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Tix for Ben Schwartz & Friends improv shows at

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Ben Schwartz

10 days

Outside of one show that will be listed in June, here is my 2024 tour. I’m planning on taking a little break from touring after October so if you wanted to see a Ben Schwartz & Friends improv tour show, this is your last chance for a while. Tix here-

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4 years

What started as a gag birthday gift from my sister has turned into my greatest treasure.

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5 years

YOUR SON IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

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5 years

My son went to the school Halloween dance tonight dressed as Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec and I am HOWLING. #Entertainment720forLife

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Got to see my mom for the first time in 5 months today. Quarantined for 2 weeks, got COVID tested twice and when it was finally time to hug her, my arms went right through her because she was cake. Come on guys. That’s enough. Not everything has to be a cake. Where is my mom?

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2 years

May all your 2022 dreams come true… even if you have to fake your own death and move to Tajikistan to make it happen.

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4 years

THE HOST SHOULD BE ABLE TO MUTE MICROPHONES. I can’t believe I want this to be more like zoom. #Debates2020

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5 years

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

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4 years

I am 38 years old and still terrified every time I try to cut a bagel in half.

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6 years

Happy Father’s Day poppa @joe_keery

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4 years

That’s a great question Susan, let me start by not answering it then finish by definitely not answering it. #VPDebate

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4 years

Dear Doctor Strange, which one of the 14 million outcomes are we currently in?

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1 year

Just found this from 8 years ago. I think it was cut but there was a scene from Parks where Jean-Ralphio had blonde streaks for no reason.

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5 years

I wonder if cartoon characters know that whatever outfit they wear in the 1st episode will be the only outfit they wear for eternity.

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2 years

WE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT. NEW POSTER FOR #SONICMOVIE2 !

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2 years

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!????!??? WE ARE BREAKING RECORDS OVER HERE!!! NUMBERS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITING!!!! #SONICMOVIE2

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4 years

I have been tagged in this photo a bunch of times in the past few days. Can someone explain to me what’s happening?

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2 years

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out of context parks and rec

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2 years

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

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5 years

2009/2019

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3 years

In this one, Wonka fucks.

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3 years

WONKA ✨✨🍫

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5 years

Using this as my new headshot.

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5 years

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

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5 years

@rejectedjokes @DEADLINE

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9 months

You know shit is getting serious when Lil Sebastian shows up to the picket. #SAGAFTRAstrong #wgastrong

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Ben Schwartz

8 years

The Upside Down Parent Trap.

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6 years

I wish I did one thing as well as Donald Glover does everything.

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Ben Schwartz

4 years

Does this mean I’m an Avenger now? Do I have to change my name to Chris? How does this work?

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4 years

2020 will be the first year in a decade a movie in the #MCU won't finish as the highest-grossing superhero flick of the year. Instead, the title is set to go #SonicTheHedgehog .

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4 years

SONIC 2 IS OFFICIALLY COMING 2 THEATERS 4/8/22!!!

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Ben Schwartz

3 years

Trading Bar Mitzvah stories.

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6 years

Grandpa- “I’m finally listening to Hamilton and the songs are incredible but the story is all over the place.” Grandson- “You’re listening to it on shuffle, grandpa.” Grandpa- “ahhhh. That makes sense. I was wondering how the kid was singing counting songs after he died.”

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4 years

My computer just reminded me that this happened on this day 9 years ago.

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1 year

This just blew my mind. Ace Ventura, The Mask and Dumb and Dumber all came out in the same year. That. Is. Unbelievable. That’s gotta be up there with the best single years of all time for any actor, comedy or drama. Who else is on the list for greatest single year runs?

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2 months

Akira Toriyama was a legend. Chrono trigger is quite possibly my favorite video game of all time and dragon quest was one of the first RPGs I had ever played. A huge loss to gaming and anime. What an incredible and inspiring career.

@IGN

IGN

2 months

Akira Toriyama, creator of the Dragon Ball series has passed away at the age of 68. He is a legend in anime and gaming, his work includes Dr. Slump, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger, and other classic works.

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2 months

On your marks. Get set. Go. My #SonicMovie3 recording has officially begun.

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11 months

This movie. This beautiful, brilliant, inspiring movie. #AcrossTheSpiderverse is a work of art. Every single frame is so jaw droppingly beautiful, you almost can’t believe they pulled it off. The heart. The comedy. The action. The easter eggs. The music. The representation. THE…

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7 years

Mom?

