David Lytle @davitydave Twitter profile

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David Lytle

@davitydave

3 years

Gonna start a local babysitting service called Kid Napa.

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David Lytle

@davitydave

4 years

Who gets credit for this image?

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg You waited a whole 10 hours, and this is the tweet you came up with?

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2 years

@charliekirk11 Charlie saw some Black people having a good time on his TV and can’t stand it.

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4 years

It appears that a lot of people who attended Amy Coney Barrett’s SCOTUS announcement event at the Rose Garden are positive. Trump held a super spreader event at the White House.

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This is HUGE! We’ve finally removed the crippling law requiring the USPS to cover certain costs well into the future, an effect that always made the service appear in the red. The Republicans did this intentionally to create a talking point to privatize.

What the new USPS overhaul law means for you | CNN Politics

President Joe Biden signed a new law that will overhaul the US Postal Service’s finances and allow the agency to modernize its service. The Postal Service Reform Act enjoyed a rare wave of bipartisan...

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6 years

Apparently @LoganPaul thinks enough a month is enough time passing that you’ll forget he filmed a the body of a suicide victim, edited that film, and then published it to make money off other people viewing the body, too.

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THE RETURN.

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2 years

My husband just texted this to me.

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2 years

@samstein @Gardner_LM @AlexThomp At a minimum, journalism standards would have you call her by her last name: Harris. But you really should refer to her in the first reference as Vice President Harris, and never by only her first name. The disrespect is telling.

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@RepDLesko You honestly believe that nearly 13 percent of the world’s entire population attempted to cross the border between Mexico and the United States in a six-month period?

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3 years

Today I watched my mother die, helped the mortuary team move her body onto a rolling cot, spent four hours with my siblings talking my despondent dad off a cliff, slept two hours, finalized funeral plans that my mom had already meticulously put in place, rewrote her obituary

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2 years

@samditzhazy A republic is a form of democracy. You aren’t making the point you think you are.

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@davitydave

3 years

Apparently the for-profit state electrical grid didn’t kill quite enough people.

The Recount

@therecount

3 years

Gov. Abbott (R-TX) announces all businesses in the state can reopen and ends the statewide mask mandate.

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@binnahar85 No, I don’t have to tolerate your intolerance, at all, ever.

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@davitydave

5 years

She’s not a diplomat. She’s a member of a crime family.

CNN Politics

@CNNPolitics

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Ivanka Trump's role as top diplomat reemerged at UNGA

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@ScottWalker @JoeBiden @ZelenskyyUa This is where the stupidity of your argument is laid bare: people immigrating from one country to another does not equal a deadly military invasion, you dumb fuck.

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg And now he’s been arrested.

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Andrew Tate and his brother being taken into custody by Romanian authorities.

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3 years

@thedailybeast “Romantic overtures”? It’s called stalking and harassment. Delete this.

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@bennyjohnson Oh, it’s the One Joke.

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@GillianBNews What moves faster, opening the room or a bullet?

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2 years

@RepDLesko You are fabulously stupid.

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2 years

@TulsiGabbard Glad you ripped that mask off, traitor.

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3 years

I’m tweeting through this just so I can document my experience with this surreal moment in time. Every detail seems important (I know they’re all not important). View from my parents’ porch at 12:30 am, July 7, 2021.

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@davitydave

4 years

I learned how to apply for multiple jobs each day in between teaching first and sixth grade at home while watching our savings dwindle. So, the same.

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@therecount

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Ivanka Trump says that during the pandemic she's been playing board games and learning guitar.

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5 years

@PressSec @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerPelosi The Executive branch doesn't dictate what the Legislative branch and its members can do. If only Trump understand how our government worked.

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@Angry_Staffer A common tactic by whites supremacists is demanding information from their victims as if they have a right to that information, while refusing to provide information when they are asked the same question. “Where do you live?”

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5 years

The trending "The Charlottesville Lie" is a disinformation campaign claiming that Trump did not say they were very fine people on either side. It's specific intent is to give cover to Trump's bigotry, and to blame the media for making up the story. And it's spreading.

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@60Minutes Why are you platforming a seditionist who has literally called for civil war and accused Jewish people of operating secret space lasers?

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2 years

@SanchzCatalina You caught a lucky break. That would have proven to be a terrible date.

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@AndreaY69881798 Your husband is in no way a “political prisoner.” He’s just a violent criminal who attacked police officers while trying to stop the legitimate transfer of power to President Biden.

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@davitydave

2 years

@cbouzy Sure. There were practically zero guidelines for who qualified or why. It was called out at the very beginning as a cash giveaway.

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@davitydave

4 years

h/t to @VicBergerIV who gets all the credit for this fanatastical image.

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@davitydave

2 years

Seriously, Dems need to put this on blast.

