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Wateba 21.7 🇰🇪

@iWateba

5 years

Sounds like the account owner's personal problem.

CNN Business

@CNNBusiness

5 years

Netflix is raising prices next month

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2 years

The calculator app must be wondering what's with all the sudden attention.

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@iWateba

6 years

I pulled the #WhatTheFluffChallenge on my son 😂😂😂😂

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6 years

Beyonce's team spent 4 months tracking down these choreographers from Mozambique she had seen a while back on You Tube. When she finaly gets to meet them, one of the dudes asks Beyonce, "What's your name?" 😂 Gold!

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1 year

Can you walk behind the sofa in your house? 👀 😂. This lad has gems!

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@iWateba

1 year

Growing up, getting to Class 3 and finally being allowed to use a biro/ink pen was such a flex 😅

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2 years

Yvonne Okwara is so calm. Mimi ningejibu "And unfortunately you've never been a journalist before either and that's why I'm the one asking the questions!" Kaende!!

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@iWateba

3 months

Does it run on Koko fuel ?

stiquez wabaki san

@stiquez

3 months

Kikosi cha project … hit or miss ?

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4 years

Lemme bring this back.. I never get enough of this Mixed Relay. We were simply showing off as a country. Boost kicked in TWICE!! 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♀️

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@iWateba

4 years

Saa zingine ni poa kuambia beste yako "Manze unajiwaste. Unatumiwa. Jitoe"

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@iWateba

2 years

"My govt is going to deal with all who are accused with irregular acquisition of land."

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@iWateba

3 years

GSU watching what's unfolding in the US like...

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@iWateba

1 year

None will ever top this one. Also, you just had to be there during those birthdays...this and Marie biscuits 😅

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1 year

UK vs. US Fanta.

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@iWateba

5 years

What I’m greeted with when I go pick up my son 😅

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@iWateba

4 months

Worst part about this thing is, ukifuata mafunzo ya hii board on the streets, ni wewe utakuwa unatuletea jam rush hour.

Mercy Nicky

@Mercynicky_

4 months

Nani walikuwa wanasema hii kitu ni ngumu?

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@iWateba

1 year

It's strange how Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 disappeared into thin air with 239 people on board, 40 minutes into a six-hour flight, and....the world just moved on. Like, meh! That's Crazy! Considering we can relay images from satellites in space, billions of KMs away.

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2 years

Came across this and she does have a golden voice. From her bio she's an aspiring Radio Host! Acha tumpee exposure you never know who's TL this clip might land on. 👏🏿 Her Tiktok is @emma_oumah

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4 years

I really hate it when people move stuff around my house...like, I know the scissors is under the sofa..I know! Why you picking it and putting it in a drawer? Now I can't find it 🤷‍♂️

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@iWateba

5 years

The original Huduma Number.

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@iWateba

2 years

A while back at work, someone ate someone's Pizza without asking 🤣

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@iWateba

4 years

Step 1: Allow Corona in the country Step 2: Declare a confirmed case Step 3: Set aside Billions for quarantine purposes Step 4: Pocket 90% of the said Billions, use them to fund 2022 politics We know that's how it's going to be, na hakuna kitu tunaweza fanya.

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@iWateba

5 years

Someone snatched my phone jana at a club in Bungoma, went to his home today and got it back 😅 Small towns!

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@iWateba

2 years

10/06/22 was such a beautiful day. I said 'I choose you' to the love of my life @Nimo_Starr . I have so many notifications I can't respond to each one of y'all, but that k you for the kind words. We appreciate. Happy Sunday! 💍

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2 years

This post got me thinking, yes we all have salary expectations. But how do you go about this question to ensure you don't under or overquote? considering some in some companies the HR never wants to disclose their range.

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2 years

Njugush & the wife Ndinda secured the bag but somehow managed to forever stay on brand 😅. Fans still love them for THEM.

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@iWateba

4 months

There's a time I was in need of 20k, I had 6k on Mpesa, and a Fuliza limit of 12k. Instead of kuomba the 2k from someone, I decided to opt out of Fuliza then opt back in ndio limit iende hadi kama 15k or 17k.. Safaricom went ahead & reduced my limit to 3k. I felt like ntachizi 🙆🏿‍♂️

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@iWateba

2 years

2022 has been A LOT! Mara uko sawa, mara hauko...mara things are going your way, kidogo mambo yanabadilika! Sheesh! Can this year end already!

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1 year

Part of the reason most of the rich keep getting richer, generational wealth, is that they have already been informed about the Urban Planning that's to happen in the next 10 or 20years...what areas will be HOT, but the common mwananchi is out here just buying plots in Malindi.

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4 years

10pm wakifunga bar, si wanaweza wafungia ndani tu hadi 4am..bora y'all don't make noise 😅

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5 years

I saw this and I just figured y'all must as well 😂

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@iWateba

5 months

"First of all, am I allowed to be the first Kenyan to call you Kenna? I want to officially give you that name. Kenna!"

