Jason Manford @JasonManford Twitter profile

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

7 years

I voted for the many, not the few. Happy to pay more tax if nurses who've looked after my kids don't have to use food banks to feed theirs.

Ali Sami

@Kloppoholics1

7 years

@JasonManford Seriously Sir. Your a successful, wealthy & sometimes funny man. SO, WHY ON EARTH WOULD U VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS 2 TAX THE SHIT OUT OF U

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3 years

The maddest thing about the reduction in Universal Credit is it doesn’t even make sense on an economic level!That £20 gets spent in shops, cafes, playcentres, online & in high streets THAT WEEK! It doesn’t get squirrelled away & saved offshore or in high interest pension account

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3 years

Fair play Nigel, taking the knee! Good on you mate 😂. #BlackLivesMatter #ComeOnEngland

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@Nigel_Farage

3 years

The sun is shining in the Garden of England! ☀️

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

Wow! Who is this brilliant person? Absolutely nails the argument for unions. So pleased I saw this.

Colin Rogers - #FBPE #FBPR

@weelad00

2 years

This is the best argument for unions I've watched in years...

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

Well that’s made my Sunday ❤️

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@Little_LewX

2 years

@JasonManford meet Lennon, the little girl you donated money towards for our IVF that made me a mummy ♥️ thank you again!

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1 year

Funny that we’re all talking about Gary Lineker and not all those grotesque government WhatsApp messages & cost of living crisis etc it’s almost like we’re being distracted on purpose!

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

7 years

. @ArianaGrande you gave those kids the night of their lives,their hearts were full of joy & happiness &that was because of you.Remember that

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

For sale. 2 flights from Manchester to Paris. May 28th. Will NOT sell to scousers. 😭

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@JasonManford

1 year

Goodnight Nana Manford, we were so lucky to have you in our lives for so long. 99 years of wonderful moments & incredible memories. Even when dementia took hold, she loved music. Whether making cardigans for kids or bullets for Lancaster bombers, she was an inspirational woman ❤️

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@JasonManford

2 years

Lee Mack. Take a bow. 😂😂

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@JasonManford

2 years

Seen a few comments about Sheridan being on tv a lot this week. It’s not sommat she’s in charge of,she would’ve filmed those 3 excellent shows last year & some scheduler decided they went on this week. So chill out, also she’s excellent & you’re lucky to have her

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

I sent a msg before Xmas to say I was thinking of her & that whilst in the middle of it,when your life feels it’s caving in around you,you will get through it.Just because you’re struggling,doesn’t mean you’re failing. Look after yourself folks, talk to someone, you are not alone

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

Be honest now, had anyone ever heard or used the word ‘furloughed’ till about a month ago?

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

This doesn’t seem to be getting a lot of press coverage today, so thought I’d help out. You’re welcome @MattHancock Covid: Matt Hancock acted unlawfully over pandemic contracts

Covid: Matt Hancock acted unlawfully over pandemic contracts

The health secretary breached his "legal obligation" to publish details of deals, the High Court rules.

www.bbc.com

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@JasonManford

1 year

Phew!! Found it. #YayBrexit ! Let’s give the nurses & carers some of this. Easy peasy!

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@JasonManford

4 years

If it were only themselves affected I’d say it was a case of natural selection for those heading to Durdle Door! But it’s not.Likely anyone fit & healthy enough to sit on a packed beach won’t be ones dying in a few weeks of the virus.God help us.Still highest death rate in Europe

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4 years

My heart is breaking for the two nurses who died today. Anyone who is still going out and treating this whole lockdown like one big bank holiday weekend is, in my opinion, culpable for their deaths. That’s how serious it is. Stay in your houses, it’s really not that hard.

