Jack Carroll @fatjacko Twitter profile

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Jack Carroll

11 months

Delighted and honoured to announce I’ll be joining the British cultural institution that is Coronation Street as Bobby, Carla’s nephew. Hopefully he brings some laughter in the vein of some of the shows classic comedy characters. @itvcorrie

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Jack Carroll

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3 months

I don’t know if I’m watching England or Socceraid.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

A “huge step” is the last thing we need.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

I have never felt more out of step than I do now. And I have fucking cerebral palsy.

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5 years

Open her own fucking car door.

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Kate Middleton arrives at nursery to serve kids breakfast... Is there anything she can't do?

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

I think @MattHancock should watch his tone.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Love you mate.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Andy Burnham is Prime Minister of Northern England

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

The south stand at Elland Road today was a bit like those guys who carried on playing their violins as the titanic sank. Brilliant atmosphere. I’d much rather be a leeds fan and lose 4-1 than be win and have to stay silent supporting Arsenal. #mot

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

@centristjim1 @PippaCrerar One of them is draped in Fucking tinsel

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

2 years

In London for work, without a Fulham ticket until I met Leeds director of football Victor Orta in Kings Cross station who’s sorted me out with a ticket for the game. What a club. Victor really loves leeds as much as you and me! #lufc #mot

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Quite simple. Cerebral Palsy.

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Jack Carroll

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4 months

Better add BAFTA winner to my CV. Absolutely honoured and astounded.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Government donating 1 million pounds to mental health helplines? Here’s an idea, why not properly fund public services instead so people can get easy access to talking therapy?

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Billy Foster just sent me this. Caddying at the Masters and still finding time to represent @LUFC what a man! @apopey #lufc #mot

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

A wonderful, decent person and a football genius. The pinnacle of humanity. Truly.

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4 years

#Bielsa jumps out of his car leaving Pride Park to greet a disabled #LUFC fan

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Delighted to announce a new permanent addition to the household- meet Lenny the Golden Retriever.

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

Stop mentioning Frank Lampard. He was sacked because he was doing a terrible job. If I get booed off stage and another comedian comes on after and storms it I don’t expect half the credit.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

People love to slag off Orta when the chips are down but without Orta there’s no Bielsa at Leeds and with no Bielsa it’s a guaranteed mid table finish. #lufc fans need to realise you don’t always have to blame someone for a loss, sometimes that’s just the way the game goes.

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4 years

Still less disabled than Richard Keogh though pal! 😂😂😂😂🤣

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

A failed footballer with all the intelligence of the shortest and thickest plank of wood having a go at someone like Bielsa. Pick your battles my friend.

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5 years

This has aged well. How utterly delicious. This is almost as good as Leeds actually going up.

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5 years

Stop Crying Frank Lampard. 😂

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

I now understand even more why @Cli5hy wrote that tweet to Bob. Some twitter fans are utter morons. Still, #ALAW

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Jack Carroll

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7 months

Thanks for all the lovely comments about @itvcorrie tonight. Great to dig into Bobby’s back story and I can’t wait for people to see how he develops. Adding a part to #Corrie history really is a privilege.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Making light of this seems pretty crass to me. But I suppose if you have a group of grown adults showing faux tiger claws then I suppose you’re capable of anything.

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5 years

A timely reminder that tomorrow's match against Leeds United is dedicated to Kick It Out... #hcafc | #theTigers

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2 years

Leeds are staying up and the town are staying down.

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5 months

A Friday night with Ken in the Rovers. I’m a lucky lad to be able to do this job and work alongside icons like Bill Roache. #corrie

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2 years

@SteveBakerHW @krishgm

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4 years

Thanks for all the nice comments about QI. It seems to attract a thoroughly lovely audience.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

@emilyhewertson What about all the racist stuff he’s said? And his racist policies?

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2 years

@Baddiel The David Brent of antisemitism.

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Jack Carroll

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9 months

Touched by the reaction to Bobby’s first appearance on @itvcorrie last night. Thanks for all the nice comments and glad we managed to hit some classic Corrie notes. There’s a lot more to come for him, so stay tuned.

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

Always a deep privilege to support a comedy hero and good pal, thanks for a great few gigs @frankieboyle . If you saw me on the tour and fancy seeing my solo tour, dates here:

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5 years

#lufc

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5 years

A message from Lee Johnson. 🗣❤️

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Derby County are still in the championship 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@fatjacko @clarkey15 Tell me something funny please? You are supposed to be a comedian

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2 years

@jordanbpeterson Did they use Kermit’s voice?

