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Franklin Hardy

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2 years

Would be amazing if in 10 years Will Smith returned to the Oscars, walked in and immediately slapped the shit out of someone

Variety

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Academy Bans Will Smith from Oscars for 10 Years

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The vet told my dad on the phone (??) that his dog had to be put down and he’d come to his house and do it. My dad dug the dog’s grave AND LET THE DOG WATCH. Then the vet came and checked the dog and said it was a false alarm. Oops! Dog’s fine! Everything about this is insane.

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3 years

This picture of Miles Davis meeting Kenny G is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

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4 years

No rioting. No looting. Nothing on fire. LAPD just starts beating the shit out of people.

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5 years

Re: letting the dog watch the grave digging, my dad: “It didn’t seem to bother him. Was a little hard on me though.”

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5 years

Why would the vet sentence the dog to death over the phone? No idea. Told my dad he doesn’t sound like a very good vet. Dad: “he’s a great vet!”

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4 years

U.S. Gravy Seals

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5 years

What can I say? Life in rural Virginia guys.

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6 years

In the most LA thing, a notes call was cancelled today “because of the rain.” This is a phone call we’re talking about.

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Franklin Hardy

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5 years

Since people are asking, my dad says the dog is doing “famously.” Here he is:

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8 months

I’m sorry but this strike has gone on too long. I’m done with this industry. Just sent “fuck you” emails to all my reps and every exec I’ve ever worked with and it felt amazing.

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6 years

“Boofed” means “farted.” His friend was asking him if he’s farted yet. You know how guys are always like “Bro, you farted yet??”

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5 years

I’m laughing so hard at all the replies to this thank you all.

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2 years

“At your highest moment that’s when the devil comes for you.” I whisper to myself as my tweet gets its 28th like.

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1 year

@evafay “We’ve received a letter you need to see immediately.”

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7 years

"Pretty thin over there too. That was, like, jam-packed for me. Probably just the rain though."

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4 years

Have we at least CHECKED if the blood of billionaires cures coronavirus?

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4 years

Thanks, David Geffen, for your thoughts.

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3 years

Imagine if you could eat food through zoom.

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3 years

Imagine how many people would starve if grocery workers had the same clout -- and attitude -- as teachers unions.

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3 years

Ok but what if the kid in the marshmallow test is literally starving.

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3 years

$2,000 checks is basically America failing the marshmallow test

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3 years

Aaron Rodgers is questionable this Sunday with a neck injury

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3 years

'Super flexible' Joe Rogan says he can perform fellatio on himself

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3 years

Hey guys I found the spot where you are supposed to wait if you are a person of color looking for a hug from a giant white guy.

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4 years

Believe everything Parnas says. A man who does a low angle selfie isn’t capable of deception.

Alabama Democrats

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4 years

how bout that 🐸☕️

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2 years

Welp I’m furious

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5 years

If the next Jurassic Park isn’t a bunch of giant, hairy birds going HONK HONK I will be furious.

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3 years

@jscros When your future of setting the planet ablaze for profit is unfairly taken from you.

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4 years

👏👏👏 deadly accurate ❤️ @pants

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5 years

The 49th email in the failed poker night thread.

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

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5 years

I’m literally trying to give everybody money.

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4 years

Congrats to Bezos on the profits from all of the panic buying at Amazon and Whole Foods and thank you sir for using your billions to fight this pandemic (haven’t checked this but I’m assuming he is).

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4 years

A+ troll. Respect.

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4 years

“Cats” actor Idris Elba assured fans that despite testing positive for coronavirus, he’s doing all right.

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7 years

Wild Reservoir Hogs

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4 years

LAPD officers showed up to a mental health call and shot each other. I have a feeling this wouldn’t happen if unarmed mental health professionals answered these calls instead.

LAPD HQ

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4 years

There has been an LAPD Officer-Involved Shooting in the area of Santa Monica Blvd & Wilton Pl within @LAPDHollywood Division. Preliminary info is that officers responded to a suicidal male radio call at approx 2:10pm in the area of Santa Monica Blvd & Wilton Place.

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4 years

HOPE (for cops)

The Hill

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4 years

Obama: You lose people with "snappy" slogans like "defund the police"

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If the next Jurassic Park isn’t a bunch of giant, hairy birds going HONK HONK I will be furious.

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5 years

IT’S SNOWING IN EAGLE ROCK, CA.

