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@humorMEplzz

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Husband, Father, Marine Veteran. Want to find me? Check my coordinates.

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There is just something so American about the American Flag that when you see it, you can't help but respect it. I love my country.
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@AntiToxicPeople *legal immigrant Stay in context chode
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@DrLoupis *deep male voice* “Oh my tummy wummy my period!!” Literally mocking women
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@AstridApollyon Assterd:"hey dad, I fell for the social contagion and believe a psychological delusion is who I truly am, if you don't accept me stay out of my life" Based Father:"Guess I am staying out gaywad"
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@ihybeto funniest "shit" i've seen today
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@DrLoupis 8 dudes who drank bud light by accident
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2 years
@virgoessence mess with children? I guarantee they are part of some sex ring. Theres ads with dates on the walls, and these kids are born around those years on the walls. Its quite a scandal, I hope someone with a lot of money and power can look into this please, there could be 1000s more.
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@cctvidiots bow my head, pray to God and say "Thank you dear God for a wonderful life, for the many blessings you have given me. Lord if it be your will, save me from this treacherous flight and see me safely on the otherside, if it be your will I am to die, please Lord make it quick. I love
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@OliLondonTV i think all 8 should be fired, one her for having no bearing and the other 7 for taking an unlawful order
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1 year
@DrLoupis The first chapter in the book of Romans in the Bible actually talks about this verse 18-32
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1 year
@JebraFaushay if you're recording it, you intend for an audience. This is a identity crisis not a deadname issue. These people are lost
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1 year
@lporiginalg so migrants stink of BO is what this article is suggesting
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@againstgrmrs to be fair we should stop trying to represent anything with flags. We're either all united under the American flag or no flag at all.
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1 year
@_PiggyPie @dbongino standing up for yourself is now thrashing a "creative mind" in which this "creative mind" went out of his way to comment on his employment. Who's petty again?
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1 year
@charliekirk11 and ladies and gentlemen, thats all I needed to read for the day. Going back to my bible now.
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1 year
@Alphafox78 my moms saying "she hits you more than once, its a fight"
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1 year
@JeffYoungerShow This is Frances moment. On the world stage, preparing us for what our future will be. Weak times made weak men. Now the hard times are making those men hard. Im rooting for the citizens of France, and I will pray God be by their side.
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@JebraFaushay She doesn’t have the answer that’s why. She uses a hot term word thst she knows a loose definition for. She’s fake
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@politicalawake I was in Japan for 5 years and assimilated to their culture out of respect. I am sorry these Americans didn't understand the importance of respecting where they were and who they represent. They are not all of us.
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@JebraFaushay grandma really loves this one
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@BigGeuce @NICKMERCS show us where @NICKMERCS hurt your vagina
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@MrAndyNgo it reminds me of the ouroboros snake. Its a never ending cycle of ism's that eat each other to no satisfaction.
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@BWay124 @stillgray I agree. Unleash the beast. Very few things in this world are worth prison time, this is one of those times
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@TTEcclesBrown Millennial here. Served 8.5 years during a war and have free college because of it. Not all millennials
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@DrLoupis Jesus will be back soon, the time is nigh
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@ForgiatoBlow47 Broke Black Mountain
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@iamyesyouareno As soon as I learned more Africans owned whites than any white ever owned blacks, I quit caring about this rhetoric.
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@HazelAppleyard_ yeah after 100 complications, resurgery, losing feeling in the area, the open wounds closing up, constant dialation, infections, malformed forearms and thighs, zipper scars... yeah no shit. Frankenstein was a warning not a fairytale
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@MrAndyNgo @OurRightsDC I've posted this a couple times other places, but yeah... In 2022, 38 transgenders died from homicide. They claim they’re under some genocide. I remind you, 38. 32 in 2021. The shooter in Nashville just killed 1/4th of that in minutes. There is no genocide, just propagated fear
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@Particles343 @GregCasar @GregAbbott_TX if a governor of a state makes you not want to be a christian then you never understood what being a christian was to begin with.
