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Die hard @Tigers and @UMichFootball fan. LTU alum. Architect. If your team hasn’t won a football natty this century, don’t @ me. #GoBlue #RepDetroit

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@cjb_1991
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7 months
#GoBlue 🐍🐍🐍
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The game plan for #Michigan is simple for the natty: RUN THE DAMN BALL and chew up clock & keep the ball out of Penix’s hands. UW is 41st in rush defense giving up 137 yards a game at 4.5 yd a carry. They’re not even top 50 in pass defense. Mich is #2 pass D, #8 rush D
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👀👀👀👀
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GET WARDES FAT ASS OUT OF ANN ARBOR @SantaJOno
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@UMFanJosh He forgot about Mike McDonald who has the ravens playing Super Bowl level defense 💀
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6 months
Jordan acker knows stuff we don’t y’all 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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1 year
@BFreeForAll @JoJoFromJerz Yeah a government with tanks, stealth jets, bazookas, flame throwers, etc will make your AR look like a BB gun
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2 years
@dh4onethingonly @mattbryan68 Religion literally tells us what we can or cannot eat or drink…
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7 months
@SteveHelwagen @_ZachShaw Bruh Michigan has proof 😂
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2 years
@dstark86 @rivbutcher How does one end world hunger. Ill grab my popcorn
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@UMFanJosh That’s some prescription strength, over the counter level copium right there 😂😂😂
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@MichaelSpathITH Insight from an attorney. Relax.
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@spartans_chop Because people with brains know they didn’t really cheat. 6-0 without stallions on the payroll while beating three top 12 teams. Life’s hard, wear a helmet man.
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@JRoseDet Please you wish your universities leadership this involved in its football program.
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@CFBONFOX @UW_Football @UMichFootball Stop lol Michigans are the most iconic
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2 years
@slickgq85 @MichiganFB23 And jalen hurts led bama to the national championship game and saban switched to Tua and pulled it out. Cade has a limited repertoire. JJ is a 5* and is the future of the program.
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As it turns out, Ohio state gave Purdue Michigans signals!!!!! Given the timestamp, this was BEFORE halftime so Michigan obviously changes stuff up signal-wise. What a concept!!!
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Purdue may have been intercepting Michigan signals. Ton of people on the Michigan sideline talking to security and pointing towards the press box
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Ryan days bitch ass was so butthurt they lost they forwarded Purdue Michigans signals 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@MaizeBlueNation I mean come the fuck on…a 340 lb defensive tackle running down a 4.4 running back. They. Are. Very. Fucking. Good.
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5 months
@EricksonKiva Womp Womp
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3 years
James Franklin is such a douche #fuckpennstate
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2 years
@REALDonThomas Ever hear, “sometimes good, isn’t good enough”? Veteran Hurts got benched for Tua. Won a natty. Veteran Kelly Bryant got benched for Trevor Lawrence. Won a natty. Get better or get lapped. Idk why you have a massive hard on for Cade. Harbaugh knows JJ is the better qb
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@Michellek4040 I wholeheartedly believe, unless something so damning comes out, Jim had absolutely no knowledge of Stalions’ actions. He’s a Michigan alum and I don’t see how he’d knowingly enforce such a scandal at his alma mater.
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2 years
@CFBONFOX Then what’s the point in even playing the game?
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@OH_lindzbreezy @216_Wildboy @OSUlindz Ahh I remember when y’all said the same shit last year
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@DanWetzel Catapult has multiple former buckeye employees 😂
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@DumasMike @RapSheet Running what back exactly…?
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@MichiganNation2 Please keep us posted when these venmo accounts go dark
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2 years
@DumasMike @bigplay24slay It’s not. Stafford isn’t considered an all time great. He played on a team that didn’t run the ball and he threw 50 passes a game in 12 seasons. Yards are bound to stack up.
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2 years
@Hugeshow But no punches were thrown. Harmless rivalry jawing
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1 year
@OHIO_A_T_W @FrankD_419 Seeing what the other team is doing
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1 year
@CountryMichSt It’s called “someone took my job so I’m gonna run somewhere else”
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5 months
Hey @RicoBeard and twitterless valenti, I thought they would have to give the title back? I thought they shouldn’t rip the tags off the hats? Ahahahahahhaha clowns
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@candor_for_sale The same fan base with big nut having 3-thousand some days since Michigan last beat Ohio state”. Losing to Michigan really hurt them and it shows in their tweets
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@MarcGivler @TomOrr4 Wow! Something that isn’t illegal to have!
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@MightyJimbo @15bshall97 You’re conveniently ignoring their ppg went down they went thru the toughest part of their schedule. 🤡🤡🤡 Yall cried cupcake schedule for weeks but the goal posts got moved many times 🤣
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@FrittyLoc When your team is so soft you jump a 185lb DB 6 on 1 in the tunnel for skipping. Wow. Just wow. This isn’t the fucking streets, man.
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@IknowThings19 Jesus Christ he didn’t even acknowledge him whatsoever
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Sooo let me get this straight…these dudes spent 10-12 hours a week studying signals from *legal* video? I was told by rival mouth breathers that this couldn’t be done as all 22 vids don’t show them often and the only way was to do it from footage from an iPhone 150 yd away. 🥴🥴
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“This was all obtained legitimately. We’ve been really good at it (stealing signals), getting stuff off of TV copy. People didn’t go to sites (to obtain intel). We did it legally, like stealing it from the third base coach.”
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@daily_msu Seeing your hot takes go up in flames is delicious
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Pettiti is such a bitch
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@frinkatron @PeteThamel They literally won the big ten
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@3GSpartan @Johnubacon In 10 years when you reach 1000 wins, we better not see msu post a 1000 win graphic. Tool.
