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thehoch

7 years

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They tried to kidnap a governor, they stormed the Capitol building, they brought weapons and bombs, they even wanted to hang Pence. You think they're all done now? The 20th needs to be done in a heavily secure area and then they need to go after Trump and his enablers BIG TIME!

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@ejeancarroll I've never seen a person work so hard to not prove their innocence. A simple swab could make this all go away yet he won't. Jean go get the bastard!

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@atrupar I've been teaching for years at a school that has many Somali refugees as well Ethiopian/Eritrean. Let me be 110% CLEAR. As a teacher I try not to have favorites but the kids who come from these countries are the BEST! "WE" are lucky and privileged to have them in OUR communities

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@ThatBrianFella Such staging, it's unbelievable

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@StephenKing Yes. Fat is now called gravity influencer

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@SharpFootball Gotta a feeling his wife knows this look well

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4 years

"I don't even like cocaine. I just like the way it smells."

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5 years

Yes you are reading this correctly..... Reality Winner is now serving more time for exposing the Russian hacking of our voting systems than Maria Butina who is a convicted Russian SPY!!!!!!!

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4 years

@RepAdamSchiff Adam you are one of the good guys in D.C. We all know it, I think your tweet is being too tempered. Every single Dem should be out front today calling for his impeachment. Where are you all? This is CRAZY!!!! It isn't a problem, it's TREASON!

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I’m calling for Dodgers’ catcher Will Smith to call San Diego Padre Xander Bogaerts irrelevant.

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1 year

Oh that Banksy! What will he think of next?!

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6 years

LMAO

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6 months

Upper deck at The Murph. Padres' painter cap. 1992 MLB All-Star Game. Doesn't get much better than that.

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4 years

@TheRickWilson What's next for Trump? Clubbing Harp Seals on the White House lawn?

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7 months

San Diego remembers.

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Please don’t move to San Diego. You’ll hate it.

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3 years

@perlmutations “Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden!” *Coughs* “I need to pardon all three of my children.”

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3 months

San Diego last 48 hours have been "interesting"

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3 years

@andylassner Actually if you look closely at the sequence. It's Ted Cruz stealing water from someone's trunk.

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3 years

You gotta be shitting me......

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1 year

San Diego getting the worst of the Arctic blast today. Chilling 70 degrees. I might have to put on a jacket.

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6 years

@TomArnold

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2 months

Peter Seidler deserves a 50ft statue in the middle of Gallagher Square. Who agrees?

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4 years

@donwinslow Van Jones is compromised and/or joined the political grifter club

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3 years

@tedcruz "Can't you see the child hates sitting coach! We need to sit first class during our flight to Cancun!"

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5 years

Horrible

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2 years

This makes me happy. Mudcat deserves this!

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3 years

@pattonoswalt Dude is hilarious. Check YouTube, this is what he does, he goes on local news around the country and pretends to be involved in a story. His "Hold up, wait a second, something ain't right here" gets worked in to all his pranks. Patton you gotta get this guy on your tour

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@shegone03 @MLB @AMBS_Kernan @RVGDag @Marlins @MLBNetwork Good lord, this guy is so annoying. I don't even care what he has to say, you can feel the insincerity in his voice.

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4 years

@AngrierWHStaff With refusing to not wear masks....it's gonna be the Funeral Parler

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@historyinmemes No idea Pee Wee Herman's older brother married Liza.

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5 years

@charliekirk11 @IngrahamAngle Just know that for every $1.00 Kentucky pays in taxes they receive $2.18 in Federal aid. Avg KY income is $26K they rank #44 in healthcare, #38 in education, and #45 in fiscal stability. Not to mention an out of control opioid and meth epidemic. Thanks Mitch and Rand!

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1 year

LOVE THIS! Henry Winkler is the definition of being a mensch. Mahomes is a stud. Doesn't get any better!

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📹VIDEO: #Chiefs Patrick Mahomes gifts Henry Winkler a signed jersey before Sunday's game in Los Angeles @KSHB41

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3 years

@SteveHofstetter You just slam dunked on Ben and you didn't even need to jump.

