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Late Stage Capitalism Barbie

@zuri_too

2 years

Finished chemo. Finished radiation. Beat cancer. Graduated from Harvard. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Under Rated Society

@WeSoUnderRated

2 years

EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.

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Late Stage Capitalism Barbie

@zuri_too

4 years

This picture is so pure. And also, Dominic showed up with the deer like “can he stay for dinner?”

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@zuri_too

4 years

My mother is “opening” gifts she bought for herself with my dads credit card. Ma’am what is this performance

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@zuri_too

4 years

This eagle looks like he just found out he’s the symbol of the United States LMAO

Nerd Girl Says

@Rachael_Conrad

4 years

absolutely losing it over this picture

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@zuri_too

4 years

And the cops still showed up…

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@octavianasr

4 years

Floyd protests: Woman, 80, is sole protester at event in Town of Palm Beach - @palmbeachpost

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@zuri_too

1 year

The appeal of this concept lies in both characters being… really hot. I don’t know if they knew this.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

First Look at ‘MR. & MRS. SMITH’ starring Donald Glover and Maya Erskine. Premiering in early 2024.

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@zuri_too

4 years

Watching Black Panther with my little cousin who has never seen it and when Kilmonger comes on in the British museum this ho gonna day “not the BAYANNNG!”

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@zuri_too

2 years

Three blk men came into the nail salon for pedicures while I was in today. They didn’t come together but ended up sitting side by side because no one else was getting pedis. To see them sitting there chopping it up was so cute to me. I was like, okay new besties!!

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@zuri_too

4 years

She’s 75. She came up in the golden age of husband killing.

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@zuri_too

7 months

My hair growing back twice as thick after chemo was not in my bingo card

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@zuri_too

6 months

He looks like he just told jeezy to stop all that cussin

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@MissCamille92

6 months

Jarrett done met Jeezy. 😂👏🏾

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@zuri_too

1 year

Not to be mean!! They are super cute. But it’s not giving Mr and Mrs Smith TO ME.

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@zuri_too

1 year

Just a reminder, this should be the response when anyone witnesses DV. How you see a man hit a woman right in front of you and just stand there??

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@Alex_Washington

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Last night while Monica was performing in Detroit, she saw a man in the crowd hit a woman. Goonica jumped straight out, not only did she stop performing, sis jumped into audience to make sure things were handled.

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@zuri_too

5 years

So blondes are the light skinned women equivalent for white people?

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@zuri_too

5 years

It's almost like people who start out with money, connections and access have a greater chance of being successful 🤔

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@freyadro

5 years

Let it never be forgotten that Emily “the Teen Vogue Super Intern” from The Hills went on to become Emily Weiss, founder of billion dollar baby Glossier. ✨✨ Never underestimate your interns! #TheHillsNewBeginnings

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@zuri_too

6 years

Future bern carrying on about Ciara and Russell for about five years. That’s three baby mamas ago my dude. Let it die.

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@zuri_too

8 years

"You ain't married to no average bird boi!"

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@zuri_too

5 years

If you think I’m spending two hours watching this unrealistic-happy-ending, sappy, corny Christmas movie as soon as it hits Netflix you are absolutely 100 motherfucking percent correct I cannot wait.

Strong Black Lead

@strongblacklead

5 years

This is my kind of holiday FILM! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 HOLIDAY RUSH starring @teamromany , @SonequaMG , @deoncole , @lalaanthony and more comes to @netflix November 28!

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@zuri_too

2 months

Only thing about Black twitter… yall gonna have me cackling during the absolute worst of times 😂

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@zuri_too

4 years

This isn’t my kid y’all. lol. Just saw the pic on social media ☺️

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@zuri_too

5 years

No one is more obnoxious on IG than people who travel for work. “Another night, another flight✈️✈️✈️” Sir, you are going to Little Rock. Please relax.

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@zuri_too

4 years

Which. One. Of. Y’all. Told. My. Mama. About. Verzuz.

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@zuri_too

6 years

I don’t want to get entrenched in this dumb Bria Myles being ugly convo but I’ll just say... there are a lot of folks who intentionally minimize the Beauty/attractiveness of darker skinned women to body attributes only. It’s not a mistake.

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@zuri_too

3 years

Can I talk my shit for a quick second?? Straight As this semester, including my statistics class, while going through THREE surgeries AND chemotherapy. Clap for me, baby.

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@zuri_too

5 years

It’s amazing how the drug dealer narrative gets reframed when it’s young white dudes doing the dealing

The Associated Press

@AP

5 years

The story of how a clean-cut, 29-year-old college drop-out and Eagle Scout named Aaron Shamo built a fentanyl trafficking empire.

