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Pro-choice childfree feminist atheist beagle mom ballet dancer with a passion for books, nail polish, and fuzzy animals. Bird Jail account: @Tutu_In_Jail

United States
Joined April 2009
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Take up space, ladies. The world doesn’t benefit from us playing small.
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@markmobility @childfreediva @WhiteHouse I love how President Obama even apologizes to people - "Here you are trying to get home and I'm messing you up." A real leader and a true gentleman.
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@BrendonLeslie This whole tweet is "Me me me me me." Why should your partner consider your "thoughts and feelings" when you clearly don't consider hers, never mind the physical strain on her body? You want to "be a father" so badly, YOU get pregnant. Or adopt. But nobody owes you a baby.
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@unknownmuslxm @rehutrr @reindeer_eros When a thief is after jewels, do you put the thief in jail or just hide the jewels? Do you understand how stupid your analogy is? Also, women are only "more vulnerable" because MEN make them that way.
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Happy 12th birthday to my sweet boy! 💙 💙 💙 #beagle #birthday #JJDog #ItsMyDoggysBirthday
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@dogfather This pic! 😭😭😭
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@TheGoldenRatio4 THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES 🦈 #CHOMP
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"The new film wouldn’t be the first time an Allen feature has centered around the relationship between an older man and a much younger woman." Is there a Woody Allen film that DOESN'T? Also, "concubine" WTAF. 😡
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@rmayemsinger @elonmusk @neontaster Nothing "happened." This is who Apartheid Clyde is, he's just open about it now.
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@PAVGOD "Are you done embarrassing me, Dad?" Good job, @PAVGOD !
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Venk...not so much.
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@ReadsShay @laurakayeauthor Romance, nothing. These kids need to be saving the world in their formal wear in a SECRETLY HAUNTED bookstore.
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This is why he's dangerous. He'll say what the group in front of him wants to hear, then say something completely different for the next.
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***Trump didn't mention Clinton in his inaugural (in front of his base). But did at the luncheon (in front of politicians). He reads a room.
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@jlowe1317 @BradMossEsq @AJDelgado13 This is like the anti-masker yelling at the cops that their job is to protect HIS rights over the rights of a whole hospital full of vulnerable people.
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@BLS207 @TheGoldenRatio4 H*ck it all, Steve, you gave away her secret identity! 🤦‍♀️🦸🏼‍♂️
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@CajunHummel @bethany_bruner The only children who deserve privacy are theirs. Witness the feeding frenzy every time Chelsea, Malia, or Sasha did basically anything, but Barron was OFF-LIMITS HOW DARE
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@Acyn Me: A society that allows sedition-supporting football coaches to spread flat-out LIES about women's health and reproduction is not progressive, it's barbaric.
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@robinmarty "The only moral abortion", etc. 🙄
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@JessicaValenti Any healthcare provider who says "Carry your headless fetus to delivery regardless of your own endangered health and wishes because you need a moment with your dead baby" should be barred from practicing medicine.
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@Mama11611748 @bodybycheezits "THE SIGN SAID 'ALL YOU CAN EAT' AND I CAN STILL EAT!"
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@AmericaMamabear Ask yourself why your child having a modicum of privacy bothers you so much. Then rethink your life.
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So don't tweet #TrumpLovesHitler , everyone. It wouldn't be nice to tweet #TrumpLovesHitler over and over. Just don't tweet #TrumpLovesHitler , okay? And in conclusion, #TrumpLovesHitler .
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@NicSherrod @Putain_chienne @saugarmaripuri @DrJenGunter @cvspharmacy Uh-huh. Did the pharmacist write - INCORRECTLY - that a federal judge banned your syringes? Sit down.
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There is no such thing as a "reasonable" abortion ban, any more than there's a "reasonable" ban on chemotherapy, knee surgery, or coronary bypass surgery. You cannot "reasonably" ban HEALTHCARE.
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Virginia Republicans are pitching their 15-week abortion ban as a "reasonable," "bipartisan consensus." Yet the law criminalizes termination when a fetus has a condition that renders it "incompatible with life" and threatens the patient's health. @Slate
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Much love to the GR Crew. You made the last years of her life the best ever, full of love, roasties, waffles, and fun. Thank you for sharing her wonderful journey with us. #FlyHighBigCheese
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@lyndarogers815 @mstweed151 So... you've been there and gotten this info first hand? I'm going to need to see the receipts on that one.
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@RantingOwl For serious. Where was girlfriend 18 months ago?
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@MMendlowPhD @ltknecht @KillerMartinis Somebody should probably change that to "Domestic Supply of Infants Center".
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@JessicaValenti @dshamah Unfortunately, resellers. Who then charge exorbitant prices to desperate mothers; see also the hand sanitizer debacle in the early days of COVID.
