Imagine your wife leaving you for a man with a much larger penis.
Then when he screws her, you stand by the side of the bed cheering him on. When he cums you celebrate.
Welcome to Man United fans’ relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo...
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City trained at Anfield today so the players can get used to the atmosphere.
Pep brought along a pack of 99p bangers, a Gerry & the Pacemakers CD, some curly wigs and booed Raheem Sterling any time the ball went near him.
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Serious question for Man United fans:
Are you supporting us in the FA Cup like you are in the league, or do you only support us in the league because you’re bitter that Liverpool have won more European Cups than you?
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BREAKING: Manchester City have missed out on the chance to win the Europa League tomorrow by finishing in the top 4 and being in the Champions League.
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Wrexham currently tearing up through the leagues through foreign investment, paying better wages and buying better players than anyone else can afford.
Until they start taking titles off Man United and Liverpool, nobody will bat an eyelid.
RT if you were there when we were this...and stuck with City because you’re a real, proper fan...and now you’re watching one of the best teams of your lifetime wearing the City badge.
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#ctid
Any City fan who was with us pre-takeover secretly cheered that Arsenal winner.
We can catch Arsenal. Wanting the rags to be in a title race is not in our DNA.
It’s ridiculous to compare De Bruyne and Pogba as they’re two completely different players.
One is the best midfielder in Europe, the other is an overpriced dabbing idiot who wishes serious injuries on fellow pros.
Thousands of empty seats at Old Trafford today.
United fans must have stayed at home, on their laptops, tweeting about how although City are a far better football team, they always have thousands of empty seats at the Etihad...
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Paul Tierney is absolutely unplayable in that kind of form. Bossed the game, got the Anfield faithful behind him, some sublime decisions for Liverpool. What a ref. What a man. 💪❤️👊
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We’ve been drawn against Liverpool in the Champions League QF:
Pros:
- we’re 21 points ahead of them
- neutral referee from the continent
- home leg is second
- we don’t have to travel to Europe before the derby
Cons:
- the English media
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John Stones receives the ball, looks up, expects to see David Silva and De Bruyne in space looking for the ball...sees Jesse Lingard instead...shoots himself.
#ENGTUN
United have spent more than any club in Europe since 2010, even more than City.
They have broken the British transfer record more than any other club:
-Pogba £100m
-Lukaku £90m
-Maguire £80m
-Di Maria £72m
Can someone explain why they’ve smashed up their stadium today?
“It’s finished, at Sunderland. Manchester United have done all they can, that Rooney goal was enough for the three points...
Manchester City are still alive here...
Balotelli...
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again.
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What our younger fans don’t realise is that for us older fans, comparing our football to the days of Alan Ball and Frank Clark makes watching this 100 times better than if we hadn’t lived through that.
You need the lows to appreciate the highs.
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Guys - for the home leg, DO NOT throw anything at, swear at or even boo their team coach on its way into the Etihad.
We are so much better than them, so let’s prove it.
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It’s okay to be White.
It’s okay to be Black.
It’s okay to be Asian.
It’s okay to be Hispanic.
It’s okay to be Female.
It’s okay to be Male.
It’s okay to be Gay.
It’s okay to be Straight.
It’s okay to be YOU.
But it's NEVER okay to be a Man United fan.
Watching the season review again.
Not once does Martin Tyler sound excited by our goals, he can not hide how underwhelmed/disappointed he sounds.
Compare it to goals against us, most notably by Liverpool and United.
The bias is actually staggering.
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If United sign Sanchez their fans will celebrate it like they’ve won the league.
Then we’ll celebrate winning the league like we’ve won the league.
😂
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Absolute scenes at Selhurst Park as United reduce the gap to...
...not 18
...not 17
...16 POINTS!
Unbelievable celebrations.
Man United will never die.
Title still on.
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