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@zuri_too

4 years

*waves* former teacher of kindergarteners here. You are conflating sexual intercourse education with sex education. Young children learning about their own anatomy, consent, as well as how to have agency and protect themselves from would-be predators is really important.

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@cocaineki_

4 years

Sex Ed for kindergarteners??? Y’all must be smokin CRACK

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@zuri_too

5 years

White people really cannot wait to not pass up an opportunity to be racist AF. It’s the middle of March what are you even “dressing up” for?

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@angryasianman

5 years

I do not know.

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@zuri_too

3 years

One of my neighbors has been blasting Lenny Williams “I love you” on repeat for the last two and a half hours. Bruh. That woman ain’t coming back. Leave the neighborhood out of it.

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@zuri_too

2 years

@BostonJerry It was literally the cutest thing ever! Lol. We first they were kinda quiet… 10 mins in they laughing and dappin each other up

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@zuri_too

1 year

Babe I am never paying these student loans back. Y’all got it.

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@zuri_too

5 years

“WHY ARENT THE BLACKS DYING TOO???” they yelled into the abyss

AFP News Agency

@AFP

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The coronavirus is spreading fast beyond its China birthplace but sub-Saharan Africa, one of the world's most vulnerable regions, has so far been almost spared -- and experts want to know why

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@zuri_too

1 year

@saharvey75 Lolol! Respectfully!

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@zuri_too

5 years

Asking both of them who they think they're talking to

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@KingVirgo9

5 years

This is interesting. What y’all think?

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@zuri_too

3 years

In August, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. A self examination let me to go see my gyno after feeling a small lump in late May. Never in a million years did I think that I’d be dealing with this illness as a healthy, 40 year old but here I am. If I can tell y’all anything from

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@zuri_too

7 years

RT @YIhougan : Everyone should watch the Black Panther Family Tree. Marvel just released this. It’s dope and explained how T’Challa became king. Also I didn’t know he had an adoptive brother who happened to be white in the comic.

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@zuri_too

3 years

I wish white people understood that being like, “no big deal, guys, all white people do this too” in response to SUPEr racist shit is not the response that makes any Black person feel better

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@zuri_too

4 years

If I were as rich and as fine as Halle berry I wouldn’t pay dust and a quarter to the likes of Lisa raye lmaaooo. Girl I can’t hear you over my wealth and beauty

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@zuri_too

4 years

Honestly. I’ll try anything this woman recommends.

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@zuri_too

7 years

LMAO your MCM thinks natural hair products/upkeep/styling is cheap.

Eagles 2-1

@Jacti0nJ

7 years

Black women only go natural when they broke

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@zuri_too

2 years

Everybody knows that when there’s already an “s” in the name, Black people just take it off. Now it’s trader joe.

Bread Mertz

@mondaymargiela

2 years

Black people when they realize Trader Joe's already has an s on it so they can't add one

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@zuri_too

3 years

This is one of the funniest tik toks I’ve ever seen

Roronoa Zoro’s Wife

@burnerpaige

3 years

This one?

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@zuri_too

2 years

@antoniathegreat the faces were FACING

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@zuri_too

6 years

There are very few partially black people I find to be racially ambiguous. But I tend to round to the nearest negro so you can’t trust my perspective.

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@zuri_too

5 years

Black women gotta go outta our way to make sure everyone in a professional setting is comfortable. Meanwhile nobody gives AF about our comfort. I don’t wanna have to add exclamation points to every email, Karen, just do you don’t think I’m “mean”

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@zuri_too

6 years

I'm convinced plastic grocery bags will somehow have a key role to play in surviving the zombie apocalypse and black folks got intuition that's going to save us all in the end. Short answer: Never.

kitty wit the blicky.

@teeyoncee_

6 years

Black households: at what point do we stop saving plastic grocery bags???

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@zuri_too

4 years

We really dragged my dad out of West Africa when COVID hit and made him come back to the states and now this nigga is stuck here and Africa is chillin LMAO omg he is SO MAD with us.

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@zuri_too

2 years

My hair is finally coming back 3 months after my final chemo infusion 🥺🥺🥺 Thank the lord 🙏🏾

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@zuri_too

4 years

I’d leave one star and in my comments explain that it’s only because I cant leave zero stars.

Waiting To Oxtail

@CoreyPTownsend

4 years

What review would you leave America on Yelp?

