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Joined June 2019
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@LickshotLippy
Lippy
1 month
Super Mario 💫 Legendary, definitely one of the best game titles ever. But what are the top 10 games ever?
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8 months
The fact he had a wife to make him a sandwich finished the other guy
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8 months
good night
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4 years
'It's just normal for people to do that' God bless his parents
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine
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@LickshotLippy there’s a reason power rangers are no longer relevant
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@LickshotLippy
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3 months
They’re having an allegation off
@MeekMill
MeekMill
3 months
Was you sex trafficking women? Tf wrong wit you Brody
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@LickshotLippy
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16 days
LOOOL it’s the way he floats over there
@guineasfinest
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This lives in my head rent free 😭
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
With a what???
@Arrizabalager
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3 years
Timo Werner ends his goal drought with this bicycle kick 🔥
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@LickshotLippy
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11 months
The Michelle Obama being a man rumour is mad racist
@iluminatibot
illuminatibot
11 months
If you know, you know
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
But when the guy spat at Belly Mujinga and it gave her the virus and killed her, nothing happens?
@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
4 years
A man who spat at a police officer and "joked" about coronavirus has been jailed for 12 months
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4 years
This is like me ‘coming out’ as black
@TheSun
The Sun
4 years
Phillip Schofield announces he is gay as he bravely comes out
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1 year
Yeah I aint seen him point at his head for ages
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
1 year
Marcus Rashford only has four goals and two assists in his last 15 matches in all competitions 😮
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@LickshotLippy
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‘Fed kids, red kits, don’t know who my friend is. Right back? Left him, Garnacho got a dead trim’
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Dkm
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@LickshotLippy
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2 years
Don’t ban actual assault rifles. Just put less in GTA. Great work
@BallsackSports
Ballsack Sports
2 years
GTA 6 will see a “massive reduction” in assault rifles in efforts to combat gun violence in America, BGN gaming reports.
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
Racism should be a season long ban at minimum
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@LickshotLippy
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5 months
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man said oi oi less of that
@joshuamorgan653
Josh
5 months
When @gibson259 put me on grindr
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@LickshotLippy
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11 months
LOOOOOOOOOLLL na why is every low quality video from France so funny
@The_Real_Fly
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11 months
CCTV POLES TAKEN DOWN ACROSS FRANCE
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@LickshotLippy
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1 month
Kai needs to be careful you know
@scubaryan_
ryan 🤿
1 month
Kai Cenat and Ray just landed in Jamaica and Ray already acting out 😭😭😭
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@LickshotLippy
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11 months
He dropped the shoulder? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oi that was agility
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@LickshotLippy
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5 months
I don’t want an ‘easy’ draw. I want to play a team of proper European pedigree, I want a real challenge. Give us Copenhagen
@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
5 months
Arsenal's confirmed possible Champions League Last 16 opponents: Copenhagen 🇩🇰 Napoli 🇮🇹 Inter Milan 🇮🇹 Lazio 🇮🇹 PSG 🇫🇷 Leipzig 🇩🇪 Porto 🇵🇹 Who would you like to see us draw?
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2 months
Tonali was betting while on a ban for betting? I rate that, that’s class. He didn’t let the system change him
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@LickshotLippy
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2 years
Whoever gave this law the OK done a great thing 💯
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
Social media makes people think they're more important than they really are
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@LickshotLippy
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7 months
That shoulda made him ball out. The day I got told I was gonna be a Dad I was working at Ladbrokes. I stole p’s straight away. Had to build for the future immediately
@LibanLDN
Liban
7 months
Posh told Becks she was pregnant right before the biggest game of his life. Women are insane, why would you do that??!
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2 months
Donny trapped in a wheelchair listening to his ex wife beat? This sounds like one of the scariest movies ever
@MphoMoalamedi
Luna M 🇵🇸
2 months
This woman got married young, her husband (23) got into an accident and suffered brain damage. A few years later she divorced him because she wanted a family but remained his legal Guardian and caretaker. Her, her current husband and their children love and take care of him 🥺😭
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4 years
I genuinely believe what she done is a criminal offence. I hope her life is a mess now
@ruqaiya_h
Ruqaiya
4 years
This was actually so shocking, I’m not surprised it was ranked #1 in the most Ofcom complaints of the decade lol. The sociopathic look in her eyes as she attempted to ruin that man’s life whew
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3 years
You lot need to go outside man. Footballers see through their own eyes, not what we can see on telly 😂😂😂😂
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@zohayerrr
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5 months
A Singaporean guy named after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
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@LickshotLippy
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8 months
Mandy is taking this protesting ting too far now
@OfficialNolay
NOLAY
8 months
Pending! 💡🎥🎬⏳
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4 months
So he’s 11 here? If he was African everyone would question his age - I reckon he comes from a part of up North where no one can count, they’ve just got it wrong. He’s 28 minimum
@SkySportsDarts
Sky Sports Darts
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5 years ago... 🔙 Your 2024 World Darts Championship Finalists 📷
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15 days
Fuckin hell, you’ve taken down a drug lord there boys
@MPSSHornchurch
South Hornchurch & Beam Park
16 days
Another successful stop and search of suspects using the Cherry tree flat stairwell for ASB and drugs.
