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@danielsinger
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3 years
Fun Story: So I bought a cameo a few days ago to get @wolfofwallst to recreate the speech from the movie where he's not fucking leaving. Well he delivered TO THE MAX
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@danielsinger
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7 years
How to upgrade your Mac in three easy steps!
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Baggage claim is one of the few high trust aspects of our new low trust society. Insane how this still works
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@danielsinger
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3 years
We should institute a 4 year probation on voting if you move from California.
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Headcount at all these late stage companies is wild. Why do you need 7000 employees for a document signing product?? (Docusign) Or 1000 people for a product management tool? (Asana)
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2 years
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@danielsinger
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2 years
i found a new infinite money hack. flights to california ~ $250 rob up to $950 from walgreens that’s almost a 4x return!! imagine that in this market
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Last night was my third break in of the year in SF. I love this city from the bottom of my heart but it can’t continue like this. We’re going to be the next Detroit if we don’t change direction here ASAP.
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2 years
new york’s obsession with drinking has to be the worst part about this place. i don’t think i truly grasped the extent before moving here. life has so much more to offer
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@danielsinger
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3 years
I’ve been in San Francisco for 3 hours and it is 100x worse than I could have even imagined. Good riddance to this place
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@danielsinger
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3 years
OMG someone guard the nursing homes
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Gov. Cuomo: "We want to do with gun violence with what we just did with COVID."
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@danielsinger
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3 years
god nyc is infinity times better than sf holy shit. how did i live there for so long
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@danielsinger
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4 years
My 14 year old brother is running circles around me. His keyboard business just had its first 10k revenue day.... He’s trashing me for running my company at a loss. The youth are alright.
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@danielsinger
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4 years
ah yes, because in california it is actually *my* fault my house was just robbed
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@danielsinger
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3 years
The Afghanistan debacle is so much bigger than anyone realizes. And no one cares or is talking about it
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Men lose 10% of their testosterone each year living in San Francisco
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3 years
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@danielsinger
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7 years
I visited @ThePracticalDev today. Was not disappointed.
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Why are they heating up my booster in a spoon?
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Leaked Transcript from Basecamp Board Meeting Board: How do we get all these woke clowns out of here? We can’t just fire them. CEO: I have an idea.
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@danielsinger
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7 years
Starting a podcast is the new starting a band in college.
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3 years
Earnings Before Interest, Dancers, Tables & Alcohol
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Startups are hard
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@danielsinger
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3 years
I still don’t understand how we aren’t talking more about the fact that Russia is about to invade Ukraine full scale and that China is licking its lips at Taiwan. 👀👀👀
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@danielsinger
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2 years
first week of our company being back in office. holy shit what a game changer. instant 5x competitive advantage.
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@danielsinger
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4 years
So it turns out Chesa declined to prosecute the two guys who broke into our place last month. This is what our tax dollars go to folks. In the rare event your burglars are actually caught and arrested. They will be released because our DA has a personal vendetta. Vote better.
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@danielsinger
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3 years
The policies here do not work. At every level of the local and state government. Denial of this is denying reality in favor of ideology and idealism. We must change.
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3 years
Free startup idea: Spotify year in review for iMessage. “You were ghosted 14 times last year” “You messaged 837 new people this year” “Here are your top chats”
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Instead of fuck you money it should be called tweet the drafts money because that’s the only thing holding these babies back
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@danielsinger
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3 years
To clarify for everyone telling me I shouldn't have voted for these folks. I didn't. I'm trying to get others who did to see that their choices have real-life consequences from someone they might know.
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3 years
I get closer each day to booking a one way flight to go try out @FrancisSuarez ’s town. And no it’s not “because of taxes” maybe some people just don’t want to have their property and safety violated on a regular basis.
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@danielsinger
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5 years
Why don't they just email Kawhi Leonard on Superhuman to find out what team he's going to sign with??
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@danielsinger
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3 years
I still can’t believe people who have been to the dmv want the government to control even more of their lives
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@danielsinger
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2 years
We should just start calling journalists, content creators and just see what happens
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@danielsinger
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3 years
WE LIKE THE STOCK
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@danielsinger
daniel singer
6 years
Best Name For An Album of 2017
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#ElGatoTheHumanGlacier drops Dec22 produced entirely by @sizzle808MAFIA 10 songs in 2 days
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@danielsinger
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3 years
What company has a team as savage as Uber 1.0? I don’t think I’ve seen a team like it since.
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@danielsinger
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3 years
we’re dropping @tendiesapp in the next few days. get ready
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@danielsinger
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8 years
Witness the greatness of Steve Trabajo. @rudymancuso is a genius
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@danielsinger
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2 years
I love how after a year of being stuck indoors tech people tell you with a straight face that the future is… spending all day indoors with a screen strapped to your face and party with people with JPEGs sureeeee
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@danielsinger
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2 years
Just look up the headcount at all these companies. All their businesses look fantastic if you are just leaner on HC. Robinhood vs FTX for example. Similar product spheres very different approaches to headcount. Maybe I’m missing something but I keep thinking about it
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2 years
Omicron is not that big of a deal. I tested positive the other day and I feel fine: I’ve been out at concerts, eating at buffets, and volunteering at the local old folks home.
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@danielsinger
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4 years
Broken into again. Professional operation. Why do we allow this to be the status quo.
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@danielsinger
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3 years
i don't know why most vc's don't get it. if you refer engineers. you get allocation. every founder agrees
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3 years
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3 years
Big generational difference no one is talking about: Millennials text with autocorrect on. Ie texts start with capitals etc. Gen Z has it completely off Feeling way too old now.
