Here is respected actor Frances Barber responding to a Muslim asking people not to blame all Muslims for terrorism with "Then please stop killing us." This is gratuitous anti-Muslim bigotry, yet she remains respected and respectable.

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1 year

imagine if a politician took a very crowded train, and then posted a video of their experience. That would be something we could all support !!

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by saying Germany feels guilty about doing the Holocaust, Owen Jones has once again crossed a red line that I’ve just made up. He must resign from YouTube!

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@kaymtye he was crushed flat like a pancake the whole time I knew him but he taught me to always work hard and to never give up

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6 years

prediction: Brexit will get to the verge of collapse then at the last minute a couple of Labour right geniuses will somehow accidentally get us the hardest Brexit by trying to own Corbyn

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4 years

being outflanked on the left, by the super-rich

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2 years

is the ‘Progressive Alliance’ gonna be a thing where everyone agrees to stop courting the right wing newspapers and being anti-immigration and transphobic and pro-war, or is it just an app that tells me when to vote Lib Dem?

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[Tomorrow, 9:23am] Marr: Prime Minister, people will already know that you hate ISIS, and would do anything to stop them. Even risking your own life. But will you say now, unequivocally, “fuck ISIS”? Johnson: thank you Andrew. Let me say firstly, I welcome this scrutiny

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Corbyn under pressure after failure to name personal five favourite strategic uses of white phosphorus

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4 years

just donated to the Corbyn thing. Cancelled all my direct debits to Help For Heroes etc to cover it, so I’m all good financially

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3 years

this is true. I’m left wing and I hate the value of place. I hate places, I hate locations. I hate areas. And I will never go to a ‘region’

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@RobBurl yeah we once had a few people off sick in my office, and we accidentally hired a famous lawyer accused of being a paedophile to cover reception. It’s easily done !

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4 years

nailed on that Labour will invite the Leigh Pizza Man in and build their next big policy around his demands, like when Homer designs the car

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3 years

these policies were in the 2019 Labour manifesto. It pains me to say it, but given the scale of our historic defeat, we need to abandon these pledges 😔

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3 years

it’s 2015 again and we love it!

Times Politics

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Keir Starmer will seek to reset his faltering leadership with a pledge to make the Labour Party “unashamedly pro-business”

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Laura Pidcock: I prefer, not to be friends, with a Tory MP Me: Child. Politicians need to work together Jo Swinson: no coalition with Jeremy Corbyn ever Me: finally a grown up

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5 years

texts flooding in from my Lib Dem mates and they’re not good

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3 years

Keir Starmer bangs the mouse on the desk when the computer freezes

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6 years

the stupidest thing in Friends is that they supposedly all hang out in the morning before work. No one has ever done this

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2 years

wow, must’ve been hard to pick a proudest moment in a career that has spanned turning a blind eye to child abuse, bringing in tuition fees, supporting the Iraq war, and proposing priority housing for white people. Impressive stuff!

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@SpittingImage @Keir_Starmer @jessphillips honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen

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2 years

@siennamarla I am Lee Harpin’s nephew and I’m asking you to no longer post these updates. He is in the bathroom screaming into a towel and it’s ruining family board games night

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@iammightor

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Labour: what if you could learn new things? For free? Your whole life? Lib Dems: what if you had to phone a freephone number to obtain a login for a special website to access a kind of educational ISA that might at some point contain a third of one year’s tuition fees?

The New Statesman Politics

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Exclusive: Liberal Democrats unveil plan to give £9,000 to over-25s for adult education, reports @PronouncedAlva

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at times like this people like Jimmy say they want leaders who are compassionate to refugees, but when we had a leader who visited refugee camps this was the response

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2 years

sometimes you just have to do normal policing stuff like beating pallbearers until they drop a murdered journalist’s coffin

Khadija

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Everyone switch on to Al Jazeera right now. This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen. IOF is attacking mourners carrying Shireen’s body from the hospital right now. They’re using stun grenades and tear gas and charging at them with horses and batons.

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fair play, this is one of the finest rattlings I’ve seen in a while

Lucy McDaid

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🗣️‘If you asked 100 people outside about net zero, 90 wouldn’t be bothered’ - @LeeAndersonMP_ 🎥 @itvnews spent time with three MPs during recess to gauge what’s on the minds of voters… Here’s a 🌶️ exchange from the piece with @AnushkaAsthana

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seeing Prince William not cheating on his wife for a full 90mins has lifted the nation’s spirits

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