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De Tomaso Panera

@griffonatrix

3 years

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@griffonatrix

5 months

"BDSM causes the neural networks controlling sexual arousal, aggression, and fear to become dangerously intertwined" might be the hottest thing I've ever read.

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Engaging in BDSM will harm your brain forever. Being called boring and vanilla is better than being called degrading names like slut and bitch during "sex" and lose all your self-respect.

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Limewire rebranding from being the place you go to get content without DRM to being the place you go to get DRM without content.

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2 years

LimeWire is coming back as an NFT marketplace:

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@fireh9lly @davidgerard glad that verification defeats the bots

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@medickimw cops truly innovating in the field of parking illegally

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@griffonatrix

1 month

something must be done about these krauts what the FUCK

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For @thebafflermag I wrote about fake Jews, could-be Jews, would-be Jews, and, well, Jews in Germany:

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@griffonatrix

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@Melanie_Vogel_ @TerryReintke oh yeah baby DAT'S ENVIRONMENTALISM BABIE

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@griffonatrix

9 months

AT THE DRAFT OFFICE IN 2063 Draft Officer: So, is there anything that would preclude you from service in the US Army? Me: I'm too gay to serve. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm transgender. Draft Officer: [Stamps MECH PILOT on my form]

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@Browtweaten @drmistercody also the scammers *don't use the official API*

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@griffonatrix

11 months

First day of the rest of my life 🏳️‍⚧️💉 #diyhrt

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@griffonatrix

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@exiliaex It's not even new really, it's the same shit cops are doing when they scream STOP RESISTING or DROP THE WEAPON because it doesn't even matter if it's new bystanders you can just alter what they assume must have happened. Same as CCW courses teaching to shout I FEEL THREATENED

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@griffonatrix

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@EuphoriTori @AliceAvizandum my god we've done it, we've given a cis woman Femboy Dysphoria

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@griffonatrix

4 years

@injiduducu Prohibition, segregation, the Red Scare, Satanic Panic, TERFism, the 90's rap music moral panic, just off the top of my head

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@griffonatrix

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@halomancer1 @Womenlover420 dude's beyond parody so i'm just assuming this is real

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@griffonatrix

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@nycgov hell yeah, crush people's cheap means of transportation, you know what just crush the poor who ride them too, skip the middleman!

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@griffonatrix

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@emializh @ethersince It's like having a piece of god hanging from your hips

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@VF555XX @deafhorsemoon sure thing there chief could you just squeeze a couple more emojis into that handle

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@parrot_this @elonmusk @TaraBull808 The funniest part is that by specifically *challenging* her to describe what she saw, he might technically have released her from the NDA

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@Lubchansky @AliceAvizandum why do they think "genderless" is the same as "impoverished planet from star trek they never mention after one episode"?

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@griffonatrix

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@AliceAvizandum one of the other two died from a pretty survivable car crash because he didn't wear his seatbelt

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@griffonatrix

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@SquireOfCydonia @FoldableHuman Pictured: Dan after spending months in NFT discord servers

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@_john_day @VYIDAE Buddy there won't be such thing as a cis person when we're done here

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@griffonatrix

9 months

12: sex is when you put your penis in a girl and pee in her 20: sex is a physical give and take between partners, emotions and sensations rising and falling until you collapse into a heap together 28: sex is when you put your penis in a girl and pee in her

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@griffonatrix

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@Gerashchenko_en He was a Nazi and a pedophile and a rapist and was in Ukrainian jail for war crimes

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@munkimatt @Bungie bungie, creators of a story about a brainwashed supersoldier meant to quell rebellions in the colonies but being turned towards an actual existential threat, should really just stop with the political nonsense

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@FrRonconi @JoannMoretti @CurieuxExplorer @anand_narang @Hana_ElSayyed @TheAdityaPatro @PawlowskiMario @MargaretSiegien @kalydeoo @enilev Why would people opt in when the only thing they get from the experience is a bunch of ads?

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@xrayspexray @AliceAvizandum femdom krampus is how my brain tells me i'm dying and this coma dream is collapsing

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@socialistdogmom "i fired the guy that knew why we did this" = "nobody even knows why we do this"

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@WSMV I created the longest car in the world by parallel parking

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@altNOAA haha hey alright this is the most racist thing i've seen anyone proudly say in weeks you should probably not say things like this

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@flglmn @HKesvani "Tunnel is simply an extra lane" is what every critic has been pointing out for years.

