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the most normal girl in the world

west coast
Joined June 2019
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 year
new passport pics
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@femaleweezerfan
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2 months
he looks like he’s going to Camp Rock
TIMOTHÉE AS BOB DYLAN ERAAAA
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@femaleweezerfan
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type shit i’ve been on as of late
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all reaction videos
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Half deflated Hello Kitty balloon floating across the ground
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun
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@femaleweezerfan
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8 months
boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
taking adderall to respond “thank you💕” to everyone who said happy birthday to me
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@femaleweezerfan
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3 months
genuinely forgot today was the superbowl cause i’m an alternative indie type chick who is into books and music idk….
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
guy next to me on the plane today was reading myth of sisyphus and was on page 4 when we took off and when i glanced over an hour later he was on page 8
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@femaleweezerfan
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not to be all serious and stuff but do you guys ever see a video of yourself as a child and feel sick about the choices you’ve made to betray someone so innocent
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5 months
there were no wasians during the renaissance
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a face taken from a renaissance painting
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@femaleweezerfan
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9 months
the process of buying a podcast mic in america needs to be made as or more difficult than buying a gun
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 year
if i were going to be mean i would say that taylor swift makes music for white women who got broken up with in a healthy relationship and refer to it as their “trauma”
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@femaleweezerfan
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him: you better not be a unique, cute, interesting, and unique fish when i get home me:
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
urban outfitters releasing some hard hitting bangers as of recent
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
people like this make me wish books were never invented
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
therapists won’t tell you this but the right boyfriend actually can fix you
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
a random guy just came up to me at the museum and asked to air drop a photo of me he had just taken without me knowing because it “looked picturesque.” thank you Mark!
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 month
i went to the mousy brunette convention and everyone there loved pomegranates
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@femaleweezerfan
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3 months
hate when girls do those incredibly staged “what’s in my bag” pictures like they’re carrying around a full bottle of tom ford lost cherry and a didion paperback at all times
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@femaleweezerfan
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9 months
don’t hate me but i went to the lake today and i realized none of this matters. the stuff i worry about in the back of my mind every single day i mean. the water is freezing snow melt and is too cold to swim in. but it glitters blue under the sun
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@femaleweezerfan
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my boyfriend looks like this and i keep him chained to a radiator in the basement so that none of you greedies can steal him
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he is soooo boyfriend shaped… boys just don’t look like this anymore
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
@margot10enbaumx don’t worry dude i have no intention of taking your barbie branded depression and misery away from you lol
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 year
@raynefq he’s so competent and slightly above average in every role he does it’s crazy
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
this is how it feels to order a latte with regular milk from the nonbinary barista at the gentrifier coffee shop
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@femaleweezerfan
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3 months
“when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to” like ok???? idgaf if i’m being mean to a rabbit wearing a bow
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@femaleweezerfan
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7 months
you’re in his DMs, i’m on r/AvoidantAttachment
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@femaleweezerfan
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11 months
i think grooming exists but i think it’s also situation and person dependent. when i was 18 i briefly dated a 24 year old guy who was so much dumber than me that i remember thinking if you judged us based on our cognitive abilities i would be the one grooming him
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@femaleweezerfan
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
as someone who is not addicted to nicotine i genuinely feel like gwyneth paltrow when i’m around my friends who are vape fiends
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@femaleweezerfan
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these are the types of pictures i had on my hinge profile when i was 18 and trying to attract a “deep” older guy
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nikki the hegelian
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kierkegaard might be able to save you
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@femaleweezerfan
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3 months
elliott smith hologram halftime show 2025
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
some of y’all are not dating hot nerds the way you need to be
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 year
can’t believe people are surprised that a smug white leftist man from seattle obsessed with documenting “america’s underbelly” on youtube has sa allegations…
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@femaleweezerfan
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mineral in the form of a rock that is being sold for $20 as deodorant in a portland boutique
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@artiller_y my mom i think
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@femaleweezerfan
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@lasshaley she kind of went off with having the name "Jenny Mustard"
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golden retriever boyfriends are a myth blonde men came up with to distract from their evil nature
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@femaleweezerfan
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what if we kissed at the intersection of art and technology
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@femaleweezerfan
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10 months
@PUNKSEYEILISH i’m on meds too but you guys literally sound brainwashed
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@femaleweezerfan
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why am i googling “bok choy recipes” as a 22 year old…i should be at the club!!!
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forgot my airpods and ipad for my international flight but accidentally brought ket bc i forgot to take it out of my wallet
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@femaleweezerfan
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1 year
@raynefq this was my ex boyfriend's favorite Spotify playlist...
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@femaleweezerfan
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if i was a guy i would def be on whatever this vibe is
@FalconryFinance
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance
6 months
OUT WITH THE BOYS
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@femaleweezerfan
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if you are in your early 20s and your friendship circle isn’t discussing -personality test results -adderall shortage -jewish guys -letterboxd reviews -buying clothes on grailed -podcasts then it’s time to find a new circle. Your NETWORK is your NET WORTH!
