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@endotheremin

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@endotheremin
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4 months
@Read_Acted If you punch above your weight class, you are in that weight class now
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@yipopov @greentexts_bot every single job has a 40 hour workweek you are 1000% correct
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@endotheremin
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9 months
@batssly @wheresthebreesh @zuri_too to follow Angelina Jolie? no.
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@endotheremin
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14 days
@dunksdeux "recapitate" is a beautiful word
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@endotheremin
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4 months
@naxriis_ @MenNeed2BeHeard @etheralfem @pgxkey yeah, because if you were in charge it would be even worse
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@matty_dev @Fur1Kurisauri0 @GlebMelnikov8 @king_phoniex what is a man? a miserable pile of bazinga
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@endotheremin
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6 months
@CaribbeanRythms fellas, is it gay to know things and act accordingly
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@endotheremin
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6 months
@Indian_Bronson "i stay out of beef in the reef but if we surf and turf ima make sure you get done well" is the hardest bar Glorb has ever written
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@SlumRNA_Dog didn't he do it with the mirror shield like Link in Minish Cap
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@wildtiktokss bored, therefore be annoying, disruptive, and attention-seeking. yep that's a woman
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@wildbisexual @kwets11 "i want my man to take on all the negative feelings i prefer not to experience"
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1 month
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@endotheremin
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2 months
@xojess891 @ax_angelo would you rather someone be raped or permanently blinded and disfigured
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@BenGren3 @NebsGoodTakes "speed and velocity" you really thought you were smart huh
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@SlumRNA_Dog okay i have formally adopted your headcanon Medusa 100% was stackin
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@endotheremin
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11 months
@faecuddlebug @femaleweezerfan @PUNKSEYEILISH there's your problem - the second you identify behavior as "bad," you want more drugs to mute it
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@donteatmyson @ywomendeservles How is this acting like her boyfriend?
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@endotheremin
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9 months
@girlactionary imagine comparing viewing a video to having someone put their body inside yours and simulate reproduction
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@REVOLVO_OCELOTS @SilverSecundus women will lose all attraction to you at any time for "reasons" ex: female pro MMA fighter with pro MMA fighter boyfriend got turned off by him protecting his head during a match
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@Mischiefmuscle @EznaBr most Americans hate that their tax dollars are being wasted on overseas wars and defending other countries
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@Danny_Ketch_ @thechosenberg how did you get that from this post
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@endotheremin
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1 year
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@djphunter @AerobicGranule @ronawang @AnatasiaEvans How is asking whether a woman is single "playing with fire?"
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5 months
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@endotheremin
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2 months
@Sowftdaddy @U72303997393653 @xbtGBH If risking your life is seen as the right thing to do and such a dangerous deed is not recognized and celebrated in some way, you societally don't are whether people take risks to do what's right. Either saving an unknown woman's life is sufficiently rewarded or it's not worth it
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@endotheremin
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9 months
@moontriumphs @Attractiveincel in that scenario, he's not "your man," you're "his woman"
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@MalesOfReddit damn maybe it's because you're wearing their biological identity like a cheap costume
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@Magistrotheriu1 @makimapillled @wwarrior_1 every single one of these wells will be permanently inoperable within a year
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@wolfie_zack @9mm_smg It's the max-density injection of "spiritual"/"mystical"/woo-woo nonsense. A few mentions here and there would have been more tolerable, but it's that it's almost every line + the nonstop silly hand motions + the makeup despite the "naturalistic lifestyle" + the tryhardiness
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@pragueyerrr @GSVBemusementPk strictly speaking, the worst that can happen to a man is also dying, or being implicated in a false rape accusation
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@itsjusjae @impretty762 he bouta play Punch-Out
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4 months
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4 months
@bizlet7 Are we supposed to be nice to animals or not, Bizlet?
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4 months
@johnniac_3 This is "a way of saying sorry" like totaling your car is "a way of showing gratitude"
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@sadgirlballad what does this make you
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@Sirrcurity @airbagged i dug that a character that comes across as obviously superhuman/plot armored in the way that he slaughters dozens of trained men and tanks countless injuries at one point gets his shit completely rearranged in a really relatably painful way by gravity and a set of stairs lmao
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@Walidov_ez @wayotworld discourage white women from devaluing themselves through obviously retarded decision making
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@Onii_exe I whistle this lil guy's tune sometimes on solo hikes, just in case they're still out there somewhere.
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@endotheremin
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9 months
@yamindred @Drewbiepie @ladymegofthemw you're right nobody has ever been falsely accused of anything
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@endotheremin
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4 months
@JKMcGUEE @BamaExpat This is a really shitty thing to do and you would absolutely fucking hate it if he said "X's wife is a total bitch and even she managed to Y"
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@surfingJoker @jujuman404 @bigdawgthrows @comics_jeff what's the joke with the non-Leon ones that couldn't be made about Black Cat mods
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@Jizzfart3 @RichardWaggles you literally replied to him first lol
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@endotheremin
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7 months
@ExileGrimm @eeberquist Mexican people love this shit
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@endotheremin
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8 months
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@endotheremin
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9 months
@thesnarkybeer @lporiginalg If the kid was white, the guy at least wouldn't have to go out in public with her knowing that everyone that sees him assumes he got cheated on
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@endotheremin
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@SagamiSword_ @02NateTheGreat @SparBudget Notice the lack of diversity inside the train car
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@Teaziii @TWarPhilosopher @xbtGBH They fuck lizards over there bro it's not a stretch
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@sadgirlballad nah - if you get to make a guy a creep just by saying so, i can also make you a creep. it's creepy to objectify a man into as small a part of someone's body as a thumb - what the fuck is wrong with you? reported cancelled dehumanized etc stop being a misandrist yadda yadda trigg-
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@TheMightyKat He isn't wrong
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@growing_daniel Seven prior arrests specifically for assault. If you get charged with the same violent crime three times they should just hang you from a streetlight with a sign detailing your behavior around your neck
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@endotheremin
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11 months
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@SagamiSword_ @02NateTheGreat @SparBudget That's why it's so peaceful. Add a few American blacks and they'd be going off like the one that was ripping on innocent Japanese people about Pearl Harbor
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@endotheremin
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4 months
@orbitves "i can't handle consequences"
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Football sucks and is gay.