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Never forget! #LFGSD

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5 years

@Boschii I like the way you think darlin

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3 years

@cmclymer @nypost French orgy sounds so classy, unlike an American orgy which sounds like it was in the back of a dirty warehouse

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4 years

@RexChapman “Untrustworthy liquid fart....” Couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂

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3 years

@yashar Is that Victoria Jackson from an old SNL skit and her mentor from My Cousin Nosferatu.

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2 years

@RonFilipkowski Fauci should sue her for defamation. Let her back her allegations in court just to expose what a fraud and joke she is

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5 years

@tonyschwartz Public schools. I know. I’m a teacher. We don’t have an educated populous of deep thinkers who not only know how to question things but have the courage to do so too. Religion doesn’t help either by indoctrinating millions into accepting things without question too.

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4 years

@elonmusk Pull my finger and find out

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2 years

@ConanOBrien Not sure how many want to go down Sunset, then take a left on La Cienega all the way down to Pico, then take a right, hop on the 10, the 10 west, to the 405

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6 years

@andylassner @GOP Andy I have never disagreed with one of your tweets but on this one, I am. There is no doubt that Zinka Virus whatever the hell her name is knew exactly what she was doing and did it. No doubt.

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2 months

Tough times in San Diego. Please pray for us. Winter has been brutal.

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4 years

@chipfranklin Pelosi/Schumer need to pull every lever right now, like stop funding the White House staff ASAP. Everything they can do to play hardball should be on the table. Buttttt they don't, why? Where is the outrage about the postal service? It's interfering with an election, criminal!

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3 years

@tedcruz Who knew Trump Plaza was Rush Limbaugh’s last horcrux

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5 years

@andylassner I feel your sincerity and so much so that now I'm compelled to retweet you. So please if you read this retweet, whatever you do, do not retweet it yourself. No one wants to see #PresidentPussyAssBitch trending. No one.

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2 years

Hey Dodger fans.....

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5 years

@tap_1_0 Tell you what, since I like you, and I don't say that to just about anyone, I'm gonna put you down for five shares. Talk it over with the misses, get back to me, and then we're putting your home up for sale. Yes, we're going places!

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2 years

Someone just sent me tickets for the Padre game. They saw my tweet. What an amazing person. Amazing. I am now taking my 11 year old son. I am beyond happy. There are food people in this world. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 months

@meghanncuniff Did you read her text messages about going after the bag and getting choked? She probably told him she liked it rough, so he obliged, not rough enough to ever consider it something that is wrong between two consenting adults. Then she sets the hook and makes this phone call.

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6 years

"The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” - Isaac Asimov

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6 years

@MichaelAvenatti @AlanDersh One thing Alan Dershowitz and Rudy Giuliani have taught us is that men who once held high public stature start to fade into obscurity their fragile little egos can be bought and sold as they cling to the hope of being relevant again.

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1 year

Don't know who the hell this guy is, other than he was at the coronation, but he needs an 8 episode Netflix series pronto.

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1 year

Dean Spanos leaves and now San Diego teams are taking off Coincidence?!

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4 years

@chipfranklin DeJoy is DeFraud and needs to be in DeJail

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1 year

@TizzyEnt I live in San Diego. I’ll be on the look out. Definitely has a La Jolla Pacific Beach vibe going here. Most people in SD are chill. This isn’t a good representation.

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2 years

If you think yesterday's game aged you a few years, think what it did to our players....

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3 months

For the record Eric Hosmer retired seven years ago but is just telling everyone now.

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Eric Hosmer has announced his retirement from baseball

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1 year

Peter Seidler deserves a 50ft statue out in the middle of Gallagher Square. Who agrees?

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4 years

@PattyArquette "Where have you been for the last ten hours?" "Honey the line at Target went five blocks around the corner." "I'm an essential employee darlin' I'll see you in a few days." "But you work as an attendant at Qwik-E-Mart?"

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3 years

How can the NFL watch a packed Petco filled with rabid Padre fans, the electricity, the enthusiasm, the passion, and not think to themselves, even just as businessmen that San Diego is perfect for an NFL team? I don’t get it.

