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@evanrhook

5 months

Spoons vibes.

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3 months

@PigeonJon The biggest tragedy of the night.

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1 year

Four years sober today ✌️

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@kevinddaly I hope they have cut it to one movie. Otherwise I think the lack of “Part One” might be because the second movie isn’t called “Wicked” Call it something else and all of a sudden you haven’t split a movie in half, you’ve made two 👀💰

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This was an absolutely incredible piece of work. A serious subject, delivered with humour, compassion and heaps and heaps of respect. Thank you @adamlambert The world needed this, and it needed it right now!

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@adamlambert

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Adam Lambert: Out, Loud and Proud streams tonight on ITV1 at 9pm or stream on ITVX @ITV @ITVX - don’t miss it. Directed by @petegrant Special thanks to David Smyth and Micky Van Praagh from @ITV & @LiftedEnts

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2 months

@fesshole Naaaaah. I don’t buy it. You’d show her the single theatre ticket and the bank statement showing you only bought one. Easy. I suspect you can’t do that because you bought two 👀

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5 months

@REWearmouth Such valuable insights 🙄

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6 months

@NoContextBrits Turkish Delight is the devil’s work.

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5 months

@PolitlcsUK @business I’ll have one of whatever he ordered, please.

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9 months

Definitely feeling more festive than I look 😂🎄

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@evanrhook

1 year

Oh how we LOVE a lazy Sunday. Am I right or am I right?

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1 year

A productive day means a chilled night. Am I right or am I right?

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6 months

@9to5mac 478 inch MacBook Air. Their most portable MacBook ever.

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9 months

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Agreement? 😂

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1 year

@Tintenfische1 @fesshole Surely they destroyed it themselves by polluting the canal? 👀

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1 year

It is soooooooo close to being Friday 😩

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1 year

Why is it SO FUCKING HOT?! 🥵

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1 year

A day well spent ✌️☀️🕶️

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@evanrhook

3 years

@BlueEyes_Ben I’m Evan - always looking to find more gays that live in my phone 😊

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3 months

@RhonddaBryant You can leave what appears to be the same exit on four separate occasions and somehow end up on a different street each time.

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@evanrhook

1 year

PSA: Don’t go to the gym twice in one day when you hit your 30s. Early night? You bet.

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3 months

@Daniel_Grigg @UKLabour It hadn’t happened then. It has now.

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@evanrhook

1 year

It’s *finally* the weekend 🎉🥳👏🙌🎊

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1 year

Which night is the most boring? And why is it Tuesday night?

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1 year

I shaved my face and now I feel like a 12 year old 🥴

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1 year

It’s amazing how much a bit of sun can boost that good old serotonin ☀️

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9 months

@PolitlcsUK @JackElsom 650 in the commons… that means only 350ish Lords have ever shown up?!

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8 months

When you wake up from a nap and you don’t know how long you’ve napped for, what year it is, or your name.

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1 year

Can’t get enough of that Vitamin D. No, not *that* Vitamin D. Get your mind out of the gutter. 😉😂

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8 months

Am I ready for Monday? Am I fuck.

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@evanrhook

1 year

My Bank Holiday has primarily consisted of working out, eating and, now, seeking validation from strangers on the internet.

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@evanrhook

3 months

Decided to camp out tonight… in the conservatory. I have throws, and candles. And that’s it.

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3 months

@EstherMcVey1 Legit the best way to avoid Esther McVey knocking on your door

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9 months

If you get on a train and didn't take a selfie, how will anyone know you ever got on a train? 🚂👀

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1 year

@CunterBiden420 @IndiaWilloughby Win 👍

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1 year

Hump day survived ✌️

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1 year

@TheRealDeclanK1 Yeah. Whenever I have bad news to share with my mother, I also make sure we both get up off the comfortable sofa, drive to a park, share the news on a park bench where photographers can see, and then drive home. Totally normal.

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@evanrhook

2 years

Happy New Year! Chilled entry to 2023 for me, that’s for sure!

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1 year

Mirror pic thread

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1 year

Mirror pic thread

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Sorry, but what the hell is this?!

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2 years

Every year, it amazes me how much my mood gets a huge boost once we start getting proper sun. It’s almost like I never know how much I miss it until it’s back.

