Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend Twitter profile

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

6 years

People wanna see aliens so bad, yet they can't tolerate humans with a different skin color.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Twitter made her remove this brilliant post. 🏆

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2 years

Here’s a reminder that open-carry is completely different when it comes to us:

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Follow-up to the Black Firefighter in Rochester, NY who filed a discrimination lawsuit after attending a party mocking Juneteenth with KFC buckets. The host couple turned on the White tears and “cancel culture can be cruel,” but watch what’s discovered at the end:

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And you wonder why you’re banned from future pumpkin carving contests:

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2 years

Beaker got messed up when he left The Muppets and moved to Florida:

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2 months

Donnell Rawlings on military service: “White people go to protect and serve, Black people go for the benefits.” 😂😂😂

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

She seems like a nice neighbor:

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Former Pike Township homeowner ordered to pay $225K in discrimination lawsuit

Vicki New was caught on camera making racist threats and attacks against neighbors on the northwest side of Indianapolis.

www.wthr.com

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@iamalmostlegend

1 year

Scenes from the UConn campus after they won the college basketball championship last night: Can’t figure out why I’m not seeing these quotes: “Animals!” “Why are they destroying their own communities?” “It’s their music.” “Fatherless homes.” 🤔🤔🤔 #UConn #Huskies

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@iamalmostlegend

1 month

Yeah, colloidal silver and onion wrapped socks are better than a tetanus shot. 😒

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@iamalmostlegend

9 months

This one 😂🏆🏆🏆

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@iamalmostlegend

2 months

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2 months

Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?

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Mr. Christopher

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27 days

To think I spent all of those years going to college, getting higher degrees, and accumulating debt when I could've just sat at home and waited for DEI to hire me for a high-level job I wasn't qualified for.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

1 month

Good morning to all my DEIs around the world. Let’s go:

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5 months

Ethel goes hard 🔥🔥🔥

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1 year

Herschel Walker’s daughter 😂

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3 months

Woman ends the date after the guy uses the N-word. He follows her home and tries to explain himself, says he’s not racist and has Black friends, but the toxic Incel Inside surfaced real quick:

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Mr. Christopher

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2 years

@KevinGS430 Facts. And when you think deeper about this, we’re the descendants of the strongest and the fittest who survived the passage, and generations of slavery. That gives a whole new meaning and perspective to our existence, imho.

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1 year

@mtracey

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2 months

Love this. 🙏🏽

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@iamalmostlegend

1 month

Three days later and still no answer. I wonder why that is… 🙃

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2 months

@1Creole_Pisces I mean 😬😂

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@iamalmostlegend

7 years

Denying Sophie's Choice #RepublicanAMovie

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1 month

It’s like Beyoncé turned on the lights and these blue check racist cockroaches came running out tonight:

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@iamalmostlegend

1 month

@KeneAkers If you don’t mind me sharing this, brother Kenny: Here’s an ex-Mormon sharing some of her painful experiences about being brainwashed to believe that she was lesser because of the Curse.

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@iamalmostlegend

3 months

@notcapnamerica Should’ve been more careful marrying a guy who looks” just like” Jason Momoa — Someone called him Jason Mimosa 🤣

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

1/ An 88-year old Georgia woman fell backwards while stepping onto a curb and could’ve cracked her skull on the pavement, but this beautiful brother caught her from behind and stopped her fall. The things that happen when we see and treat each other as human beings:

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@iamalmostlegend

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@michaelharriot It’s White women like her that have told lies that ruined or ended Black lives throughout history. That’s why the “Not all of us” White women are so intolerable. Thank you for this and for all of the amazing work you’ve done and continue to do. 🙏🏽

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

6 years

"Nudity is not pornography. Pornography is when you take the humanity out of it." -Terry Crews When you listen to TC speak about his life experiences and wisdom, you'll understand his greatness beyond entertainment. Thank you @terrycrews 🙏🏽

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1 year

“You killed me!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@lanna_mick Here's one of the tweets from the deactivated acct

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

@TerrenceDicker5 Hell yeah! They don’t expect us to know shit and they’re ready to kill us any second.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 months

Crossing the Florida state line into Alabama — what the first thing you notice?

