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@PepperNPals
Just your local chaotic good druid with six companion birbs. Also I make dice and stuff.
I found giant fuzzy chicks so I put one in a giant D20. These big ones are so fluffy that all the fluff goes bit clear. Kinda like the chick is melting. But. I mean. It's kinda funny.
These big ones, smaller versions in 6 colors, and Peep dice will be available on Monday!
Back before I had a bird room and I lived in an apartment with roommates, my birds used to be in my bedroom. People ask how I could stand the noise. Well, they were quiet at night, and during the day, if I napped, they napped. They still go quiet if I pretend to sleep. Even Queso
A few years ago Markiplier stopped by a stream I was having on Twitch to raise money for a bird cage. He donated $100 which was almost the entire cost of the cage. Basically Markiplier bought Pepper a house.
I was like "Mango I'm sad" and she was like "come here I'm Mango" so I stuck my face near hers and she put a pellet that she was concealing in her beak into my nose
Idk people can get mad at me if they want, but I do wish grocery delivery was more reliable. Cuz we only got the one car and there's a variety of other reasons we may or may not be able to go ourselves.
Then w*lmart calls me up like "So it looks like the driver stole your
Me, to my coworkers: you see, it's funny because normally those are boobs on these mousepads. But this one? This one is eggs. Do you get it? Do you see how that could be tits that you lay your wrist upon? But it's okay. It's safe for work. Because it's eggs. Mousepad by
@alekivz
AH it's
#TransDayOfVisibility
so let's do something fun and supportive! If you are trans and would like a letter with your name on it lemme help you out with a little validation! Send me your name and address to peppernpals
@gmail
.com and I will send you one of the stickers below!
POV you gotta pee but this bird REFUSED to go back in the cage so you said FINE come on a piss adventure I guess and then he flew onto a towel and is staring at you like this while you sit on the toilet
The Lord of the Rings, but everyone is species of birds. Like all the hobbits are budgies. All the humans are cockatiels. Gandalf is an African grey. Elves are princess parrots? Dwarves are parrotlets maybe?
The orcs can be conures. Because conures are gremlins.
Also, since I guess it needs to be said, you can think that delivery drivers should be paid more AND not want your groceries stolen. It's not one or the other here.
Well. This got more attention than I thought it would. Follow me here if you want to see more tweets about furbys and other nonsense, and follow my birds
@PepperNPals
for quality birb content. And remember:
Me, on the phone: yes hello I need to make an appointment
Mango: OH GOD YES THE HELLO MACHINE LET ME RUN UP YOUR ARM AND YELL HELLO 75 TIMES AH HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO IM MANGO AND I LOVE HELLO
The person on the phone: ma'am this is a taco bell and why do you live in a jungle
@finchnoise
@awildjessichu
True. Funny how AFAB people are accused of being sensitive and what not, when we're conditioned to hide discomfort to make everyone else comfortable.
Just got home and here's what happened:
Me: *opens door*
Mango, from upstairs: AHHHH
Queso: AHHHH
Mango: *longest pause ever... BUT THEN* AHHH AHHH
Queso: AHHH AHHH
Me: AHHH AHHH
My neighbors, probably: what the hell and fuck
@stoicsquirrel78
This is a HUGE reason why I advocate so hard for keeping cats indoors. There's a local pet group that also shares when dead pets are found in the road so that maybe someone looking for them can get closure (not pics, just descriptions and locations) and SO many are cats.
People are like: ah I want a bird as a pet!
And I'm like: there is a tiny chunk of flesh missing from my neck because I touched a water pitcher while Hurley was sitting on my shoulder and he didn't like it.
Mango and Hurley both being handle-able and snuggly means I can finally duel wield conures like I'm Bayonetta but with more feathers, screaming, and bird poop.
Just spent half an hour trying to get Hurley to come down from the top of this super high cabinet ๐ I could NOT reach him and he refused to step up onto anything. I stood on the toilet and was just barely able to use my phone to see what he could be so interested in. It was dust
People are like, "how do you tell the difference between Hurley and Charlie," and all you need to know is that Hurley has the energy of an office middle manager who's been at the job too long, and Charlie's energy is gremlin who's been let out confinement and ate sugary caffeine.
Complain, right? I don't know why this is different - especially when people have to rely on delivery services like this due to things like disability or lack of transportation.
One time I told my dad that a decent bra is around $50 and he was like "WHAT??? THAT'S 25 DOLLARS A TIT????"
Like bitch I know! On top of that, comfortable ones are near impossible to find. Shit sucks.