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2 years

If your #Friday night has been as wild as mine, then quite frankly you need to calm tf down. #netflixsolo #movienight #selfcare

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5 months

Sunday scaries, anyone else? Just me? 🙈

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1 year

Last minute Birmingham Pride? Fuck yes. Huge thanks to @nialltg

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@evanrhook

5 months

Goodbye, England. Hello, Spain. 🇪🇸

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@evanrhook

1 year

In a 1am YouTube rabbit hole and I just can’t… stop… watching… shite… 🥴

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@evanrhook

1 year

@Zack3O12 I did the same at Birmingham Pride last week and I could swear I saw smoke start to come out of the charging port.

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1 year

Some days you just need to wear comfy clothes and shut yourself away. Sometimes that’s just what your mental health needs - and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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@evanrhook

1 year

@TanyaTofts @ProfKarolSikora You can still call yourself a ‘pregnant woman’ if you want… Nobody is saying that you can’t. But ‘pregnant woman’ is just one type of pregnant person.

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7 months

Something something something nature.

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3 years

Full size mirrors are for full size selfies.

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3 years

Twittersphere, I bid you goodnight 😘

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@evanrhook

1 year

Yo yo ho mo

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1 year

I love this. I’m a big fan of doing things solo - cinema, walks, days out by myself. We need to destigmatise people actually doing stuff in their alone time instead of just sitting at home and watching tv!

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3 years

First post-Covid #workout done, and miraculously I haven’t lost any strength? Considering it a #miracle . Need a proper #pamper though, look at that #neckbeard 🤢

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1 year

Birmingham Pride was an absolute blast!

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2 years

I don’t even know what day it is at the moment. So here’s a selfie. That is all.

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3 years

@lxthrdg Narrator: And in that moment, twenty thousand people all realised that they had never heard Alex speak. Gay Twitter came to a halt.

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2 years

35C in Newcastle… Send prayers to get me through to sunset. I’ve just written off the idea of sleep at this point 😂

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1 year

Face/body

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1 year

@fesshole Just because nobody’s said anything, doesn’t mean nobody’s noticed…

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3 years

Chilling in front of Netflix on #Valentines Day and honestly couldn’t be less bothered 😂 Have some selfies to celebrate #gay #gayselfie #gayuk #gaypic #gaylife #gaynewcastle #gaynortheast #picoftheday #dailypic #northeast #shirtless #shirtlessselfie #thirst #thirstpic #topless

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9 months

First day back at work = survived 👍 (just)

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1 year

@OliAworth She needs to tweet a pic, I think… 👀

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2 years

#photodump

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5 months

@simon4124 @jrdzvl They will get what they voted for. Sadiq Khan. Isn’t that the point?

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2 months

@Efootballgame1 @fesshole Exactly. Clearly she can see his statements - if she’s curious enough to look through and find the hotel reservation, she would also have found the theatre booking. Don’t believe the fess for a second!

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2 years

Selfie quality - 47% Lighting quality - solid 70% That gay man need for validation from a handful of strangers on the internet - 100% and not a single point less.

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8 months

@CaptainFluffkin @fesshole That’s why it’s called a ‘fess’. 👀

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9 months

That feeling when you’ve got one more work day before the Christmas break…

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1 year

So. Tired. Is it acceptable to have several naps on a Sunday?

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2 years

I’ve recently started having a movie night to myself during the week. It’s a really nice way to fill that time with something engaging and satisfying, but also not tiring or draining. Highlights of this week are…

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@evanrhook

2 years

Sometimes, even in the UK, you get to see something majestic. Even in your local park.

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1 year

Nothing says “I survived Wednesday” like ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and an early night 😂

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1 year

@Ethan_LMP I find that taking your trousers off *beforehand* makes the whole thing a lot easier, and prevents the stains in the first place.

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3 years

@every_daydad Absolutely! Can you please do a review for us, comparing it to your current polishing cloth?! I am highly anticipating a “Why YOU should by Apple’s new polishing cloth” video… 😉

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1 year

30 and up: drop a picture with your age 30 ✌️ Quote & repeat 😊

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@lxthrdg

1 year

30 and up: drop a picture with your age 31 ☺️ qt & repeat!!!

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3 years

@JeremyVineOn5 Of course not. No more offensive than wearing a wig to play a character. Or designer clothes. Or makeup. The real question is whether or not the part should have gone to a more suitably sized woman. Blame the process, not the actor.

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2 years

Miss an opportunity to take a selfie in good lighting? Don’t be so bloody stupid.

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3 years

Saturday morning #workout - done. #gymselfie #cringe #sooriginal

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3 months

That feeling when you finally get to the hotel and demolish dinner after travelling for work. Yes, I’m aware it’s 7pm. No, I couldn’t give a shit. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.