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@diaryofhani
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3 years
I reapplied for a job that fired me years ago, got the job and then quit when they desperately needed me. My level of petty is unmatched 👍🏽
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
Would you believe me if I told you these two stole my purse today in east London? My life is just fucking stupid at this point 😭
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
twitter is full of haters. How can I accidentally post a booking confirmation last night and someone called up and got it cancelled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
I told someone I have a boyfriend and he said ‘ ok well keep me updated’ 😶
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
Before anyone says call the police, the woman is literally dying of cancer they don’t give a shit
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
sorry but what kind of mice & men outfit is this 😭
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
anyway let me get back to my well paid job while people call me jobless 😙
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
grieving is such a weird process.. one minute you’re happy to have shared moments, next minute you’re sad because you’ll never get that again
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
to make it worse they charged me full price cancellation fee. £295 😍😍
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
@idanxh_ I get this, but we live in a world run by social media.. Taking photos may be the only way some people can get their message across 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@JadsLdn I feel this is embarrassing enough without me having to explain further 😪😔
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@morz_e I didn’t get it back no, the woman pretended she threw it away
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
I dno if I’m sad or if I just need head
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
@L7hunna yes you are correct, I will defo update him
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
story is up on my tiktok
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
I hate speaking about past trauma because it feels like I’m reliving it all over again
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
welcome home & stuff but I’ve never seen anyone come out of jail in this kind of fit 😭😭
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@DeOne___ you know damn well that man would’ve beat me up. LOOK AT HIM!
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
@OhSoFu it was an accident🥲
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
arguing with your babes while your at work has to be one of the worst feelings
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
bitches get 1 boyfriend and all of a sudden ‘my boyfriend’ is the only 2 words they know
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@SweetAsCerasee @JadsLdn darling, ima make sure I personally block you when I post the story 😘
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@DexterH01 Not funny
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
me telling my problems I have a big God
@ObedArchimedes
Obed Atsu Asamoah Mortty
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Instead of saying, “God I have a big problem,” say, “Problem, I have a big God.”
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@diaryofhani
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5 months
2024 stop over extending yourself for people who wouldn’t do the same for you
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
when i saw how many songs dbe had in the album i was like nah... now i got it on repeat 😅
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
I’ve said this before and I’ll continue to say it - females are not great managers because women tend to have power trips and are too emotional. Avoid at all costs
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
how is it possible that I miss someone but hate them at the same time ?
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@TweetXan_ LOOOOOOOOL sounds fair though
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
Waze will tell me there’s a short cut and then boom, I’m in the queue for the Woolwich ferry?
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
less than 6 months ago I buried my best friend, tomorrow I bury my dad.. life is too short, love while you can 🖤
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
the older I get the more I understand that it’s best to be silent, take the back seat & watch how things play out
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
boy if I had a body like this I’d be causing havoc on these streets fr
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@diaryofhani
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11 months
came back from holiday to a new job, life is good alhamdulillah 🙏🏽🤍
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
how can you have nasty toes as a female it doesn’t make sense
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
@TweetXan_ I’d be upset too but curry chicken can defo get chopped at 11am 😭😮‍💨
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
DONT FORGET SHUKRI ABDI BELLY MUJINGA
@6jjayllenn
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SAY HER NAME!! Oluwatoyin Salau Janet Wilson Breonna Taylor Sandra Bland Tanisha Anderson Dominique Rem’mie Fells Riah Milton Dominique Clayton Michelle Cusseaux Mya Hall Rekia Boyd Yvette Smith Pamela Turner Atatiana Jefferson Miriam Carey KEEP REPOSTING THEIR NAMES!
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
late night walks along the dock >>
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
I’ve only ever met like 3 people from Birmingham that have good style. The rest of them dress like we’re in 2010
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
@idanxh_ Well I know I’ve been to the protests, taken pictures (not selfies) donated money, signed petitions and educated people. Let’s try not downplay the way people wish to do things is all I’m saying.. Something is better than nothing🤷🏽‍♀️
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
RIP to our loved ones who didn’t get a chance to reach their full potential
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
sunset view 🌴
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
alhamdulillah regardless of the situation or the outcome 🙌🏽
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
if she don’t know who this is, she’s too young
@liveinthetee
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My name is "ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DELA ROSA RAMIREZ" 😂
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2 years
sunset lover 🌅
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
So many signs to get closer to the deen Subhanallah, may Allah make this journey easy for us all 🤲🏽
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
@brandypapii I don’t think I’d be open to telling, especially if he actually asks me. I just don’t feel like a man has any business knowing my earnings at all
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
I be tired all day until I get into bed then boom, energy !
