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Matthew #thearchers STAN ACCOUNT 

@gingabeans

5 months

Hell on earth, Michelle Mone style. #stoptheboats #snoutsinthetrough

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5 months

Michelle Mone, 'Our lives have been pure hell for the last two years'. Some images of Michelles living "hell', over the last two years. #bbclaurak

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Matthew #thearchers STAN ACCOUNT 

@gingabeans

2 years

Brexit really is the elephant in the @bbcnews and #r4today newsroom. Nick Robinson cites the probable causes of inflation and the cost of living crisis as the war in Ukraine or the pandemic.

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7 years

Breaking: first images from intensive care unit at South Borsetshire General #thearchers

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1 year

@BBCBreaking Of course he bloody is, can you see the £700m Sunaks waiting 8 hours (and the rest) in A&E? They'll be straight to the front of the queue quicker than you can say Phil and Holly.

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1 year

Yet again a whole article on the effect of the border force strike on passengers, rather than the effect of low pay on border force staff. Go and find someone who works full time but can't make ends meet, uses a food bank, receives income support. There are hundreds. #r4today

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2 years

@AdamBienkov @davidjclayton A few weeks ago several ministers told Boris to go but only Gove got the sack.

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7 years

Here's your #archersbingo card for Sunday 22 October... eyes down.... #thearchers

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@gingabeans

8 years

Is anyone else worried about the pie in the oven? 🔥 #thearchers

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2 years

@chrischirp @Vimtotattoo As someone who had Covid in October and is still waking up lifeless in the morning, aching limbs, foggy head and lack of energy for 8 weeks (so far) - Covid is pretty much ruining some or all of my days now. I heartily support this message that it's not 'just a cold'.

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6 months

Wow. Just wow. I hadn't realised Emma Barnett was such a transphobe. I'm absolutely astonished by some of the language she has used this morning. 'You can only be a woman if you are born with a womb' is language belonging to the last century. @BBCWomansHour

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4 years

For most of us, this is still how we see Rob Titchener in our mind's eye 😁 #thearchers

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2 years

@BestForBritain 'One step behind the CEO of @Shell " - Kier Starmer hitting the nail on the head - that Truss is still in service to her former boss.

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@gingabeans

4 years

I just rang Susan Carter at Radio Borsetshire on 01632 930000 and the number's a dud. I don't think this programme's even real. I feel I've been had for the last ten years. FFS. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

Birder followers - what's this? It looks like a Snowy Egret but isn't that a bit rare in Essex?

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@gingabeans

4 years

@SatbirLSingh @gregoceallaigh Ignoring what the copper did or didn't say, why do people think they can only exercise in a park? I've walked a couple of miles around the streets here this afternoon, it was quiet and it lovely. Think differently.

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@gingabeans

4 months

Remember, there were 7 million people waiting for NHS treatment BEFORE anyone went on strike. The nurses and doctors are striking because it's such a shit show. If you're blaming nurses, you're blaming the wrong people. Feel seen, Jeremy Hunt and Rishi Sunak. #r4today

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@gingabeans

4 years

We need a topical insert about the run on bog roll at the village shop. Maybe Lynda and Lilian's feud could escalate over the last 4-pack of Andrex, with Sgt Carpet having to taser them both. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

4 years

Oooh this is a development! Blake lit the grill cos he'd been made to work without a break! Modern slavery! And Philip knew about the petrol shortcut! #thearchers

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@gingabeans

5 years

@alanferrier @wilfulblindness D'yknow, I was totally 'no' at the time of the #indyref - I was all for preserving the union. Five years on and I can't think of any overwhelming reason why Scotland would now want to remain part of this ridiculous shitshow. An apologetic Englishman.