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@Alphafox78 and risk a prison sentence, no way
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@addshetospotify And ladies and gentlemen that’s how we get where we get too. Court of public opinion. Always believe the victim. How about sympathize, but save rational judgement when/if facts get presented.
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@philthatremains Growing up in a house with 13 kids. Being denied breakfast and somedays lunch because we just couldn't afford it. Escaping to a friends house just to get a full belly. Asking for seconds and being told no, knowing I'd go to bed hungry and wake up and have to wait till lunch
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@BrutalCams Jealousy, a terrible sin. Adultery, a terrible sin. Murder, a terrible sin. Suicide, a terrible sin. Common denominator is sin. Hopefully she finds God after all that.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Jordan Peterson was right about the devouring mother. The child never stood a chance
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@JoeyMannarinoUS 500th day of pretending to be a girl fixed it
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@RyanShead yes, lets compare women. Misogyny hides in many forms
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@lporiginalg so you're going to trick him into forsaking his beliefs. What a sick twisted clown
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@neverpilled I bet you're the type that screams for help if they get mugged.
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@JebraFaushay Gender regret is what this is. Munchausen by proxy
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@NICKMERCS "some things never change" Like gender
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@chloe_16_22 @OliLondonTV You’re talking to a group of narcissists all they care about is their own eventuality, even if it means denying THE reality.
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@mitchellscomet we ask Biden to resign all the time
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@its_the_Dr I used to argue for the sake of Lebron, grew up with him, liked his balling, but Jordan is just the GOAT now. He basically said Woke is trash. I agree. Wonder what hes gonna do with Nike then?
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@dom_lucre what has he done that would make him a great leader of the economy, commander in chief, or any other hats the president wears? At least one? Hes a zelensky. An actor.
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@simonateba who's gonna risk the sexual assault charge?
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@simonateba @realDonaldTrump @BretBaier Nah, its better to just speak. Don't hide anything. Transparency. If it gets him in trouble, at least he was honest. Honesty is all that matters.
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@virgoessence i found this in their facebook photos
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@SiasBrokenGlass @cctvidiots sure did! God is good!
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@OliLondonTV George Orwell — 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
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@stillgray vaccines and lockdowns did a number to people
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@AndrewPatriot_ @BMatteau its truly a fake no lie
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@dom_lucre This year I said goodbye to Target, Blizzard/Activision, McDonalds, soon walmart. What's next?
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@simonateba her milkshake brings all the boys to the "yard", jail yard.
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@MalesInDisguise The exclusivity they think makes them somebody, except it makes them more of nothing. Empty, unnatural, and ugly
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@DelusionPosting I wonder if hearing loss is more common amongst them
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@EastEndJoe you say this like you're surprised lmao. "A business raised prices too high to see if they could get away with it, only to relower them just a little bit but still higher than before to make you feel better and I am shocked"
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@dom_lucre sad, never eating mcdonalds again and neither will my immediate family
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@DrLoupis @markwahlberg Marky mark comin in for hot for America. It’s refreshing to hear a pro-American speak.
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@JebraFaushay looks like food depraved paris hilton if you ask me.
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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk so now, you made a claim. Prove your claim. Which parts were lie? and which parts were truth? Once you do this, show us where you know without a shadow of a doubt you're right.
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@NTechlibre Goes full truth = anti-Semite Drink more of the koolaid, you seem to like it
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@2020fights good on lil man. Protect your siblings, the Lord knows I had to as the eldest of 4 in foster care all of our childhood. They would try to separate us and I would throw the biggest fits to keep us together. When the other kids would pick on my little brother I wouldn't ask
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@HeidiBriones No such thing as trans women, they’re males playing dress up. Call them cross dressing men.