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@diaryofhani
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9 months
I’ve actually had a lit summer so far.. been to 5 countries, shaked my ass on a yacht in dubai, flew on a private jet to Monaco & fell in love twice.. life has really been lived 😭🥂
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
happy Father’s Day to those of us that have lost our fathers.. until we meet again Dad 🕊🤍
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
no matter the circumstance, it’s Alhamdulillah regardless
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
@TweetXan_ 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
this dress is fabulous but look at the bodddddd. lord 😍
@SStylez2017
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4 years
Is this a yes or no ?
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
nobody wants someone with 0 bitches come on now
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
@cityboyhamz Looooooool me personally I enjoy wasting time so i think 6 months is reasonable
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
I love intense eye contact.. stare into my soul ❤️‍🔥
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
@LickshotLippy the cries for help from our people will go unheard, it’s the harsh reality of it.. She died a year ago and there’s no news coverage, no outrage.. Yet maddie who’s parents clearly neglected her is still top news 13 years later. The system was not made for us 😞
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4 years
put your makeup on, wear some lingerie & take some sexy pics
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
idc how single I am, I will not accept a man that wears mid Jordan 1s 👍🏽
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
I need to catch a flight asap
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@diaryofhani
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11 months
never in my 27 years on this earth have I seen someone Bobby pin their dreads as a forward fringe. #LoveIsland
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2 years
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2 years
dark humour 😍😍😍
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
Inshallah this will be my first Ramadan I do properly with no distractions
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1 year
I hope Ron’s heart rate goes off for Tanyel so Lana can feel like prick 🫶🏽 #loveisland
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
oh my god, I- 😦
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@diaryofhani how voldemort steal ya shit
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@diaryofhani
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9 months
September feels more like the start of a new year than January.. idk if that’s bc of British academic structure or if it’s just the vibe September gives
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@diaryofhani
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6 months
LOL excuse me what 🥲
@JBti_mbs
🇯🇲 Bitch I’m Bobby With That Tool
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@diaryofhani @JaphethsSon I remember back during like 2012-13 Twitter someone posted their boarding pass and said they’re going for a much needed break then someone phoned the airport and put forward a bomb threat on their exact flight. Shit was wicked
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
I hate planning for my birthday it’s actually just bad vibes 😭
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3 years
people still care about likes? Isn’t the point on insta to like photos? 😩
@ReneeArthurr
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I don’t want a man who’s in every girls likes.
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3 years
I’m a forward female, if I wanted to smash it would’ve happened.. don’t force it 👍🏽
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@diaryofhani
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8 months
travelling to the airport to get the fuck out
@mcthickum_
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What was your favourite motive in LONDON this summer ?
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
poor communication can ruin a lot of good things
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3 years
Five Palm Jumeirah
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
those indoor painting places, drinks & vibes >>
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Keeping Up With The Chat
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What’s your ideal first date ?
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2 years
Ikennas twitter account might be the highlight of love island this year
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3 years
this is your sign to buy sexy lingerie and take sexy pics
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@diaryofhani
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7 months
kids protesting on Roblox for Palestine is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day 🥺
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
we’re all just chasing the bag and hoping we find real love on the way
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
asking how to spell their name because you forgot their actual name is a trick I use often
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
my cut off game is solid
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
no but when women are trash they are TRASH😂💀
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
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On the latest ep of #LaidBarePodcast we played some of your hoe stories 😈
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
I just love Wiley man.. he deserved better than what the media did to him
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
this might be the funniest tiktok I’ve seen
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
@cityboyhamz A week? So soon??
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
I’m calling police on the next man that breaks my heart bmt I’m not fucking around anymore
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
new car just in time for Eid, feels like an Eid present from me to me 🥰
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@diaryofhani
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4 years
I understand some people can’t help who they fall in love with... But me? I can help it. My offspring will be black and as long as I’m alive I’ll teach my kids their history and what it means to carry on the legacy of blackness.
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1 year
Islam is actually such a beautiful religion once you understand it
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2 years
dark humour is the best humour
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
can’t lie the painted hairline some of you men get at the barbers looks funny, please stop 🙏🏽
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@diaryofhani
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1 year
this right here is the ick that you just can’t come back from
@sweet_novacanee
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1 year
Once you start looking at somebody like this y’all need to break up 😂 #crazyinlove
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1 year
@brandypapii I might be curious but I’d never actually ask.. Personally I can usually gauge it based on their profession & lifestyle
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1 year
I prayed for the first time in a long time this morning alhamdulillah. I don’t know why I ever stopped, the peace when praying is unmatched 🤍
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1 year
sometimes I just don’t wanna talk
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2 years
I wanna be in love
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2 years
cost of living going up, while wages stay the same.. Scary scenes
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2 years
I hate people that bring me problems, I just want peace yo
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@diaryofhani
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3 years
imagine these twats making you even later than you already are? Gas pedal is getting pressed I can’t lie
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@diaryofhani
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2 years
the intro for Belly when Nas & DMX light up the club was a cinematic masterpiece 🤌🏽
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