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

The Last of Us is unbelievable tv. Gut wrenching stuff.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

@piersmorgan For someone who routinely criticises snowflake culture, you sure do act like a little bitch about a lot of things.

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2 years

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Owner of thirty three cars and the worlds smallest micropenis.

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4 years

Hahahahaha. @RichardKeogh_6 @TomLawrence99 @Masonbennett20 remember lads, if you decide to drown your sorrows tonight, at least hide your car keys first.

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

3 years

Walking round the shop holding this until someone recognises me, as I do every night of the week.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Just seen a disabled girl on BBC news say she voted Conservative because people with disabilities deserve more and she wants to see more money for the NHS. My god.

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

1 year

The sitcom pilot I co-wrote and star in is on the @BBCiPlayer this Friday. It’s been a lifelong ambition to write and act in a BBC comedy, can’t wait for viewers to join Mike and the Gang for a journey on the mobility bus on the May 26. Watch it otherwise you’re probably ableist.

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

10 years

My other winner would've been . @jamessmithvocal he was wicked.

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

5 years

@rickygervais Felt we got to know her a bit through your podcast and radio work and through Facebook. A sad day. RIP Ollie.

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

To all the folk slagging Orta and a few slagging me, he was instrumental in bringing us Bielsa, Premier League football and some of the happiest footballing memories of my life. As a season tkt holder, He’s alright by me and always has been. Sorry I don’t have a short memory.

Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

2 years

In London for work, without a Fulham ticket until I met Leeds director of football Victor Orta in Kings Cross station who’s sorted me out with a ticket for the game. What a club. Victor really loves leeds as much as you and me! #lufc #mot

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Jack Carroll

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4 months

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

The face of a man who thought the World Cup Final was a 7 PM kickoff so has instead spent the afternoon watching Avatar (3 Hrs 12 mins, should’ve been an hour) and is now having to watch the second half on his phone and ignore his girlfriend at a restaurant.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

@emilyhewertson Or are you just annoyed at them pointing it out?

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Strong work this morning. I'm sure however, that the Prowler (shown here) is an exercise from the 7th circle of hell. As always, please don't tell the benefits office. Ta! #strengthtraining #cardio #crying

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Jack Carroll

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8 years

Boris Johnson is Foreign Secretary, Tony Blair was Peace envoy and Humanitarian of the year. At this rate, I'll win gold at the 100 metres.

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Jack Carroll

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4 months

Emailed Angus Kinnear on behalf of all disabled fans who are having trouble with PA and disabled Wembley tickets and he has given me assurances that all the cases the club are aware of will be sorted out and made right. Pls share with anyone who has had this issue. #lufc #mot

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

@Baddiel This is equivalent to manuscript for John Lennon’s ‘In my Life’ for football fan comedians.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

I made banana bread. What a day ❤️

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Jack Carroll

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9 months

Well, well, well

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9 months

SURPRISE! 😅 #Corrie

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4 years

I WON BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT, BY A LOT!

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

@dillondanis You can just reply to the text mate

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Jack Carroll

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10 years

Society has taken a wrong turn somewhere along the line... http://t.co/JcQfUrbQ3o

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Just been to the recording of the Little Britain Brexit Special. A hilarious treat for fans of the show, a triumph from two of my comedy heroes and lovely lads @RealMattLucas and @davidwalliams . Also met Noel Gallagher. He asked me how I use my walker. I said I just roll with it

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

@Lord_Sugar Who am I gonna believe? Tough choice between the traitorous billionaire lord and the principled socialist who has been proven right more times than I care to count.

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

Forcing #matthancock to resign due to a snog rather than dodgy contracts and 100k deaths is a bit like criticising Ted Bundy for not pulling a lady’s chair out on a date.

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Jack Carroll

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1 year

Opened up my own takeaway in Naples.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

It was 10 years ago today and there I am. #marchingontogether

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

@lthomasnews Travis Browne is lucky he’s married to millionaire Ronda Rousey

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

Just arrived in Edinburgh. Very happy with my flat mate. She needs food so buy tickets to my show:

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

Do barbers on Instagram know they can cut homeless folks hair without filming it?

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

Great to open for my oldest pal in comedy and my earliest mentor tonight, @JasonManford . He gave me my first proper comedy gig in front of 2,000 people when I was 11. His new show is hilarious and touching. Showing he’s one of the best as a comic and a bloke.

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Jack Carroll

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5 years

A cheerful sentiment for your Tuesday from @frankieboyle

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

Some exciting news. A near lifelong ambition of mine.