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

7 years

@ArianaGrande you gave those kids the night of their lives,their hearts were full of joy & happiness &that was because of you. Remember that

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

Tips for successful racists. 1) Try not to piss yourself when already wearing bright green shorts and bra. 2) If you’re gonna defend Britain, try to spell it correctly. 😘

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1 year

Sending support to all our nurses on strike today out there in the cold trying to get better pay and conditions for themselves and their colleagues. As a son of a nurse I know how difficult, frustrating & heartbreaking the job can be. You have the nation’s support. @theRCN

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1 year

Thank goodness for @McDonaldsUK milkshakes! 400 calories of vanilla flavoured life-saving goodness and the only thing Nana Manford has consumed for a week! Just need her strong enough to get home and be with her family now. ❤️

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@JasonManford

2 years

Haha my dad was union leader and shop steward in the NHS for decades, my mum is a nurse, I’ve worked on building sites, in call centres, shops, bars, warehouses, offices etc before I do what I do now. I didn’t just leave school and say “right, I’m off to play the arena!” 😂😂

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10 months

Respect to anyone who brings children to the theatre, but especially those who’s children have additional needs. I want you to know that any noises that to you may feel huge, to us on stage, we don’t mind one bit,we’re so privileged that you went for it & brought them to our show

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2 years

I’m becoming slightly obsessed with this fella, he’s taking them down one at a time calmly and confidently. Reminds me of my NHS union leader Dad in his day ❤️. I just wish nurses & other workers had someone fighting their corner so cleverly & passionately.

PoliticsJOE

@PoliticsJOE_UK

2 years

Just a video of Mick Lynch bodying journalists and Tories

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3 years

Anyway, gonna turn this off for a while. My mum has gone for bypass surgery today and my emotions are too high and on edge to deal with some of the responses I’ll no doubt get, Give someone a hug. See you xx

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4 years

Kids stayed over at my parents last night. Went to bed okay, woke up breaking the law! 🙄

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@JasonManford

4 years

I will not fucking ‘chill out’ when people I love, respect and care about are struggling with no obvious way out. When theatres that have stood for hundreds of years, even surviving wars are closing at a rate of knots. I will keep calling on MPs to do their fucking job and fix it

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@georgie_grier ❤️❤️

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@JasonManford

4 years

I’m guessing this is why mum’s go to Iceland 😍😍😍😂 @IcelandFoods

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3 years

Daughter,6 resolutely refusing to say she’s 5 so I don’t have to pay for a train ticket is making me laugh so hard! She got angry at me for even suggesting it. She ended the conversation with ‘I’ve worked hard to get here!’ To where? 6?! 😂 proper belly laughs here!

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@JasonManford

3 years

Yeah, boss, any time la! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Harland Sanders

@Iyceum

3 years

@JasonManford great to meet u today and thanks for the photo

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Jason Manford

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4 years

This is one of the most ridiculous arguments you can read about theatre and the arts. Bulk of my audience are working class, pantomimes which often fund theatre all year round are patronised by mainly working class people. Theatre is for everyone. Even pricks like you

JB 💙

@blacksheep_111

4 years

@GaryLineker @JasonManford Not many working class step foot in theatres 🙄 plenty more worthy causes

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4 years

So heartbroken to read about the passing of comedy legend Bobby Ball. Such a hilarious man. The comedy community is a poorer place without him. ❤️💔 #RockOn #RIPBobbyBall

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Jason Manford

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5 years

Thought I’d tell my brother Stephen my good news.

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Jason Manford

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4 years

Text my Dad earlier telling him he should maybe take some time off work (he’s in his 60s and works as a Janitor in a block of flats). This was his reply...😂🤮

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Jason Manford

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4 years

Last visit to see Nana Manford for a while. Couldn’t go inside as she’s 96 with a pre-existing lung disorder so I just told her some really rude jokes to cheer her up! #StaySafe

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Jason Manford

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2 years

There is no quicker comic than Lee Mack. Every comic in this country will tell you, when you work with Lee it’s like lining up against Usain Bolt in the 100m. You think “I’m quick, but I’m not as quick as that fella!” 😂 #1PerCentClub @itv

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4 years

Can only apologise to @mrmichaelball and @AlfieBoe that people thought my impressions of you were good enough 😂 thanks for all your lovely messages folks, was a cracking show to be part of, so much fun. Well done @NicolaRoberts , what a voice! @MaskedSinger

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Jason Manford

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4 years

What’s he got on him?

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

Nah mate, you can do one as well! 💰 💰 💰

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

2 years

I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister. Let’s restore trust, rebuild the economy and reunite the country. #Ready4Rishi Sign up 👉

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1 year

So many of you have asked and checked in so I thought I’d let you know that against all odds Nana Manford has made it back home! Thankfully my dad has just retired, my auntie Sharon is a saint and my mum is a nurse so it means she’ll be well looked after by people that love her.

