Pro-choice childfree feminist atheist beagle mom ballet dancer with a passion for books, nail polish, and fuzzy animals. Bird Jail account:
@Tutu_In_Jail
@markmobility
@childfreediva
@WhiteHouse
I love how President Obama even apologizes to people - "Here you are trying to get home and I'm messing you up." A real leader and a true gentleman.
@BrendonLeslie
This whole tweet is "Me me me me me." Why should your partner consider your "thoughts and feelings" when you clearly don't consider hers, never mind the physical strain on her body?
You want to "be a father" so badly, YOU get pregnant. Or adopt. But nobody owes you a baby.
@unknownmuslxm
@rehutrr
@reindeer_eros
When a thief is after jewels, do you put the thief in jail or just hide the jewels? Do you understand how stupid your analogy is?
Also, women are only "more vulnerable" because MEN make them that way.
"The new film wouldn’t be the first time an Allen feature has centered around the relationship between an older man and a much younger woman." Is there a Woody Allen film that DOESN'T? Also, "concubine" WTAF. 😡
@jlowe1317
@BradMossEsq
@AJDelgado13
This is like the anti-masker yelling at the cops that their job is to protect HIS rights over the rights of a whole hospital full of vulnerable people.
@CajunHummel
@bethany_bruner
The only children who deserve privacy are theirs. Witness the feeding frenzy every time Chelsea, Malia, or Sasha did basically anything, but Barron was OFF-LIMITS HOW DARE
@Acyn
Me: A society that allows sedition-supporting football coaches to spread flat-out LIES about women's health and reproduction is not progressive, it's barbaric.
@JessicaValenti
Any healthcare provider who says "Carry your headless fetus to delivery regardless of your own endangered health and wishes because you need a moment with your dead baby" should be barred from practicing medicine.
There is no such thing as a "reasonable" abortion ban, any more than there's a "reasonable" ban on chemotherapy, knee surgery, or coronary bypass surgery. You cannot "reasonably" ban HEALTHCARE.
Virginia Republicans are pitching their 15-week abortion ban as a "reasonable," "bipartisan consensus." Yet the law criminalizes termination when a fetus has a condition that renders it "incompatible with life" and threatens the patient's health.
@Slate
@TheGoldenRatio4
Much love to the GR Crew. You made the last years of her life the best ever, full of love, roasties, waffles, and fun. Thank you for sharing her wonderful journey with us.
#FlyHighBigCheese
@JessicaValenti
@dshamah
Unfortunately, resellers. Who then charge exorbitant prices to desperate mothers; see also the hand sanitizer debacle in the early days of COVID.
@Powerinthehair
I get a window seat for specific reasons - for one, it helps my claustrophobia. If you didn't book early enough to get your people seated together, that's on you. My being alone doesn't mean I owe you shit, and I have as much right to my space as you do.
"Warner Bros. certainly has a mess on its hands...Depp’s fans are so hateful and misogynistic that even the mere thought of Heard sends them into a frenzy. However, Warner Bros. is now turning away the only people who were going to show up: Heard’s supporters." Nailed it.
@BuckLeahy
@loisbeckett
Right, so many "law-abiding" Americans shooting up bars and schools and churches and offices and malls and block parties and...
@QasimRashid
I'm down. Let's do this.
Somebody remind Madisyn to bring the black candles, and tell Travis that a Minions Slurpee cup and Panda Express chopsticks don't count as a chalice and athame.
@TheGoldenRatio4
*many, many hugs* That sucks, coming on the heels of Queso, Riley, and Schmeig. 💔 Just know that Jasmine had a good, long life filled with everything wonderful, and you gave that to her. Here's to a life well-lived, sweet lieblingshund. 💛
@GBBranstetter
@belugabiscoll
"Reclaim your public library"?!? The library belongs to ALL citizens, not just the fucking Catholics/white supremacists/homophobes etc. The fucking GALL.
@wfrolik
@AmandaMarcotte
Hell yes. Everything falls into his goddamn lap - trusted by the wildlings! Lord Commander! King in the North! SEKRIT TROO HEIR to the Iron Throne! Arya worked her ass off for YEARS for that kill while Jon tossed his hair and pouted.
@vegafallingstar
@Maladroithe
And this is why I'd be forced to drive if I wanted to go anywhere long-distance with my dog. No fucking way people who can't even keep tabs on my suitcase are sticking my 11-year-old beagle boy in the cargo hold. Fuck that noise.
@janyss
@ATLBlackStar
She's a waitress at her place of employment. She's probably REQUIRED to dress like that. Funny how you're not telling Groper Boy to take "personal accountability" and keep his grabby hands to himself.
@StefanMolyneux
Speaking as a "dried-up" 51-year-old, I prefer dogs. But volunteering at an animal shelter is a great idea - the dogs and cats appreciate your love more than men do. It's where I found the love of my life.
@bunsenbernerbmd
I want to know why there are just random mooselegs lying around! Is this a Canada thing? Do the moose just shed a leg or two every year? Is there a pack of amputee moose roaming the Canadian wilderness? I HAVE QUESTIONS
@TheGoldenRatio4
Big Cheese
It's the Big Cheese
Escaping Big Cheese
Can't catch the Big Cheese
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Hi frendo! Big Cheese
Now back home Big Cheese
We love the Big Cheese 💛👑🧀
I've never seen an incidence where being bought by private equity wasn't a company's death sentence. PE exists for no other reason than to strip companies for parts and get rich off the carcasses.
Simon and Schuster CEO Jonathan Karp is touting the “commitment to growth” promised by investment firm KKR. But cost cutting fears are always just a bean count away: “How much leaner can they get? We’re about to find out.”
@JamesWhittom
@girlgeek_rva
By then it's too late. If you demystify the human body when kids are still young, the chances of them developing an unhealthy view of sex and their bodies lessens dramatically.
But I'm pretty sure that's exactly WHY you don't want your daughter in public school.
@StckedLibrarian
And then when something bad DOES happen, the mom blames you because somehow you're supposed to be watching her kid like a hawk at all times WHILE performing your other job duties.
@in_the_sky34221
I respect that she was able to make the choice that was right for her. That said, there's something horrifying about being conditioned to believe being impregnated by your rapist is "a gift from god."
The fact that some entitled, self-absorbed, ignorant "fans" thought it was okay to threaten a VA is a slap in the face to all of us who have spent years, even decades, building the Voltron fandom. They don't speak for us,
@joshkeaton
, and we're sorry.
The fact that
@joshkeaton
had to make a public Tumblr post about this fandom, truly saddens me. I'm so sorry Josh for this fandom and loud, toxic antis. You, and the cast and crew, deserve better.
@rhinestonespecs
@TheGoldenRatio4
🎶 Well he's young and he's tol/And he loves tennis ball/Guacamole!
He's the dreamiest guy/With his big cartoon eyes/Guacamole
He'll do zoomies so fast/then he'll flop in the grass for a roll-y
On the beach in the sun/Always ready for fun/Guacamole!🎶
@Crys0604
@AP
Chau ILLEGALLY trespassed in a place he knew he wasn't supposed to be because he thought he knew better than the Sentinelese and that they needed to think like he did. He didn't die because of his "faith", he died because of his ego. He deserves absolutely zero "respect."
@kdevil66
@duty2warn
I find it unbelievable Walker even made it past the primary. How does nearly half of Georgia look at this walking disaster and think "Yes, this is who I want representing me in Congress!"?
@duty2warn
That's what happens when enormous amounts of money let you spend your whole life surrounded by people who tell you how superamazing you are, drowning out the reality that you're really mediocre at best.