Grendel’s MILF @hannibalsexwife Twitter profile

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@hannibalsexwife

3 months

SHE DOES NOT TAKE HER RINGS OFF WHEN SHE HANDLES RAW MEAT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT PIE DOUGH WITH THOSE SAME RINGS SHE IS A DEMON OF SALMONELLA POISONING AND E COLI

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The funniest thing about the worship of Nara Smith and her Mormon lifestyle propaganda is that she quite clearly cannot cook at all.

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@hannibalsexwife

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my favorite bakery does frankenpies and I got one and I forgot to ask what any of the goddamn pies even are

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

If Matt Healy ghosted me I would start a nuclear world war to make sure no one could ever find that information out. I would blow up earth before I let that information leave containment.

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@hannibalsexwife

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This is so funny because the concept of bars have existed for almost as long as the concept of civilization I assure you most people really do enjoy bars that’s why they’ve existed for like 3000 years

vera ᓚᘏᗢ

@meowmeister99

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yes im autistic but there is no way neurotypicals actually enjoy bars like i literally dont believe it. either make a fucking club or make somewhere i can actually have a conversation with someone a foot away from me without yelling. failing to do both is just insane to me

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@hannibalsexwife

12 days

If you order food to your own house whilst working from home I actually think you should be put down like a geriatric dog

alex

@alex

12 days

ok wfh team, what do you eat for lunch i either 1. do not eat lunch and get very cranky 2. spend $10349 ordering four tacos or 3. eat one (1) banana

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@hannibalsexwife

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Through hard work and dedication we have determined - chocolate raspberry, buttermilk pie, earl gray pie, lemon meringue, strawberry rhubarb, and honestly the last one I have no idea but that shit was delicious

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@hannibalsexwife

5 days

You guys are working from home wrong.

Adam Platt

@plattMSP

6 days

"More than 40% of fully remote workers say they go days without leaving the house."

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

this is about giving children bedtimes lmao

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@hannibalsexwife

3 months

If you see this and think that washing your hands is sufficient to get the bacteria out of the crevices of rings after handling raw meat please let me know to never eat at your house.

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@hannibalsexwife

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@seltzerprincess She is my personal kitchen nemesis

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@dulce_muse Because we are on Twitter where we say hyperbolic shit for fun girl keep up

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@hannibalsexwife

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I am so serious like what the fuck do you mean you are getting lunch delivered bitch make a salad!!!! Go walk outside and interact w a person! Eat some fucking leftovers like what are we talking about

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@hannibalsexwife

22 days

I should say the bakery is Pie Girl in Hightstown NJ and it’s the best

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@hannibalsexwife

12 days

I recently found out that there are people who not only order food multiple times a week - already an impossible fucking concept to me - but sometimes multiple times in ONE DAY? no wonder everyone is always broke like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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@hannibalsexwife

11 days

@meowingabyss PARALLEL PLAY LMAO AM I A TODDLER

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@hannibalsexwife

22 days

Wait I think I mixed up the unknown slice and the buttermilk slice but whatever I think unknown pie might be lavender honey that’s my guess

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@hannibalsexwife

3 months

The amount of people who have never experienced love & loss are in the replies “omg he just thought his wife was a fuck maid” no you idiot he’s in fucking denial bc his wife is dead and his brain is trying to find a way to function through grief! Hes not trying to fuck his sister

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@leamaric

3 months

I—

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@hannibalsexwife

11 days

@EucalyptusnT Sure, but is that every bar on earth? No. That’s like, one type of bar. There are probably a billion bars. Go to a different one.

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@hannibalsexwife

12 days

I will back down from none of this. I meant every word exactly as written.

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

He barely looks human

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@hannibalsexwife

11 days

@nomoretendies You are an adult man who cannot eat a salad due to caloric needs but is afraid to spell the word “bitch” what you need is a baby bottle and a nanny and to get the fuck out my mentions lmao

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@hannibalsexwife

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@Puzzledbyadream @ZyraClaudius Idk I think if you live 102 years you’re allowed to say you’ve had enough actually

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

What is a size 12 to 16 waist with these weight and heigh parameters? Sir this doesn’t even make sense

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@hannibalsexwife

9 months

I’m watching suits and it’s absolutely insane how beautiful meghan markle is like she is hard to look at straight on her skin is fucking perfect

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@hannibalsexwife

22 days

@UzamakiJ This is the only way

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@hannibalsexwife

12 days

@Rebecca_Gams First of all no rules apply In pregnancy you can order whatever you want because you’re a hostage to your own body

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

Honestly polyamorous people are just begging to be bullied with this kind of nonsense. They’re called friends! Stop being weird! Not everything is about you!

polyamorous ship of the day!