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@JDVance1 Look at you, so eager to embrace your bigotry in an attempt to score some sort of ghoulish politic points.

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@davitydave

3 years

@stuartpstevens I’m honestly glad you’re having this epiphany, but I need to hold your feet to the fire over experiencing this when YOU finally need the government’s genuine help. I hope you spend the rest of your life working to help others to make amends.

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@davitydave

4 years

@Adam_hasny @GypsyEyedBeauty Here’s Pederson walking away after he busted out the windows of the Autozone.

molly

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convince me this guy that started shit at autozone windows is not a COP

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1 year

@Splatterthought @TeraWHunter Remember this anytime you hear or read about a white person claiming to hold “family values.” What they really mean is that they’re white supremacist.

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@JoJoFromJerz @NoLieWithBTC @CBS8 I cannot convey just how furious I am right now.

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@cr4his @Cobratate @GretaThunberg I see you’re a fan of both rubber and glue.

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@davitydave

7 years

@realDonaldTrump This is how you offer support & condolences on behalf of our country by pushing for your unconstitutional & bigoted travel ban? Disgraceful.

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3 years

@Olivianuzzi What kind of example does it set for people everywhere when journalists circle the wagons when a fellow member of the press corps poses falsely-framed questions instead of accepting criticisms themselves?

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@davitydave

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@TomiLahren It’s only fraud if you cast that CA ballot—a ballot you never actually received because USPS doesn’t forward mail two years after your move. Did you take the responsive step and notify CA that you’re registered to vote in another state, because that’s on you?

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@davitydave

7 years

@evansiegfried You're seriously tone-policing the argument? If actively making decisions that lead to people's death isn't murder, what is it then?

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@davitydave

4 years

Bernie has never been cheated by the DNC. Full stop.

Stephanie Ⓥoltolin

@SAVoltolin

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If the DNC cheats Bernie again - and we have to talk about this now so that they understand what they are risking by cheating us - we ABSOLUTELY cannot vote for their candidate. Here's why (thread):

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@BetsyDeVos You worked a whole day but didn't have anything to write with? Maybe you could hold a bake sale to buy some pencils.

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@SenatorSinema Take his name out of your mouth. You are actively blocking expanding voting rights while trying to preserve the filibuster—a device used to actively block civil rights expansion by a minority.

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6 years

@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump Interesting where sexually abused children fall on your list of priorities.

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6 years

@minakimes @jbarro

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3 years

tomake her brief column space read like an actual human’s life, toured an assisted living facility potentially for my father, took the long way home after the tour, and ate broasted chicken with three kinds of potatoes and coleslaw as sides after forgetting to eat all day.

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@davitydave

4 years

Weird that Lara Trump believes she’s in a position to speak for other women.

Acyn

@Acyn

4 years

Lara Trump says she was insulted when Joe Biden said he would pick a woman as his running mate. She goes on to say it didn’t even matter who Biden was going to pick because women were already insulted

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@charliekirk11 I’m enjoying the photos and videos accompanying this post announcing there were no photo ops, including the photos and videos showing still and video cameras filming Trump.

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6 years

@momofigsb @NBCNightlyNews “We held a bake sale to get them new fancy doors.”

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2 years

@nypost Coming up next, water is wet.

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3 years

Why is Lindsey Graham in another country on Memorial Day?

Prime Minister of Israel

@IsraeliPM

3 years

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met today, at the Prime Minister's Office in Jerusalem, with US Senator @LindseyGrahamSC .

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@davitydave

7 years

@evansiegfried So you are going with tone-policing.

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1 year

@RepThomasMassie Arming teachers—introducing MORE GUNS into the classroom—is in no way a solution, you soulless ghoul. Data supports that, not your paid-for-by-NRA false data. You’re a monster, Thomas.

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@davitydave

5 years

Is he gay enough yet?

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@merica

5 years

A protester just interrupted Buttigieg's event in Des Moines. “Remember Sodom and Gomora," the man yelled before he was shouted down by people chanting "PETE, PETE, PETE."

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3 years

Please look at this yet-to-be-named good girl.

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@davitydave

7 years

It is too much to ask. You don’t get to define how citizens exercise their First Amendment rights.

Vice President Mike Pence Archived

@VP45

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While everyone is entitled to their own opinions, I don't think it's too much to ask NFL players to respect the Flag and our National Anthem

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@billybinion The leaked decision overturning Roe is based on a belief that the 14th Amendment doesn’t provide American citizens a right to privacy. Now, perhaps, they will understand what that feels like.

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@JYSexton It’s not solely caused by this, but the slow death of local journalism allows disinformation to spread more easily. There is no one to counter argue by presenting facts ok the ground.