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2 years

Just because nurses and teachers have been offered less than 3% doesn't mean everyone has to settle for that. It's not a race to the bottom #r4today #railstrike

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@gingabeans

5 years

This is so going to unravel as sure as my name's @gingabeans . Ed's going to end up getting nicked for handling stolen goods and there'll be no house up the new development for Emmur. Mark my words 🧙‍♂️ #thearchers

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2 years

Lord Frost, we've got enough wind, wave, sun and hydro to last more than 50 years, invest in renewables instead. I wonder what's in it for you? Who's paying @DavidGHFrost I wonder. #r4today #nofracking #banfracking

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@gingabeans

6 years

Shall we have a bit of #archersbingo ? #thearchers Eyes down!

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@gingabeans

8 years

BUT THE PIE! WHAT ABOUT THE PIE???? #thearchers #custardgate

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@gingabeans

8 years

You realise all this is St Shula's fault. If she hadn't lied to the Filth when Rob punched the hunt sab, we wouldn't be here. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

5 years

Awww RIP Joe Grundy (95) #thearchers

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@gingabeans

6 years

I have more in common with Lynda than I thought. I think Tolkein is overrated twaddle. I've never been so bored in my entire life reading it too #thearchers

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@gingabeans

7 years

Does anyone else worry that one of these days a Friday episode of #thearchers will end with the words "Ello, Pussycat".

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@gingabeans

5 years

I forget I've got a housemate when I'm shouting at the wireless on a Sunday morning. She always wonders what the fuck is going on. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

7 years

Who's got hit-and-run history? Brenda! Brenda's back! #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

Can you imagine living next to Lee and his drums, Henwee and his sound bar, Jack and his hooves clopping on the laminate floor and Helen and her fretting? Starting to feel really really sorry for Joy. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

@Channel4News dared to be different so they set Nadine Dorries on it. Channel 4 will likely be sold to become another arm of the right wing Tory client media like the Telegraph, Daily Mail, and Rupert Murdoch's Times and Sky.

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@gingabeans

6 years

That's the most emotional, disgusted "How DARE you" from Jenny-darling since Brian suggested a flat-pack kitchen #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

I feel groomed. #r4today

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@gingabeans

1 year

@RebeccaMKBull This is the worst bit. You're to love it when something pops into your bosses' heads and they fire you off a voice note, and time of day or night. Get the stopwatch out, you're only paid for 30 hrs a month. I'm ok with them not wishing to hire people who hate trans people 👍🏻

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@gingabeans

1 year

Never ask someone why they're single. It's rude and shaming. #thearchers Yours, a single person.

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@gingabeans

8 years

Don't judge me. Spoon standing in it to demonstrate consistency. #thearchers #sorrynotsorry

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@gingabeans

3 years

Well that was a happy, uplifting, family-friendly, cheerful episode. And to think back in the olden days we used to just be happy if Phil and David finally came to a decision about getting the cows in for the winter. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

7 years

So! How did Mandy Beesborough snap that stiletto eh? On an accelerator pedal? Lock her up! #lockherup #thearchers

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@gingabeans

1 year

Julianne is gonna go ABSOLUTELY BERSERK when she finds out Roars is shagging Paul behind her back. Bunny boiler style berserk 🐰 #thearchers

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@gingabeans

8 months

Hello from Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, where Rob has started his newest hate campaign. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

7 years

A friend of mine has just scared me half to death by saying he needs to go up onto a roof to carry out an inspection. His name is Nigel.

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2 years

@ElizabethHippo2 @AdrianEdmondson Because he's stood there in front of a camera saying he's doing everything he can to improve the NHS while systematically undermining the NHS and NHS staff. It's a pack of lies and he's not being challenged on them. I'd like her to run Newsnight.

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9 years

Well at least she went before Ruth's spent a small fortune on overpriced Welcome Break sandwiches. #thearchers

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2 years

@hawkins_carole @AlecHitchman1 @BBCNews I think the BBC is under pressure more than ever from Tory HQ, who threaten the end of the licence fee whenever they're in hot water - which is always.