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@zuri_too

3 years

When coke is your preworkout powder:

Overtime

@overtime

3 years

Bro doing the most INSANE workouts ever 😯 (via devonlevesque/IG)

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@zuri_too

6 years

Jerry Seinfeld was like

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@zuri_too

7 years

There is a woman on the train with a lock on her lunch bag and I just know her workplace gotta be savage as fuck

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@zuri_too

3 years

The women in my life are Black and, no.

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@salisbot

3 years

BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

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@zuri_too

5 years

Also a cobbler when his shoes need to be fixed, a piggyback ride when he’s tired of walking and court jester when life’s hard and he needs a good laugh.

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@zuri_too

2 years

Because they are in the chat rooms showing feet too

JameS, J.D.

@KxngJam3s

2 years

All of these mass shooters seem to be planning these attacks on these online message boards so I’d just like to know why a law enforcement apparatus that is more well-funded than it has ever been can’t seem to stop these people before it’s too late

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@zuri_too

5 years

I just saw a tweet that said Nancy Pelosi was a woman of color because she's Italian and I am telling ya'll I will burn this motherfucker to the ground if you don't stop with this bullshit.

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@zuri_too

2 years

The way Dave introduced him tells you everything you need to know. As far as Chappelle is concerned, being “friends” with the richest man in the world is the pinnacle of accomplishment. He is such a loser now. My God.

Eliot Higgins

@EliotHiggins

2 years

The account that posted Elon Musk getting booed at Dave Chapelle's show was just deleted, for some reason. Here's the video in question

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@zuri_too

1 year

Listen… We came a long way.

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nah having siblings is crazy bc how you cool w someone who tried to suffocate you before? 😭😭😭

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@zuri_too

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RT @DaRealAmberRose : Smh this really makes me so sad. Being a "yellowbone" 🙄 mixed light-skinned woman I know…

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@zuri_too

8 years

George Michael had songs with Aretha and Elton and HELD HIS DAMN OWN. Legend.

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@zuri_too

4 years

I don’t think i’ve met a WizKid track I didn’t love. #np No Stress

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@zuri_too

3 years

I met this delightful old Jamaican woman in the waiting room for radiation on Monday. We chatted, swapped stories and I gave her my number because she’s a widow and sort of dealing with this alone. She has called me 3x a day since Monday. Help.

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@zuri_too

7 years

"I saw black people existing and I'm trying to figure out what should be done..." White people, a memoir

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@zuri_too

6 years

People say "happy holidays" because there's more than just one holiday during this time of year, Gabbie. Jesus would want you to shut the fuck up, I'm sure of it.

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@zuri_too

6 years

Damn do all women born in a certain time period have the same handwriting? This looks just like my granny’s writing. Like, identical.

intelexual media

@IntelexualMedia

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Handwritten recipe for "Feather Lite Pancakes" courtesy of Rosa Parks

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@zuri_too

2 years

Help me

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@zuri_too

8 years

Blocked AND reported as spam RT @MatthewACherry : Obama smiling like he got America muted.

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@zuri_too

3 years

So far I’ve had two surgeries in the last month and have to have another one in two weeks. But my 5-10 year survival rate is in the 90’s because I caught this early. Bottom line: fuck what the ACS says. You know your body. Check those boobs and see a doctor if there is ANYTHING

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@zuri_too

6 years

Dr*ke is like Chipotle to me. It's consistently decent, affordable and quick... but you know it's not real, authentic Mexican food.

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@zuri_too

5 years

I don’t understand this rationale at all. Can we stop making people think that success is predicated on being worked to death.

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@zuri_too

3 years

my experience thus far, it would be to check your self. You are your first line or defense. I do not have any genetic predisposition to breast cancer. But I checked my boobs regularly. Had I not, there’s no telling how different my odds would be right now.

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@zuri_too

2 years

Them LA city council members got RACIST racist on the hot mic. And this is why we gotta be more nuanced in this “Bipoc” and “POC” labeling. A lot of them POCs truly hate Black people.

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@zuri_too

5 years

I appreciate the black men at my gym for stepping in when a white man tried to get loud with me tonight. I stepped away from a bench to get another weight and dude took my spot. When I told him I wasn’t done he said “you walked away.” Maaaan black dudes assembled like Voltron

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@zuri_too

7 years

Vegans kill me with that argument. I don't wanna live to 100 cuz the only motherfuckers still alive will be annoying ass vegans.

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@zuri_too

3 years

My tumor was small, and my cancer had not spread and yet, even with early detection, I’ll likely have to undergo chemotherapy and radiation therapy in the coming months. Had I not caught it early, I can’t imagine what that might look like for me.