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@danielsinger
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3 years
@saeviter I’m honestly done blaming the politicians. I blame the voters at this point. They keep voting for the same policies dressed up with different names
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@danielsinger
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2 years
imagine shutting down society because a subset of your population eats too much
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Oh and thanks for the parking ticket SFMTA. really adding insult to injury.
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2 years
no one in nyc has hobbies. @Pavel_Asparagus and I are on a mission to bring hobbies to nyc.
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2 years
in a rare move i think this is one of the really positive aspects of the bay areas culture was the focus on other forms of enjoyment rather than as @Pavel_Asparagus puts it really well. Numbing yourself 4 nights a week
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4 years
I don’t think there’s a better skill for someone young to learn than having made some money for themselves by creating a product or service. No matter how small. That skillset is going to do him wonders for the rest of his life. Couldn’t be prouder
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@danielsinger
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3 years
modern problems require modern solutions
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3 years
Just got asked for my id, vax card, and given a mask to wear for 5 seconds to order a taco. @rabois can I come back?
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7 years
A tale of two tweets.
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3 years
The zuck video makes him by far the most lovable of the american billionaires
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@danielsinger
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8 years
product management.
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3 years
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2 years
FUCK
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Supply chain crisis now threatening chicken tenders
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3 years
Miami is fucking lit. That is all.
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3 years
Imagine being too afraid to like a tweet
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2 years
i think what I’m concluding is taxes aside Marin is the greatest place in the world.
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Leave San Francisco. Your life will improve tremendously. It’s not going to get better. Save yourself.
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This just happened at the @Walgreens on Gough & Fell Streets in San Francisco. #NoConsequences @chesaboudin
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3 years
Making maps feel like a video game is amazing. This is so delightful.
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2 years
Just like every teenage girl coordinating her friends to comment on a new Instagram post and pick the right caption… …there are tech bros in group chats perfecting the perfect viral tweet and coordinating retweets and wording.
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2 years
my girlfriend just made me delete a tweet for optics reasons. big girlfriend is censoring our free speech. we need a congressional inquiry now!
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Wired on cafecito but here it goes.. @FrancisSuarez is the greatest mayor in America. Couldn’t think of a more fitting end to the Miami trip than with the best sales pitch I’ve heard in a long time. More to come.
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5 years
What if apps had ‘hours of operation’ like retail stores? You could only use Instagram 9 AM to 9 PM Thursday through Tuesday. Microsoft Excel was open for business 8 AM Monday - 8 PM Friday
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3 years
I love just how much more we have to pay for everything in California. I don’t think people realize how much each little decision, battle, regulation etc leads to everything costing more. Rides, Groceries, Restaurants, everything. I wish everything was itemized like this
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3 years
A WSJ JOURNALIST PICTURED IN GRAMERCY SELLING HIS BOOK DURING BOARD NEGOTIATIONS
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@danielsinger
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3 years
The first billion is the hardest
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Guys don’t worry hyperinflation isn’t here yet. Just everything is getting really expensive, really quickly.
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@danielsinger
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7 years
Omg it handles driving too. @TaylorLorenz
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1 year
I feel like ax throwing is just shooting guns for liberals
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@danielsinger
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4 years
@micsolana I should just donate my house to people who need it more right? That’s how it’s supposed to work?
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1 year
Got my wings today
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Ran into this guy on the street. Miami could not be a better fit for Tendies.
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@danielsinger
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7 years
When you hear the word commit do you think about code or relationships?
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@danielsinger
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3 years
Waiting for the inevitable “how squid games is just like startups and venture capital. A 🧵” Please QT that thread here when it inevitably happens
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3 years
This is bullshit. Let the free market so it’s thing
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3 years
Imagine paying state income taxes
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@danielsinger
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5 years
Oooooooh fun Postmates Easter egg!!!
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@danielsinger
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6 years
Wanna intern @ 🐼? DM me a quick 2-3line blurb on something unique about you. Or be creative 🧐 SF & $ Starts now or in summer. RT / Pass this to your favorite college student. Encourage Women / URM / PoC to reach out! Diverse teams are better teams.
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5 years
btw talking with my younger brother yesterday and snapchat is alive and well and incredibly dominant in gen z. look at this snap map......
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@danielsinger
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3 years
I don’t think I’ve seen a better benefits package since Basecamp
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@danielsinger
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4 years
Someone I’ve been friends with for 4 years just told me they can’t associate with me anymore because I have “very different values” (differing political views). This is sad for a number of reasons but here’s a brief few:
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3 years
Doing our part to help juice Q4 GME earnings
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@danielsinger
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4 years
One day I'm going to run to fix SF. We could and should be a world-class city. We could have a thriving arts scene and 5x as many restaurants and beautiful imaginative buildings surrounding our parks. We could have public safety and prosperity. One day.
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4 years
I found screenshots of a deck I made when I was 9 for my parents about the Minecraft server I wanted to start. To be honest, if you changed some words and added in a 4B TAM and a hockey stick chart, coulda raised a few hundred grand for this sucker at the time 😂😝
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3 years
I love New York City.
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@danielsinger
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6 years
Super excited to share what we've been working on @pandastartup Going to tweet some thoughts about what and why we're doing so follow along below or try it out right away on Product Hunt.
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3 years
“Man fuck a valuation show me personal funds” Drake chose violence with the venture community today 😂
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@danielsinger
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4 years
@chesaboudin please actually prosecute these people this time. These crimes matter. More so than going after DoorDash and Postmates.
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2 years
Not gonna lie. I am thoroughly amused. This is some hunger games cornucopia type shit
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@danielsinger
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3 years
if you're a killer at ops. dm me asap. will pay you lots of money to solve shit here. 📈
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2 years
Nancy Pelosi just called me and asked if there’s room in @nikitabier ’s round
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@danielsinger
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3 years
h/t @Brotractor for this gem of an idea
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