Droid

@droid254

5 months

Ingekuwa Kenya 😅😅😅😅 You can even guess the questions

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@iWateba

6 months

Ashaanza long weekend. Close your laptop too beloved 😅

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@ntvkenya

6 months

PICTURES: President William Ruto flies out to Saudi Arabia for the inaugural Saudi-African Summit; received by His Royal Highness Prince Mohammed bin Abdul Rahman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud - Deputy Governor of Riyadh.

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1 year

Unapitia pale Sonford, kuku nusu, both ziwe thighs..na wasijaribu kukupea chipo. Kuku nusu na salt tu.

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@iWateba

3 years

As a single person moving into a bigger house, a 2 or 3bedroom, there's always that justification in your head "At least now I can comfortably accommodate my friends when they come over" ... Those friends never come. That other bed just becomes a place you dump clean laundry.

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3 years

I think a lot about financial freedom nowadays. Getting older is crazy scary!

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@iWateba

3 years

My person made bacon for breakfast, she handed them to me and I thought the plate was all mine. I ate all of the pieces occasionally feeding the puppy too, only to realize later when she came to the living room that the plate was for both of us😅

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@iWateba

6 years

@KiaraJeanine @Nana_nannc Not yet... 😂😂😂

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@iWateba

1 year

Jana a cop stopped me because my front number plate was missing. I stopped. Akasema wapi number plate..nikatoa Akauliza wapi insurance. nikatoa. I just hadn't printed. Akaamua twende kwa DL... Nikafungua email. Sasa akaniambia, wacha ya chai. Nikaingia gari mimi nikaenda 😅

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@iWateba

6 years

Sometime back in the Agency, everyone was avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers all morning, we went to the boardroom and this dude had "Geoffrey Dies" as the first slide on his presentation 😅

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@iWateba

4 years

2016..2017..2018..2019.

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@elitelife_kd

4 years

Evolution wild

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2 years

There's a day I wanted to prank my girl, I saw a TikTok where you call her another girl's name then act shocked. I'd already set up the camera and all, but then I thought twice about my life 😅

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@iWateba

4 years

Ukifungua mlango thao ishaisha.

KING OF SPITORI RAP 👑

@TBanSA

4 years

Main reasons why you always indoors?

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2 years

4 kids, 2 baby mommas. That sounds like a lot of work 😕

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@iWateba

1 year

Congratulations and all the best. Whatever you do, DON'T DANCE!

dennis ombachi OLY

@ombachi13

1 year

I have just been nominated as Afirica’s best content creator on Tik Tok and the awards are on today evening, the only thing I am sure of losing is the dress code 😭😭

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4 years

I was in Syokimau recently and saw the huge mansions everyone is building, they all have the same archaic designs. I just wondered, why are we not embracing modern designs (e.g the pic below)? Ama watu hatuna pesa sisi hupangia watu wako na pesa sana? 🤔

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6 years

If the president goes down on his wife, is she getting the head of state? 🤔😅

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@iWateba

2 years

Her cold feet will still somehow find you.

INTERIOR HUB

@INTERIORBYHUT

2 years

I dream to have an oversized bed like THIS 😳

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@iWateba

6 years

Pinterest projects. My fundi came through!

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@iWateba

4 years

Do you sometimes wake up and realize you're no longer interested in something you thought you couldn't live without?

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@iWateba

4 years

Thought she dead

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@NyokabiWainaina

4 years

"Haria nginyĩte Vs "I've worked so Nĩwe Ngai" Damn hard, let A nigga try me"

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@iWateba

2 years

I'm really fighting the urge to get on an SGR and go down to coast just to sit and listen to the ocean. My mind is exhausted!

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@iWateba

3 years

*Houseparty in Roysambu* Caretaker to the main switch:

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@iWateba

2 years

Alcohol biz surprises me. JW black 750ml Nairobi 3600/- ,Bungoma 2400/- 🤷🏿‍♂️ That's some crazy margin!

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@iWateba

1 year

Ukiamua unaamkia Kinyozi, wee amka tu, take breakfast, na uende kimya kimya. Accepting to combine it with your wife's errands is totally not advisable.

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@iWateba

1 year

Taken my last sip of alcohol today. Ni pesa imeisha... si ati resolution ama nini.

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@iWateba

3 years

Comparison robs you of joy. Be content with your pace.

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2 years

She was just a hustler, going about her business, serving customers in a Gucci store...and the Lord said, let CR7 go buy something in there today! Bam!

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@iWateba

3 years

Bruh, this home in Kilifi goes for 3.9M! 3 Bedroom! Look at the detail! Nairobi si hii utaambiwa 15M +

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@iWateba

2 years

Those who've worked, or are working outside Kenya but within Africa, what's it like? Would you recommend? ...rather what's your honest review?

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5 years

Before emojis We really used to text kisses like "Goodnight. Mwaaa :-* " And get text back "Mwaaaaest :-*" Chai! Dark days! 😂

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@iWateba

2 years

If you're the only one that's always reaching out in the friendship....continue reaching out. It's not a competition. You like/love their company,they don't have to match up 💯. As long as you're not being disrespected.