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4 years
If we stay quiet about this we are fuckin hoes
@complex_uk
Complex UK
4 years
UK rappers Dutchavelli and Digga D could face jail time for supporting #BlackLivesMatter :
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3 years
Bread and meat???? This is a German soldier meal from world war 2
@ARD28X
Wray’s Niece 🇯🇲
3 years
This is what people are spending their hard earned cash on?
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
Pop Smoke was about to be one of the greatest ever you know. How can he be around for a year and make like 89 bangers
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3 years
Hero 💯💯
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@LickshotLippy
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5 months
Everyone that rated Amrabat just needs to admit it was an ahki ting. It’s calm, I done it with Elneny. Inshallah they reach Jannah, but we need to accept that they’re shit
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4 years
Never forget the night man went to one rave where wearing red meant you’re taken, yellow meant you aint sayin and green meant you was single. I see my gyal in there and we was both wearing green
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1 year
The 8-2 is no longer the worst score ever in life. It’s your turn to be pricks now
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3 years
In Brum it’s 2003, give them time
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3 years
Na I’ve just realised all the old women that were dinner ladies when I was in primary school have probably died now. God bless their souls, I reckon 1 or 2 went hell though they was movin mad
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@LickshotLippy
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5 years
For tackling a Norwich player running straight at him???
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4 years
Last time Tottenham won the league Bangladesh didn’t exist LOOOOOOOL
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
I just prayed in a Mosque 🕺🏿 Might be an everyday thing for you but for me this is the start of something massive
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@LickshotLippy
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9 months
Let him land
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@GreenLifeBias
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9 months
Chat to me when you spend 5k on an outfit 💯
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4 months
The Prime Minister is Indian and you think ‘go back to your own country’ holds any weight anymore? This is our country rude boy. Jai ho 🇮🇳♥️
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3 years
Messi said no to taking Neymar’s number 10. CR7 would take the 7 shirt off Jesus Christ
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2 years
You lot could be linked to Oscar Pistorius and this guy would still find some kind of stat to hype it up ‘Has no feet so you can’t step on his toes. Agile’
@UTDTrey
Trey
2 years
24 trophies at 27. Winner
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
Regardless of your views you can’t argue with that. Look how happy he was when he got to wear what he wants - Slowly gettin my head round this ting
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#TwoTwosPodcast
4 years
‘They’re too young to know what they want’
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4 years
I used to buy weed from you but sn
@ZezeMillz
Zeze Millz
4 years
Oiii! I was a proper church girl. No one could chat to me when it came to church.
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4 years
My ball sack was askin me questionssss when I used this
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
Only a handful of men will die a hero ♥️💯
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@LickshotLippy
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7 months
And when a couple of them get nanked in Paris they’re gonna want us to feel sorry for them
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10 months
Benjamin Mendy getting more support than Dele Alli says a lot I can’t lie
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
'Values are transmitted from generation to generation' This is powerful.
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@LickshotLippy
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6 months
Havertz treatment? For your main guy????
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@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
6 months
That’s class from Bruno for giving Rashford the ball for the penalty. My captain 🫶🏾
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@LickshotLippy
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2 years
This has absolutely ruined my life
@LeeBrasco
BIG FUCKING BRASS
2 years
🤦🏽‍♂️
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@LickshotLippy
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11 months
Smh she raised two nonces you know
@TheSun
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Moment Phillip Schofield comforts his mum after This Morning sacking news
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3 years
‘You say you 100 but you Phillip’
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
Man City didn’t even exist when CR7 left United lol - This is like Robbie Williams joining One Direction
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@LickshotLippy
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11 months
This guy is the fuckin guy man. God bless whoever raised this brudda 💯
@J7healthJaveno
J7healthJaveno
11 months
They never believed in a million years they could go to parklife….,.so..yesterday ..we went to parklife
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4 years
Just steal it
@idrisamihere
Idris
4 years
The people who run Hampden Square Pharmacy, London N14 should be ashamed of themselves.