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3 years

I’m not being argumentative here but can someone explain (in a non-patronising manner) why if Manchester’s R number is lower than london we are in tier 3?

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10 months

Such a lovely vibe in London today, everyone walking around, talking to each other, smiling, having a laugh with strangers! It’s like being up north! #londonpride2023 🌈🦄🌈

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2 years

Amazon paid £400m tax on £20.6billion profit, Starbucks pay £5m on £95m profit, eBay paid less than £10m from £1b profit, Apple stores paid £800k from £971m, Facebook paid £29m from record £3.3b sales, google paid £50m from £1.8b profits…shall I carry on Nobby Nobpecker?

Woody Woodpecker 1984

@1984Woodpecker

2 years

@JasonManford Nah, there’s a difference between smart and lazy. You also have zero evidence of these companies not paying correct tax. It’s only “man down pub said” for you. You say it to attempt to sound like a true edgy leftie. Another fail

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3 years

I’m absolutely gutted about this. So heartbroken for his wife and children. One of the funniest men I’ve ever worked with and I used to adore occasionally making him laugh on my first proper telly job, 8 Out of 10 Cats. RIP mate xx

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

3 years

Comedian Sean Lock – best known for panel shows '8 Out Of 10 Cats' and '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown' as well as sitcom '15 Storeys High' – has died from cancer at the age of 58

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3 months

So rare to agree wholeheartedly with every word a politician said 😂

Politics For You

@PoliticoForYou

3 months

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”

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3 years

I just farted so badly in bed that my wife said, and I quote “you’ve fucking RUINED Christmas!”.

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1 year

Someone on train is having an epic start to their hen do, just heard “this announcement is for the benefit of the future Mrs Powell - it’s essential that passengers keep clothes on at all times on Avanti west coast trains. Failure to do so will result in an intervention at Stoke”

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2 years

They think we’re fucking idiots! The absolute disdain they have for you is unbearable. They can just do what they want now can’t they? Absolute self serving scumbags. Thatcher would spin in her grave to know this is who rules her party now.

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4 years

Hang on...we’ve been stuck in our houses for 40 odd days, and they’re only just thinking about quarantining arriving visitors from other countries! Absolutely flummoxed!

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Jason Manford

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9 months

Elvis is back in the building! Call off the search! Just strolled in like nothing had happened like a spoilt teenager late in from a party! Thanks for all your help & tips folks.

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Jason Manford

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4 years

Don’t worry KT, it’s only people who pay income tax that will be “paying to feed other people’s kids”. Since you’re unemployable, it ain’t your concern. Best 😘

Katie Hopkins

@KTHopkins

4 years

Dear @MarcusRashford Do you think women should think about how they are going to feed a child before they decide to have it? I do not want to pay to feed other people’s kids. You are welcome to. Thank you Katie Hopkins

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Jason Manford

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7 years

More convinced that ever about Corbyn. Couldn't live with myself to watch this country torn apart by May & the Tories.

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10 months

Yeah you idiots! Why not strike on your days off! That’ll show em 😂 (had to actually google @andreajenkyns to make sure she was a real MP & this wasn’t a parody account 😂). Why doesn’t your government put children first and treat teachers with respect!

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@andreajenkyns

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Children suffered enough with their education during lockdown, teachers should put children first and not strike. Why dont they strike during summer holidays when kids wont have to miss lessons! #LabourBackedStrikes

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2 years

Also a few other things ya know…I’m sure some people would still rather the working class worked like slaves in Victorian Britain!

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2 years

All I’m saying is that if comedians are gonna get a slap for telling shit jokes, some of us are worried!

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Jason Manford

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10 months

Oh right, if I’m honest, I’ve not noticed you missing from the crowd. All the best ❤️

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@JasonManford I used to come to your gigs jason until you joined the preaching band wagon. I don’t go to a comedy night to be preached to, however good intended. I go to laugh.

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1 year

How the hell can Celebrations remove the dad’s favourite, Bounty, and yet keep a chocolate bar that has absolutely outstayed its welcome, the Mars bar?

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4 years

My Nana Manford. She’s beaten breast cancer and Hitler and is still here at the age of 96. She’s not gonna let a virus get her now! Thank you to all the NHS workers and every key worker who is keeping this country running. You are incredible.