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@VermilViathan @destroyed4com4t Also a former student very likely has other motivating factors like it's kinda personal not identitarian

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@carterforva reminds me of the cop that tried to break into my garage and then just sorta sheepishly looked at us when he realized we were home and looking right at him

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@griffonatrix

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@wokeydpronouns @ManaCalz Changing your body in many ways is kinda the point of taking HRT

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@griffonatrix

6 months

i notice none of the true-crime obsessed people posting pictures of employees at malls sitting in their cars on break at the far end of parking lots are going too nuts about the actual unmarked vans full of guys intent on kidnapping people

מאַרק 🏴✡️🇵🇸

@markmisoshnik

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They’re operating snatch vans. They’re not even by the park.

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@griffonatrix

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@AmberskyHelms @ManMilk2 also he's got a sonnenrad on his chest

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@suhaunah @haymarketbooks @vv1lder Weird how the only examples of actual cancel culture are where conservatives are the ones behind it.

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@griffonatrix

5 months

MF Doom sample if I've ever seen one

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@Tradescanthia @AliceAvizandum @hum_dunkin @bulkUSBchargers Yeah without doxing myself I was working a job that had somehow gotten folded into the batshit conspiracy canon and I had a great time thinking about how insane people were now just that extra bit more likely to attack me at work where I couldn't even carry pepper spray legally.

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@McDonaldsDENews @Twitter In true NFT fashion you just stole the artwork lmao

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@griffonatrix

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@Lexi_png @sarahlicity If a trans girl got her hands on this shit, it would revive the USSR

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@griffonatrix

4 months

@dwaldenwrites @noahpasaran That's why Lightfoot got the boot. You can do the corruption, nobody actually cares about that, but you gotta do the kickbacks! You can spend public funds on frivolous projects, but it has to be one that employs ten thousand welders at union wages.

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@FrRonconi @JoannMoretti @CurieuxExplorer @anand_narang @Hana_ElSayyed @TheAdityaPatro @PawlowskiMario @MargaretSiegien @kalydeoo @enilev Usually advertising is like, the necessary evil you put up with as a consumer, not the thing you're there for.

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@griffonatrix

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@NoamChompers @carterforva Perhaps they would like their schools to disclose their funding and investments, and perhaps even to divest from some of them?

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@griffonatrix

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@spacetwinks @davidgerard Thinking about how SBF was found guilty almost instantly because the jury that normally has a hard time understanding what the financial crime even is could just see him posting "yooooo this is so illegal" in the group chat

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@griffonatrix

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@socialistdogmom

3 years

the resolution carries 4-0. the robert e lee statue will be melted down & transformed into something beautiful under the guidance of the jefferson school african american heritage center.

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@griffonatrix

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just checking the means of egress and ah yeah every single direction alright i think we're good

Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥

@taliaotg

2 months

Per source at Columbia, an FDNY fire inspector who visited the Gaza Solidarity Encampment just now determined there is no issue regarding fire safety because the encampment is outdoors.

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@griffonatrix

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@vibratingsheep @3PSboyd It's even less complicated, you just take the money and then leave.

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@socialistdogmom I dunno about the original but that sounded cute so I made another one

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@griffonatrix

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@ycsm1n @JUNlPER always funny that the character of machete was invented for spy kids

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@Milo_Edwards Damn, I should really get off my ass and be a former President's daughter. Thanks Malia, I'm inspired!

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@griffonatrix

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@Lubchansky @AliceAvizandum literally less colorful than the brown uniforms of the bajoran militia

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@CoinersTakingLs @Queencryo The best part of NFTs is they prove you own this jpeg and nobody else can claim it's theirs and also mine have been stolen.

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@hecubian_devil schedule a rematch

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@mikurubaeahina Yeah I uh I thought it was one of those "complicit but shit it was the '60s" kinda deals but no he was The Homophobia Guy he was all in on that shit

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@socialistdogmom "Will NOT concede to tyranny" says *a literal cop*

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@griffonatrix

6 months

@JordanUhl And held without bail! Judge took one look at this and said "yeah these cops had no reason to make themselves look better here, lock him up!"

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@griffonatrix

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@GaTechPD @riaalexand You murdered Scout Schultz

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@cybeledownunder @phoebe_bridgers Damn what's it like not cumming

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@kittynouveau @AliceAvizandum DoS attacking a security network to get up to petty criminal mischief is the most hilarious kind of cyberpunk

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@griffonatrix

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@CptAllenHistory @BiscuitGeorge81 @sftwofive Still didn't answer lmao

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@kenklippenstein Ah that's what he was trying to get ahead of

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@kenklippenstein Cool of them to let the union know that they're willing to do something like this to placate workers

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@griffonatrix

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@talleyberrybaby @EoinHiggins_ let me eat turkey leg and pie i will resume despising the united states government in the morning etc etc

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@griffonatrix

11 months

Damn, computers got a good union

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@AriDrennen @AliceAvizandum Weird how CTV chose to turn off replies to that story when they don't do that with any others.