@polyamshipOTD

2 years

today's polyamorous ship of the day is abby, mei, miriam, and priya from turning red! they are a platonic quad!

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@hannibalsexwife

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I had to go into the attic while high so I guess I live here now like fucking Bertha Rochester because there’s no way I’m making it down these stairs

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@hannibalsexwife

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@hotoynoodle okay now I need to know what he’s doing

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@hannibalsexwife

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@stangleskid I refuse to grocery shop on my own time now

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2 years

@logophobe I can put my arm in a 500 degree pizza oven and remove a slice w my bare hands

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@merbrebner @MegMegMcGee Am I to believe this man is a seamstress

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

:dying of an asthma attack on my treadmill: why isn’t this working

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@BadMedicalTakes

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

Prince William has long been a racist and that’s why Harry doesn’t answer his calls anymore and no one will ever convince me otherwise

Nadine White.

@Nadine_Writes

2 years

#ICYMI : Prince William said it's rather normal to see war and bloodshed in Africa and Asia but not Europe, during a visit to the Ukrainian Cultural Centre in London today. "It's very alien to see this in Europe. We are all behind you," he told the volunteers there.

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

I want what they have

PoliticsVideoChannel

@politvidchannel

3 years

BREAKING: Italy has banned the unvaccinated from nearly everywhere

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@hannibalsexwife

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@gracekelly356 Yeah this place it’s so hard too bc she only posts her menu on insta stories and after it expires it’s gone like MAAM I need help 😭

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@hannibalsexwife

9 months

where do y’all do business

superficialdoll ཻུ۪۪♡.

@superficialxoxo

9 months

kylie jenner is so business woman coded lately ✧˖°

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

I love being called a neglectful parent bc I pointed out that newborns sleep without supervision for hours at a time

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@hannibalsexwife

30 days

Other than Robin Williams as Genie who is obviously the GOAT of celebrity voice acting, who is a character that a celebrity voiced that was just perfect casting. Billy Crystal as Mike Wazowski has got to be up there, just absolutely perfect

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@kimpossiblefact @ActNormalOrElse this perfect piece toast is dividing the nation

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

This is how I know y’all don’t have friends because you think your coworkers are supposed to fill that void for you when in fact we just work together and I don’t like you like that

Alex Cohen 🤠

@anothercohen

1 year

100% remote work combined with a no meeting culture is going to create a large group of lonely, isolated workers

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@hannibalsexwife

6 months

Elon musk is allowed to lose the gdp of a midsized country and the US government still does business with him and you expect me to pay my credit card bill? lmao

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@hannibalsexwife

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@carlysintothat No one can silence me!!! You cannot pay $43 for cold tacos for lunch this is ridiculous!!!

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@hannibalsexwife

5 months

@chromaticashake It is morally corrupt! People are being exploited to make these clothes, the earth is being poisoned, the quality is not good, and not buying it is morally correct!

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

Just found out that you’re not supposed to even glance at the sun?

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@hannibalsexwife

3 months

This man is aggressively unsexy and I’ve thought since I was in 5th grade and first saw the members of n’sync - an abomination unloved by god

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

3 months

Justin Timberlake in new photo.

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@hannibalsexwife

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@shawnngee @dulce_muse Like I’m so tired of this!! We used to have fun on here!!!!! Go back to Instagram with your crybaby ass!!!

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

I’m sorry but imagine having to respond to a tweet a celebrity moron made about someone’s swollen balls because she wants everyone to forget her husband is a sex offender

Kevz Politics

@KevzPolitics

3 years

#BREAKING - Trinidad & Tobago Health Minister Dr. Terrence Deyalsingh responds to swollen testicle claim made by Trinidad-born entertainer @NICKIMINAJ ; says there is no such reported case in Trinidad & Tobago (TTT)

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

Dennis I’m sorry your parents gave you a bedtime and took away your internet access and now you have an insatiable desire to post, they did us all a disservice and I vow to avenge you so you will stop tweeting

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@kimpossiblefact Why would we starve to death from not having sex

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

A reminder that will smith did nothing wrong and more husbands should slap men who disrespect their wife

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@KajBenson @ComradeLuanne You guys are like, beyond deranged lmao. Providing a bedtime is not like colonialism or genocide or whatever else you are saying. If you don’t want to provide any structure for your children, let them be feral. I don’t care. I’m laughing at the absolute insane comparisons.