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9 months

Someone should’ve had the police shut this down 🤣🤣🤣

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9 months

Jennifer, a contract worker at a Selma hospital, saw the people who started the brawl come in for treatment. She says they were terrified because everyone on the hospital staff was Black and said, “Everybody’s n***ers in here,” then called the police.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

I’d like to invite this Karen to the All-Black Barbecue this weekend, with a lineup of Black comedians she’s bound to disagree with.

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@iamalmostlegend

6 years

Yo Memo is so fake, Milli Vanilli couldn't even lip sync it. #YoMemoJokes

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@iamalmostlegend

4 months

@notcapnamerica Really appreciate the way her mother explained that, and related it to other aspects of life. Gives her a great foundation of open-mindedness to grow up with. The innocence of youth until we’re jaded by those whose parents taught them otherwise.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

I’m all kinds of confused by this sign.

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1 year

Grandson of Ralph Yarl’s shooter discusses his grandfather’s racism and media’s enhancement of it:

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2 years

Video of MGT and Jan. 6th convict Brandon Straka at CPAC. He talks about his reasons for the theatrics. The last shot is 😂😂😂

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1 year

@notcapnamerica They don’t see Black people as human beings, children or not. Their hatred and anger runs so deep, they’re ready to fight their own shadow sometimes because it’s black.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

7 years

Aliens invade earth but humans always find a way to destroy them with primitive technology. #PopularMovieCliches

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

This video always makes me 😂

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Here’s Mary Znidarsic-Nicosia admitting that she had a racist Twitter account that, in her words, “operates under the veil of a persona.” I edited in some of the tweets from the account as she’s speaking:

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

1 month

Terrence K. Williams is already a joke, but it’s always funny when a joke writes itself:

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

1 month

Other than this list of false stats for racism and dehumanization’s sake, let’s say all Black people vanished tomorrow. With our disappearance goes every invention Black people contributed to in medicine, tech, and culture for starters. What would the U. S. be like then?

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Whatever he’s training for, he’s ready 😆

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

@notcapnamerica Step-by-step textbook example: 1) The joke: "I'm Black too!" 2) The shock & disbelief: "Wow!" 3) The challenge: "How would a White woman be treated differently?" 4) The victimization: "The same thing happened to me! It happens to White people too!" She's disgusting.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

7 years

If you don't pay an exorcist, do you get repossessed? #QuestionsINeedAnswersTo

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@iamalmostlegend

12 days

Evangelical MAGA Pastor Shane Vaughn calls SC Justice Jackson “Judge Jumanji Jungle Lips” and says what’s coming out of her lips is “jungle monkey sense.” He later gives the usual racist ‘apology’ of ‘not having a racist bone in his body,’ then immediately insults her again.

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3 months

Yeah, Saved by the Bell was a fun show.

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2 years

Good, ‘cause I hate eating bananas that have bones:

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Comedian Ryan Davis has the exact same thoughts I have about Meghan Markle. She has been White-passing/White-leaning in her personal and professional lives, but it wasn’t until she got with Harry that she now “understands what’s it like to be treated like a Black woman.”

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Soon as I’m confident he’s not gonna morph into a vampire-demon or something, I’m giving him a stiff elbow. What would you do?

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4 months

I grew up in the South too. There is no “To me is was about…” at all. But she and many other Southerners don’t care about what I, or others who look like me, think. This is worse than her initial response. And the smug guy nodding beside her, the perfect metaphor.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

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@iamMauriceW I’m sure you “fit a description.” You know: Black male, between 4’ 3” and 7’2,” upright walking and casually strolling outside of his natural, African habitat. Glad you’re safe brother. 🙏🏽

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

@DiegoDarwin2021 The way she tried to pull excuses out of her lopsided facelift 😆 And her eye roll; she hated being put on the spot and having to face her own racist BS. The lawyer 😂😂😂 You can’t write this stuff better.