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@SagamiSword_ @02NateTheGreat @SparBudget Okay, go ride a subway in Detroit for an hour and let me know how it goes you naive child
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@endotheremin
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@datepsych That's because female 5s think that they're actually female 8s and that male 8s are actually male 5s
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4 months
@ichthys30 @coldhealing They have to be, they have to find a way to be attracted to women
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@kkamalx @ShaykhSulaiman And what's the bright side?
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@claireternal @CodexMma @SlumRNA_Dog you literally think the stars determine your personality
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@garbagiogarbag1 @funnygamedev with a spotter. man's wearing two condoms to get a handjob
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@coralbraind @DoctorCumFart mfw i just watched a grown adult fail to decide to let go of an object that is actively burning her hands despite repeated clear instruction and you can't imagine how that would be annoying
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@endotheremin
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8 months
@snezhnk @bizlet7 yeah it's way better to slave away for someone who doesn't even like you, let alone love you
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@endotheremin
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4 months
@YouNeedGodBro @bigmadlad @iamyesyouareno It's not about "wanting" whites to be superior, son
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@beee_mj @thechosenberg then don't let them vote
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@endotheremin
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6 months
@antii_mosquito @Hamsterpilled_ it's mostly women putting each other through it
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4 months
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@feelingmajestic @crazyclipsonly nah bro this definitely felt amazing after how bad the dude made him feel before
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@IncelsCo Women will really explicitly label their thoughts as "delusional" and continue to act on and share them, yet we let them have authority
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@FLKindBred @TotvsTvvsEgoSvm @ItsMyKingdom82 @PaulHook_em @stillgray Say somebody physically threatened the life of your partner or child. Would you have the capacity to be dangerous in that situation?
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@Keerurgo @Mischiefmuscle @EznaBr you seem to be under the impression that the majority is in charge of our foreign policy
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@endotheremin
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5 months
@UsingCigarettes Katt Williams clears
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@sadgirlballad let me see how you "prove" that Henry Cavill is "a creep"
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@endotheremin
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1 month
@newowen_ @pissedpige0n @nim_chimpsky_ @BarneyFlames learn to talk to the opposite sex the way men have to
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@endotheremin
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@ismmaaael @GarbageHuman23 No, it is to recognize it
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@thebishhop @Fajjanell @Bornakang You heard him, read it again
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@endotheremin
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11 months
@LookAtMyMeat1 Bad art, worse writing
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@endotheremin
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2 months
@PSYTWEAK @ZondyGuy oh no it's gonna look even sicker
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@endotheremin
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2 months
@austrianPainteh @VERYCOOLLUKEY @MoAminMT i want to gently press them back in with my tongue
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@endotheremin
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26 days
@Stone_tossers @DelusionPosting Everyone says this until they meet a woman with ugly feet
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@endotheremin
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7 months
@YCK3Y you literally posted a video of a woman rejecting men for the shape of their glasses and wearing a tie-dye shirt
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@Nobody43373414 @sophianegativa yeah, respecting stated boundaries and not assuming they're false is so bland. people are much more exciting when they do what you explicitly tell them not to. after all - no means yes!
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@hugehammerhaver - qualify prospect: do they even like cigars? - position offer: higher-quality cigars - qualify: are they expensive cigar buyers? - pitch: $350, aged tobacco; quality over quantity - benefits: coughing stops, more enjoyment - obj fight: someone else will buy am i doing this right
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@endotheremin
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3 months
@Jbiscuit16 @DANNYonPC @BAFTAGames Nintendo is more iconic to gaming than Lara
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@endotheremin
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6 months
@AniseNot @moooanon @EBITDAddyLBO aren't jokes supposed to be funny
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@endotheremin
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10 months
@SocDoneLeft @theserfstv Japan gets a permanently Japanese country, China gets a permanently Chinese country, but all Western countries have to be diverse?
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@endotheremin
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2 months
@mybmisurmom @mierexic green shot would have been used to focus on the guitar playing. she intentionally obscured more than half of her actual playing
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@endotheremin
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7 months
@razibkhan @BSchmidtTweets just say you think men and women should have different rights
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@JilvaSheth @rajvishah30 A woman twice my age reported me for saying she "looked well" after mentioning her long cross-country flight and recent recovery from illness. Your radar fucking blows and you know it; you just have a naturally heightened fear/anxiety response because you can't defend yourself
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@endotheremin
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@Manuelthread @titanicdweeb @RichardHanania @ExcclesiaLatin "Women never betray or hate other women down" bro have you met women
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@endotheremin
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11 months
@StaffChief94 @NoContextHumans Women who cheat should be stabbed in the uterus?
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@endotheremin
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1 year
@saturdayobrien @CWBartholomew80 @artcrimeprof If not stolen, it would no longer exist.
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