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14 days

This kind of antics needs highlighting as much as possible. They’re cheats.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

14 days

Ben White was spotted trying to loosen Vicario’s gloves on a corner 👀

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7 months

You have to feel for Liverpool. No team has ever had a goal incorrectly disallowed for offside before.

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2 years

If Poch has failed at PSG, then has Pep failed at City?

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2 years

Richarlison has more Champions League goals than every single Arsenal player combined for the last six seasons.

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2 years

Saliba has more league goals than Richarlison & Kulusevki combined this season 🤭

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If Kane fouls someone he’s a thug and if he gets fouled he’s a cheat. If he drops deep he’s hiding and if he stays up from he’s selfish. If he misses a pen he’s a bottler and if he scores it he’s a stat padder. The most damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t player ever.

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1 year

“Not a team” “Selfish players” “Nobody wants to help each other” “Don’t put in their heart” Yet someone else had this same team running through brick walls for him…

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1 year

This was Poch’s first team sheet so can we please stop saying he had a better team to work with than Conte.

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7 months

I don’t understand this. He’s either fit to referee against all teams or none. This implies some sort of bias was at play in the mistake, in which case he shouldn’t be refereeing at all.

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

7 months

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Darren England, the VAR official who made the mistake last weekend, will not officiate Liverpool for the rest of the season. (Source: @SamWallaceTel )

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2 years

Romero is also a ‘Juventus reject’ for those dismissing our potential new signings.

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1 year

It’s possible to recognise Lloris has reached the end of his road without being massively disrespectful towards him and his time with us. He’s not a clown or a fraud. He’s a legend that we’re incredibly lucky to have had spend his career slumming with us. But everything must end.

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3 years

I feel like Spurs fans are better mentally prepared for tomorrow.

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1 year

We’re in a vicious cycle with Emerson. The worse he plays the more the crowd get on him, and the worse he plays. And so on. Booing him and cheering his substitutions helps nobody. I hate it.

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7 months

Notice how Spurs Twitter immediately just goes “idiot” as opposed to finding the obscured camera angle where there might be possibly be contact if you squint, plastering it all over the internet and demanding a replay.

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4 months

Current Oliver Skipp or Prime Dennis Bergkamp?

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2 years

Guys let’s be honest. We only finished above Arsenal because we have better players, a better manager, a better stadium and better fans. If it wasn’t for that they’d be in the CL next season for sure.

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2 years

The only thing Zouma is “deeply sorry” about is getting caught.

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2 years

We’re in danger of getting a bit ‘Liverpooly’ over this offside.

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2 years

Yesterday was reminiscent of the great Pochettino player purge of 2015. Conte is making the team his own. And I’m totally here for it.

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2 years

@WelBeast Didn’t realise that’s how it works. I’m that case we won the CL!

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2 years

Last night showed how important these two are 🤍

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2 years

Martin Keown has made a #TOTARS of himself.

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7 months

I’m sure someone else must have pointed this out, but us winning with 10 men after the week we’ve just had is literally the funniest thing we could have done.

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2 years

@ladbible Is it because Guy Fawkes is increasingly looking like the good guy?

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3 years

Norwich’s owners’ net worth is £30m. City’s is £25bn. This isn’t competition.

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In Ange’s first season he’s likely to finish about Chelsea, United and Newcastle and may still make the top four, but our fanbase are calling him a fraud. We honestly don’t deserve nice things.

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2 years

I find the TalkSport model of getting failed footballers to criticise vastly more talented and successful current players extremely strange. Who wants to listen to that? It’s like listening to Dean Gaffney criticise Al Pacino’s acting method.

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3 years

I realise there’s a lot of concern that we haven’t improved our attack over the summer, but don’t forget we did sack Mourinho.

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2 years

Never read the comments under any tweet about Harry Kane.

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2 years

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Other teams will also sign good players this summer.

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2 years

Imagine someone told you’d we’d miss out on fourth because Doherty got injured back at the beginning of the season.

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2 years

I’m not normally one to post negative things about our players. But letting Trippier, KWP and even Aurier go, only to spend £40m+ on Doherty and Emerson who are both worse than any of them, is some of the strangest business we’ve ever done.

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2 years

Personally not taking any pleasure in what’s happening at Everton. Proper club with proper fans, not at all unlike us. It’s a little scary to be honest.

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3 years

I don’t think the younger generation can really appreciate what a massive signing this man was at the time. I don’t think we’ve ever made a bigger one. Probably the best striker in the world, in his prime, and we got him. Was only one season (ish) and look at the legacy. Legend.

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6 months

@SpursJourno The minute it starts to make you miserable instead of happy.

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1 year

Sometimes the joke just writes itself.

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1 year

If @Arsenal manage to win the Premier League this season, @PrimeHydrate will release these limited edition bottles

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2 years

Why isn’t Salah’s lack of form getting the same attention as Son’s? Could the fact that last seasons’ two top scorers are both underperforming this season be related?