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@iamalmostlegend

9 months

Are Jennifers about to have their own category along with Karens and Beckys?

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@iamalmostlegend

8 years

Your mom threatens to slap the Black off of you and actually does it. #BlackPlotTwists

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@iamalmostlegend

11 months

@Bornakang She ain’t playin around 😅 Young women now will be 10x worse when they get to be her age.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Drunk White woman calls flight attendant the N-word while sitting next to a Black woman. Black woman almost chokes her out, they remove her (hopefully to First Class), and the WW tears and victimhood follow right after. Textbook WW behavior that has gotten many of us killed:

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1 year

@mtracey I’m from the Deep South and there are “countless Blacks” who don’t sound like that at all. But I’m sure ‘countless’ to you is two or three. Note: Anyone who refers to us as ‘Blacks’ says everything about their bias. They never say ‘Whites.’

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@iamalmostlegend

11 months

It’s no surprise The Little Mermaid tanked in South Korea and racist comments were made about Halle Bailey as Ariel. Even movie posters are marketed differently in Asian countries when a Black actor is in the leading cast. Anti-Black racism is worldwide.

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1 year

The majority of conservatives whining about the Britney Griner prisoner swap didn't even know who Paul Whelan was until it became a "what about..." talking point.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 years

@barstoolsports I don’t see any comments calling them “animals!” Hmm, I wonder why… 🤔

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

6 years

Why are they called apartments when they're so close together? #ThingsThatConfuseMe

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@iamalmostlegend

1 year

Trevor Noah speaks for people like me who were born into this world and shaped by Black women like my mother, grandmothers, aunts, and cousins, who’ve experienced a completely different reality than the non-Black women around them. Thank you for saying this out loud, Trevor. 🙏🏽

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@TheDailyShow

1 year

Trevor gives thanks to the fans who supported him over the last seven years and the Black women who shaped his life.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

7 years

MTV is playing music videos #SignsYoureBackInThe80s

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@iamalmostlegend

3 months

No comment. The jokes are too easy.

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@iamalmostlegend

10 months

@AfricanArchives 1/ When I was in high school in the late 90s in Alabama, Black people were cooking food for a Klan rally in a small town near the city I’m from. One of the local news stations interviewed the cooks and they talked about how the Klan paid them for their services…

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@iamalmostlegend

7 years

Mare-A-Lago #TrumpRacehorseNames

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@iamalmostlegend

1 year

@DailyLoud He should go to a respected hypnotherapist to see if they can take him back to the moment when he created the password. That’s worth at least one final attempt. 😬

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If you can't feel your face when you're with her, you might be having a stroke due to high blood pressure. #FactCheckASong

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1 year

As an actual Black person who has passed by Confederate monuments my entire life (and still do), the reply I want to say to this low-budget Thundercat-looking idiot would get me banned from Twitter so I’m just gonna 🤐

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

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Marjorie Taylor Greene on Confederate statues: “If I were Black people today and I walked by one of those statues I would be so proud because I’d say look how far I have come in this country.”

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@KeneAkers For example ~ BLACK PERSON: I get tired of being followed around in stores like I'm about to steal something. WHITE PERSON: I get followed around sometimes in stores, but I just ignore it and don't let it bother me. You should just ignore it too.

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@iamalmostlegend

2 months

@the_new_politic Are you open to the idea of a comedian telling jokes?

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

6 years

Great quote from the great @terrycrews : Life has no limits, but it should have plenty of boundaries.

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@iamalmostlegend

3 months

@myronjclifton @trcterp She posted that she’s okay. 🙏🏽 And F the idiots being unkind to her.

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Mr. Christopher

@iamalmostlegend

2 years

Much love and blessings to @mariana057 because she consistently posts jokes and content that brings humor and happiness to many across the world EVERY SINGLE DAY. I hope that Mariana feels the happiness she makes all of us feel every single day as well. Thank you Mariana! 🙏🏽❤️

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