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1 year

To be quite honest, this is the first time Lee's shown a proper interest in his children in the two years? that he's been in the village. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

5 years

@TrumpWarRoom Right there. See that last word? Jeez.

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@gingabeans

1 year

It's Maureen I feel sorry for the most. On Friday no one had heard of her, by Wednesday she's an ex-character and on the waiting list for Stoke Mandeville. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

1 year

"Well over a million vacancies reported this morning" "45,000 migrants crossed the channel in the last year". Give them national insurance numbers. We need immigration. Farmers are not even planting crops in the fields because they know there'll be no one to pick them #r4today

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@gingabeans

7 years

So the Tories are guaranteeing your right to be an unpaid carer when the privatised care system fails your elderly relative? #r4today

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@gingabeans

7 years

And there, ladies, is your worst enemy - Petronella Wyatt saying that she always found it 'very flattering' to be groped by men #r4today

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@gingabeans

6 months

Miles DOES sound very like Rob. It's excellent casting/acting. When Miles phoned last week I thought it was Rob. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

5 years

Normally, I'd tell parents to butt out of their son's choice of bride. But this Natasha is fucking awful. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

5 years

You are what you eat, Natasha. A Pop Tart. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

8 years

I love Tony! Who knew I'd ever tweet that?! #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNE SPENCER! 103 today! 72 years (on and off) playing Peggy Perkins/Archer/Woolley in #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

A return ticket on Avanti services to Manchester is now £98 standard, that's the minimum price. With Virgin Trains it was possible to advance book £22 each way a few years ago. #r4today

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@gingabeans

7 years

Would you rather live in your mum's holiday cottage or your aunty's stately home? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

1 year

The government is trying to rush through as much pro-rich-people legislation in the time it has remaining while it has a majority in parliament but not in the country. - banning strikes - removing limit on bankers' pay - deregulating the financial markets #r4today

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@gingabeans

1 year

I haven't listened but I'm reading your tweets ... is it true? 😥 #thearchers

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@gingabeans

4 years

This is my first #thearchers monologues and I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! Well done everyone involved. Who knew how much Tony hated Jennifer popping round with her cheerful 'hello you two!'.

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3 years

This bloke whose business produces millions of single use glass bottles and jars for the food and beverage industry is LITERALLY part of the problem. All that energy for one beer bottle that the user just throws away. Is now the time to bring back reusing bottles? #r4today

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1 year

I don't think wearing a lucky tie will stop you being a cunt Vince. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

Maybe the house will go to auction and Emma & Ed can buy it at a knockdown price! #thearchers

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3 years

I listen all year just to hear Kenton call David, Dave. #thearchers

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7 years

Well now who's going to tart up the second hand furniture in Ambridge? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

What shall we do with the pig with blue ear? What shall we do with the pig with blue ear? What shall we do with the pig with blue ear? Ear-lie in the morning.... #seashantytok #thearchers

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@gingabeans

7 months

@SkyeSonus @JaneyGodley @speakoutsister It totally destroys their argument. By their rules, this lot will have to use the ladies - which will cause equal consternation - and will still mean any bloke will be able to wander into the women's toilets claiming they're a trans man.

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@gingabeans

6 months

"You don't have kids" is a nasty thing to say to anyone childless, let alone a woman who has miscarried. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

6 months

It writes off all trans people - trans men who she's calling women, trans women who she's calling men. #womanshour @BBCWomansHour

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@gingabeans

8 years

Lilian on horseback with a pack of 20 Benson & Hedges, putting the hacking back into hacking. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

This middle class conversation about having people around to your garden - what to serve, who to invite, the fire pit. No one's talking about how they get in your garden or where they pee - or about the millions of people who don't have a garden #r4today

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@gingabeans

9 years

Heatherpet's "Ah'm soo looky" means she'll be dead by the services. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

Johnson's claim that this is the first time he's been allowed to speak on #r4today for two years, followed by Robinson informing us that actually, this was the first time in two years he'd accepted an invitation. I spat my tea everywhere.

