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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Look at him, man. He came back for this very moment.

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

Antonio Brown woke up today and this was his first thought

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9 months

MIKEY YOU WILL NEVER PAY FOR A MEAL OR DRINK IN ANN ARBOR AGAIN

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Legend. 📸: @ByAZuniga

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Ben Herbert looks like he’s constantly assessing the threat level around him

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 years

Michigan has Jim Freaking Harbaugh and John Freaking Beilein Sleep well, folks.

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

@EdLudlow @_EthanGrey oh so he can pull out of something

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

“Chad Henne makes me wish I went to Michigan, in fact, I think all 5-star quarterbacks should go there until the end of time.” -Patrick Mahomes

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 months

5 years ago today. This picture, man. We had it all. 😭

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

Michigan fans to anyone they walk by today:

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

Legend

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

He knew man. He knew.

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

😭😭😭😭

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Still cannot believe JJ made this play.

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Noah Neidlinger

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10 months

I’m here to kick ass and hand out delicious Thanksgiving dinners. And I’m all out of dinners.

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 months

Kim Mulkey addressing the “untrue” things the WaPo is about to print about her

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

😭😭😭😭

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Noah Neidlinger

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10 months

INTERCEPTED ROD MOORE AND MICHIGAN WILL WIN THE GAME

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Noah Neidlinger

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8 months

We’re going to be fine, folks

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 months

Accidentally made this on AI and honestly kind of want to paint a real version of it now

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

“scUM wins once a decade and they don’t know how to act” MF you call Michigan ‘scUM’ every day of your life. You mocked Jim Harbaugh’s young son and now Aidan Hutchinson’s mom. Your QB publicly made excuses for that once-a-decade loss. This is EXACTLY how we’re supposed to act.

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

Me before the OSU game: if we beat Ohio State I’ll be satisfied forever. Me after beating Ohio State: if we don’t win the B1G championship I will set myself on fire.

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

There are times I think about this tweet and it’s right now. These are the times.

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

John Beilein: “...and as a coach who is no stranger to ejections, I fully endorse whatever Juwan Howard said and did there.”

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 months

Two Cokes that I can safely say I felt zero shame when purchasing

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

Michigan Twitter is absolutely wild. A year ago we’re like “fire everyone start over idc idc” and this year we’re like “There’s no fucking way we’re losing to bum ass Georgia in the College Football Playoff”

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Noah Neidlinger

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8 months

So Michigan ended Saban and now we’re going to get blamed for ending Sports Illustrated, aren’t we

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

Jett Howard

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3 years

I’ll be making my college decision next week, October 13th. 🦦

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 months

“Jim Knowles has to get a stop here” EA Sports:

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

Look at me, I am the Transfer Portal Captain now

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

Good night, Columbus. Thanks for coming out

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Noah Neidlinger

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5 years

When you know you made the right call to work for Juwan Howard

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

@Sethrogen Have you seen Brian’s hat? He’s still fucking wearing it.

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

The Barrett hit

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 years

If you wanted Harbaugh riding in on a bald eagle with the Declaration of Independence I've got you covered. Go red, go white, and #GoBlue 🇺🇸

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

Anyone else notice this crazy moment between Franz and Mike during the game yesterday?

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 years

Nod if your team and *only* your team is 12-0

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

“Talk to this man right here. He made it happen.” 🥲

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

Last possession of the half. Look at that bench reaction

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 months

“Jim Knowles has to get a stop here.”

Gordon

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6 months

LOOK AT THIS FELLA

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Noah Neidlinger

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8 months

Where does play this rank all time for you in Michigan lore? Mt Rushmore? Top 10?

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Noah Neidlinger

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5 months

This absolutely fucking rules 😭

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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Noah Neidlinger

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5 months

I find it odd how Mikey is standing on the ground and not being carried everywhere he goes in Ann Arbor like Xerxes in 300

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5 months

Always working to get better. Always elevating each other. This is a special place. 📺 @CFBONFOX

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

@ShanonBrianna @DragonflyJonez “Work sucks am I right? Anyway how much company time would you say you steal on average?”