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@femaleweezerfan
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@abs0luteunit1 yeah being on SSRIs is so fun my bad
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i would never date a man who is active on twitter because i don’t date whores
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@femaleweezerfan
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i don’t think didion would fuck with anyone who dubs themself a “literary it girl”
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Emily Polson 👻
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Literary It Girls™ get ready
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if i had a boyfriend who posted regularly on instagram i don’t know what i would do
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3 months
me and my friends would’ve killed men who embrace ‘baby girl’ vibes with hammers i can tell you that much
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Women are loving men who embrace ‘babygirl’ vibe — and ditch toxic masculinity
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my chickens in the backyard this morning with tulips
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day 43 of being unemployed
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@femaleweezerfan
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2 months
i would torture this guy in a shipping container for up to a year
@fourtetwife
four tet wife
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can you imagine getting laid off by 𝖍𝖎𝖒
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she watched the gabbriette makeup tutorial…
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The pale eye shadow is kinda cunt
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if your boyfriend is blonde that’s your girlfriend
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@neurosisandjam i never said what he was doing is bad 😂
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wait…you’re a white woman and you listen to earl sweatshirt?? you are one interesting chica….
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my brothers laptop stickers after going to lewis and clark college for two years
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@bengrossbg lmfaooo that’s so funny they are based out of my hometown and my friend used to do their outreach marketing
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“what does a 24 year old have in common with an 18 year old?” a lot if they are immature and stupid!!!
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that thing where you’re a woman and you make a clever joke to the old guy at the grocery store and he laughs but then gets all serious and solemnly tells you “you’re the kind of girl who is one in a million” and you just have to be like haha thanksss and walk away rly fast
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oh my god can u guys please just let a bitch with a soft jawline live????
@AutismCapital
Autism Capital 🧩
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We had to see this in HD and now you do too.
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@femaleweezerfan
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i’m not latina by nature but i am latina by nurture
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@foolsaint_ i don’t think it is emotionally stunted to wish you made better choices in your life
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thinking about the berlin lesbian bookstore’s extensive polyamory section
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just saw nico hiraga in the east village but i’m not 17 any more so it didn’t make that much of an impact
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just saw a man walking around wearing a Clairo tour t shirt. fucking slut.
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@thussycals the fact that everyone is on them means that it has already been normalized. maybe it is ok to acknowledge that big pharma is a bad thing
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@Rohit_wick god forbid i make a generalized joke about a group of people included within her multi million person fan base!
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she just face mogged every zionist
@LivePDDave1
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Police unmask lowlife UCLA protestor for the world to see.👏
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she don’t have a single song where she needs to be doing this
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um, i guess…if we’re gonna date…you may need to defeat my 7 evil reply guys
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just bought $200 of drugs while being unemployed i feel like i’m in uncut gems or something
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getting ratioed in @raynefq comment section because i vulnerably admitted that my ex bf was a consistent listener of the infamous sad girl starter pack spotify playlist
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i had to move out of Portland cause i couldn’t take being around these kinds of guys anymore
i thought everyone was exaggerating but these guys really do exist
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they put me on one of those tiktok repost twitter pages and there’s discourse in the comments. it’s so over….
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experiencing one of the most beautiful sunsets of my life at a rural mcdonald’s in the czech republic
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on earth we’re briefly goated
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i know this person ran the weird kid table at their middle school cafeteria like the navy…
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masseduction
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2015 we are so back
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half of the people quoting this are like “you’re a total degenerate” and the other half are like “5 mg is rookie numbers”
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun
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went to the bookstore and took pictures of the culture of narcissism like it was a concert
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@coldhealing i mean not really wasian in the modern sense of the word but if you want to nitpick sure
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i went to liberal arts college and all i learned was helplessness
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didn’t think TSA would make me take off my light hoodie but they did so i had to walk through the scanner wearing this
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this might be a toxic mindset but whenever i take sleeping pills i feel soooo chic
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relaxing at the beach is going pretty well so far
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun
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remember when i got cancelled for being ableist when i said stuff like this is dumb a few months ago
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hannah
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Wearing the names of the meds I take on my clothes like some kind of mentally ill race car
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this is lowkey a need
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the earthquake because i grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety, and worry about the future. hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “earthquake” for almost 20 years.
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girls quote tweeting this with “why do you hate women” are being way more sexist than me. we all read judith butler bitch. why does carrying perfume and a girl book make you a woman? there is nothing innate to womanhood in those two objects. stop.
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hate when girls do those incredibly staged “what’s in my bag” pictures like they’re carrying around a full bottle of tom ford lost cherry and a didion paperback at all times
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i don’t care what any of you have to say as this has left the circle of people i wanted to hear from but im gonna keep this up to get more twitter money next month
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lightning and thunderstorm during a rainbow during sunset. i tried to capture it on my iphone but you had to be there…
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there’s a weird phenomenon where white/asian people have a blaccent and say it’s cause they’re from the bay area
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really interesting phenomenon where the people who comment this photo on tweets often seem to exhibit the most blatant superiority complexes and narcissism but i guess that’s why they are familiar with jemima jo kirke
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classic bpd daughter narcissistic personality disorder father antics
@BenHart_Freedom
Ben & Wanda Hart
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I wake up at 6 a.m. to find that my daughter has posted a TikTok video trashing me. She's a big social media influencer with millions of followers. Here it is . . .
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princess of wasia
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elon musk read my comments i’m never going to fail
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this has chronic UTI/yeast infection written all over it
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him: you better be family guy drain gang if you think we’re fucking me:
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