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4 years

Oh look. A Supreme Court Justice in a presidential campaign commercial.

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@TomiLahren I mean, your tweet is just so stupid.

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@davitydave

4 years

I stan a Democrat defending Democrats.

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4 years

@chrislhayes Have you ever taken any inventory into your own hand in getting Trump elected, such as when you gleefully went along with Susan Sarandon's claim on your show that electing Trump would help speed along the "revolution"? Because that segment is what we're dealing with now.

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@davitydave

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@KeithOlbermann This is in response to a white player who did the exact same thing earlier in the game. Did you tweet at Caitlin that she was classless, too? If not, please examine why you made this choice to demean only the Black player.

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@kellythompson8 @DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump Please, show that proof. What you have to deal with in reality is multiple allegations by young adults and children whose stories are backed up by an even greater number of corroborating witnesses.

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@sourpatchlyds @RepThomasMassie A person who is angry that children continue to be so easily slaughtered in this country, that’s who. You’re witnessing righteous anger.

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@OfficeofMelania @BeschlossDC Authoritarians such as your husband and yourself quite commonly attack educators, historians, and intellectuals because the truths they bear threaten the alternate reality you try to create. Be best!

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@KaitMarieox I would like to hire you just so I can fire you.

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2 years

@maxberger @ryeisenberg They can pass something in the House, but Dems do not have the 60 votes needed to pass it in the Senate.

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2 years

Yikes. Amy Coney Barrett just asked why don’t we allow women to carry a pregnancy to term then terminate parental rights, if you want to know where we are.

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@RepDLamborn Your words mean nothing—specifically because both your words and deeds gives permission for bigots to target LGBTQ+ people. Your own hatred is the cause for these deadly attacks.

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@SymposiumSilver @Acyn He was working to get a lot of legislation passed through Congress so he could sign those bills into law. Now he’s in campaign mode.

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@KravGal @2naOnWhite @markmarklittle @therealroseanne Her audience wasn’t in that room, her audience was the American electorate. I loved @michelleisawolf ’s scathing and funny routine.

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@justinboldaji What exactly is funny about this, rad dad?

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@mtgreenee You did this, ya racist.

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Gah! The Mexican border is EVERYWHERE!!!?!?!!! via @6abc

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@drboycewatkins1 You could have gone your whole life and never published this.

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@Dylan_Housman You’re quite the homophobic bigot.

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@KariLake @realMikeLindell Both losers. Repeatedly.

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@Peace_Janise @williamlegate @realDonaldTrump Your statement is measurably inaccurate.

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@ACTBrigitte President Trump literally revoked Acosta’s hard press pass to the White House to avoid his questions, you liar.

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@rafaelshimunov @nowthisnews @boulderpolice I would also like to resign from a job and receive $70K.

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@elonmusk This tweet is still up despite being reported multiple times, yet here you are whining about getting roasted because you can’t comprehend exactly what makes this platform tick.

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@RAMansour You seem to be missing the actual murders of abortion providers and bombings of clinic buildings. Please climb down off your high horse.

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@ajplus @KaivanShroff I'm sure one of them at least was a fine person, though, right?

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I just watched RRR. Amazing!

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@ScottWalker @JoeBiden @ZelenskyyUa Yes, I got it exactly wrong.

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@davitydave

5 years

My husband and I adopted through the California foster care system. Programs are in place here specifically because of people like #KamalaHarris , and I thank her. Also note that she was advocating for LGBT person to be able to adopt 15 YEARS AGO.

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Kamala spilling the tea on gay adoption in 2004

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@thehill You know who is being punished more than 19yo hunters? Children who are murdered in their schools.

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3 years

@ColleenC @AccountableGOP He doesn’t have mental health issues. He’s an asshole.

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4 years

I like the way she’s creating new free material for the @ProjectLincoln to mine.

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Laura Ingraham devotes a segment to attacking the Lincoln Project

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Tonight in San Francisco’s Marina District at Howells bar.

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@Mikel_Jollett @ConnieSchultz Not only locked in cages, but intentionally separated from their parents, kidnapped at mass scale, and redistributed through evangelical adoption organizations.

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump It isn’t illegal to seek asylum.

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7 years

@Rschooley Profile pic is fake also:

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@davitydave

3 years

“I broke into the Capitol. Here’s my name and hometown, and why I did it.”

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@Olivianuzzi If you ever experienced trauma that allowed you to deepen your empathy with others, you would understand. But first you have to have some empathy.

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@davitydave

3 years

A lot of my dad’s extended family who don’t live in Indiana were already planning to be in state for my aunt and uncle’s 50th wedding anniversary party this weekend. Dad’s only sister and youngest sibling Sally just arrived after driving cross-country from California.

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@RepMattGaetz You should be arrested.

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