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@hannibalsexwife

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@CartoonsHateHer My fav is how they’re like young women think they can fuck chads but they will hit a WALL and no one will want them and I was a big slut and now I’m married to an amazing handsome guy whose tall and has a great job and is a great dad and he bought me a house and has all his hair

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

@roun_sa_ville @thehomeworkogre Wait who is the other pedophile

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@ActNormalOrElse Is being able to cook masculine now

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

I really do know, logically, that everyone thinks their baby is the cutest baby because that’s the only way we wouldn’t throw them all in a garbage but like. I really think my baby is the cutest one.

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@hannibalsexwife

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@james_f_thomas @timeforjaya Ask for me tomorrow and you’ll find me a grave man from Romeo and Juliet kind of comes to mind

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@wyatt_privilege How did she know it had bear urine in it

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@tuckerinohio @speedy_hen @JoshuaPotash We shouldn’t jail women for miscarriages, full stop. She didn’t kill her fetus, she had a miscarriage, which happens, with or without drug use. There is no way to prove if her drug use called the miscarriage, or some other abnormality or disease. This isn’t hard.

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

Honestly I think Pete Davidson sending kanye West a picture of him in bed w Kim after all the shit kanye pulled is very funny idc idc

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@hannibalsexwife

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@notreallyjcm @CritFacts @PhillyBeach93 If anakin is space Jesus than Star Wars is the most anti Christian media that exists Lmao

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

I’ve never laughed so hard in my fucking life lmao

Nitzkiah b’ Avigdor Czarnecki ✡️✝️🇺🇸🇮🇱

@Nickidewbear

1 year

@Chlgozie @Phil_Lewis_ Unless I’m missing something, it is a slur in reference to those of us with Cerebral Palsy. All of us with Cerebral Palsy get that we walk slowly or can’t walk at all. We don’t need it rubbed in our faces every single day of our lives.

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@bpm_ATC I think I successfully sussed them all out - chocolate raspberry, lavender honey, earl gray, lemon meringue, strawberry rhubarb, buttermilk

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@hannibalsexwife

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@offbeatorbit Someone would have to break my legs to have me kneel in front of a man and ask him to marry me absolutely the fuck not

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

I have an entire conspiracy theory about Jason Sudeikis accepting the role of Ted Lasso in 2019 to make sure he was being viewed favorably by people so that when Olivia left - no matter what fashion she did it in - he would be able to have his PR team paint her as the bad guy

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@hannibalsexwife

3 months

I’ve ridden the light rail in Minneapolis, alone, often late at night, approximately 5 billion times as a non-Minnesota resident and it is so not scary it’s actually comical to describe it as such

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@hannibalsexwife

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@JosephZander @Ida_Clemens @NLRG_it No, the problem is the passive voice is easier. And like all things, sometimes you have to do something hard that you’re not good at to improve and become good at this thing that is hard and you’re not good at. Then, in your own life, you can use which ever voice in your writing.

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

My himbo ass husband just asked me who I’m playing solitaire with… bitch?????

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

Tom Brady was retired for like a month and Giselle was like if you don’t get the fuck out of my house

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@hannibalsexwife

11 months

I didn’t have student loans because I have rich parents and I don’t think my peers should be penalized because they don’t have rich parents. Hope this helps.

Rep. Jim Jordan

@Jim_Jordan

2 years

What about Americans who already paid off their student loans?

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@hannibalsexwife

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Apparently my 2 year old started some kind of mutiny at naptime and led the kids in removing their socks and shoes and refusing to sleep until they had to remove her to another room to get everyone to finally calm down

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

This tweet is for chronically online moms and chronically online moms ONLY who is the mommy Twitter account personality that drives you the most up the wall

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@hannibalsexwife

11 months

May the goddess strike me down if I ever try to cultivate this kind of divide between my daughter and her father in some perverse psycho sexual competition I’ve created in my own demented mind about my toddler child because we both were born with vaginas

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@hannibalsexwife

9 months

@DiabolicalSpuds The quality difference :(

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

I thought we had sterilized everyone who thought the term “sportsball” was funny in 2012 but somehow they’re still breeding????