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4 years

Caught up with Cyclops today. He’s doing well.

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7 months

Doing a photo shoot for a New York magazine in the fall? Had to hit ‘em with the Harry.

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4 years

WE ARE CURRENTLY CERTIFIED FRESH AT 70% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES FOR A MOVIE BASED ON A VIDEO GAME!!! GAMERS REJOICE!!! #SonicMovie

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Rotten Tomatoes

@RottenTomatoes

4 years

The first reviews are in for #SonicMovie - currently it's #Fresh at 70% on the #Tomatometer , with 56 reviews:

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5 years

How am I supposed to trust my gut when at 2am it tells me to eat three slices of pizza, a cupcake and a milkshake?

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4 years

The reaction to this trailer has made my soul smile. Thanks to everyone for all the kind words!!! So excited for everyone to see this movie!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Ben Schwartz

4 years

Here it is! The new @SonicMovie trailer!!! I continue to be beyond excited and honored to voice this beautiful blue blur! A lot of incredibly talented people who care about this franchise very much have made such a fun movie coming at ya February 14th! #SonicMovie

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4 years

I have watched this 10 times. And I plan on watching this 10 times more. Thank you baby. Thank you.

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Here it is! The new @SonicMovie trailer!!! I continue to be beyond excited and honored to voice this beautiful blue blur! A lot of incredibly talented people who care about this franchise very much have made such a fun movie coming at ya February 14th! #SonicMovie

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4 years

We are back to the “can’t stop eating things that are terrible for me” part of quarantine.

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4 years

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO TO EVERY THEATER AND THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! "Sonic the Hedgehog is quickly looking like a hit, besting the top end of its $50M 4-day projection of $55M" GO #SONICMOVIE GO!!!

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1 year

I am currently in 2 of the top 4 movies on @netflix right now. One as a character named Boner and one as a character named Skidmark. Comedy is still alive.

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4 years

Remember haircuts?

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1 year

Happy birthday to the best TV dad there ever was, @hwinkler4real .

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3 years

It is insane to me that this happened this year. It feels like decades ago.

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4 years

Went to my garage and removed a small dog amount of hair from my head.

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4 years

Gonna tell my kids this was the cast of @Stranger_Things .

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4 years

I knew this day would come.

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4 years

All press tours end with Ya’ Heard? With Perd.

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4 years

10 out of 10 would recommend meeting your comedic heroes Part 2.

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8 years

Dad and son meet because the Internet. @joe_keery @Stranger_Things #strangertwins

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4 years

Before I watch Hamilton today, to make it feel like I’m in Times Square, I paid a person $80 for parking, ate subpar italian food terrified I‘d be late, peed next to someone so close our elbows touched then took my seat with my knees touching the chair in front of me. IM READY!

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5 years

I am in my 30s and I have never spelled the word rhythm correctly without the aid of spellcheck.

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Ben Schwartz

4 years

Space Force is coming to @netflix in 2.5 weeks.

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2 years

WE HAVE A POSTER, PEOPLE!!! AND TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE A TRAILER!!!✌️ #SonicMovie2

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1 year

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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2 years

Me writing a movie starring Andrew Garfield, @joe_keery and I about three triplets who were raised in different parts of the world but bump into each other at a singing competition.

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5 years

The older you get the more you realize how incredible Vincent D’Onofrio is in Men in Black.

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4 years

Thank you.

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4 years

Get this thing a bunch of scarves and an Entertainment 720 jacket stat.

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3 years

I will take any excuse to repost this video. Happy birthday @pedropascal1 .

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4 years

We have been in quarantine a long time.

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6 years

Shout out to everyone else out there who sends an email quickly and then seconds later checks their sent box to see exactly what they just wrote.

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4 years

I'm getting far too comfortable eating "party sized" bags of chips, knowing full well there will never be a party anywhere near those chips.

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3 years

Don’t be suspicious.

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Parks and Recreation

3 years

If the Sapersteins had a theme song, this would be it.

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4 years

I watched this 1000 times and every time found something new and hilarious.

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6 years

I. LOVE. 90S. BLUE. ICONIC. CHARACTERS. I am beyond excited about this movie. It’s gonna be amazing. I have been training by running, wagging my finger and impatiently tapping my foot. GOTTA GO FAST!

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Variety

6 years

Ben Schwartz will voice #SonicTheHedgehog in the upcoming movie (EXCLUSIVE)

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3 years

Who's there? #SonicMovie2

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3 years

Knock, knock.... #SonicMovie2 #Knuckles

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3 years

2/26/14

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6 years

Were fidget spinners a thing or was that a black mirror episode?