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Jason Manford

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4 years

Imagine being one of those MPs who voted against @MarcusRashford ’s plea to feed children who need it but then you use your £25 a night voucher to get your own meals for free! It takes a special kind of person to be cool with that.

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Jason Manford

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11 months

We said goodbye to this legend today! Such a precious soul and I’ll miss her always. ‘The greatest thing, you’ll ever learn, is just to love, and to be loved in return’ ❤️ Goodnight Nana Manford xx

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Jason Manford

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2 years

I don’t know why people aren’t separating the two things? Yes the joke was bad, not funny, hurtful. But the reaction and violence was worse? Isn’t this what you tell your kids?! Have I slipped into a parallel fucking universe this morning? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jason Manford

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4 years

If I can wear a mask and still bang out Cry Me a River, you can wear one to pop to the shops! #GrowUp

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2 years

Let’s be thankful nobody told Zelenskyy to ‘stick to comedy’ like people do in this country.

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@JasonManford

3 years

I mean, who needs 5 days to mix with family over Christmas? About 20 minutes on Christmas morning and I can’t wait for everybody to piss off 😂

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

6 years

Just reading Grenfell news,is it me or are they attempting to make the fire chief Michael Dowden a scapegoat for it?It was the cladding you fuckwits. It was the cheap cladding you put on those poor peoples homes that killed them not a man doing his job in impossible circumstances

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Jason Manford

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2 years

Wonderful woman & the country will miss her dearly. No matter your opinion on the monarchy as a concept you can’t disagree that she put an absolute shift in for over 70 years with grace, patience & strength. Like the country’s Nana she will never be forgotten. RIP Your Majesty

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Jason Manford

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3 years

Is there some sort of politician training that means you’re not able to apologise for anything? @piersmorgan asks a perfectly reasonable question on behalf of the country & @matthancock slimes and worms his way out of it. Disgusting. Please resign. Not fit for office

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@Haggis_UK

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Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

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1 year

What’s he on about?! I know well more numbers than that! 🙄

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

From a personal view my friends & family don’t benefit at all, & to see them struggling hurts my heart. From a business point of view, my audience are predominantly working class & if they’ve suddenly not got spare cash for comedy tickets, what exactly am I saving 5% tax on!?

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@JasonManford So even though you will benefit from the changes, you’d rather pay more tax to help benefit others at the bottom? Genuine question btw. Xx

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Jason Manford

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4 years

Where the heck is all the flour guys? Is a symptom of Covid-19 turned everybody into master bakers?

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7 months

Took my 5-year-old for some breakfast on Sat in local restaurant. We waited quite a bit for food to come. Son was “starving!”. When it eventually arrived the waiter put the food on table & I said to my son “and what do you say?” He looked at his plate & just said “Finally!” 😬

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4 years

I’m starting to panic that I’ve not used my lockdown time wisely, not picked up a guitar or downloaded any language apps, the garden is still a mess & the spring clean I did at the beginning is out of date! Have I wasted my lockdown!? Putting on 10 pounds is my only achievement!

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@JasonManford

4 years

Andy Burnham-King of the North! 💪🏼

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3 years

Odd thing to be happy about but my BMI just went from ‘obese’ to simply ‘overweight’! 😂😂

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@JasonManford

2 years

I have not mentally prepared myself for my daughter’s footy this morning having convinced myself that it would be cancelled

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@JasonManford

3 years

I was only saying this the other day to Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, John Bishop, Michael McIntyre, Ricky Gervais, Lee Mack, Rob Brydon, Jon Richardson, Jack Whitehall, Russell Howard, Josh Widdicombe, Alan Davies, Greg Davies, Bradley Walsh, Steve Coogan, Frank Skinner, James Corden

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

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'I lost a gig because I'm a straight white male' | ...and it happens to us all, says comic Nick Dixon

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4 years

Daughter “my friends climbed Snowdonia this weekend” Me “oh lovely. I climbed it when I was 12 with The Duke of Edinburgh” Daughter *gobsmacked “How long have you been famous?!” Love the idea that for a few minutes she thought I’d climbed a mountain with Prince Phillip 😂

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@JasonManford

7 months

Imagine a building company fucked up your house. Then came back to ask you for the job to fix the fuck up they did! Would you employ em? This @RishiSunak fella is a grade A sociopath!