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Jack Carroll ( @fatjacko ) has co-written and will star in a new comedy short for BBC Three about Huddersfield teenagers taking a mobility bus to school.

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4 years

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN!

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5 years

Guess who just won Tinder

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Jack Carroll

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6 months

Mobility, the short film I co-wrote and starred in has just been nominated for a BAFTA! You can still catch it on the Iplayer. Congrats co-writer Tom Gregory, director Akaash Meeda and producer Sam Ward as well as brilliant cast and crew, Dave Simpson Tiger Aspect and the BBC.

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Jack Carroll

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11 years

Preskool and Atraction I'm the better dancer http://t.co/euub6RQiCu

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Jack Carroll

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3 years

I’m running a 5k in my walking fame for Forget me not Children’s hospice. They do incredible work caring for children with a life shortening condition and their families, providing hospice at home, crisis care, bereavement support and end of life care.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

Why do all the mass shooters look like me on an off day?

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Jack Carroll

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8 years

I reckon this whole thing is a wind up on Cameron for Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. It's just those two in Gove and Boris masks.

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

3 years

As if Mark Goldbridge would have inside info. Purely fishing for Retweets.

Mark Goldbridge

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3 years

It's not confirmed it's a late United bid. All I'll say is, if United do bid late they'll win the race because Ronaldo won't turn United down for City no chance. But it's a BIG IF. At the moment City are still favourites

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3 years

“If Cancel Culture really existed, maybe we wouldn’t have a Prime Minister that called Working Class people feckless and referred to Muslim women as letterboxes?”

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4 years

Stella Artois trending due to racists rioting in London. The only beer brand with worse PR than Corona at the moment.

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Jack Carroll

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11 years

Remember to vote for me... Please??

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10 years

Piers Morgan has called Katie Hopkins a "repulsive creature"'. when Piers Morgan calls you that, you know you're a terrible person!

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Jack Carroll

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6 years

I'm 20 today. Thanks for all the bday wishes. And for those that haven't bothered, your name is added to the list. This year has been a laugh. Here's to the next 20 and the 20 after and the 20 after that and the 20 after that. The 20 after that might be a bit ambitious. Hope not.

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Jack Carroll

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11 years

So I've reached a 100k followers. Feel like I should tweet something profound. Na. Cheers everyone.

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

I rarely get physically angry about politics because I think it’s important to maintain some distance as a comedian, and it’s a sentiment you’ve probably read a hundred times, but this government are a lying, incompetent, work shy, elitist, lazy, cowardly fucking disgrace.

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Jack Carroll

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2 years

Two of Harrogate’s most wanted @frankieboyle

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Jack Carroll

@fatjacko

4 years

Delighted to announce that next Friday at 8PM we have the philosopher king of stand up comedy and one of my best pals, @frankieboyle joining me on the third episode of Jack Carroll and Friends in aid of the fantastic @ForgetMNotChild . TICKETS:

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Jack Carroll

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8 years

When your plan is basically waving the Union Jack and shouting about immigrants and beyond that, you're out of ideas

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4 years

I say this with all due respect- he can fuck off!

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Jack Carroll

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11 years

Haven't tweeted for a while, just wondering what Katie Hopkins thinks of my name? Oh, wait, no I don't. Nor does anybody else.

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4 years

@tezilyas Oh is she still a thing? I assumed she’d melted or achieved her final supine hell-hound form.

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8 years

When you voted to "take our country back" but realise you have no idea what that means or how any of it works.

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2 years

Walking back to my hotel room with a coffee this morning, I was recognised by a bloke on a stag do who’s mates had locked him out of his room whilst in his undies, so we had a photo. Comedy, eh.

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8 years

18 today. Buying my first legal beer... In Wetherspoon's at 11 AM. Swiftly followed by a few cans of K cider and a nap in a shop doorway!

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4 years

Crouch is great but this is really bad

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4 years

"There's an Uber driver out there... being frisked" Prince William organised a special delivery for @petercrouch on #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast 🍛 More on his guest appearance here:

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Jack Carroll

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7 months

The start of some huge drama tonight on @itvcorrie 8PM @ITV @ITVX

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Jack Carroll

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4 years

League of Gentleman also taken off Netflix today. It’s an arbitrary gesture that means they don’t have to put any real work into combatting actual instances of racial discrimination and comedy history is getting smashed in the process. Glad I kept hold of my DVD’s.

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5 years

@tezilyas This man is not joking, he is just a fascist. Fucking terrifying.

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