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@IowaOnBTN @HawkeyeFootball @Cademac_12 @eallindi83 At least you captured all his career touchdowns in this clip 😂
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@umichwolverine1 What’s fucking hilarious is that they got rid of the in person scouting in 1994 because not every school could afford it but believe every school can dish out millions in “NIL” money 💀💀💀💀 What are we doing here? This is turning into the mlb with zero salary cap
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Hey @BretBielema and @Coach_Walters how did y’all get Michigans signals last year? Y’all did almost pull off the upset and all 😂😂
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I just LOVE how this story to collusion came out an hour ago and rival mouth breathers first response is “but they did it legally!” What….?!??!?
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@CFBRep They lost to Michigan state
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@MLBcathedrals As an architect, I love utilizing old buildings for stadiums
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@awful_sports @kelvinthird_ @cocksources I seriously doubt if you need a blood transfusion and you knew this blood would be coming to you , You would be very very apprehensive about it
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@PFF_Bet @DKSportsbook This guy shot up draft boards without playing a game in 4 months. LOLZ
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@kingjack50 @espn @warriors A millionaire professional athlete completing a worthless degree isn’t inspirational. He literally sacrificed nothing.
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@RicoBeard So Ohio state gets rewarded two spots because they didn’t have to risk anything today playing? Seems logical 🤣
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@scumbag_unit So they wanted a clearer path 😂 sawwwwwfttttt
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@SportsMsu Because the ncaa knows the program didn’t do anything wrong.
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@ESPNCFB Y’all are gonna get @peta going now 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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Well sounds like the program didn’t fund CS’ little scheme
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Ex-Michigan staffer Connor Stalions did not file any expense reports, AP's FOIA request finds
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@Hail2thevictor2 @GoBlueJC This source has been right about everything so far
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@LGhail 477 yards of offense, 95% of it thru the air and they weren’t hard to cover 🫵🏼😂💀
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@ByAZuniga @sbell021 Lol some Spartans gonna have to stay behind
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@ClayTravis Religion is bullshit. Therefore, their beliefs are bullshit
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@CSayf23 Here comes the moving of the goalposts!
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@UMFanAugdahl Sparty is melting down rn
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@RS_Shadow24 @CFBONFOX @BoilerFootball @UMichFootball So you’d rather play a pissed off illini team?
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@JeremyKaetz @MJoeBean How did it go!??!?
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@MSU_Football Was this game time determined because arraignments are at noon?
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@jrs_rankings Yall are so broken 😂😂😂
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@BarstoolOSU @L8thanRansom Still trying to tackle Donovan Edwards
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@daily_msu You don’t understand the rules don’t you
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@PatSharp100185 @JoshHenschke He’s a speeder being treated like a murderer. Get lost loser
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@ESPNCFB In a weak conference
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@bfgcpw @Johnubacon So whoever stole the signals just had photographic memories? 😂😂😂
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@OdellBretthamJr Just stop. Take the L
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@AthletesInSpace Just goes to show how 1. Awfully young and inexperienced they were in 2020 (hence the 2-4 record) and 2. Why they’re so consistent…they’ve been playing next to each other for a long fuckin time
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@bluebyninety I’m glad it’s over. The last 3 months have been EXHAUSTING. They have nothing more to prove. CHAMPIONS
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@FrittyLoc @SamTomasi2 I mean, don’t beat someone with a helmet 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Chris9902051 @Balas_Wolverine Or they know that the ncaa gave them an inkling that allegations aren’t severe and the mouth breathers are just blowing this completely out of proportion.
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@Trepp17 @EnowEtta1 @Hayesfawcett3 Yeah, hate to win a big ten championship or something like that 😂
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@ksenijapavlovic @stoolpresidente It’s the biggest sport because any third world country can play it. There’s no ice in the Congo or Iran.
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@OhioStateFB Awww y’all took down the flag!
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@AlexORJ1 Stay the course man
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@RamsNFL @NFL @Bwagz The fall of the rams is gonna be epic in a couple years with all this salary on aging vets and no draft picks 😂
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@isaiahhole I mean we have visual evidence of the assaulters
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@daredevance They also didn’t call unecessary roughness with JJ out of bounds. The calls were balanced. We don’t need a ref show
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@BuckeyevsTworld Charlie baker literally said they won it fair and square 🤡
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@daily_msu Whatsboutism at its finest
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@_ZachShaw Who is asking these ridiculous questions?!
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@MichiganHail I’m so glad we have Will Johnson
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@daily_msu @THEREDRANGER3 Bruh, at least he’s comparing apples to apples here…
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They might be without their best RB. Washington thrives on putting up points fast with Penix so if UM can limit their possessions by burning clock, this should be a dub. #GoBlue
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@PaulFanson Yet the betting lines haven’t changed. Keep grasping at straws….not a lot of them left for your pathetic fan base
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@MSU_Football We don’t forget
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I need Blake corum to lift up his jersey and flash the “Michigan vs Everybody” after a touchdown tomorrow like i need oxygen.
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@FoxNews I get it, it was a small dose of cannabis oil, buuuuuuut why would you bring that shit into another country?! And Russia of all places?! I was scared to bring a bottle of vitamins to Aruba for my honeymoon 🤦🏻‍♂️ you don’t know how these countries will act? Why risk it?! Stupid ass
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@JDue51 @RJ_Young How do you not put the defending big ten champs in the top 25? Like for real
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@DarkoStateNews @Johnubacon Yeah cuz hes totally gonna expose his own coaching staff and team right?🤦🏻‍♂️
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@NFLonFOX @CameronNewton @Sara_Walsh @Panthers Are we still doing this social distancing shit?! 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@JDue51 That’s disrespectful as hell 😂 poor Dillon Johnson was playing on one foot for gods sake
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MINIMAL. COMPETITIVE. ADVANTAGE.
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