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Noah Neidlinger

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11 months

“Jim Harbaugh should’ve known better than to hire a man borderline psychotically obsessed with Michigan football” Buddy let me introduce you to Jim Harbaugh

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Noah Neidlinger

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 months

Please post a play you liked from Michigan’s 15-0 national championship season, I’ll begin:

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Noah Neidlinger

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5 months

The entire Rose Bowl again

lil piss baby

@11kmrn

5 months

what movie would you want to watch here?

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

The only correct reaction to this trophy

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Noah Neidlinger

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Wait, just realized Jim Harbaugh gets to go to the White House lmao

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Noah Neidlinger

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5 months

🥲

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5 months

Show us that video you can never delete from your gallery no matter what it is….

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

Just noticed this lol

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5 months

All of Michigan’s greatest enemies are living the most nightmarish reality and I don’t think we’re truly appreciating that enough

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Noah Neidlinger

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9 months

Jake Thaw

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9 months

For those that have kept unwavering support - thank you. And for those that have not, I understand. I made the biggest two mistakes of my life on the biggest stage, and I won’t ever forgive myself. I’ll always love and cherish @UMichFootball and this fanbase. Go Blue.

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

The next 365 days:

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

Michigan should just win the whole tournament as a joke. Like, to mess with everyone. I’d laugh so hard.

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4 months

💫AstralWingz💫

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4 months

Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 years

-Zavier owning the hook shot -Teske becoming a force at the 5 -Iggy’s villainous swag -Matthews’ buzzer beater -Livers getting a 3-point shot -Beilein bitching at the refs on TV during the Harbaugh interview Disappointment aside, it was a season, man.

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

“Tell Mark, I want him to know it was me.”

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 years

Thank you Chase.

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

👀🏈

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Noah Neidlinger

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6 years

How fucking lucky are we

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Noah Neidlinger

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2 years

Many people are saying Michigan will go 7-5 next year. Some say 6-6, even 5-7. Absolutely insane levels of disrespect rn

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 years

@goldengateblond

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Noah Neidlinger

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7 months

Not them using an actual photo of Will in a national championship hat and custom championship belt 😭😭 God this offseason is going to rule

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Noah Neidlinger

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10 months

Thank God for Mikey

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

Man, Michigan basketball coach Juwan Howard appearing in the Michael Jordan doc is pretty awesome. If I was a 5-star high school basketball player, I'd be committing to that guy yesterday

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

Ohio State fans when they cross out (what they believe to be) every 'M' in a sentence:

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4 years

This guy said I’m not done playing jazz flute for you yet

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7 years

@AP_Politics 6. *nod humanly when spoken to* 7. *blink at 4 second intervals*

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Noah Neidlinger

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3 years

@RedditCFB Catch the ball bro

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2 years

Jordan Poole with excessive amounts of drip, you say?

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3 years

@bIindsidedd @DKThomp

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5 years

There’s another 5 star. Where? Right there.

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5 years

New commit McGregor on Greg Mattison 👀 via @wolverineswire

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3 years

Might cry I love this idc

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5 years

8 years ago today. This is what happened when Michigan beat a 6-7 OSU team. Imagine what will happen when Michigan beats them on Saturday.

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4 months

👀 (Better late than never)

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5 years

The pause right before the flex makes it

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5 years

@rejectedjokes @SonicMovie I mean

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7 months

Me hearing about every Michigan player’s combine performance:

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11 months

Michigan fans during the bye weekend

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4 years

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6 years

Going back and reading @JohnDingell ’s timeline is an absolute pleasure. His reaction to Jordan Poole’s game-winner last March:

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2 years

Jim Harbaugh waiting for his chance to say ‘I told you so’ about some of these coaches

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6 years

Rashan Gary’s mom is a national treasure.

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2 years

😬

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Cade Stover says he’ll “never admit” the extent to which injuries impacted his performance against Michigan: “You signed up to get beat up, so you'd better play beat up.”

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Noah Neidlinger

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4 years

My Wednesdays since @netw3rk and @SheaSerrano last did The Connect:

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1 year

Ryan Day the rest of the season leading up to the Michigan game:

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5 months

When the One Guy is front and center on the cover of the most anticipated game in years 🥲

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7 months

🥲

Nolan Bianchi

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Washington WR Jalen McMillan says Michigan DB Mike Sainristil is the toughest player he faced in college. “He was pissing me off…he was calling out formations…routes.”

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