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@gingabeans

4 years

Crapaud-en-trou tonight. Home made - none of that shop-bought muck. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

4 years

Hopefully there'll be someone on the panel who knows Shula lied about Rob Titchener assaulting the hunt sab a few years ago. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

9 years

I've just had a thought: WHAT IF JENNY'S KITCHEN IS RUINED? #prayforjenny #thearchers

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@gingabeans

1 year

I know it's entirely part of the storyline but has no one told Lizzie exactly the seriousness of Ben's illness which was largely brought on by Vince's tirade in The Bull when he outed Chelsea? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

Just listened to yesterday's ep. I for one think the Pegster did the right thing. And let's not forget June Spencer is 102 on Monday. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

4 years

Shall we have a bit of #archersbingo this morning? #thearchers #omnibuslistenersstaycoronavirusfree

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@gingabeans

9 months

I'm all caught up with #thearchers now, and I don't know what to make of George. Is he bad, very naïve, stupid, evil, or just trying to be a billy-big-bollocks in a small village?

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@gingabeans

4 years

Wondering if I'll put Radio 4 on at 7pm again tonight, as I've done the previous three Fridays.

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@gingabeans

8 years

Is Helen the only person in the world who doesn't take her phone to bed to do a bit of Twitter before a nap? #thearchers

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3 years

A bit like when you thwarted the police investigation into the hunt saboteur's assault by Titchynob, Shula? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

It takes a village to hate a woman. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

For real. Alice said "No. No. No." when they tried to make her go to rehab. The SWs are on FIRE. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

6 years

We tell ourselves to act normal to be accepted. Well fuck that. Be who you are. Women like @BillieJeanKing and @Martina spent decades kicking the door open so the rest of us could pour through, don't let them down now 🌈🌈🌈 #desertislanddiscs #dids

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@gingabeans

10 months

How about "Hey Mrs Consultant Lady, we're divorced. I stabbed him. There was a court case. I went to prison. He tried to snatch my child. We now only talk through lawyers. It is entirely inappropriate that I'm here". #thearchers

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@gingabeans

8 years

Do you think Tom's wondering how they got to a situation where his products aren't for sale in his shop? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

Fucking Jack. Didn't she trick Krusty into making her other kid Chief Judge to the pudding competition in the summer? It's all about Helen's crotch goblins. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

4 years

Is that illegal-pesticides-Ed getting all judgy about someone else cutting health and safety corners? #thearchers

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@gingabeans

3 years

HE OPENED THE BOXES! but the DOLLIES ARE OK 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

@NelgLeba @BBCNews Or "recruitment issues", by which of course we also mean Brexit. #r4today

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6 years

I'm missing #thearchers this morning but it's been werf it #snowdonia 👋👋👋

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@gingabeans

4 years

Kathy's at the Meeting Point! Silently signing to the guests to answer a silent register. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

I'm declaring George an addict. George has a hole in his soul - he keeps looking for things to fill it with. Love, attention, money, new things, nicotine - alcohol was just mentioned. Down the line it'll be drugs and alcohol and prison. Mark my words *waggly finger* #thearchers

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5 years

Again, I'm shocked that children have to pay for 'ladies things'. Every time. #thearchers

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9 years

Getting drunkenly bummed by a man in a kilt behind the bins at a party. Who said romance was dead #thearchers #brokebackambridge

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2 years

We all knew Jean Harvey was a bit of a slag, back in the day. #thearchers

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@gingabeans

2 years

Asking an 80 year old man to carry your shopping? #thearchers

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2 years

Not once did @amolrajan ask @pow_rebecca Rebecca Pow - MP for Taunton and former environment minister - why she voted for more sewage to be released into the environment she says she championed. Come on Amol, show some journalism. Maybe @maitlis is right. #r4today

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