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@zuri_too

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Omg 😂 RT @mrLdavis : BITCH!! They are in howard university's financial aid office singing bitch better have my money!!! BITCH LOOK WHAT TYRONE DID

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@zuri_too

3 years

irregular or out of the ordinary. And get regularly scheduled mammograms when you are at the appropriate age. One day I’ll do another thread about how trash the healthcare system is, how biased it is against illness that disproportionately affect women, etc. but not today lol

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6 years

Im positive my ancestors are my guardian angels as I walk though life, and I know they are sick of my shit on the daily, but they still riding with ya girl.

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@zuri_too

1 year

Some of y’all are very weird. If your first thought upon reading this tweet was to think of all the reasons/circumstances to NOT intervene or call for help when witnessing DV, you really are the problem. Go away.

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@zuri_too

4 years

Lmao girl first of all you are not a political analyst. You just a chick who got on tv because of her dad.

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

4 years

Exactly what’s wrong with a solid spirited political debate over dinner? Without having that my entire life, I would never have become a political analyst as an adult. Come on snowflakes, it’s fine.

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3 years

@KMJeezy Lmaaaoooo @ “and Nathan”

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@zuri_too

6 years

Ya'll really expect me to believe that a gaggle of white boys from an elite private school who journeyed all the way to DC from Kentucky to march against women's reproductive rights aren't total pieces of shit? Like, across the board? Okay.

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@zuri_too

4 years

The ease with which y’all glide and gloss over how deeply problematic Dave Ch*pelle is… I don’t quite get it.

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@zuri_too

4 years

I’m blocking anyone who says they wish the president and First Lady well. I won’t have that kind of negativity on my timeline.

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@zuri_too

3 years

These lil white children was ACK-TING as well.

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@zuri_too

4 years

Black people love to add an "s" or leave off an "s" for everything. It's never the right amount of "s"

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@zuri_too

1 year

Sitting at a coffee shop in Bedstuy next to two white women. Woman 1: “we had Nia long on the show today.” WW2: “who is that?” WW1: “she was in like boyz in the hood, fresh prince… some other stuff.” WW2: “never heard of her” MAKE BEDSTUY BLACK AGAIN PLEASE!

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@zuri_too

4 years

I got into the EdM program at Harvard. So yeah. Idk if y’all can tell me anything for the rest of 2020 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@zuri_too

7 years

Guys. The south is racist. the north is racist. the west is racist. Stop playing racist regional olympics. This WHOLE FUCKNG PLACE IS RACIST

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@zuri_too

7 years

Steve Bannon and Donald Trump calling each other crazy and treasonous

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8 years

OMGGGGGGGGG RT @JamaicanHoney : I JUST YELLED RT @MVPGO : Funniest shit on the Internet rite now period

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@zuri_too

4 years

I’ll never forget being in a staff meeting and a colleague started yelling hysterically at me and I looked BEHIND me, dramatically, and asked “who are you talking to?” I said it so calmly my other blk colleague backed up from the table. Lmao.

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@zuri_too

3 years

I have eliminated so much stress from my life by minding my business. Every time I think I want to ask a question or probe deeper or give my unsolicited option, I be like “is this my business?” If the answer is no, I just gotta be like, lemme eat this food.

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5 years

Ok listen, she told you multiple times she ain't got it and you still instigating. Now we at "who you talking to?!!" That's right, baby.

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@zuri_too

4 years

That’s... literally what privacy means. Lol. I’m glad you understand it now.

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4 years

She went to court to protect her privacy. Now she tells the whole world she is pregnant and releases a photograph. How celebrity now works. Tell stories on our terms or we’ll sue.

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5 years

So far today, my nephew has gone to therapy, the farmer's market, had brunch, and is headed to hot yoga. I have no idea how this lil black boy morphed into a 30 year old white woman.

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@zuri_too

8 years

You seem to have opted not to retweet any black Americans speaking on how they got here. Are we not America too? @allisonscag ?

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@zuri_too

5 years

Y’all have lost your damn minds.

Matt Ridley

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5 years

I'm not a fan of reparations for the sins of past generations. But when this is all over, amid the terrible human suffering that is now inevitable, is there not a case for demanding some sort of reparations from the Chinese government?

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@zuri_too

2 years

WE HAVE WORK TOMORROW @RecordingAcad

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@zuri_too

5 years

So I just watched a clip of Am*nd* Se*les on the breakfast club and she compared herself to *checks notes* Huey Newton, stokely Carmichael and...Martin Luther king. Because she’s a “critical thinker” 🤡

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3 years

Fuck it UP Harry Potter!!!

GOTHICC

@frankenfemme_

3 years

Y’all should have NEVER let me see this oh I’mma run this TikTok into the ground

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