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@bladeeluvr

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7 months
i don’t know what just happened
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7 months
@Warayemon if someone introduces themselves to me by trying my car door and then punching the window, i will be recording xxx
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7 months
@boostersnearme she called me a pimp?
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7 months
i tried to put the window up but the pushed it down, should’ve left it where it was
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7 months
there is a part two but i got a bit angry so it will not see the light of day
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7 months
@Warayemon because i was outside me friends house!
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11 months
📍grandma’s house
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10 months
have-ing fun in glasgow 😃👍🏻
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1 year
why do i look so long
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@bladeeluvr
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9 months
never beating the railway worker allegations
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11 months
toilet
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11 months
please help i’m currently stuck in the carriage C toilet on 2U16 @GWRHelp
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1 year
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2 years
it’s cold outside
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7 months
@Warayemon i’m afraid you do not know the geography of where this was filmed…
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10 months
twelve kilos 🤰🏼
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7 months
@Warayemon “touch”
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10 months
despite what my face suggests i am actually having a good time
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1 year
worker bee
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2 years
on the picket line 😄 @RMTunion
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1 year
dydd gŵyl dewi hapus 🌼
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10 months
very blue
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1 year
insta photo with the most likes 🙀😹🚨🪒🕺🏻
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11 months
twitter meet joseph
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10 months
managed to drive into london without hitting a cyclist
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1 year
goodnight fellow sleepyheads and cat stevens enjoyers
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9 months
lakes
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10 months
about to be battered in spoons
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1 year
going home bye bye cold land
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11 months
slight upgrade from the corsa
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10 months
first time at beach 👹
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1 year
haystacks and helvellyn, 40.7km
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2 years
is this an advert for M&S
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1 year
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7 months
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7 months
@Warayemon if someone introduces themselves to me by trying my car door and then punching the window, i will be recording xxx
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1 year
free romanian labour
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7 months
manchester, i am in you
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1 year
braving the weather 🫡
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1 year
😈
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11 months
may i present the new conradmobile
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11 months
please help i’m currently stuck in the carriage C toilet on 2U16 @GWRHelp
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7 months
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1 year
when u bully me this is who ur hurting
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8 months
i am outside ur window
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2 years
@floellaumbagabe MARTIN CRITCHLOW AND MRS JINGLES
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1 year
maybe france isn’t so bad
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10 months
i’m only attracted to people who speak more than two languages
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part two
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1 year
they’re friends
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1 year
bruce complaining about sex
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1 year
please give me back the beautiful english summer
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9 months
lakes part 2
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6 months
ok
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1 year
middle aged homosexual at work harassing me over facebook messenger 🕺🏻
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1 year
sorry for not tweeting i was too busy having sex
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1 year
one of the drivers is a twink
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1 year
*getting head* nicola sturgeon is resigning btw
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1 year
going to the lakes (where all the poets went to die) for the week
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9 months
two weeks working in hereford, with a lovely view of nsburys
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1 year
99% of gamblers quit before their big win so…
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2 years
that’s an awfully big turnip you’ve got there
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2 years
on mountain
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just been told i “look like a piss kink kinda guy”
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many hills climbed
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at lindisfarne
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10 months
this is an avanti west coast service to
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halifax to kings cross. i sleep.
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twink trainee at work ‼️
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ur mother leaving my bedroom
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1 year
how fun
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9 months
just been told by a colleague “if i had a bag of sweets i’d fucking groom you”
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9 months
🌲🏕️
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7 months
@Warayemon yes. that was her first interaction. she walked beside the car and punched the window, so i got my phone out before putting the window down.
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1 year
the wall of shame
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1 year
oral fuck suck sex enlighten nasty… what is he planning?
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1 year
real men pay halfords slaves to do stuff
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wales, we’re so back.
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merry christmas all. conrad signing out to drink.
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happy birthday jesus and also my grandma
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cold
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cosy
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manchester bound
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what is going on 😭
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killing myself
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gave a homeless guy a whole packet of fags, im in the speedy boarding line to heaven
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1 year
who says the army doesn’t pay well?
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thanks for that
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9 months
went t’ black mountains
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1 year
got magically banned on tinder and hinge earlier, they hate my success clearly
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so many lines. i must collect more lines. must explore norfolk next.
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at pub
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