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

7 months

"It's time for a change, and we are it" PM Rishi Sunak finishes his speech by promising to "give the country what it so sorely needs… so that we can build a brighter future for everyone" Follow live

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Jason Manford

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2 years

Hello. So I was on the train to Bedford the other night after the Carol Service at Westminster Abbey & I ended up sat next to this woman, Caroline Coster. She had no idea how I was or what I did and neither did I tell her and we had a good laugh.

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Jason Manford

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5 years

Haha my boys! 😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

@JasonManford you could definitely be our daddy

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

2 years

And the award for most shameless tweet of the year goes to…..

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

2 years

I am very pleased to confirm that the unfair detention of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe and Anoosheh Ashoori in Iran has ended today, and they will now return to the UK.

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

This limit of 6 for any social gatherings is gonna be hard. Gotta choose two of my kids who can no longer hang out with us as a family. Ah well, rules are rules!

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

Resign @pritipatel

Priti Patel MP

@pritipatel

3 years

I am disgusted that @England players who have given so much for our country this summer have been subject to vile racist abuse on social media. It has no place in our country and I back the police to hold those responsible accountable.

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5 years

Read story about @hollywills ‘13-strong entourage’. Turns out, the paper have included her 3 kids & her folks! Made it sound like she was being a diva, but actually just a good mum! Anyway, I’ve gotta crack on & tidy the kitchen after my entourage left it a shit tip before school

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Jason Manford

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4 years

And with that the whole country was united, Brexit forgotten, election results put to one side, as we all, as one had the exact same thought...”why is Craig David on the telly?”

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

1 year

I’m just warning you, Wordle is on it’s fucking arse today. Not even a word

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

I’m a dad again! Welcome twin boys Elvis & Sergio!

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

1 month

Andrea, this new found level of integrity you have is a real positive step forward for you, your party & the country. I can’t wait for your watchful gaze to be cast over Hunt, Mcvey, Pincher, Benton or even Rishi himself. What an exciting few weeks you have left in power. Enjoy.

Andrea Jenkyns MP 🇬🇧

@andreajenkyns

1 month

. @JasonManford you are making a 'desperate attempt to bad mouth' someone you have never met! Where is your big heart? You are the exact thing you accuse me of. Secondly, so will you be defending 'Big Heart Ang' if she gets prosecuted for wrongdoing? #LabourHypocrisy

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

7 months

Solicitors are hilarious aren’t they? I get that they charge for every little interaction but last month I emailed mine to tell him I’d paid my bill and he charged me £12 for reading the email! 😂

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

My daughter just spotted this card in the shop. She said ‘what’s that mean?’ I prepped myself for a lot of questions...”well some people have two mums instead of a mum & a dad” She looked gutted “Two mums? Ahh that’s not fair!” 😂😂

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

Daughter’s sleepover with 5 of her pals has started very well! 😂

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

1 year

This is simply not true… Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah Johnny Cash - Hurt Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You Feeling Good - Nina Simone Valerie - Amy Winehouse Proud Mary - Tina Turner Me & Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin and pretty much any Bob Dylan cover 😂😂

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@corky69x

1 year

@JasonManford @adamlambert no cover song ever sounds better that the original people should leave shit alone

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

That #BeKind lasted all of five fucking minutes didn’t it?

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

4 years

The heart thumping moment you get to the supermarket till and fear you’re going to be accused of stockpiling when in fact you just have 6 children who are ‘can I have a snack-ing’ the shit out of your kitchen cupboards!

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

3 years

Nana Manford! Gave her the biggest cuddle today. This last year has been so hard on her, hoping to make up for lost time! ❤️

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

10 months

Feels like one of those photos of a hunter with a dead Lion! “Look at this once proud beast which I am going to help destroy” 💔

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

10 months

Today the NHS is 75 years old. For me, the NHS is all about the staff who run it. I want to introduce you to some of these incredible people 👇

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Jason Manford

@JasonManford

6 months

Cos this government are shite mate. Basically.

MCFC World

@MCFCworld

6 months

@JasonManford Really like you as a comedian, listen to you & Steve every week but why on earth would you want to offend a large part of your fanbase by nailing your political colours to the mast and post this divisive shite?

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