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@simonateba @TheView @sunny @PressSec They must be the kind of black folks Biden was talking about when he said “if you don’t know whether to vote for me or trump, then you ain’t black “
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@twoLippy4u @dom_lucre lolol you can root for a political candidate, as long as you dont pray to the person. Im pretty sure all Trump lovers still pray to God and Jesus Christ, not Trump.
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@thomaskaine5 absolutely not lmao. This can't be serious
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Zero sympathy
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@TalbertSwan almost sounds like someones stealing someone elses material. Its like the pot calling the kettle....
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@caitoz Have you tried therapy?
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@MattWallace888 hormones only work to make you feel better for a while. Eventually the high wears off and you have to face the reality you're living a lie
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@MattWalshBlog "but my happiness is so important, forget everything else, even logic!"
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@JeffYoungerShow it could be because women are meant to support the man at home and the man is supposed to make ends meat. Not to live in extreme luxury and take more than you need. Love in abundance with offspring and each other. The less material things you love, the more love for the other
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@simonateba @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse In South Carolina? Yeah right. The most red state in the country lol. Everyone loves trump down there
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@RF_fan @AstridApollyon Michal: "Dad I want you to treat me like a girl!" Based Dad: "shut up bitch"
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@MikeSington did hillary go to prison for destroying evidence and servers and emails?
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@alfranken isn't this the dude who resigned over sexual allegations?
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@ClownWorld_ i've said it before and ill say it again. We are dealing with people who do not think about consequences. Merely act on whatever possesses their mind in current.
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@MarkHamill Oh look, Mark Hamill mocks Christians. That'll be great for the Star Wars brand.
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@AngelaBelcamino broad shoulders, adams apple, large feet, thin hair. Is this a dude?
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@GrahamAllen_1 They realize stopping traffic is just burning more fuel than if you let them get where they’re going?
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@TrendingPKClips @DrLoupis Option 5. He definitely did it
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@strike_dr and every single one of those participants has more gall and fortitude than you could ever muster.
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@alifarhat79 spread my arms, close my eyes, say thank you Jesus for saving me, and receive eternal life
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@JebraFaushay "scientific research" that if you question it, you're a bigot. "scientific research" that is funded by the people that want it affirmed "scientific research" not backed by anything logical
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@TheFigen_ look how far he flew I laughed so hard at how fake it is. Its so funny though kudos
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@dom_lucre 2 Thessalonians 1:1-12 When Jesus returns, he doesn't return in peace, he comes with a vengeance. The time is nigh
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@JebraFaushay Reading from a script is not persuasive whatsoever
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@creepydotorg never, ever, ever trust someone elses dogs. My dogs are super well trained and tempered, but even then I never leave them unsupervised with the kids and I always make sure they're prepared if someone is coming over they're unfamiliar with. Ain't no way. As the owner I'd have shot
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@xxclusionary The way you can be absolutely sure its transhausen by proxy is to always remember that children tend to emulate their parents, or do things to plaese them. Notice how it looks forced by the girl but true excitement from the mother? Its nuts, lockdowns did a number on people.
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@LaurenWitzkeDE water into oil, yes great
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@OliLondonTV transplaining
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@realKyleKeegan Republican or not, personal accountability sits far above any policy. If you’re having sex, knowing full well the potential outcome, while also knowing you’re too broke to handle the potential outcome…. No one’s fault but whose?
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@dom_lucre Yep this will be first year I vote Republican, trump namely. RFK jr is spicy, but Trump deserves the 4 that were stolen.
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@JebraFaushay 3 words: Get over it
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@AmbJohnBolton What this basically says folks is, Trump will win if we don't put him in Jail, so we must, by any means, put him in jail. If you cannot see the issue with that, then you're too far gone, and likely forever subverted.
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@reddit_lies everyone has always consider beauty pageants questionable. Since I was a young boy my mom always smack talked the crap out of them
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@OliLondonTV does he actually crap in the diaper?
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