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@rtenews @JoeBiden President Joe is a rock star! 😎 And I'll bet he didn't brag about himself or whine that people are UNFAAAAIIIR to him.
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@BlairBraverman I'm eagerly awaiting "Flame Get Your Head Out Of My Bucket (Sea Shanty Remix)".
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@Powerinthehair I get a window seat for specific reasons - for one, it helps my claustrophobia. If you didn't book early enough to get your people seated together, that's on you. My being alone doesn't mean I owe you shit, and I have as much right to my space as you do.
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@dumi_ZAR @LembaniTraveler "Excuse me, I would like to speak with you about your car's extended warranty!"
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@MarshaBlackburn Ma'am, that is the Declaration of Independence. If you can't tell which one is which, you have no business being in the Senate.
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@MikeNance7 @dogfather ... You must be new here.
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"Warner Bros. certainly has a mess on its hands...Depp’s fans are so hateful and misogynistic that even the mere thought of Heard sends them into a frenzy. However, Warner Bros. is now turning away the only people who were going to show up: Heard’s supporters." Nailed it.
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#WeWantMera trends as fans protest Amber Heard's conspicuous absence from Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom marketing
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@BuckLeahy @loisbeckett Right, so many "law-abiding" Americans shooting up bars and schools and churches and offices and malls and block parties and...
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@QasimRashid I'm down. Let's do this. Somebody remind Madisyn to bring the black candles, and tell Travis that a Minions Slurpee cup and Panda Express chopsticks don't count as a chalice and athame.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 And now I want to see a recipe for something called Voodoo Guacamole. ( @qdoba ? Idea?)
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@garylowco1 @Smop5Bets @EnglishTeach07 @shannonrwatts @MomsDemand They KNOW they make people feel unsafe. That's the whole point. They have to terrorize others in order to make themselves feel tough.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 *many, many hugs* That sucks, coming on the heels of Queso, Riley, and Schmeig. 💔 Just know that Jasmine had a good, long life filled with everything wonderful, and you gave that to her. Here's to a life well-lived, sweet lieblingshund. 💛
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Yes.
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Bunsen, BEAKER, and Bernoulli
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Who wore it best? #dogs @dog_rates
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@GBBranstetter @belugabiscoll "Reclaim your public library"?!? The library belongs to ALL citizens, not just the fucking Catholics/white supremacists/homophobes etc. The fucking GALL.
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@wfrolik @AmandaMarcotte Hell yes. Everything falls into his goddamn lap - trusted by the wildlings! Lord Commander! King in the North! SEKRIT TROO HEIR to the Iron Throne! Arya worked her ass off for YEARS for that kill while Jon tossed his hair and pouted.
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@vegafallingstar @Maladroithe And this is why I'd be forced to drive if I wanted to go anywhere long-distance with my dog. No fucking way people who can't even keep tabs on my suitcase are sticking my 11-year-old beagle boy in the cargo hold. Fuck that noise.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Queso doin a race-o!
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@dog_rates This is 102-month-old puppy J.J., who is not spoiled at ALL.
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@janyss @ATLBlackStar She's a waitress at her place of employment. She's probably REQUIRED to dress like that. Funny how you're not telling Groper Boy to take "personal accountability" and keep his grabby hands to himself.
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I feel like @bunsenbernerbmd had something to do with this. 😊 #science #dogs #socks
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@BeschlossDC 🎶If I were a rich man...🎶 Pretty sure Forbes will be getting angry calls from John Barron and David Dennison soon.
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@StefanMolyneux Speaking as a "dried-up" 51-year-old, I prefer dogs. But volunteering at an animal shelter is a great idea - the dogs and cats appreciate your love more than men do. It's where I found the love of my life.
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@dana_larkin DREAM BIG. FIGHT HARD. STEAL BURRITOS. #BaileyWarren2024
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@bunsenbernerbmd I want to know why there are just random mooselegs lying around! Is this a Canada thing? Do the moose just shed a leg or two every year? Is there a pack of amputee moose roaming the Canadian wilderness? I HAVE QUESTIONS
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Big Cheese It's the Big Cheese Escaping Big Cheese Can't catch the Big Cheese Adventure Big Cheese Hi frendo! Big Cheese Now back home Big Cheese We love the Big Cheese 💛👑🧀
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@StephGrisham45 @WhiteHouse ...Did she take her decorating inspiration from "The Blair Witch Project"? This is the exact opposite of holiday cheer.
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@atrupar And these are the same people who had a collective conniption over John Fetterman wearing shorts and hoodies because "decorum." 🙄🙄🙄
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I've never seen an incidence where being bought by private equity wasn't a company's death sentence. PE exists for no other reason than to strip companies for parts and get rich off the carcasses.