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5 years

Waiting for them to start the timer in Pictionary like

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4 years

Holy shit

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4 years

When I was a kid my grandpa told me I should be sure to know my hand span and the length of a useful finger so I could make decent measurements with just my hands and he was right

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5 years

I wish I could express how badly I want to see Bong Joon Ho make a movie about a superhero with a boxy costume.

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7 years

A Nazi from Ohio murdered an anti-racism protestor from Virginia. Cool take, shithead.

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7 years

When the swastikas and murder is out in Charlottesville is not time for the "Not all Southerners" thing. That shit isn't from New Hampshire.

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@johnlevenstein He did seem a little quick with the shovel.

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5 years

@kibblesmith Return ROFL the Jedi

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3 years

Twitter in a nutshell: reading Richard Dreyfus’ son’s thread about his mom dating Bob Dylan until it turns into him yelling at public transit advocates and screaming about Hitler.

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4 years

A former Warren supporter, I am now Team Bernie. But I have to admit, Biden-Corn Pop 2020 would be tough to beat.

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7 years

In which @kellyannepolls compares intentionally lying to support Trump policy to... an unnamed someone *not* running an erroneous story?

Kellyanne Conway

@KellyannePolls

7 years

1/2: Honest mistakes abound. Last night, prominent editor of liberal site apologized for almost running a story re: tweet from fake account

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3 years

@willystaley …and son, you won’t believe this, but I can only describe what the bartender did next as “slapping the tarragon.”

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3 years

I just learned the Writers Assistant on the last show I was on made $15/hr. That’s the same rate I made as a WA... FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. #IALivingWage #IASolidarity

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7 years

@AkilahObviously @iSmashFizzle True story our D.A.R.E. office was named Office Buzz and all the 5th graders thought it was hilarious.

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4 years

@ScottAdamsSays @jasonjross @ahmedbest There it is... the thing I desperately want to be but don’t have the talent for.

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4 years

Hi! I worked on this last year and am excited that you can now see all episodes on Hulu! Check it out! If you liked the book or movie, you’ll realize they’re both dog shit compared to the tv show! #HighFidelity

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3 years

They said it was liberal pearl clutching when we decried the terms China Virus/kung flu/etc. The words themselves were an act of violence. A non-zero number of Asian deaths is connected to every instance of someone publicly referring to covid that way.

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My one buddy never farted until he got to college. Meanwhile, me and the rest of the guys all farted at least once in high school. We never let him forget about it!

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4 years

Normal People is the most relatable show I’ve ever seen. Just having so much sex high school. Being a super shredded weirdo banging another super hottie. Getting hammered at the bar with my boys and then having passionate sex in my bedroom all night with a nerdy model.

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4 years

You’d think you’d say “the Chinese government” or even “China” instead of “the Chinese” to avoid seeming xenophobic. Unless, of course, your intention was to court racists.

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4 years

Biden protestors needed to clarify among themselves whether its 1-2-shout or 1-2-3-shout.

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2 years

A lot of “cool” tv writers like to complain about notes, make fun of notes, refuse to take notes, etc. Not me. Note me, baby! I have no fucking clue what I’m doing.

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5 years

If you live in LA and subscribe to NYT but not LAT get your shit together.

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5 years

How many digital subscribers does the NY Times have in Southern California? That's what I asked myself when I read the story about the L.A. Times struggling to pick up subscribers.

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5 years

@sirosenbaum Hahaha

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5 years

Wait these fucking dipshits were chanting “build the wall” at a Native American? Lmfao

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5 years

Side note - when I was on You’re the Worst, I told the room about this fear and they made this twitter account to troll me. @ShaneKosakowski @evafay @bennettleigh @philyuck @stephenfalk 2/

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4 years

100% NOT what we should be focusing on right now but that’s... not Bailey.

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I love Elizabeth Warren and I love Bailey. She deserved more.

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4 years

Laeta Kalogridis, the creator of Altered Carbon, is mass emailing writers she doesn’t know in an attempt to exploit this global catastrophe to undermine the (already well litigated) WGA action against the ATA. That’s... super shitty!

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5 years

It really is time we got staff writers paid more. @WGAWest

ABC7 Eyewitness News

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar puts 4 of his #Lakers world championship rings up for auction

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5 years

“I mean YOU try doing a ‘Ken Jeong has a micro penis’ gag with today’s ‘Asian men can be leading men’ culture! You can’t! It’s bullshit! Comedy is dead!”