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1 year

I swear Conte is actually gaslighting us. We’ve been almost permanently established in the top four for over a decade with lower seasonal spend than he’s had. His rant is just about making us think it’s unreasonable to expect wins over Sheffield United and Southampton.

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1 year

If Conte had signed a new contract at the start of the season and told us his process would take patience, then the fan attitude towards him would be completely different right now. We know team rebuilds take time. But they also require commitment, not least from the manager.

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2 years

He followed this up by rolling around on the floor screaming in agony to get Diaz booked. Did the same to get Emerson sent off last week. Deserves a rep for cheating.

Rob Nicholson

@bigusrobus

2 years

And Diaz was booked for this....

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2 years

This will never ever not get me in the feels.

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2 years

@NorwichCityFC You know what, you guys have had a tough season. Why don’t you just take the day off? You’ve earned it.

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4 months

Werner is everything a January patch-up signing should be. Potentially high reward and relatively low risk. All goes well and he could be a key piece in the puzzle. If it doesn’t work it has zero impact on our longterm plans. It’s excellent business.

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2 years

Nice to see us actually passing into the space in front of players for them to run onto. You’d think this is a basic, yet under Mourinho and Nuno most of our passes seemed to be directly to feet, or worse hit slightly behind them.

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

2 years

Conte ball™️

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3 years

I’m hearing Ryan Mason is the preferred choice there are concerns he’s too young, hence the delay in announcing to allow time for him to age sufficiently.

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2 years

Cats are awesome. Especially my cat. That’s the tweet.

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1 year

@UtdPlug @OptaJohan A lot of his stats are going unreported. He also has 16 flip-bys, 5 completed tech-cheeses, an incredible 31 tickle-tracks and almost 63% frosting completion rate.

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7 months

@thisisanfield Show me one example of where Liverpool has done anything ever to correct an officiating mistake that benefitted them.

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2 years

Pundits saying the first yellow was soft, ignoring the fact that it was given for repeated fouling #SOUTOT

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1 year

@kanefromthelane It’s almost like the World Cup is about to start or something.

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7 months

Adebayor scored more goals for Madrid on a 6 month loan than Eden Hazard did in four years for €140m fee.

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11 months

The Tom Holland remarks have annoyed me, not because he said Harry should leave, but because I hate it when our own fans feed into these stupid narratives. There are nearly 2000 clubs in our pyramid and of them maybe 5 or 6 have things better than us. Have some perspective FFS.

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2 years

I’m more worried about fan negativity and the narrative that can come from that, than I am the team and our performances.

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1 year

Oh man we’re going to lose to Wrexham with the whole world watching on Disney 😫

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2 years

Why does nobody (including Trippier) remember how steep Dembele’s decline was in his last season with us?

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2 years

Have to say, supporting a club that has been relentlessly (and often frustratingly) run as a ‘proper business’ is somewhat comforting today.

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2 years

Deki is becoming one of those players where I lean forward when he gets the ball.

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4 months

Whoever decided that Antony was worth £90m and £200k a week should never work in football again. I think it’s the worst signing in football history. He’s awful. I’d honestly rather have an aging Andros Townsend on the wing. He’s genuinely a far better player.

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5 months

It’s just so weird what’s happening with Spurs. We were doing so well and then nearly all our first 11 got injured or banned and we haven’t won since. It’s almost impossible to understand what’s happened.

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3 years

For no particular reason shout out Simon Davies. The OG Welsh winger that got us all on our feet before Mr Bale came along. My favourite player of the early 00s, always seemed to play with a smile on his face.

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2 years

@HotspurLane @Tottenham_Feed Are you sure that’s not him on the far right?

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3 years

@UsmanIfc @NicholasA_7 I will never not find this funny.

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8 months

@AJTHFC10 Imagine being so anti-Levy that you think this is some kind of dilemma.

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6 months

I once saw Terry Venables in Soho and I just happened to be wearing my ‘91 era shirt. He walked straight up to me beaming and pointing at the shirt and we had a little chat before he jumped in a cab. A top bloke, and he couldn’t have been happier to make my day. RIP gaffer 🤍

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3 months

My worry is that if we don’t make the top four people will start saying Ange has failed, where in fact us even being in contention is a huge achievement in season 1.

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2 years

Defoe’s just said he’s joining Spurs as a coach and ambassador on Rangers TV.

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1 year

Royal’s performance yesterday shows what confidence can do to a player, and why our support for players who aren’t performing well is so important. As fans we have the power to build our players up or knock them down. Why would we ever want to do the latter?

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1 year

Sherwood is ironically a perfect example of how having a winner’s medal doesn’t mean much in terms of your legacy as a player.

The Spurs Web

@thespursweb

1 year

“He’s chasing down @alanshearer ’s record but one thing Alan’s got over him is a Premier League winners medal. Harry [Kane] is going to have to make up his mind if he thinks he’s going to be able to achieve that at Tottenham.” Sherwood on Kane’s future

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10 months

@eurofootcom @DiMarzio Wait, has someone been forcing him to play all this time? Explains a lot.