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Simon and Schuster CEO Jonathan Karp is touting the “commitment to growth” promised by investment firm KKR. But cost cutting fears are always just a bean count away: “How much leaner can they get? We’re about to find out.”
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@jollycyanide @ThomB01 @AOC ...dammit. Who found us out?!?
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@JamesWhittom @girlgeek_rva By then it's too late. If you demystify the human body when kids are still young, the chances of them developing an unhealthy view of sex and their bodies lessens dramatically. But I'm pretty sure that's exactly WHY you don't want your daughter in public school.
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@homemalone8 @MoiraDonegan Hey, don't drag beagles into this!
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Woohoo! Congratulations Mr. Amole and the GR Squad! 💛💛💛💛💛💛
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@gravyfilm @sahilkapur @NYGovCuomo Not to mention singing, shouting, and hugging while they sit there.
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@GRobLewis @duty2warn So is pretty much everything TFG does, but he does it anyway because no one's held him accountable until now.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 CB is ready for that road-trippin' life! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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@ThePolishAholic @AP There's always Emergency Nachos.
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@TSA_Northeast @SyracuseAirport @TSA I feel much better knowing that TSA is keeping me and my fellow passengers safe from...uh...Head and Shoulders MEN. Yeah.
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@RiegerReport Server. Server server. Server server server server server. Server? SERVER. Good gods this is embarrassing.
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@kaymobile22 @StephenAtHome I've seen waterlogged corpses that look healthier than the Muskrat.
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@StckedLibrarian And then when something bad DOES happen, the mom blames you because somehow you're supposed to be watching her kid like a hawk at all times WHILE performing your other job duties.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 This is the perfect postcard.
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@jgeigerselva @MeleMallory @cmclymer @DonaldTrump Yyyyeah, that's definitely not Occupant.
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@davidshepardson "One of the most successful businessmen in the world", huh? The multiple bankruptcies & business failures say otherwise.
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@in_the_sky34221 I respect that she was able to make the choice that was right for her. That said, there's something horrifying about being conditioned to believe being impregnated by your rapist is "a gift from god."
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Poor sweet Boyfren. 😢 Much love to you, the squad, and the best eyebrows on the Internet. #boyfrenbrows
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@abbyvesoulis "I've never actually flown a plane, but I insist that you refer to me as a pilot!" Is this guy 5?
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The fact that some entitled, self-absorbed, ignorant "fans" thought it was okay to threaten a VA is a slap in the face to all of us who have spent years, even decades, building the Voltron fandom. They don't speak for us, @joshkeaton , and we're sorry.
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The fact that @joshkeaton had to make a public Tumblr post about this fandom, truly saddens me. I'm so sorry Josh for this fandom and loud, toxic antis. You, and the cast and crew, deserve better.
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@rhinestonespecs @TheGoldenRatio4 🎶 Well he's young and he's tol/And he loves tennis ball/Guacamole! He's the dreamiest guy/With his big cartoon eyes/Guacamole He'll do zoomies so fast/then he'll flop in the grass for a roll-y On the beach in the sun/Always ready for fun/Guacamole!🎶
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@TheGoldenRatio4 This seems to be Flower Crowns on Dogs Week and I am totally here for it. 🥰 #VIIIIIIIINK
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@GreatRisk @TheGoldenRatio4 Somewhere over the Rainbow Bridge a certain Cheesy Queen is smugly high-fiving her sister and brother. 😉
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@essenviews @atrupar Because they think the leopards won't eat THEIR faces.
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@mdaktxtnganc @nickmartin @elonmusk @dog_rates @DannyDeVito @WHO @AOC @Ilhan @JoeBiden Exactly. These fragile incel snotwads can't stand the idea that other people can be genuinely happy.
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@Crys0604 @AP Chau ILLEGALLY trespassed in a place he knew he wasn't supposed to be because he thought he knew better than the Sentinelese and that they needed to think like he did. He didn't die because of his "faith", he died because of his ego. He deserves absolutely zero "respect."
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@BeschlossDC Abraham Lincoln didn't have 91 criminal charges to his name. So there's that.
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@kdevil66 @duty2warn I find it unbelievable Walker even made it past the primary. How does nearly half of Georgia look at this walking disaster and think "Yes, this is who I want representing me in Congress!"?
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Swizz: "Hims goofy but I lubs him." 😄 Guac: 🙃
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@duty2warn That's what happens when enormous amounts of money let you spend your whole life surrounded by people who tell you how superamazing you are, drowning out the reality that you're really mediocre at best.
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@amayor Meet Don't Think, Bark (aka J.J.).
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