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6 years

@CNN @WajahatAli Wow! That was moving! The young man is a hero, the Senator is morally bankrupt. Wishing that young man the best....I hope a cure can come soon for you and everyone else suffering from ALS.

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Tatis at first base watching Jake's grand slam❤️

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1 year

@historyinmemes dufuq

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4 years

@tap_1_0 @TheRickWilson @gtconway3d I called, first time I got a ring a message about "Trump's war room....." now I can't even get a ring. They must be getting hammered. LOL

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1 month

Love the support but Tony Gwynn for those who “remember” was one of the most pure hitters of all-time. Did I really need to say this? 😀

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Jackson Merril might be the best pure hitter in franchise history

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4 years

@ProudSocialist Capitalism is slowly squeezing every last drop of humanity from our planet. We're losing who we are as people because everyone is living paycheck to paycheck and just trying to survive. Not to mention it's using up all our natural resources leaving behind nothing for our children

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6 years

This is the BIG CON by Donald Trump. His supporters will say "Trump is donating his salary to charity." Meanwhile Donald has charged the Secret Service millions in rent/fees at his buildings and golf course. This in a nutshell is what Donald does. Slight of hand/smoke and mirrors

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Ohtani story kinda just "dropped" out of the news cycle, didn't it?

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6 years

@williamlegate Hey William I just realized something. All these companies were giving NRA members huge discounts.....but not teachers! What the......!!!!

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6 years

@krassenstein Then we all shutdown this country down. Time to take to the streets

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4 years

@pattonoswalt Best I could do

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@AnnCoulter Everyone is agreeing with him in response to your tweet.

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@realtommymorris @ScottKaplan Scott you need to get to the bottom of this, I think there is something here, if you could crack this case, it would be the biggest embarrassment to Dean of all time.

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@jasrifootball @TMZ I don't judge people but I can make assumptions, like what kind of person would get engaged to Aaron Hernandez

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2 years

@chrislhayes What's weird is how so many pro-life politicians vote for everything pro-death

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3 years

@tedcruz What exactly the fuck does Ted Cruz do as a Senator? This dude tweets all day. Does he ever do his damn job? He's a fat f'ing slob. His unkempt beard is gross. He mutters bullshit over and over again. Offers nothing as a human being. Why do people of Texas vote for this clown?

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@frankiemacd Imagine a police officer looking at his radar gun and it said 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 MPH

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3 years

@TomiLahren @Caitlyn_Jenner That's your base Tomi. Why are you shocked?

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7 months

I think I've improved the shield The San Diego Tank Commanders?

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1 year

@ErinBrockovich I've always felt hyper-aware of vibes given off by others. Right now it does actually feel like people are losing it. You can see how they drive and act in public. Covid helped push ppl on the edge, now corporations and big $$$ are using it to their advantage making it even worse

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5 months

Can fans defer their payments for MLB season tickets? As a Padre fan I'm ready to get full season behind home plate if I can pay $1.75 a day for the next 40 years. FAIR IS FAIR!

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JAKE SLAM DIEGO!!!!!!!!!

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6 years

@EdKrassen I’m a teacher and please believe me while I love my profession there are a lot of unstable teachers. I would feel 10 times less safe with teachers with guns at my school. The negatives outweigh any positives.

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6 years

I’d like to give bats a reprieve. No longer will crazy people be called bat shit crazy. For now on they’ll be called Trump shit crazy. You’re welcome bats. #25thamemdment

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@BauerOutage @tatis_jr Dude come play in San Diego. You are fucking awesome. Thank you for saying this. San Diego has been a soft mf'ing town forever, and some of locals can't take it. Hearing you say what you just did made my day. You are 110% correct. Come to the Padres man, I will root hard for you!

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1 year

@JimHopcroft @EdKrassen 110 percent. Trump has dirt on these guys and is calling in favors from them.

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3 years

Why do Padre fans ever mention trading Jake Cronenworth? He is special. The fans love him. Don't you want to go to war with this guy in our line-up? Please Padre fans no more trade Jake talk, thank you! - The Management

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2 years

So this just happened

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3 years

From left field. Tatis! Hang a star!

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2 years

@billyeichner Never forget!

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