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@LickshotLippy
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3 years
Arsenal got me sat here listening to drill instrumentals in the dark
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3 years
FREE him
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4 years
‘Crisps’
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@LickshotLippy
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4 years
English people will call a woman a slag for showing her shoulder but say Muslims are controlling because women cover up loooooooool I guarantee that other nations celebrated that we are no longer in the EU
@LawrenceDovey
Lawrence Dovey
4 years
Is this really appropriate attire for parliament? @TracyBrabin #DressStandards
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5 months
He’s moving like Mr.Bean smh
@luxcurv
Luxe ⟡
5 months
The way Danny hit that 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
That might be the fastest punch I’ve ever seen
@RyanGarcia
RYAN GARCIA
2 years
Gervonta come out, come out, wherever you are
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3 years
I can’t keep up with slang, was standin on the block one day and the yout dem went ‘oi oi askad’ or something then ran off. I thought rah I hope they don’t catch whoever this Askad kid is, I want peace in the ends. Bro it meant feds, I got strip searched g
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5 years
WHAT a tune though fuckin hell
@RBIaine
Raymond
5 years
This dude just dropped one song and dipped lmaoo
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2 years
Give Ben White ‘Ben of the season’ since we’re just creating awards
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
2 years
BREAKING: Tottenham have won been awarded the Premier League's Oracle Most Improbable Comeback award for their late heroics against Leicester back in January! 🏆
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7 months
Other than combat sports football is the sport with the least fans that actually understand the game through playing it themselves
@Laus1507
Laurenz Vescoli
7 months
Mudryk might have actually meant this goal 🤯 He looks up twice, first to find a team mate, then to see where Raya is. And it just does not look a wayward cross to me... IF he actually did that on purpose, this goal MUST win the Puskas Award!
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4 years
If that was today your dad woulda ended up on a thread
@shadey_y
Y.Shadey
4 years
My mum rejected my dad about 3 times before he got her. Today is there 31st anniversary❤️ mandem never give up keep shooting your shot!
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1 year
Her eyes are wearing the Dortmund kit, fuckin hell
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
Fans are extremely worried about Young M.A after seeing a video of her getting a haircut 👀😳
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6 months
I don’t think you understand how scared I would’ve been. She looks like a witch
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6 months
i don’t know what just happened
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2 years
Top 9 neekiest things I’ve ever seen
@nojumper
No Jumper
2 years
Fake #Drake spotted in Miami rapping “Girls Want Girls” in a woman’s face 🤣
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4 years
This needs to be removed asap, this is actually worrying
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11 months
His hands are boxing glove level
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
11 months
Friday.
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5 years
Just gave my drink from my KFC meal to a homeless man
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@LickshotLippy
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8 months
Arteta smokes weed. 100%
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Arteta: “I said to Havertz: things are hard at the beginning. When I met my wife, at the beginning it was hard to conquer her. It was hard, I had to try and message her, and go, and go”. 🔴⚪️ #AFC “And at the end when she says ‘yes, we can be together…’ it’s beautiful”.
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1 year
He aint playin again this world cup. Donny got the same foot as my auntie, it’s over
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3 years
I’ll say ‘rah’
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6 months
Tokky wrapped him
@HappyPunch
Happy Punch
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HSTikkyTokky and Zherka just got in a street fight in Miami 😳
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3 years
I watched these lot win the treble when I was young - Titanic music for an equaliser against Atalanta?????
@RonaldoW7_
Sheikh Hammad
3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo Goal with Titanic music hits different. Simply the 🐐
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1 year
Dixie Dean played football when they took cocaine at half time and there was no offside rule
@IanG1878
Ian G
1 year
What annoys me about this “all comps” lark is Dixie played in 2. Haaland’s total is including goals from 4
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8 months
He had a shit game but this just proves that you lot are too influenced by Fifa. Wtf is supposed to do from there?
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S👻
8 months
brother...
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3 years
None of my children can be boxers, I aint sittin there watchin my yout get banged in the face. By a man that will knock me out if I try back it
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Ben White level on league goals with Gabriel Jesus smh
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4 years
Look at Adz hairline. Them drugs are absolutely touching him, fuckin hell
@abzdotmo
Abz Mo
4 years
Short story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐐
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10 months
What about Harry Maguire?
@UTDEmma_
Emma
10 months
Listening to the Dele interview, I can’t help but think about Jadon Sancho. People are quick to support after the trauma/events, but we need to support players at all times. No one knows what people go through. Be kind 🔴
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8 months
I was gonna say why’s he just having it. Then I said ‘oh’
@VideosIrish
aney stokes
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Man dressed as woman tries to rub fellas foot on the luas in dublin
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2 years
This is like a homeless man feeling ‘at ease’ coz he has a picture of his old house in his pocket
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4 years
Being black at night
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2 years
This is like Oscar Pistorius laughin at a man coz he has dry foot
@thespursweb
The Spurs Web
2 years
😉 Winning in the FA Cup isnt for everyone, @Arsenal !
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2 years
White Yardie literally can’t speak in an English accent, I’ve heard him try it’s a mess lol - But a man asked him ‘when did you decide that you were Jamaican’ soundin like Mary Poppins. Social media is crazy man
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Tottenham should prove that they’re not pricks by beating Man City May 14th, that will show the country they’re a serious club
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4 years
My Granny sent me this and I thought what kinda dead happy new years message is this but this is actually facts. Thank you Grandma
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9 months
Man said Ghost of Tchouameni
@Maestro1UP
M The Maestro🧙🏿‍♂️
9 months
@LickshotLippy Ghost of Tshumani is a serious game
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He plays in goal how an outfield player that’s really good in goal plays in goal
@AREDlTS
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André Onana vs Manchester City
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3 years
They look like Hyper Venoms
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