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4 years

There are countless examples of @mradamscott being a phenomenal dramatic/comedic actor but this clip from Parks is one of my favs. A master class by Adam. @UncleBlazer & @yourfriendLilan are also so good in this. And @prattprattpratt as always, is an untouchable comedy magician.

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4 years

Never underestimate The Architect.

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4 years

Could Willy Wonka have dogs or because of how much chocolate was always around no way.

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3 years

Don’t be suspicious.

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5 years

It has been almost 40 years since The Jerk came out, so here's a video from eight years ago of the wonderful @ZooeyDeschanel and I singing Tonight You Belong to Me.

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4 years

Dear @NintendoAmerica can you please release a billion more games on SNES and NES Online for the Switch... please... it's time...

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4 years

Wait for it.

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Dan Golding

4 years

Has anyone checked out what they’re putting on Disney+

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2 years

Proud of our marketing team. THESE FOUR FRAMES IN PARTICULAR. #SonicMovie2

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2 years

Today the sonic cut… tomorrow A BRAND NEW TRAILER!!! Also if you scroll slowly, there’s a frame in here where I’m wearing 🔥 on my feet. #SonicMovie2

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6 years

Next Cavs practice- “OK, so when we go around the room, say your name and one interesting thing about yourself.”

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9 months

Parks picket.

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3 years

Just ran into this ol' chestnut from almost five years ago.

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2 years

2 is 1. Tails is so excited he’s pissed off. #SonicMovie2

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2 years

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! #SonicMovie3 IS COMING TO THEATRES ON DECEMBER 20, 2024!!! AHHH!!!

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5 years

Not only should Tina, Amy and Maya host everything. They should also be the stars and writers of a three amigos reboot and anything else they want to do forever. #Oscars

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4 years

It was a Porsche this time. #ParksAndRec

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Parks and Recreation

4 years

An icon has once again graced our screens. #ParksAndRec

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3 years

I will be inside this float singing the green hill zone theme for the entire parade.

@RicFromSSS

SpeedSuperSonic

3 years

IT’S OFFICIAL: The Sonic The Hedgehog ballon will return to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year! It’s the first time this has happened since 2013. LET’S GOOO! 💙🥳🦃

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4 years

YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!!!

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5 years

23andMe sent me back my results... and a DVD of Fiddler on the Roof.

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3 years

CNN CALLED IT!

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4 years

In the words of Sonic- Ummm, meow? AHHH!!! #SonicMovie is #1 in the world & had the biggest domestic opening all time for a video game movie! It’s all because of the fans that we are here. Thanks for your feedback, your passion & for your love of Sonic. You did this. Thank you!

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Remember haircuts? Part 2

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Burr’s last line to Hamilton is “Wait!” Before he pulls the trigger too soon and destroys both of their lives. If he had just waited a split second more. Come. On. @Lin_Manuel .

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4 years

I. Found. All. The. Sonic. Posters! @SonicMovie @Sonic_Hedgehog #SonicMovie #CatchSonic

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2 years

FLOATING!

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2 years

One month. #SonicMovie2

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@pramsey342

Peter (or is it?) Ramsey

4 years

Search your name in gifs and show me the one that best sums up your year so far. Here’s mine:

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4 years

Not cutting my hair for months has finally paid off. April 30!!! A Parks and Rec special!!! For charity!!! I miss this show so much!!! #ParksAndRec

@parksandrec

Parks and Recreation

4 years

Leslie Knope wants to let you in on a secret... On April 30, #ParksAndRec is returning to NBC for “A Parks and Recreation Special”. Our workplace proximity associates, along with our neighbors at @StateFarm , are raising money for @FeedingAmerica . Join us!

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3 years

SONIC 2 IS COMING OUT IN EXACTLY ONE YEAR FROM TODAY!

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Pat Casey 🎅

3 years

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 comes out one year from today. Plan accordingly!

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4 years

I checked. It’s a 13 hour drive. This feels worth it somehow. If only to walk around the store, find a movie I want then immediately realize it’s been taken out already. Then while going to buy peanut M&Ms, find I’ve been charged 700 dollars for not returning Coneheads on time.

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4 years

Saw a butterfly on my walk today. Instinctually went to grab my flimsy net. Realized this is real life and not Animal Crossing. Was disappointed for many reasons.

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