DiscussingFilm

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5 years

Todd Phillips stated “go try to be funny nowadays with this woke culture” when asked if he would develop more comedies. He adds that comedies don’t work anymore “because all the funny guys are like, ‘Fuck this shit, I don’t want to offend you.’” (Source: )

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Del Taco Force

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Seal Team Sucks

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6 years

Congratulations to Disney on the positive pregnancy test.

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5 years

Happy sex gifs day.

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Sex gifs

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One of my greatest fears in life has always been to hear a baby crying in the woods. My dad lives out in the country in VA and whenever I’m at his house I fall asleep saying to myself “Please don’t let me hear a baby crying in this motherfucker.” 1/

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3 year old was coloring and asked me what color she should use. I said yellow. After a pause she said “I can't use yellow. The Visitor told me I can't.” And I said “who is the visitor?” And she said “He's invisible and he's sitting right next to you.” 👀👀👀

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Now I’m wondering if I also heard it when I was really young and forgot about it but the fear stayed with me. That’s why I’ve always been inexplicably scared of hearing a baby crying in the woods because there is literally a ghost baby crying in the woods at my dad’s house! BYE/

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2 years

Cops knocks this kid’s phone to the ground and it captures this beautiful shot of him threatening bystanders with his taser!

Film The Police LA

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**NEW VIDEO** Robert sent me video of his OWN ARREST.

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@LizAlps Days 1-3: 0 Day 4: 2 Day 5: 2 Says 6-7: 10

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3 years

People are snitch tagging Kenny G

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@MayorOfLA @LADOTofficial @BSSLosAngeles Are the kitchens and dishwashing stations and other areas where restaurant staff work also al fresco? Or are they not the Angelenos we give a shit about?

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I’ve been dying to see pictures of my friends in front of Notre Dame but didn’t know how to ask them. So, in a way, these recent events have worked out well for me.

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4 years

Natural Bundt Killers

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INDIE ROCKER ELEGY Glenn Close: Every milk hotel in this world is one of three kinds...

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5 years

Wait. Kareem has a co-producer credit? He just got to SKIP staff writer, story editor and executive story editor?? I’m furious.

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3 years

@ALforLA2022 “We’ll do a walk and talk like The West Wing” I died

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3 years

“We are concerned the baby may not meet our family’s impeccable skin standards.”

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7 years

@ScottWalker Bad news, man...

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6 years

The Christopher Plummer nom is an A+ Spacey troll.

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3 years

2 year old just asked me, verbatim: “Why is Rod Stewart?”

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Writers who tell other writers not to publicly criticize tv shows because it may cost them jobs vastly underestimate how much haters love to hire other haters.

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9 years

You're the Worst renewed for season 3! #YouretheWorst

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2 years

Google LASD gangs

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5 years

Excited to be working on this!

Deadline Hollywood

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Anna Kendrick To Headline ‘Love Life’ Anthology Series For WarnerMedia Streaming Service From Paul Feig & Lionsgate TV

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4 years

Thinking about all the childless people out there struggling to come up with what fun cocktail they will make today while I’ve spent the last 20 min trying to meet my daughter’s demand that these two stuffed animals both wear the same hat at the same time.

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7 years

@kumailn President Leroy Jenkins.

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4 years

Katie Porter is ice cold.

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4 years

Lol Pete literally just said the reason black arrests went up under his tenure is because there were so many gangsters.

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5 years

“I do not want dogs shitting in my yard so I permanently placed a statue of a dog shitting in my yard... in my yard.”

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3 years

@PplsCityCouncil Only one option.

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3 years

My mother-in-law is staying with us. She bought some kind of special pickles and she’s been trying to get me to eat one for three days. She keeps loudlu saying “to herself,” “Wow, these pickles are good.” “These are the best pickles I’ve ever had.” Etc.

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7 years

Imagine getting to crank it with the kind of high stakes that Ted Cruz does.

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3 years

Amazing. Villanueva says the articles lack factual basis and then seconds later says “I was the only sherif that’s enacted policy that addresses exactly what you’re talking about.”

Cerise Castle

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I've tried to get comment on my series on #LASDgangs from Sheriff Alex Villanueva for about a month. Today he responded during a Community Conversation hosted with LAPD Chief Michel Moore. Villanueva says he's recommending that people sue me. (1)

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This is a blast. Highly recommend.

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This guy thinks Nomadland would be improved by more depictions of the nomads paying taxes and banking.

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3 years

IDEA: a mom but she is able to throw your childhood things away instead of shipping them to you.

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4 years

Excited for the new WGA board but also disappointed that not one of them has addressed how Kareem Abdul-Jabbar got to skip staff writer and go straight to co-producer.

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