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@TerribleMaps Amazing that refusing to let homeless people use toilets hasn't solved this problem yet

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@ayyy_vuh are they trying to dox a guy for being a slut what's going on here?

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@halomancer1 @Maxibon020 @NoXYinXXprisons "waaaaah, this inmate I'm molesting is trans, I'm the victim here!"

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@jessdrawz @Catcoconutart mcdonaldsifying every home they can get their hands on, which is ironic considering the way mcdonalds have all remodeled lately

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@griffonatrix

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@halomancer1 oh yeah but have you considered that if i change how you look this is how you looK??????????????

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@CoinersTakingLs @Queencryo The best part of cryptocurrency is there's no central authority to stop you from buying and selling what you like, also the central authority will stop anyone from reselling these.

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@Relentlessbored @CrypticGoblin If it makes you feel better the "human error" in Wisconsin turned out to be someone who spoiled them on purpose hoping people who got them would still get covid and say that the vaccine didn't work

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@ryanlcooper @AliceAvizandum Amazed that we've circled all the way around to "slimline pussy isn't natural it's disgusting" as a feminist position somehow?

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@griffonatrix

3 years

@picgoeshard reddit moment

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@griffonatrix

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@mishafletch @TheEggpie L + ratio + your fish fell off

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@griffonatrix

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@fellawhomstdve @AliceAvizandum This picture literally looks like they took her head to the party and nothing else

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@griffonatrix

2 years

you get malware either way but at least back in the day you didn't have to pay real-world money for the privilege

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@griffonatrix

1 year

@VaushV @Liv_Agar That's Joey Salads

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@coldhealing I had to be the one to write or edit most of the reports for team projects for my engineering degree because most STEM students can barely string sentences together. I once got handed a paragraph that was one run-on sentence that somehow contained no nouns.

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@griffonatrix

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@NotoriousPBG It's great you're far away from any of the things you might want to go to, but also you don't get the privacy that comes with living somewhere rural

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@griffonatrix

4 years

@emmadaboutlife @ev__tm When I say "I get it, it's hard" I'm lying. It's really not that goddamn hard.

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1 year

@ohshidt Yeah bud it's lower than you think the first time

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@griffonatrix

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@NarcoMonarchist @egoldmanrevolt Yeah

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@griffonatrix

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@trading_giant @parrot_this @elonmusk @TaraBull808 well he admitted that the incident happened when he said there was more to it, and also he paid a quarter of a million dollars and made her sign an NDA, which is not something people who didn't just sexually harass someone tend to do

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@zenalbatross @DeviLacroix she skateboards *and* she has a cool nickname directly related to criminal mischief that messes up police surveillance? god DAMN i wish I was that cool

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@griffonatrix

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@NBCNews The ADL says any criticism of Israel is antisemitism

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@griffonatrix

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@Ahughes584 @adamjohnsonCHI Nevermind Israel explicitly rejecting hostage deals and Bibi saying directly that he will still invade Rafah even if all the hostages were returned

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@psychic_pussy69 @AliceAvizandum i do not enjoy making m&m fashwave edits

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@griffonatrix

7 months

There are twenty-three genders and every time you complain about it hbomb adds an hour to his next video

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@tara_chara @TheEggpie Do you have any idea how bonkers sailors go when they see someone curvier than the skinniest twink they pass around?

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@nytimes weird how the low-risk activities are the ones where you're going to work or shopping

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@griffonatrix

4 years

@jrdnvi @Frank__Massaro What do straight people have to be proud of?

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@cuff_scuffbud49 @KatyMontgomerie Not only have there not been, BBC policy is that any time a trans person is asked anything, a transphobic person must be given equal time.

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@griffonatrix

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Weird, conservatives are allowed to flagrantly violate the laws liberals wrote to stop them because the cops like them! Ah well, nothing to learn from this.

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@FordFischer

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VIDEO THREAD: Armed members of the Virginia Kekoas militia marched this morning to the State Capitol in Richmond to protest new gun control bills such as magazine limits and banning guns at bars. The group carried guns into the "gun-free zone" surrounding the building.

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@kenklippenstein gotta be

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@griffonatrix

2 years

@WrittenByHanna Had a guy try to "return" over a thousand bucks worth of computer parts under warranty claiming they were broken so he could buy another set, but he wanted to keep the "broken" ones and still get his money back for them.

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@business Slavery is legal in America if you do it to convicts.

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