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1 year

Remember when Poch first came and he what he did with players like Kane, Walker, Rose, Alli, Eriksen? Now imagine what he could do with Spence, Gill, Udogie, Skipp, Sarr, Scarlett, Devine. I wanted it to work with Conte, I really did. But the fit just isn’t right for us.

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3 years

This isn’t ‘another Man City’.

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2 years

With Coutinho to join Bailey and Ings they are going to have some incredible quality sitting injured on the bench this season wow.

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1 year

By the way there is a player right here in the PL who is repeatedly targeted with racist gestures and comments, even from TV commentators, and nobody seems to care.

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2 years

If we lose today Matt Law will says it’s bad news because Kane will go to City. And if we win today Matt Law will say it’s bad news because Kane will go to City.

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2 years

I’d like to take this moment to welcome Leicester to the ‘can’t compete with the very richest clubs but the fans expect you to somehow’ club, where football becomes mostly miserable and pointless.

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2 years

My favourite part of the game yesterday was our response to the Brighton goal. An immediate and emphatic ‘no, you’re not getting back into this’.

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7 months

"On top of that Diogo Jota got two yellow cards for not touching a player once. That is unprecedented as well, I would say." This is actually the most ridiculous thing Klopp has said in that news conference, not the replay suggestion.

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2 years

@AfcGabeast Davinson Sanchez, our third choice CB outscored your record signing last season lmao 😭😭

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2 years

Understanding comes with transparency. Mic them up, and then we’ll understand.

Tottenham News

@Spurs_fl

2 years

Referee Anthony Taylor wants Premier League fans to have more 'understanding' 🟥 #thfc

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1 year

If the roles were reversed here and Kane did this to Doucoure, the reactions to this incident would be completely different.

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2 years

@Matt_Law_DT Matt what do you think about this whole F1 Abu Dhabi debacle? I can’t help but feel Harry Kane could have done more right?

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11 months

I never thought I’d say this, but looking back I think I actually preferred Mourinho to Conte.

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2 years

I’m not Conte out in any way. In fact I’m very strongly Conte in. I just wish he was too.

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9 months

@CFC_Janty It’s obviously the change in tactics that’s making us play better.

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2 years

I wish Dave Portnoy wasn’t a Spurs fan.

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2 years

The anti-Arsenal conspiracy stretches so wide even the Arsenal players are part of it #NEWARS

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1 year

@JackPittBrooke How does he feel about Saka’s pen?

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2 years

What is Matt Law’s problem? Seriously. Just doom-mongering on Spurs all day every day isn’t journalism.

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7 months

@JPercyTelegraph This really makes you wonder how severe the punishment Man City won’t get will be.

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2 years

We’re sat right next to the away fans at that GnR gig. Bunch of Bon Jovi fans booing Slash.

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Not usually one for comparing decisions in different games, but if Vicario got the protection Raya gets we’d comfortably be in the top four right now.

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6 months

At least Klopp was moaning about an actual error. This isn’t acceptable behaviour just for not getting your own way.

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@SkySportsPL

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"I feel sick. That's how I feel. I feel sick to be part of this." An ANGRY Mikel Arteta shares his thoughts on the controversial Newcastle goal that meant Arsenal suffered their first Premier League defeat of the season. 😳

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2 years

Remember about a year ago when Arsenal were struggling and were all “trust the process” and everyone was laughing at them but they did and it was the right thing to do? Maybe we should take a leaf out of that book.

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9 months

Eric Dier’s only crime is aging. The disrespect he gets is completely undeserved.

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1 year

@PurelyFootball @IFTVofficial He literally said this the same day it happened.

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1 year

I’m so bored of hearing about Conte’s incredibly specific WB needs, and how if he doesn’t have exactly the right players in those positions everything else in his system falls apart. My take is that’s a bit of a flaw in his system.

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7 months

Just watched @BBCMOTD and absolutely nothing was said about Spurs whatsoever apart from Shearer saying ‘well done Spurs by the way’ as an afterthought at the end. I know all the talking points were Liverpool related but surely some analysis of our winning performance was merited?

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3 years

I know we’re in the rose-tinted phase with Eriksen now, but 99% of his corners were absolutely terrible.

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1 year

I’m sorry but Conte’s words show he has no class. He may have some valid criticisms of Levy and the players, but he has no respect for the fans or the club. He can do one.

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1 year

Why aren’t Arsenal more embarrassed about letting go of Kane? So weird how they think it’s something to brag about. If we’d released Saka as a kid you’d never hear the end of how stupid a move it was.

AfcVIP⁴⁹

@VipArsenal

1 year

Harry Kane was a fanatical Arsenal supporter as a kid and spent four years with the club’s youth set-up. Harry Kane was once so desperate to play for Arsenal that he offered to go in goal for the Gunners. [Mirror]

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Rare footage of the banned episode of Sean the Sheep, which was needlessly provocative, antagonistic and downright offensive. A dark day for British animation.

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