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@hannibalsexwife

11 months

It’s terrible in this battle of billionaires we have to give it to zuck but like, the sad divorced man whose children won’t speak to him or the dad happily married spending time with his newest baby like this is what a real murder looks like lmao

Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦

@HegelwCrmCheese

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lmfao

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE BABY GIRL!!!!!!!!!

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

Whoever created weathered gray vinyl flooring will not see heaven.

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@hannibalsexwife

9 months

Woody Allen is all the proof any woman needs that just because someone is a peevish nebbish unthreatening nerd doesn’t mean they’re not a dangerous piece of shit who should be squished like a tiny disgusting cockroach

Daily Mail US

@DailyMail

9 months

Woody Allen defends Spanish football chief Luis Rubiales, saying 'he wasn't raping her, it was just a kiss… it's hard to understand that a person can lose their job for kissing someone'

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@hannibalsexwife

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The fact that Meg and I are not only the same species, but the same sex of the same species, is all the proof I need that there is not a just and loving god because what the absolute fUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

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@hannibalsexwife

2 months

it must be exhausting to be my friend lmao

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

This is the funniest way to describe michael myers violently stabbing his sister to death

largest rodent

@capybaroness

2 years

his family is abusive and people respond to his lashing out by throwing him in a brutal asylum and studying him like an insect. fucking moron!

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

Susan Sarandon is apparently the most powerful and influential woman in the United States must feel amazing

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@hannibalsexwife

1 year

@NotABigJerk Pls just make a tiny room inside of a hotel. It could essentially be a closet. It doesn’t even need windows. Just a room big enough for a crib! Bc when you have a baby renting a hotel SUCKS and you end up w Airbnb just so you’re not hanging out in silence in the dark.

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@hannibalsexwife

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If Taylor Swift helps create legal precedent that makes the creation of AI porn a felony and I don’t have to worry about my daughter being bullied by sexual perverts I will tattoo her name on my body I will buy tickets to her concerts I will pretend her music is good

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@hannibalsexwife

25 days

@kaitybella I read this whole thread and like… why is calling the police even an option?!? Why would the police ever be involved in this the girl isn’t even injured!

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

I’m 31 weeks today! We are officially in the single digits in terms of weeks until baby arrives. Grendel is the size of a coconut and I am shitting my pants. I also would love to remind everyone who has had children I absolutely do not want to hear your birthing horror story!

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

Why did this go viral you guys need help

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

Edie’s feeding saga continues as she has an appt at CHOP, the best pediatric hospital on the east coast and is now going to be direct admitted sometime this week because no one knows why she won’t eat. Good vibes would be greatly appreciated as I am very worried for her.

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2 years

Honestly now I wanna bury someone in my backyard I hate paying property taxes too

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@Rebecca_Gams This is the only time I’ll be like oh yeah absolutely I deserve treats just for not laying in traffic today

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1 year

Edie is officially walking!!!!

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okay this is not a commentary on whether or not you should go to jail for bullets bc that’s insane but like… after the first guy these people weren’t like shit I should double check my bags this country is nuts

CBS News

@CBSNews

16 days

U.S. governors urge Turks and Caicos to release Americans as Florida woman becomes 5th tourist arrested for ammo in luggage

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2 months

I’m fucking crying

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@hannibalsexwife

3 years

@exposhabsfan @stu_tx @JulieDiCaro Probably the person who bought the house

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everyone come and see how good I look

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@hannibalsexwife

2 years

I will love you until the vibes are bad

Dr. Emily Anhalt

@dremilyanhalt

2 years

Instead of “till death do us part” how about “for as long as this feels healthy, safe, and meaningful for both of us”

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@pewcubed A geriatric dog that I love very much and will be devastated to see go and will cry about for years

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@hannibalsexwife

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@CartoonsHateHer They’re so convinced my capital of being a hot woman will one day run out whilst their capital of being a successful man will not… but I’m still hot and they’ve never been successful :(

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