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1 year

Tumeshuka bus, my son akasema "I want some corn"...mtu wa mahindi ametupea a very funny look 😂. I quickly whispered to him "its called maize! Mahindi choma!" . Too much cocomelon tv.

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@iWateba

5 years

Wakenya wakiingia kwako lazma tu waulize “Hapa huwa mnalipa how much?” 🤷🏿‍♀️

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@iWateba

5 years

I love my son man! I dunno, my baby is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

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@iWateba

2 years

A friend is moving and looking for a new home of 2016 Range Rover Sports. Two units, this grey one and a white one as well. DM if interested.

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@iWateba

5 years

Job Requirements: At least 70 years experience Moody Awori:

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@iWateba

7 months

Bedtime O'clock alarm during the 90s.

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@iWateba

6 years

Two incredible wildlife sightings in Kenya over the last two years: 1. The White Giraffe 2. The Black Leopard

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@iWateba

4 years

I was unwell last night, sis told my Momma (who's in Western), went to the hospital this morning and by the time I got done this evening, she was in Nairobi. *Sigh*, I felt that love ♥️

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2 years

Vile kunaenda, by the time nafika kuenda Watamu hiyo net ya Lichthaus itakuwa imekatika.

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@iWateba

1 year

One of my fav tiktokers 😅 Utansaidia hunisaidii???

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@iWateba

4 years

2020 we buy apartments/ land & build right? It's been done before by others anyway.

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@iWateba

5 years

So jana nlichanuliwa. The ushamba in me haitawahi isha man. I didn’t know once you pay parking once,that’s it! You can park anywhere in the county that day; Nairobi in this case. I’ve been paying parking in Westi, nkienda tao I pay again,nkisonga upperhill I pay tena..yaani🤦🏿‍♀️

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3 months

I can't be on ground, but I'll add my voice online. Femicide is Homicide. Stop Murder. Stop Gender Based Killings. #TotalShutDownKE #EndFemicideKE

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7 years

Lol! Y'all got too much time and are too creative 😄. NASA vs Jubilee match >>

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@iWateba

5 years

When do we get to our parents level of being broke tho? Because their broke and our broke is still very different years later. They'll say they're broke, but can easily cough out a couple of ten thousands in a sec. Meanwhile, when I say I'm broke, bro I'm broke BROKE!

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@iWateba

5 months

HR departments need to do more when writing regret letters. The same way candidates do cover letters, and prepare for interviews, it's only good you let a candidate know what exactly made you not select them. That would help them identify areas they need to improve on. I think.

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@iWateba

1 year

Driving to Western is no joke. 400kms. I once had to park the car on the side and take a nap. Nakuru - Eldoret, worst part of the journey. I envy y'all with shags just around Nairobi 😅

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@iWateba

1 year

I love Sauti Sol, but yea. Jameson Connects same day? We're going to Jameson.

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@iWateba

2 years

Not complaining but I swear this is why people stay at home over the weekends 😂

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@iWateba

3 years

I'm all down for plans, but please don't ask me to go hiking or a plan one that involves sleeping in tents. No thank you!

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@iWateba

5 years

My best weekend with my man thus far. Love lives here! ❤️

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@iWateba

5 years

Tip: If you can, press record before going in for an interview, slide your phone in your pocket/bag, silent. Listen to the recording later on when out. Assess where you stuttered, what you felt you could've answered better. Helps prepare for next time, if you don't land the job.

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@iWateba

2 years

If you're <27 and you got the money, do buy an enjoyment car (unless it's for business). Get that 2 seater convertible! Go on road trips! Time to buy a functional car will come.

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5 years

Manze shagz huwa hata hakuna break ya msee kuskia njaa! Everyturn, food! You actually end up missing the feeling of being hungry.

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7 years

This is Ngong Rd, just about 5km from where Kawangware is, folks are out here playing soccer...it’s calm, it’s normal, it’s secure. Hii ndio husemekana kabila na mbili tu, the haves and the have nots.

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@iWateba

5 years

I sang instead of reading this 😅

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@iWateba

4 years

The way every blogger in Nairobi is redecorating their bedrooms, using the same concepts and products, from the same stores, making same bed designs, same pillows...mtu anaweza amkia kwa wenyewe na aendelee kulala tu akidhani ako kwake 😅

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1 year

Some of the church girls you see post inspiration and empowering things online, are THE WORST! Date those people you find at the club. That girl you hold her hair at 4am at the washroom. Those are real people. Church girls are pretenders! & they'll ruin your life and act victim.

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@iWateba

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Some years back I'd text 'Koma thayu' to my girlfriend every night, because one of kyuk my pals told me so. The gal never used to reply and didn't correct me once. Recently I learnt what that statement means and boy!

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@iWateba

6 months

The one's that got the 2 for the price of 1 offer always wins.

Minister of Music (Slang Forever)📏

@Slangforever

6 months

This Or That

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1 year

I just caught up with the Nairofey story. So mans (lovers/boyfriends/husbands) name was Yeforian?? Like Nairofey, but spelt backwards 😅 If it ain't like that, I don't want it.

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@iWateba

6 years

The OG still stands out. Still looks like something I can't afford!